I'm going to give you advance warning here. This will be another rambling post of mostly real but misinterpreted facts to hammer home the point that given an infinite supply of source material you can find completely ludicrous, disjointed nonsense to make a point. I like to think I do a good job of making it obvious that nobody could possibly believe what I say here. Part of me recognizes that my targets I mock generally do not exhibit the ability to comprehend the difference between fiction and reality. So I hope that nobody says, "Geez, that's a good point...." although son if these things make some kind of weird sense.
Now, off to the races.....
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Avocados are most commonly famous as an ingredient in guacamole. The Spanish pronounce it like "Whack A Mole". This got me to thinking about The Simpsons episode Whacking Day where they kill the snakes and how it fits in with the number 55, a key number in the Girl Scout Avocado Conspiracy.
In that episode Whacking Day is May 10th. 10=5+5=55. 5/10 is 555, lol. They lure the snakes to safety by turning the speakers to volume 11. 55x2=110=11.
The Family name of avocado plants is Lauraceae. Laura/Cesium, also called Caesium. The 8th episode of House Season 3 is titled Whack A Mole. Hugh Laurie Star of House. Cesium atomic number = 55. Cesium is a liquid metal at room temperature like Mercury. This could be a link to the Mars colonization program by Elon Musk to grow avocados on Mars. Funny too that Mary Tyler Moore just died. Her character is named "Laura" Petrie.
Cesium is often alloyed with potassium and sodium. Sodium-salt. Another ingredient in guacamole is salt.
I also see Cesium has 39 isotopes. The Isotopes are the sports team name in The Simpsons. 39 reminds me of 93. The distance to the Sun us usually given as 93 million miles. It's actually 92,955 miles. Again with the 55. Note that you need sunlight to grow avocados.
Whack a Mole was invented by a Japanese guy. Japan famous for Godzilla released in 1954. It was so successful they started making other giant monster movies. Rodan began production in 1955. George Takei was the dubbed English voice of Kashiwagi in Rodan. He is now known to be an outspoken voice for gay rights. He also was in the Green Berets. Mimes wear berets. Makes me wonder if he was being forced to stay in the closet, it maybe he was part of an avocado cartel. Che Guevara wore a beret or something like it. The periodic table reminds me of Breaking Bad where they use element abbreviations in names. Cesium =Cs. CS-Cub Scouts? Like Girl Scouts?
Sean Penn known for his link to El Chapo the drug lord. Married Robin Wright who starred
in The Princess Bride, Peter Falk's last big role before the Girl Scouts assassinated him.
May Fifth, 1862, 5/5. The French intervened at the town of Puebla, Mexico. Puebla is a type of avocado.
El Guapo, film made by Marcel Sisniega. Like MarceL Marceau, the famous mime.
I'm really surprised nobody else sees all this stuff. It's pretty clear that avocado cartels have been raising money for a long time to get to Mars. The mimes are obviously involved in trying to silence the critics like Peter Falk. Beware of Japanese mimes selling Girl Scout cookies.
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