And The Cosmic Balance Is Maintained

I began the search for MOOK, which turned out far better than expected.  Just as LOGICAL FALLACY has gematria of 911 and some other jewels I’ve shared, the law of large numbers and how they relate to coincidences took over and threw me a bone.  I could have gotten something I didn’t like.  I could have gotten no result at all.  I expected if anything it would be something asinine like KITE which I’d happily have settled for.  Instead, a word that defies any expectations of having any cosmic significance.

So speaking of being thrown a bone.  My snarky comment of choice about the topics that are picked is usually about puppies being rescued.  Now the cosmic scales have been shifted the other direction and the balance has been maintained.  Yesterday I found this comment:

“So I would like your opinion on one of my posts.”

Innocent enough at first glance.  This was added to the blog post about the book release.  Never one to turn down the opportunity to check on how wrong this person is I gave a look.  It was supposed to be a quick check on what school of thought, what variation he is using I’ve seen before.  It was supposed to be a story about Trump or Parkland.  Instead, I get puppy mutilation.
Starless Go Lightly, or at least just GO
At first I thought this might be added to the list of recurring targets.  The gematria (which I’ll get to) has a new twist.  Then I found this appears to be just one post including gematria.  Like a Sunny Peaches finding numbers one time to throw in the middle of all the other claptrap, because you can always find the numbers in anything.  Especially if you force it like this guy.

Now Poe’s Law could be applicable because this guy is so far out there he makes Sunny look sane in comparison.  If there’s other gematria postings they are lost amidst other content that includes:

An erotic dream that left him with a hard on for an hour afterwards.
Past life experience.
And the beloved katana that was referenced in the response to his FTFM blog post comment.

And then I had enough looking at information I really didn’t want to know any more about.  Just in case he has a bit about vegan pumpkin pie or Satanic math, I don’t want to know.  There is a reason for my post about the run on sentence yesterday other than just mocking bad grammar.  If I spent time on that I’d never get to the actual gematria.  Heck, there’s even a relatively new blog that has no sense of proper capitalization.  The author doesn’t do Francis Bacon numerology on the wrong grammar, so I have left it alone for now.  The common theme among that blog, the run on sentence and Mr. Puppy Mutilation -

Why would I care about any message you have about a serious topic if you can’t display it in at least a somewhat coherent manner?  Two sentences with one question mark and no other punctuation.  Yeah, that really helps your cause.

And now we have animal abusers planning their crime in advance with gematria.  I don’t think any animal should be senselessly abused.  Why should I believe you when you have them booting up gematrix.org in advance to plot their crimes to make sure they do it by the numbers “just right”?  Organic matrix?  Illuminati?  Solar eclipse?  Drones with electromagnets?  What exactly do you believe, how does it fit in with the rest of the crowd you seek to impress?  Because based on Shadowless Noir’s response, like me he is completely not impressed.

So here’s the way the gematria is extra specially silly.  After presenting a series of PhraseShopped dog mutilation words I also see that like I expect English/Sumerian is used as well as simple.  Made up phrases and multiple elisions.  That’s a really good start to forcing the numbers.  Then there’s a whole section titled The Divisions.  Now we see his angle 145/115 = 1.26.  Rounded off.  And this means something because of SWORDOFGOD=126.  To blazes with the solar eclipse rituals, this fruit  ninja is all about his beloved katana.  I can’t say I’m surprised that commenting on his blog is locked out.

Now even if not actually used to get some truncated form of 1.26 to be equally to 126 (which it’s not)  he further ruins his message about the important issues by documenting the gematria of his made up phrases in Sumerian, which is ordinal x 6.  Extending this to the illogical conclusion since we already know other mathematical ciphers than x 6 have been suggested you can:
1). Calculate the ordinal gematria of any made up phrase.
2). Multiply that by any whole number.
3). Repeat steps one and two.
4). Divide the larger number by the smaller number.
5). Compare the result to 126.

Gematria loving criminals haven’t had this so easy since the invention of the cliptractor ™️.  You could just save the time and take your shoehorned swordhorned initial phrase and multiply it by any number, divide it by any number until you get 126. Or better still, just say everything equals 126.  Or yet even better just say, “I like puppies not being abused, unicorns and hard ons” and save us all a lot of time.  At least we can all be thankful that it seems he hasn’t taken his mutilated dog and pony show to YouTube, though that could be really entertaining for a change of pace.  Just another gematrimook.

Bonus Post - Gearing Up For A Stunning Weekend

125 word run on sentence. COMMA SHORTAGE STRIKES GEMATRIA COMMENTS = 125 (Chaldean)

mikey James = 666 (Sumerian)

The script is deep.

Lo And Behold, The Most Important Four Letter Word Ever

Da special Zeke Upshaw gematria palindrome

Ok, what do we have here.  Date span, blah blah, drop a zero, blah blah, add zeroes blah blah blah, DEATH=218 outside of Death History Month, yawnnnnn!  Geometry is 108 and 108, I’ve seen before and....  Wait a second.  GEOMETRY is super special because it’s 108 in both Ordinal and Reverse Ordinal.  And ZEKE UPSHAW is extra super duper supremely special ‘cause it’s a palindrome in the extended elisions, also.

Now we’re getting into the kind of thing I was hoping for more of when I started this blog.  I get to bust on these pinheads and indulge in math/word games.

Note that “less than 1 in 400 words” is a gematria palindrome in both forward and reverse.  First, ignore the reductions.  That’s really just two elisions matching.  Once the non reduced values match the reductions have to match.  Now I don’t know how this 1 in 400 number was determined.  That makes a total of about 425 words out of a 170,000 main word dictionary a gematria palindrome.  That sounds not unreasonable.  I wonder if somebody ran the entire dictionary through a computer algorithm and demonstrated how they are selectively ignoring the contradictions to their confirmation bias.

But now back to the big reveal.  There’s a big reveal coming up here.  The teaser starts with the post title. Don’t cheat! No scrolling down and spoiling it. As you follow my process you have the chance to guess the word before the big reveal! It’s like a Nancy Drool whodunit and the word is rather unexpected. I’m still giggling when I think of it.

So 425 words or so, probably a bit less.  And a fraction of those are also palindromes in the extended elisions.  This makes me think that the whole dictionary wasn’t run through a computer.  Or maybe it was.  I want a list of all the words in the dictionary that are super duper supremely palindromic gematriots!  But I’ll settle for figuring out one on my own.

For the sake of sanity and limiting the letter combinations to rearrange I want a short word.  It hardly seems fair to expect the evil empire would hide a meaning in a one or two letter word.  Even though the word THE apparently is significant.  So, longer than that.

Gematria palindromes must have an even number of letters.  You can play around with it forever, but  the math simply does not work otherwise.  There’s a total of 27 between the ordinal and reverse values.  So odd# x any# = odd#.  Three letter words are out.  So there you go, four letters.

Words need vowels.  So if I weren’t discriminating on two letter words, LO is a word that actually works. (So does BY).  Each vowel has only one corresponding match.  The full list of complements that equal 27 are:
AZ
EV
IR
OL
UF
YB

Now I’ve got some letters to work with.  But would an evil empire really just limit their consonants to 6 out of 20??  I don’t think so!  It’s nice that LOVE makes it to the list of super duper supreme Gematria palindromes.  I see a ROIL in there and a BEVY.  But notice that you don’t see a lot of the letters for ZEKE UPSHAW there?  Hmmmm.  What to do.

If you’re thinking about it, because of the nature of the extended systems and needing a vowel for a word, you need the letter O if you’re going to use any consonant other than z, v, r, l, f or b.  At least I’m pretty sure that’s the case for a four letter word.  I’m open to being proven wrong.

Let’s pretend JOIT is a word.  Although a palindrome for the non extended versions you start comparing single digits to values in the hundreds.  The letter Tt is 7 in reverse, but 200 in English extended.  Letters earlier in the alphabet suffer the same fate.  O is in a tidy range of values that end in a zero in both original and reverse extended.

So we’re getting closer now.  Here’s another clue not from the derivation of the magic word.  It’s not a very nice word; it’s actually  an insult.  Four letter word containing an O.  Got that?  Good.

So exactly which consonants are in the magic range?

It’s J through Q.  It doesn’t work for  not O vowels and  for example R doesn’t work since it’s 9 vs. 90.  So now our letter list is complete at JKLMNOPQ.  If you want to take a shortcut then throw out the Q without a U to go with it.  One vowel and some letters that are either a Scrabble players dream or nightmare depending on their vocabulary.

So now if something like JMOP is a real word we’re in business.  POLK does work, but proper names don’t really count.  James K. Polk be damned.  You know what I could really use here?

Another vowel.  So that means another O.  Which if you play around with the other consonants available I can only find one super duper supremely special four letter gematria palindrome.

So, this is your last break to pause the video and figure it out before the secret is revealed.  It’s interesting that GEOMETRY is so important that it’s built up as a prelude to ZEKE UPSHAW when GEOMETRY itself is not a palindrome in the extended gematrias.  The word I found is rather coarse. It’s certainly not a word I would expect a selectively incompetent cabal to even bother with.  I’ve never seen it mentioned.  It’s etymology includes a possible derivation from... the Italian word for motherfucker.

Without further ado, here we go:

MOOK

Oh boy.  So much for high class evil super power word creation.  More mundane is a definition meaning a witless incompetent person.  To me it sounds more like what you'd call your favorite nephew as you tousle his hair.  Here’s your birthday present Kyle, ya little mook!  If you want another discussion of the etymology, try this.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=292773

I like the motherfucker angle better, but either way for a relationship to gematria this is oddly appropriate.  A narrative explaining the value of gematria is because we’re sacred motherfuckers would be hilarious.

Arbitrary Arbiters

A few times recently Dan has mentioned spam.  I assume this means “any comment not directly related to my specific blog post from somebody I don’t know”. Or, “someone I don’t instantly trust because of the particular two or sometimes three digit numbers that feed my feverish confirmation bias fueled ego”.  That is, there are normally four main types of spam.  Some sources cite the first three as true spam because of the bulk nature.
1). Get rich quick.
2). Buy my Viagra.
3). I’m a lonely Russian girl that sight unseen has decided that you are likely to be my soulmate and we can skip dating, casual sex, and jump right into the marriage thing.  (After marriage the casual sex ends unless you buy the Viagra).
4). Everything else.

Dan’s spam, as always, is part of number four except number four on Viagra steroids. It’s clue spam.  The first three are easy enough to spot.  The first two are money related, always  a red flag.  The third  category has varied wording however inevitably the email address to contact the lonely gal ends in .ru.  Which before the breakup Soviet Union was a huge red flag.

The dangers of clue spam.  Ignore the red flags and use this as motivation to look deeper for more meaning.  Throw aside the warnings when you can find a two digit number that can mean anything without further translation.  At this point the further translation always means Jesuits, Freemasons, Niggers, or what was on TV after waking up from a nap (or insert some other “Organic Matrix” bullshit for the post nap TV).  Never could it be anything about Wollongong or adoption of puppies that were abused.

There’s a bit more to the flag business than a convenient joke.  A selling point of gematria is that whatever number that Australia ties into you’re talking about doesn’t tie into the story.  So if you try to insist that it could be the lonely gal from Wollongong then the Australian  🇦🇺 doesn’t make sense.  But what about the current Russian  🇷🇺?  Fittingly that is part red, but only 1/3rd.  Now there’s a case for Russia, not the Soviet Union.  And growing up in the Cold War era Russia is synonymous with Soviet Union.  Now a number that match matches either is fine, one set of numbers is not wrong.  And it’s easy not to care.

So now we have the gematria experts are the arbiters of who is a trusted source to look for more clues and who is simply a troll, faggot shill.  Because now we have a big issue that strikes at the core value of “Sacred Geometry”.  The Jesus.  They still can’t figure out exactly what to do with the Big J.  Is he part of the organic matrix?  Is he the organic matrix itself?  Or as one suggested did God create gematria and the Freemasons stole it?  (This evokes images of God staring at an empty wall safe and fretting over only having a single two digit number as the combination).  They don’t seem to know what to do with it, other than a huge source of words and numbers to gematrify.  No surprise, there’s no agreement even on how to pronounce geh-ma-tree-ah or with a soft g.

The classic example was gematria done on Occam’s Razor after the clue spam.  This has now been supplanted because early reports show the Gematrinator has taken this to heart.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180329080643/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/03/conspiracy-theory-richard-hofstadter.html?m=1

Christ is just a title.  To be proper it’s Jesus the Christ, not just Jesus Christ.  Which would tend to make one think that maybe every time that gematria of Jesus Christ=xxx in the past was wrong.  However, Jesus himself is not above the power of clue spam.  He doesn’t need Viagra.  He laughs at Nigerian princes.  Lonely Russian women bore him.  But clue spam,  hmmm....let me click on that link.

There’s an out.  An escape hatch, because it’s been Yeshua all along.  No need to redo all the past narratives about the big J.  No need to create some new bizarre elision to cover it up.  No need to ignore the clue spam since it met the primary truther requirement of answering “Yes” to the question- Do you agree with me TODAY?

And what seals the deal is.  Oh fuck.....Google Translate????

Now Google is a trusted source after all the complaints about numbers being changed on Wikipedia brought up by Google searches and Google owned YouTube striking videos for copyright violations and deleting channels?  What sense does that make?

For newer readers, I’ve been over my stance on religion before.  As this is the topic of the target post I bring it up again.  If I haven’t insulted you with my previous God and Jesus references and youve made it this far.  I’m agnostic.  I object to gematria using religion as a numerical source to also bolster a “I’m really a nice guy” position hypocritically played out in the narratives when they have no clue on exactly how it fits into their scheme.  Like trying to fit Google Translate is OK today when yesterday Google was the source of all evil on the planet.

So, my go to shoehorn for religion.  Google Attu the Wonder Turtle.  You’re going to find this critically negative blog that if you are a gematria buff you’ll ignore because I don’t agree with you on any day.

The ultimate in arbitrary arbitration.

MLB Spring Training Tryouts

We’ve got ourselves some amateur vigilantes.

If you scroll up from that comment there’s a second link.  I don’t recommend watching either.  Unless you’re evil like me and are into kicking someone when they’re down.  Both the videos are a reaction to Hubbard’s “prediction” that the Astros would win the World Series.  These could be sports guys looking to make it to the hate video response list.  Spring training for Hubbard to get in good form for  when the big boys come up to the plate for the regular season.  And they do come to the plate.

Just to keep all the material from professional writers together:
Crossing Broad - Philadelphia Eagles
USA Today
Vice Sports

And for good measure, non-sports:
Aliens! (Er...not the Sigourney Weaver movie)

I thought it would be nice to make that collection easily  available.  From people unlike me that actually do get paid to write.  Maybe this is my spring training, too.

I’ve seen the response format often enough and some of the screenshot commentary is typical.  Look like a bad ass. And immediately prove that you aren’t serious.  I checked for the Nicholas Hamilton (not identical gematria to Salochin Notlimah) comment that 10 hours after this comment does not exist.  At least not on the video.  I couldn’t find it on the channel home page, either.  This kind of thing happens a lot.  For example, with recent YouTube problemas para videocas en Espanalo faquito. and lots of suggestions on bypassing them, some chap suggested everyone copy one video to their YouTube channel.  This high ranking official in the minion flowchart proceeded to immediately not upload a video.

Any response is the same format.  It happened with all the professional writers.  You’re wrong.  I’m right because I told you so.  Accuse them of being scared that we’re too close to the truth.  And if you’re feeling really perky throw in an assault and battery dialogue.  Or in the case of the amateur critics deem them unworthy of your time.  Either way any criticism is turned into a positive, my favorite is the USA Today article being thrown in to future commentary as “Yeah, I’m famous.  I made it into a USA Today article!”  Then whine when your video is flagged.

I do to a degree admire the willingness to stick up for yourself.  But once you get that much attention from the evil mainstream media if you don’t get a clue that you’re wrong you deserve everything that is coming to you.  The spring training tryout videos aren’t mainstream.  Except of course they’ll forever be labeled shills.  At last count several billion people are paid shills by this logic.  And I’m still doing this for free.  Can’t I at least get free season tickets?

This also gives the opportunity to introduce something else about Patreon.  As uploading videos to them seems to be the proposed solution to feed the minions who are so desperately aching for new battery threats.  Remember, until amended or repealed free speech in the Constitution is about the relationship between the government and the people.  It has nothing to do with how video hosting
services operate unless it’s really screwed up like kiddie porn or such. Patreon’s guidelines are, as I imagine anyone who hosts videos specific about harassment and bullying.
https://www.patreon.com/guidelines

So in theory this solves nothing.  If you put up a video that crosses the guidelines (like assault and battery) over someone else exercising their free speech, it gets deleted,  you’re probably going to lose if it comes to court over censorship.  It might be time to just hang up the cleats.

Identical - Another Misused Word

For those that may have been looking for an update at the normal time. Sorry. Lonny from the changing numbers on Wikipedia team called in sick and I had to cover for him.. I had some Internet connectivity issues because they’re out to get me of my provider having problems. We’ll get back to normal business tomorrow if they don’t flip the script to make me look bad all goes well. Here’s the picture of the day:
 

It’s not just identical, it’s IDENTICAL IN CAPS LOCK, so you know this is some serious shit, here. I usually reserve caps for words that I’m doing gematria, but I do this, too.  However, no doubt there is some emphasis on it being identical.

Which it absolutely is not.  McBiff McTannen gave him too many McNoogies.*

Marty has been around for awhile and should know better.  Looks like he just had the four basic elisions loaded up which do yield identical gematria values.  The same # of letters, yeah this happens.  As soon as you break into the more extravagant elisionage like English and Satanic this identical gematria breaks apart.  And being around for so long it’s unlikely he forgot that there are 62,098,911,426 other elisions to chose and ignore.  Now all of a sudden this one matches in more than one value and it’s super special.

Some other notable selective amnesia:

1). World Cup has two capital letters, Kemerovo one.  Francis Bacon is pissed.
2).  With the alternating between caps and lower case that should throw off Franc Baconis.  Francis Bacon is really pissed.
3). You’re allowed to misspell words.  Like Manilla.  Which is also a city name so there’s a whole bunch of ways to spell Kemerovo.  Chemerovo Chemtrails sounds like an awesome name for a crop dusting service based from the airport.  But hey, maybe you’re allowed to misspell Kemerovo as AUSTIN.  They never did make that clear.

Pretty much anything that isn’t an anagram of another word or phrase is going to not match some elisions.  Identical is not the right word when it turns out to be.  “Identical over the numbering systems I chose to not ignore”.

* McNoogies kids meal comes with plastic toy cliptractor™️ for a limited time.

How To Predict A Ritual Sacrifice Event

https://web.archive.org/web/20180326082544/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/03/24/slam-dunk-date-for-big-eclipse-ritual/
Until the time comes that Vegas wakes up and puts forward betting lines on predicting Bob Dylan’s death this won’t have as much use as “How To Predict A Sports Champion” (viewed again today!) but there seems to be a market for this.  It’s just as easy to do.  We can build upon the rules for sports predictions as a precedent for predicting a ritual sacrifice.

Sports have the convenience of having the candidates narrowed down to a field of logical choices.  Simply put, Ms. Longerham’s Girl Scout Troop #227 might have the right numerology , but wil not be a participant in the championship game.  Although they may achieve a perfect record in the regular season they are bound to kneel during the national anthem during the playoff run and have POTUS disqualify them.  They’ll be lucky to be part of the halftime show.  Probably a given for giving cookies to the winner after the big game.

You’re going to need a date for the ritual event.  And it sure looks like solar eclipse is the way to narrow it down.  You’re going to need an actual major event to occur.  Once these are married together in what we’ll call the sacrivent we’ve got our prediction!

For the dates we have three big shortcuts.  Per past narrative dates of actual solar eclipses count.  Well sure.  But we don’t want to just pick any old solar eclipse.  It should be a total eclipse.  None of that partial nonsense.  You don’t count the Falcons as Super Bowl winners because they lead for most of the game.  However, think back to Grenfell Towers and other fire rituals preceding the August 21, 2017 total eclipse.  Lifespan of ritual event.  The sacrivent can be different from the actual total eclipse date.  There’s one huge shortcut.

But how much before or after was unanswered.  Shortcut number two.  Date spans.  The same way that the days of mass shootings get tied together.  Past narratives show that X number of years/months/weeks/days can be yakked up from the date calculator.  Like how many years/months/weeks/days it was between Sandy Hook/Parkland/Dunblane/Pulse/Australia//Las Vegas/Aurora. Don’t forget to drop those annoying zeroes.

And now if that isn’t good enough to narrow down a good date for a prediction, here’s why lately it seems some predictions haven’t been accurate, but they are perfectly fine!  Sure a day off is closer enough.  But now we have the mathematical standards identified how far off.  The Saros cycle from the target post was figured out by ancient astronomers.  The Freemasons love compasses.  And by use of this image:

we have tacit approval that the Freemason compass angle is variable at at least between 47 degrees to 60 degrees.  That’s a 21.67% difference.  21.67% x 365 = 79 days.  That should pretty much cover every day of the year even without adjusting for leap years and inclusion or exclusion of end dates.  The cliptractor™️ is adjustable and comes in seven different colors, has its own carrying case and if you order now you’ll get a second one as our thank you.  All for the introductory price of $19.95.  You can return it for a full refund but why on Earth would you want to??

For the not the date part of the sacrivent try to make it big. When giving the story on the date try to keep it just between schools or not school shootings.  Like  a total eclipse instead of a bit less luminous for an hour it needs to be something with death.  The hangnail on little Cindy’s fingertip bled a lot,, but Ms. Longerham saved her life through prompt application of Neosporin.  So this April 1st event prediction provides the answer.

Something.

That’s pretty much it.  Something big will happen on April 1st.  Is this some kind of set up for an “I was only joking” April Fools defense if nothing “big” slam dunky happens?  The best you’ve got is asking the questions of who, what and where after constantly being justifiably accused of reporting in hindsight?

Just stop making false predictions like this. “Something” happens every day.  And this is what it really boils down to every time a sacrivent prediction is made.
1). Pick any day
2). Find out what happened
3).  Force the script to match the prediction in hindsight.

A Historical Precedent In Gematria

Not to suggest that there is any history for much of the more Seussian methods of number generation.  If you think I’ve been digging deeper into the history after the revelation that I finally found a precedent for mirror images and dropping zeroes, no.  That video still didn’t explain where that came from.  If you search for “dropping zeroes in gematria” with your favorite engine you are likely to find a computer or math site like this one:
Stack exchange sample
Which I presume is more about issues like what happens when gematria individual letter values have a zero what happens if you try and divide by the letter Z if Z=0.  The discussion is about individual letters not being zero instead of the zeroes in the aggregate total.  There’s a big difference in Z=0 and 370=37.  Pro Tip:  Don’t divide by zero.  This is the mathematical equivalent of trying to summon the Candyman by standing in front of a mirror and repeating his name three times.  The first time you divide by zero you may feel a slight disturbance in the force and some mild earthquake tremors.  The second time, a new Adam Sandler movie will be released.  The third time will awaken the ancient terrors from their eternal slumber.  They will be cranky.

No, this is more closely related to yesterday’s “that reminds me of....” material.  To the point, the word SIGNAL and its forerunner the word NUMBER and a nod to any others I possibly missed.  There is a precedent in gematria.  Establishing a precedent now by preceding a shoehorned in phrase with another shoehorned word.  The only sense being that shoes mostly come in pairs.

The first precedent infraction was turning a number into another number by spelling it out, then being dissatisfied with the result speaking the name of the Candyman a second time and spelling the words out by adding the word NUMBER such as NUMBER THREE HUNDRED FOURTEEN.  As if to suggest that Pythagoras was doing isopsephy one day and realized that, by golly people might not realize that THREE HUNDRED FOURTEEN is actually a number!  Better make sure to make that clear in case this system becomes wildly popular with the Freemasons in a couple of centuries from now!  And effectively doubles the number of choices to accept or ignore on top of if it’s NUMBER THREE HUNDRED FOURTEEN, NUMBER THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN, NUMBER THREE ONE FOUR or worse.

So what do you do if the phrase is not strictly a number?  How about a vague but cool sounding word like SIGNAL?
Signal for a pizza delivery

Now NUMBER SEVEN DOLLARS SEVENTY SEVEN CENTS doesn’t make much sense because of the wording.  But SIGNAL makes no fucking cents.  Where the heck did that come from?  Because this isn’t the first time this brainiac has used this.  It seems to be his go to source for changing the phrase to a different number.  I know I’ve seen that used for 911and have vague memories of others. Signal 911 instead of Number 911.  If you want to play the “that reminds me game” with some restrictions that sound prettier SIGNAL isn’t too bad. But how about CODE, ENCRYPTION, DIGITS, MESSAGE, PROMPT, POINTER, INDICATOR or something else signally (real word).  If you want to go crazy how about SIGNAL reminding someone of SIGNET or SINGLE?   Why not BANANAS 911 for that matter?   How exactly can you know which is the right word the evil empire has in mind?  You’re argument is extremely unconvincing.

Even more unconvincing is arriving at a total of 444 without any indicator, message, pointer or signal to what that means.  444 is a Durped in number that any idiot can recognize is the same three digits.  Nothing says scary like three digits, except maybe if you found a meaningful phrase that tied into 9112001 without creating a custom elision to force it.  But, he’s already done a string of 888 totals and insisted on those not being a coincidence and proof of gematria workability.  Which when I saw took me about ten minutes to find that MERE ALPHABET SOUP COINCIDENCE=888 in Jewish.  The rule of large numbers, probability and coincidences made LOGICAL FALLACY=911 in English gematria for just such incidences.

And That Reminds Me

We can’t be sure what the cause is, but the “word association game” play has been getting out of control lately.  It’s not the ordinary (and rather stupid) substitution that seems acceptable.  Things like       thinking the evil empire might have tried to hide the magical meaning in FRED instead of FREDERICK or it’s not PIZZA, but instead DEEP DISH PIZZA because that was in the news headline.  No, this is the bizarre word association that the truly clueless use for personal synchronicity.  Just completely out of the blue (or is that cerulean?) somebody takes a stab at what a news item reminds them of.  Just in case somebody else didn’t notice, because once the evil empire has been decoded then...they’ll move on to what the next word reminds them of.  That’ll teach those vile bastards a lesson.

They’re easy to spot.  No disguises here, the commenter tells you outright by preceding the meat of the comment with, “that reminds me of...” or some variation.  “Like” is a favorite, because it’s short and sweet.  “Charles Lazarus.  Like Lazarus in the Bible!!”  Yes, congratulations.  Even this non biblical scholar knows that one and the first thing that came to my mind, too.  You win a cookie.  Or we can maybe guess that your use of the word “like” is supposed to remind people to “like” your comment and click on the Google +1 version of YouTube 👍 or Facebook likes.  These are a waste of time because everyone knows them.

The next variation is something that raises the bar of nearly infinitely powered super beings up to just below the level of invading Dan’s dreams.  “When I think of Heath Ledger, I think of The Patriot.”  Which translates to “I was thinking of Gabriel because of confirmation bias, and now I remember he was Gabriel in Patriot and that’s the number I was looking for.”  I would argue that The Joker is the role most people remember him for.  But, let’s give some credit to others tastes.
https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/heath-ledgers-iconic-film-roles/
Even if we just limit the number of really cool Heath roles* to six instead of every movie he’s been in how in the hell is the evil empire supposed to know which movie was coded for which person?  Congratulations, you just cheapened the message by pointing towards infinite variations on how to word something.  The evil empire is out to get US** because you think Brokeback Mountain is Heath’s best movie and you’re wrong!  Subtle and unintentional psychological projection.

And it gets worse, far, far worse.  Austin bombing rhymes with Boston bombing.  There are more people in big cities, so bfd.  I found Google search matches for Coston, Dotson and Foston before I got bored with the project.  And don’t forget diphthongs*** like Croston.  Or how -ten, -tin, -ton and -tyn sound close to the same.

And it doesn't even have to rhyme. Evergreen and Everygreen are “close enough” Everything is close enough with these low operating standards.****
Evergreen=Everygreen

If you can’t understand that this leads to nearly infinite interpretations then you’re never going to understand why gematria doesn’t work.  It’s like the South Park episode where the scientist rambles on about the first word that pops into his head after mentioning one word.  (Earth cancelled?)  Even though the gematria version stops at one “reminds me of” since I have seen a number spelled out and then changed directly into a third number by spelling that out who knows?

* That reminds me of Heathrow apart.
** Like U.S.  The United States.  Does that mean Sweden is safe?
*** Like bikinis or underwear.  Cool.  Or hot.  That could remind someone of either.
**** Although I might suggest that moneypenny could be “punny many” like lots of jokes, the first thing that I thought of about Derek Jeter was it sounds like Derek Cheater which is vastly more appropriate here.

Two Videos With A Loose Connection Or Three

After seeing the material that Twix candy bars are part of the grand punyfied conspiracy I thought it would be appropriate to mention two videos.  Or maybe it’s just that the second alone isn’t enough material for an ordinary length post.

Neither of these showed up because I went to the search box on YouTube and typed in something specifically looking for what I thought I’d want to see.  Knowing what I do now I should have run for the hills, but like a deer in the headlights I gave  them a try.  Now that’s out of my system and I can go back to ignoring what I don’t want to watch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=207s&v=F69Y2x5Wv0g

A good guess would be that this video was recommended to me by YouTube’s algorithm because gematria is in the title.  And I had been farting around looking at comments to gematria videos without actually watching the videos.  I correctly guessed that this wasn’t about somebody dying for a solar eclipse ritual or terrorist candy bar so for the sake of completeness  I gave it a look.  Which is pretty much the point.  The recommendation algorithm sucks ass.  If you watch a couple of videos about a topic YouTube guesses that you might really like that topic, so here you go.  It doesn’t give a rip if David Hogg organizing a gun rights movement is what you really wanted to see. Hey, Dave Fan!  Here’s, David Hogg Bad Crisis Actor for your viewing pleasure!  It worked on me.  I watched a video I otherwise wouldn’t have.

The video itself is a kind of introductory video to the basics of gematria.  It does keep the tone in line with a Rita 511 style gematria production.  No freemasonry or sports rigging.  There are three types of gematria according to John.  Trivial, including a piece on turning anyone in to 666 which should sound familiar.  Religious, which restricts the source material “to avoid manipulation”.  And Technical which since it was saved for last I assume is the only “real” gematria.

It’s all trivial, just a question of to what degree.  John’s trivial mentions strained language (PhraseShopping) and the ability to generate any value you want.  Bingo.  Religious is better, yet according to John suffers from too many ciphers and mathematical operations.  Although you limit the study to holy texts you have so many options.  I heard no comment on cross matching between ciphers.  If that is allowed it’s a huge step towards generating any number you want.  Bracing for the big give away on what technical gematria reveals that I might not know.  And immediately...

You get to drop zeroes.  And you get to claim that certain numbers are special, apparently 37 and 73 are big.  This is the “technical” version that restricts religious gematria further.  Yeah.  Right.  Since this is supposedly the historical standards now I know how all this number manipulation started.  This is only slightly less trivial than any other use.  You’re still forcing the result.  Thanks, John.  You didn’t create the historical standards, but you help promote the conspiracy theory version by making a video.  It’s noteworthy that Zenith of the Alpha chose to comment and defend strained language gematria. (Important for point #2 below).   Blecchh.  At least this and his other gematria videos aren’t clickbait titles about mass shootings.

Speaking of clickbait.  Sunny Peaches 77 is baaacckkkk!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=akPd2b6c3UA&a=

Before you get lulled into any sense of security, be warned.  A Sunny Peaches video is a rather odd experience.  For a lengthy insight, there’s a long comment mentioning suspicions of her possible drug  abuse, mental stability and general confusion.  I make no statements on these conditions other than giving a heads up on the type of experience.  Sunny does mention vowels are five stars and the consonants are constellations.  And Hubbard gets a shout out in the comments as the gatekeeper of the truth community.

The connections between the two.

1). YouTube is broken.  According to Sunny.  And yes, it’s not easy to avoid content you don’t want to see without constant vigilance.  So in theory, one could find Sunny’s old gematria video that was recommended to me after watching gematria videos.  Then find the Gematria Explained video from John through recommendation by the algorithm.  Then find Hubbard.  Because YouTube is broken from people making clickbait like Sunny.  I wonder what the right numbers of the billions of possibilities for IRONIC are the right ones.

2). The punyfied conspiracy is going strong.  Nobody can agree on what is correct gematria or whether gematria has value.  Sunny is a flat earther and I have no idea how someone commenting about Hubbard doesn’t know he hates flat earthers.  John thinks he’s right and discourages trivial gematria, which in this case has gematria values of 37 and 73 for IRONIC.  Zenith went crazy with PhraseShopping producing numbers I could easily duplicate for alternate meanings including direct contradictions and variations of “Gematria is bullshit”.  Sunny is also an anti-vaxxer.  Not sure how that fights in with the technical-trivial-conspiracy food chain.  And on and on and on.

3). Separated from point #1 because Sunny mentions YouTube being broken for a different reason than the search algorithm.  John’s videos, based on content I’m sure are safe.  Sunny has friends that have had their channels deleted.  Sunny content - Safe for work, but you won’t get those minutes of your life back.  For now, now “censorship” for Sunny herself, other than a self imposed mellow rage quit that she just unquit.  Zenith and company get deleted all the time.  You do the math and gematria on COMMUNITY GUIDELINES.

Freemasonry Compass - Busted!

When I last visited this topic I had a portion I wanted to talk about that I left out.  Now, thanks to a technology upgrade and a recent circus performer’s death I get to turn it into a full post.

Of course the circus acrobat’s death isn’t simply dying tragically the way that it was reported by the lying, evil media.  It has to be something more than falling from a sufficient height and hitting the ground at the wrong angle to break his skull, like these bastards claim:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/03/cirque-du-soleil-acrobat-autopsy-brain-hemorrhages-skull-fracture-yann-arnaud/amp/

No, we get an entire post about the lurid details of how it was somethinge unearthly.  Something so terrifying that we get a whole blog post.  Oh no, said Carl Denham.  It was not the fall, it was the numbers that killed the man.*
https://web.archive.org/web/20180322065009/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/03/19/38-year-old-cirque-du-soleil-performer-dies-after-fall/
A link to a video of the fall is embedded.  Note the commentary regarding the fall near the link.  Was it 20-30 feet or less?  Did he fall on his head or neck?  I can’t tell.  The distance is questionable depending on if you measure the height from where his feet would be if perpendicular or parallel to the ground.  I sure can’t tell how he impacted without footage from an acrobatic: dashcam.  As these numbers are not used in the gematria, they are not important.  What is important is that to support your story you are using powers of observation.  So I want an explanation of the 47 degree Freemason compass numerology of 47, because it really looks bad for your side.  Before I just questioned it, whether it was variable.  Now, the same way talking about 8’s being drawn with circles in a font that clearly is ovals and not circles, I have visual evidence.  The picture in question is this image:



My powers of observation are way above average.  I doubt that you need my level to get a good idea that the compass angle is substantially larger than 47 degrees here.  The Freemason square component of that picture is, of course, 90 degrees.  To me it looks like the compass is almost 90 degrees.  So, not having a protractor and being a cheap Scots Irish bastard I did the best I could do.

You could trace the image and compare, or here’s the officially approved cheap Scots Irish method.  I hate the idea of wasting $2.79 on a pair of toenail clippers when I never use the sad excuse for a nail file part.  It doesn’t have gradations on it, but you don’t need an exact measurement for this exercise.  Simply move the file from the body of the clippers into a V shape, then superimpose your cliptractor™️ over the compass until it matches the angle.  Now you can turn your cliptractor™️ upside down and compare it to the known 90 degree angle of the square.  It almost matches.  The compass angle is approaching 90 degrees.  Let’s see...90/2=45.  Holy shit, this bad boy is almost twice as big as it should be.

Because every time the number 47 shows up we’re forced to listen to how it “obviously” is a reference to the damn compass.  And what’s more important, Hubbard himself used this exact same image as his thumbnail (untrimmed by a cliptractor™️) for at least one video:



Which is a video response to an (alleged) actual Freemason.  And nobody noticed.  No other Freemasons, none of the other so called experts,  no loyal minions, no manufacturer of cliptractor™️s said a word about how odd it is that this image doesn’t support that 47 means Freemason compass.  Don’t you think if it was that important that you could have at least used an image that was a better match?  I think I know, the All Seeing Eye part was was just too good to pass up.  It looks ominous.  (Note that there is no eyebrow.  The makers of cliptractor™️ also manufacture eyebrowrazor™️).

There’s still time to edit the book and change all the 47 material!!!  Did I help fix a mistake and do I get a copy?

* This is sort of a quote from King Kong.  So, you’re hot chick of the day is (sorry, purists) not Fay Wray, but Jessica Lange in her first film role.  Hard to believe she won an Academy Award after this?  Maybe not.  She was just eye candy and as far as playing the ultimate ditzy blonde, she nailed it.  She did win a statuette of a cliptractor™️ for nailing this role.  One also must wonder, how did King Kong trim his nails?  It’s pretty unlikely Skull Island villagers had cliptractors™️ large enough to help out.

Joke Time - Gematria Cheerleader 📣 Cheers

Team Gematria has had a lot of problems lately, so it’s no surprise that to boost morale they organized a cheerleading squad to root for the team.  Here’s some of what they came up with that are currently on YouTube.  The cheerleaders narrate the material

Playlist #1
WWE Raw decodes, Ra the Egyptian Sun God, cisgender people, the Austin package bombs, and  47 minutes of shouting, “Wake up sheeple!”  Titled Raw, Ra, Cis, Boom, Baaaaaaa!

The latest explanation for the delays in the Letters & Numbers Book.  Video title is,Push it back shove it back, Waaaaayyyyy back!!

Some alternative monetary units are explained in TWO BITS, FOUR BITS, SIX BITS, A DOLLAR. The end amount is equal to four shaves and haircuts, one byte or about half of Dan’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s value menu without sales tax.  Close enough on date spans with the end date included.

The video, Don’t Need ‘Em, We Have Freemasons is a response video to the Synagogue of Satan’s cheer of, “We got spirits, yes we do, we got spirits, how ‘bout you?”

There’s a bit of a twist on this old standby:
S-U-C-C-E-S-S, that’s the way we spell success!
Success, yeah unless!
Lower case letters or the Hebrew alphabet give me a number I like better!

The spelling out CONFIRMATION BIAS cheer is quite popular with those that take shortcuts to force the result:
Give me a C!
<C!>
Give me an O!
<O!>
Give me an N!
<N!>
Fuck it, the total is 33.

This one gets confusing when used in front of a non gematria audience:
We are #34! We are #34!  We are #34!
Several videos bypass the confusion be the squad wearing shits with ONE=34 IN ENGLISH ORDINAL silk screened on them.

This video got pulled yesterday for violating Gematria Community Guidelines- 2,4,6,8 Who do we appreciate?  Not enough of the numbers were prime.

————————————

It’s nice to see more options since there used to be just one cheer.

I won!  I won!
It doesn’t matter what I’ve done!
I am! The best!
At playing games of pigeon chess!
You’ll lose!  You Will!
You dumb retarded, faggot shill!
I’m right because I said so!!!!!!!!!!

Gematria Debunked By The Krebs Cycle

This is another one of those weird science things that came up that makes you question why they would even bother mentioning anything science or math related.  It looks like the tried and true pseudoscience method of adding fancy words to give a legitimacy to the product that has no legitimacy.  It’s not just vitamin supplements, they’re LASER ENHANCED vitamin supplements!!  You haven’t truly supplemented yourself without a damn laser being involved.  Actual laser optional, probably nonexistent.

This is not to say that the Krebs Cycle has actually been mentioned by name.  It’s far too deep a concept to make it to a gematria story.  It fails on the most basic requirements for that, namely who died to satisfy my immediate bogus prediction needs and if I don’t even understand the meaning of the word ‘equation’ does it meet my lack of scientific understanding?

In fact, the Krebs Cycle is literally a matter of life and death.  It is the method that food gets turned into energy.  And also a cool sounding name for a piece of exercise equipment to go unused in your basement next to the Bowflex.   If one believes in some sort of  “ organic matrix” it seems important.

We’ve already established that supposedly chemistry is important.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180320122808/https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/search?q=Carbon&m=0
https://web.archive.org/web/20180320123325/https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/12/33-51-123-donald-trump-nominates-scott.html?m=1
There you go.  Two posts about carbon.  Organic stuff.  Now for the Krebs Cycle, also called the citric acid cycle:



Of course we are not going into the fine details here.  All you need to know is:
1). Chemical elements have letters that the Freemasons hijacked the idea from the creators of the organic matrix to use to mock us in the media.
2). You can count the letters and see that the first step is to change citrate to isocitrate and they have the exact same number of each letter.
3). Citrate and isocitrate are different molecules (look at the arrangement) and behave differently.
4).  If this didn’t work you wouldn’t be reading this now.

The prefix iso- means “equal” which is supposedly important.  Isomers are common and share the same atoms, but because the bonds are different don’t act the same.  If you want you can check any decent chemistry text for lots of information that shows this has been validated by real scientists doing real science.  Even the molecules pointing in different directions has made it into our vocabulary.  Supposedly words are important to gematria.  Look up cis/trans isomerism and you can figure out how after transgender became a common term that cisgender was created.  Leave it to gematria to trivialize chemistry by finding an idiotic match for COO, carbon dioxide, because the letters just happened to fall into place for something.  Then don’t forget to call real scientists douchebags when they die.

The same way that I learned the quadratic equation in advanced algebra the Krebs cycle was my biology watershed moment.  Dissecting a cat was cool. Less cats= good for dog lovers. Don’t worry, it was already dead.  I was always more of a textbook kind of person than a hands on experiment person.

Anyway, the chances of finding a meaningful match about the Krebs cycle are somewhere around 0%.  The best gematria could offer is something moronic like succinate reminds somebody of “suck an 8” or fumarase has the Spanish word for smoking, fumar, within it.

*=*

Time for a quick review. Let me see. Pi. Yep. I did mention that before, and just like I thought the gematria version of Pi pisses me off. I was wondering if it was a malt liquor induced haze or a bad dream. Now I realize that I haven’t drank for nearly two years and as far as dreams go, alternate universe Pi is part of the organic matrix, so almost completely useless. You can’t spell ‘pisses’ without ‘pi’. Or Billie Piper. So if you need a randomly chosen babe for the day, there you go. (Note: Another obvious use for -pi- is pig, as in male chauvinist pig. I am fully aware that women do not like being called demeaning terms like babe. Billie was a Doctor Who companion just like Jenna Coleman. I’m already screwed, so I have nothing to lose.)

Something I realize I should get around to doing is putting a section at the bottom of each post for keywords to search for.  Categories like LOGICAL FALLACY, FACTUAL ERROR, COINCIDENCE, JOKE, STATISTICS AND PROBABILITY.  So when I rage quit it will be easier for others to find material on what went wrong in the gematria narrative they read.  So when I have something that might fit in to multiple categories I can tag it with more than one keyword.  Something like this.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180320062737/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/03/18/brazilian-politician-marielle-franco-assassinated-by-the-numbers/

I think I’d tag this PI, MISUSED TERMINOLGY, STORY CHANGES.

Overused would be another tag, but most of the incommodious Pi problems are due to overuse so that would be redundant.  The key phrase can be found in that archive.  And the history goes something like this.  The story was 22/7=Pi.  Then the story changed to a close enough approximation of Pi.  After a quick picnic in Pisa to eat pickles and drink pints of pina coladas we established that everyoneent is out to get gematria because we hate equations:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180320071959/https://mobile.twitter.com/Gematrinator/status/967453058744619013

And now we have this.  Pi is 3.14 not just because 22/7= 3.14 is an equation, but indeed it is the simplest equation.  Well use of the word “equation” is the most incorrect word that could be found for this argument.  Because indeed Pi absolutely does not equal 3.14 and 22/7 absolutely does not equal 3.14.  Do you even know what the word equation means?  Gematria is supposed to be about a relationship between letters and numbers, and the word seems kinda important.  It’s not terribly difficult.  EQUAl.  EQUAtion.  Is that some organic matrix non-coincidence?  My sources say that there’s significant overlapping etymology.

Now we can assume that the calling Whine-1-1 for the wahmabulance tweet was about Constitutional free speech.  Another significant document that was created in this country (that you’re more than welcome to leave) is the Declaration of Independence which specifically mentions all men being created equal.  (Babes created equal a bit later, but at least it finally happened.) That use of equal conforms to what most people think equal means.  Gematria has no equations once you get past the point of performing basic math.  Then it gets changed into gematria narrator being far superior because a different set of rules apply.  And your evidence is so unconvincing.  Once 22/7=Pi it’s a step to Pi equals anything then Pi equals Pi and anything equals anything.  Shortened by use of the wildcard to *=*.

Which strangely is pretty much the way these things play out.  It’s just a question of how much you insult our intelligence along the way.  I predict someone will die.  Oh!  His funeral date is close enough!  Not equal.  I think a major black celebrity was supposed to die this weekend.  Still waiting for how many more days or weeks that’s close enough.  *=* seems to be the great mathematical equalizer in pigeon chess.  I don’t know if the ill advised use of equation is related to the Tweeted equation; I’m guessing it is.  You probably would have been better suited sticking with 22/7 being an approximation which is slightly less insulting to those that understand math.

For Every Whine About Videos Being Deleted

What Exactly Is The “Organic Matrix”?

I shouldn’t ask.  Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.  Don’t try to find out what the reasoning behind substituting bean curd instead of pumpkin in vegan pumpkin pie recipes while both beans and pumpkins are vegetables.  I was reminded of this topic when checking out the hoax of Stephen Hawking.  A story I heard long before the actual fake death story last week.  Stephen Hawking actually died in 1985 and his life was faked ever since.  That has got to be the best acting performance ever.  The New World Oscars should be quite entertaining next year.  I’m not sure he’s even really dead now.  So is any award posthumous or what?  Anyway.  Summing up the kinds of theories as to what was presented to be as Stephen Hawking is this actual comment from a year ago (not a gematria video):

Stephen Hawking is a GRAND VENTRILOQUISM TRANSHUMAN DUMMY.  With 15 likes.

At least it wasn’t “Obviously a grand ventriloquism transhuman dummy”.  Or maybe that’s worse.  Maybe the word obvious is implied.  But let’s not put words on record that aren’t part of the original quote.

One of the problems with conspiracy theories is summed up nicely in a quote by Ted Goertzel about how the focus is not for the conspiracy theorist to present a positive argument for their case, but to try and tear down the existing model.  I’m still searching for a nice link with the exact quote.  In the meantime here is a link with another T.G. quote that talks about the topic:
https://scienceornot.net/2012/03/20/charges-of-conspiracy-collusion-and-connivance/


So anywhere up to 16 people think it’s easier to believe that Hawking spent three decades as a puppet disregarding how that would actually work.  Maybe it’s using the same electromagnetic waves the maybe invisible drones use to rig baseball games.  No actual evidence for being right, but holds the key ingredient for critical commentary:  Do you agree with me today?  Yes, cool!  You rock, dude!

Now this organic matrix thing doesn’t have any evidence and not even much detail.  I won’t say it has widespread use, but it happens the same way the Hawking dummy story does.  Just gets thrown in there and the users of the phrase don’t seem to understand exactly what it is.  Because they can’t.  But we don’t either so it’s just another smokescreen.  From personal observation it seems to be

1). A gematria excuse for certain phrases.  RED PILL is a favorite.  Of course they never mention the most important part of the movies.  Carrie-Anne Moss.  The stories just roll along without discussing her.  The origin of the phrase a Rolling stoner narrative gathers no Moss.*
2). Religion.

If you Google ORGANIC MATRIX you get mostly hits on organic bone matrix data.  So zero help on how that ties into the movies or religion.  So I’m on my own, but I do notice what’s absent for the most part, which you can guess from points 1 and 2.  No Freemasonry.  The organic matrix is “this freaky shit is going on that can’t be explained by a group of guys better known for doing craftsman’s work and secret handshakes (at least as a stereotype). The NIPTUCKS.  Something higher than the Masons on the organizational flowchart.

I really don’t think you want to go that route.  The gematria system is centered on Freemason numerology.  Now all of a sudden out of the blue somebody just gets to escape hatch, “Nah, it’s not the masons in this case, it’s organic matrix stuff.  Masonry would be just plain stupid.”  At least the masons have a lot more homework done and all the previous two and three digit numbers have something to quote as a back up supporting comment.  Lame however it may be.

No big surprise Dan is a huge source of organic matrix style material.  Here’s a post mostly about a dream.  https://web.archive.org/web/20180319080835/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/03/dream-about-my-dad-bridge-symbolism.html?m=1
Organic matrix gets invoked for dreams, coincidences and don’t forget TV viewing!  I knew you were going to turn the TV on at the hospital!  Here’s a Family Guy cartoon I thought you’d like!  Muahahahahahahaha!*

So instead of poking holes at the way real life operates how exactly do you justify any evidence derived from something so vague as an organic matrix?  Needless to say dreams are personal and nothing that occurred can be proven in any manner at all.  Yet another variation of the old standby.  It’s the organic matrix because I told you so!  Your argument as always is completely unconvincing.  Any mention of organic matrix in a debate means you instantly lose.  So please don’t try to substitute it for Freemasons if you want to justify a more powerful scary organization for coincidence topics.  For instance, I mentioned my Bridge Collapse song parody of Dream Police before the Dan bridge/dream blog post.  Sharpens!  Get over it.  Learn about probability before making claims about what is a coincidence and what is manufactured.  I have an even better coincidence for the UMBC basketball upset which is too lengthy to share here.

*Matrix, being used in computer terminology and my mention of stupid things like grand ventriloquism transhuman dummies winning cookies leads me to believe that the dream and TV police are reading Dan’s computer cookies.  He should take the blue pill.

Go Ahead, LOSERS

A=3, B=1, C=100, D=500, E=4,...L=50,...O=0,....W=10,...Z=3.
In the exception variant D reduces to 1, L to 2 and W to 4.

I could have gone through the entire alphabet for this new elision, but will for the sake of brevity and retention of a tiny bit of sanity cease the process with these examples. You are welcome.

Curiously the response to being confronted with specific information on things done that weaken the case for gematria, that the response is most often to ignore that or even lower the standards further.

Standard #1 - New elisions  There’s “probably” an elision where each letter is a multiple of eleven.  Sure.  Go for it.  Make it more obvious that the existing 2,671,094,523 elisions available isn’t enough and add one more.  Custom ciphers make absolutely no sense at all and are part of the next generation upgrade.  What do I want BRIDGE COLLAPSE to be equal to today?  Let me think....  Suggestion ignored.

Standard #2 - Mixing symbols with words and numbers.  The bar just got lowered significantly.  Not satisfied with the VIKINGS = 6 Kings forced match, some genius suggested that VLADIMIR doesn’t mean VL(Roman Numerals) + ADIMIR, but a lower case l looks like capital I and that equals six.  Or  they skipped a step and either letter looks like a 1.

Maybe when aliens invade they’ll have some sort of bizarre three dimensional alphabet that they’ll force upon us.  Until then we are pretty much stuck with just two shapes for lines.  Straight or not straight. I guess so transgender lines don’t get all uppity I should include bylines, too.  But I’m not sure how to number them.  You don’t see many alphabets based on difficult to draw symbols.  Try drawing this on a two dimensional piece of paper.  I dare you.  No I dddare you  -a 3D triple dare!


 So that nonsense at the top is my custom elision (it counts!) for what to do with gematria of just the symbolism.  The letter A has three straight lines.  That’s three.  B, one straight line.  Roman numerals retain their  value or in the exception reduction get lowered to the number of straight lines.  W is drawn like a VV in this font, so I suppose another elision for double u is appropriate.  Yeah, lots of new elisions.  Franc Baconis combined with this should be real fun.

Nothing says, “astute researcher” like being able to count the straight lines in letters.  Except being allowed to make a customized numbering system to make full use of it.  I have no fear of this being used freely.  Go ahead, I dddare you!  Because in addition to being a loser for suggesting Vladimir is 6imir the obvious name acronyms are Low Operating Standards Elision and LOSER - Low Operating Standards Elision Reduced.

Note to self- pay acronym generating team triple overtime.

Wollongong, The Shoehorning Capital Of The Universe

Now what can this possibly mean?  It’s obvious!  It’s obvious, because it’s not obvious!

Which at a deeper level actually does make a weird, twisted kind of sense.  So for those who don’t have superior recognition of the obvious skills that need to have the obvious pointed out I will obviously need to explain.  It’s not my fault that you obviously don’t recognize the obvious, so I obviously point out that I am about to insult your intelligence.  If you object, then you are obviously a retarded troll shill.  Or maybe a lighthouse custodian.  Or a ghost.  A ghost that haunts lighthouses.  Or a shipwrecked pirate.  Or a shipwrecked pirate ghost.  Or a time traveler.  Or a ghost time traveler or a lighthouse custodian time traveler or a ghost pirate time traveler that cleans lighthouses during lunch breaks from the main job of ghosting.  But not a retarded ghost troll.  That would be just plain stupid.

What I’ve come upon here is the near perfect image for shoehorning.  I was messing around looking for a good test picture to upload and found this.  So there you have it.  Instead of an image linked from website that could disappear (like a ghost!) or be destroyed by Somalian hacker pirates (flying false flags!) this is uploaded from a screenshot.  Which is why it has the little arrowhead doohickeys on the sides.  That makes me lean towards ghosts because seriously, when have you ever heard of pirates shooting arrows?  That would be just plain stupid.

Now it might not actually be obvious, but through overuse of the word, insinuating that ghosts shooting arrows makes more sense than arrow shooting pirates, and the post title I’ve provided some clues.  Other than proving I can upload screenshots and getting paid by the NWO (North Wollongong Observatory.  Used to be a lighthouse.) for mentioning Wollongong I am talking about the overused defense of shoehorning.  Use of the words obvious, undeniable and clear. As if no matter how mind bogglingly stupid what is to follow is negated by addition of a single adjective.  There’s even a chapter title in this book thing called something like “Undeniable Evidence of Sports Rigging”.

Obvious is by far the top choice.  Undeniable is second.  Clear, I’ve seen a few times.  But just like the broken records they are they can’t even throw in a “transparent” or “apparent” once in awhile.  Which doesn’t change the message content, but would at least make readers not want to stab themselves through the eye sockets with a putty knife after the same word keeps showing up.  The content and use is, well, obvious.  Oh, not to them.  To the rational thinkers.  It’s our good friend, psychological projection wrapped up in one tiny word.  It’s translation is “if you don’t agree with me you are a retarded troll shill pirate ghost” and its use is immediate and invariably necessary defense.  Because there must be some internet law already named for this.  Some variant of Badger’s Law.

The use of the word obvious in a gematria narrative means that indeed the content is absolutely not obvious.

Now back to the picture.  Let’s take some educated guesses.  It is some image of some sort.  It is currently located at the very least, one Internet address.  And that’s pretty much all I have for actual evidence to support it.  I can use logic to expand my guesses into more likely things that I could get away with using “obvious” to describe.  Assuming those that I am communicating with have reasonable critical thinking skills.  But, in fact, I do NOT know that this is actually a photo of lighthouse guts in Wollongong.  I do not know that it was taken by the person whose shoes are apparently showing on the top of the staircase.  It could be a camera set up to click a picture remotely and there just happened to be someone’s shoes on the staircase.  Any details I suggest beyond what I actually know are shoehorned in.  Which is why shoes in a Wollongong image are perfect for shoehorning.

Obvious is too strong a modifier to throw about at the drop of a pirate’s cutlass.  I can suggest that it’s likely this is a tourist or city official paid to snap the photo and it is the lighthouse guts it says that it is.  I have no good reason to think that a model of the lighthouse was built at the studio of the Australian equivalent of Wollongong.  (Which I believe is Wolf Creek). If I say “obvious” I can trust that my audience understands that by applying Occam’s Razor this makes sense and I really only mean highly likely.  But here’s what you get in gematria stories:

It’s a photo from 1936 taken by the time traveling Ghost Pirate LeChuck from Monkey Island yesterday and the spiral staircase obviously means DNA helixes.  And if you try to shoehorn in an alternate equally valid subject, based on mimicking my flawed logic, like alien remotely operated cameras you are obviously a faggot troll.  And if you don’t believe me, HAH!  33!!!

It Just Doesn’t Matter

This is going to be difficult for me to concentrate.  I have Cheap Trick running through my head, except with parody lyrics.

The Bridge Collapse, it lives inside of my head
The Bridge Collapse, it comes to me in my bed,
The Bridge Collapse, it’s coming to mess with me
Oh No!!!!

So I will muddle through, but if something happens that bridges my intended thoughts and my post collapses into...
Oh fuck.

So we have the predictions that weren’t  really predictions that didn’t really come true, other than playing pigeon chess:
https://web.archive.org/web/20180316065457/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/03/14/march-18th-sacrifice-date/
Followed by another prediction that’s not really a prediction. Let’s see what I can do with 213.  Got it. WHITE ELEPHANTS=213.  A white elephant, something useless.  Like gematria.  And it’s not black.  I’ve already done painstaking research on 2018 being a good year for Stacey Travis to stay alive.  Looks like another celebration of life.  Of course, WHITE GIRL=666 so that has to mean something, right?

We have another dating problem.  Somebody called this Toys R Us post irrelevant:
https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/03/137-toys-r-us-out-of-business-announced.html?m=1
Just like the prediction dates it works regardless of the actual date.  I heard about this several days ago.  The Pi Day part is a casual mention, yet overall the whole story has been unfolding for some time.  So there’s a bunch of significant dates that could be declared as significant.  Without too much cheating, Pi Day, the actual recent announcement date last week, the date bankruptcy was filed, TRU’s date of incorporation (its “birthday”), Charles Lazarus’s birthday, the date Charles Lazarus died, rearrangements of those dates (4/13 instead of 3/14) and bridges spanning across....fuck.  Date spans.  And eventually you can work out any date being important if a date needs to be important, which it usually does since the evil empire bylaws strictly adhere to selective incompetence regarding what date and times these things happen.  Otherwise their entire organization colla.... Dammit.

And finally, the bridge itself.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180316072841/http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/03/pedestrian-bridge-collapse-in-miami.html?m=1

https://web.archive.org/web/20180316073122/https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/03/45-74-112-315-bridge-collapse-at-fiu-in.html?m=1

One person’s bridge collapse is 65, another’s is 74.  And I’m sure there’s somebody else that thinks BRIDGE COLLAPSE means another number that the manufactured bogeymen had some cheap tri...Double dammit.  The bridge collapse could mean any number which could be translated into matches for many different stories.  It’s all up to the storyteller.

With the exception of Rita the universal constant is to glorify death and despair.  No puppies and rainbows in the gematriverse, unless the rainbow is part of a solar eclipse sacrifice and the puppy dies in the overhead compartment of an airplane.  Which I’m pretty sure I could connect without too much effort.

There’s been a quiet time of late as the video makers have been inconvenienced since the Parkland shooting.  Since the death and despair mentality is 99% of the fun it’s only temporary.  Although Toys R Us collapsing because they couldn’t beat the cheap...Triple Dammit!!  The TRU story isn’t bad by itself.  It’s an add in to the “see I’m right about these numbers, therefore I’m right about Parkland” logical fallacy smokescreen.  And they can’t even come to an agreement among themselves on what’s important.

Fix A Mistake = Win A Big Cookie

https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/03/mistakes-in-letters-numbers-book-you.html?m=0

By now it’s pretty safe to say the story being stuck to is that......

We have absolutely no idea what the story is.

Supposedly Bookbaby was issued a draft, paid thousands of dollars to do editing work on some 400+ pages, returned the draft for a final👍, additional material expanding the book to 773 pages was added, totally unconcerned on being essentially asked to do thousands of $ more work for free resent to Bookbaby, who violated good business practices and reasoned that the references were not kosher and informed Hubbard they would not publish, and Hubbard doesn’t care about the $ already spent on the initial editing.

Or the video about the 400+ page book being returned was not genuine. Maybe ted had never been contacted in the first place, so no money had been spent.  Therefore no violation of legal issues, standard business practices and demonstration of the evil empire being “out to get us”.  Which has absolutely been insinuated during this process.

So now, the .pdf is at least partially unedited, and while maybe searching for alternate publishing sources those that have received a copy can find mistakes to be corrected and receive a copy of the final not professionally edited book.  The biggest cookie offered ever.  Maybe there’s an all night copy shop/laundromat that it can be printed out on.  Slap some green colored heavy construction paper on the outside with some new testimonials.  Because any mistakes will operate under the Truth Community Flow Chart Axiom of, “Do you agree with me today?”  If yes, cool!  If no, kiss my ass.

I can think of one or two logical flaws that sight unseen surely in the book.  Those will certainly not be open to a fix.  The idea is more like, “On page 137, you listed Pythagoras’s birthday as March 17th.    Most historians think it’s actually March 19th.  His Mom took the hemlock/oolong tea mixture to induce labor on the 17th, but the midwife didn’t deliver him until the 19th.”

Ordinarily such a change would make one think the entire numerology of Pythagoras birth is just dead wrong,  But here it is just an inconvenience.  The times that mistakes are addressed the new number is simply substituted and the story altered slightly.  Now Pythie’s Mom drank anti-freeze/decaffeinated lemon tea celebrating his birth on the 17th or other details are changed to fit the new story.  Maybe the delivery person was going through some sort of, ahem, midwife crisis and the right story is agreed to be the 18th.  It doesn’t matter.  The edit will proclaim she was delayed after two forty’s of Hurricane malt liquor and the 18th it is.  There’s nothing magical about any specific date.  Any date will do thanks to Ancient Greek sling shooters.

Consider Stephen Hawking.  Some numerology things that are important to his death I’ve actually seen are:  ALS means Lou Gehrig means baseball.  Haw-KING means King James means Bible.  Now of course the death on Pi Day is important since in addition to Pi means math/Science it’s also Einstein’s birthday.  That means science.  Baseball equals a string of tiny numbers has just as much meaning, probably more to these guys than the insane cover up  required for his evil empire activity.  The schooling at Oxford and Cambridge.  The numerous awards.  All the alleged family and friends and admirers that lead him to become this persona that as a scientist would find the idea of gematria laughable.  Because the stories about his death already lean towards him being a bit of a douche instead of simply just having died.  At least one potshot was taken at Neil Degrasse Tyson, too.  If somebody suggested Hawking mentioned gematria as being stupid at a dinner party as an edit, if used he would be a douche.  It probably wouldn’t be used at all.  A more likely edit would be to mention the Simpsons and Springfield of Dreams and baseball being added.

It doesn’t matter if any form of a book is edited or not.  There’s already a baseline behavior of use of the, “They’re out to get me!” escape hatch.  Be it the height of the Pentagon, the speed of Saturn, a rapper’s birthday or whatever.  You’re the experts and everyone else is just wrong.  Unless we agree on a different day.

Don’t forget that this is supposed to go mainstream and wake up the sheep while the content will insult anyone with any modicum of critical thinking skills functioning.  After a couple hundred .pdf files distributed to the already believing crowd nobody cares if Pythagoras’s birthday is wrong.  It’s a lovely way to get some free proofreading for the target audience that might already have the final copy after the next “out to get us” publisher story comes out.

No, It’s Unclear Something Of Something

The right word is probably coincidence, but we know you don’t like that, so how about fluke, happenstance, or contemporaneity. In case you need to search through some synonyms if the truly PERFECT word doesn’t exist.

http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/03/12/evidence-of-nfl-rigging-in-giants-scores/

I remarked to Zom earlier that the eclipse story was likely not manufactured. At least the bulk of it.  You start with what you know. Like Ted Levine killing the local girl first in Silence of the Lambs before going all serial killery.  You have to start somewhere, so stay in your comfort zone.  Then you can branch out.

Just like the fact that Alexa Davalos was in Chronicles of Riddick and this was just on SyFy channel Monday right after I mentioned her, happenstances occur.  Some are just cooler than others.  Here we have a story about some cooler than normal numbers that falls apart for multiple reasons.

At least we can be thankful this hasn’t been twisted into another frigging eclipse ritual with blatantly forced turning a four digit number into a two digit number.  The intent is to present, “Hey, check out these numbers.  I’m right about these, so I’m right about everything else.”  Granted that three scores with the same losing team against three successful teams is rather weird.  But even if there is actually rigging of the results there’s no evidence at all regarding who or why these games were singled out for special treatment for an organization that apparently cares about how many pass attempts Sam Bradford threw in a preseason game a couple of years ago.  (I can just hear it now, “I never said that!”  Yeah, but it’s the kind of thing that gets said all the time when the not quite as cool numbers show up).

Just like dates being arbitrarily decided we haven’t established clearly what defines a team record that the Giant killers story is supposed to apply to.  The example that will come to mind for every true football fan is the 1972 Miami Dolphins.  The only undefeated team in NFL history.  Why the evil empire chose to not give a fuck about this until after 1972 is a complete mystery.  There’s a better example.  The Panthers were 13-0 before the Giant Killer story comes to fulfillment.  The 2009 Indianapolis Colts were 14-0 and didn’t even have the Giants on their schedule that year.  Those millions of us that recognize that sports are not rigged, at least in a manner as suggested by gematria where Carl Nassib, Tom Brady and THE CHOSEN ONE have the same value, realize this was entirely due to resting their starters getting ready for the playoffs.  They didn’t care about being competitive and losing the last two games of the regular season.

If it holds true for a 13-0 team you would think that a better record of 14-0 would apply.  As for determining what counts as a special team that this should apply to it gets really muddy.  Every team starts the season without a loss.  Exactly how many wins qualifies a team to be part of the perfect story line?  How about confirmation bias and waiting until after the fact and making a big deal about it?  Once you get beyond the three cool “hits” the misses start piling up until you can justify how good of a start a Giants’ opponent needs to get off to have this story apply.  Although 38-35 is high scoring in this age with the rule changes it’s not too uncommon for one team to score 35 or 38 in a game.  Just because it’s unlikely does not mean impossible.  There are tons more games that the Giants didn’t lose 38-35.  An individual ticket with one in one billion odds of winning a raffle drawing is unlikely.  Somebody has to have the winning ticket so it has to be possible.  You’re arguing that it’s rigged and some vague, shadowy, selectively incompetent but otherwise all powerful douchebags rigged it for that one winner.  With a system that can prove that any of the billion tickets can be “proven” to be rigged.

My favorite part is of course the word PERFECT.  If you Google “1972 Dolphins Pe”, autocomplete brings up PERFECT SEASON.  Because that truly was, if anything qualifies, the perfect season.  The best word for these Giant losers is probably UNDEFEATED which could apply to Giants’ opponents and the ‘72 Dolphins.  This happens to equal the point total 38+35=73=PERFECT.  And it’s the only actual gematria in the entire story.  One single word.  The perfect word for one story.  I suppose we’re due for a new elision to make UNDEFEATED=73 after this.

Once the stockpile of cooler than average stories is exhausted we’ll be back to Ted Levine killing off people as an eclipse sacrifice.  Here’s an example of what to expect:

Stephen Hawking dies as solar eclipse sacrifice because a couple of football games had a weird outcome.