Someone has been busy trolling Nadoofus. There's been a lively exchange in the comments section of the Mindless Freaks blog.
A fairly famous example of weird conspiracy coincidences has been around for ages. Lincoln assassinated in Fords Theater, Ford killed while riding in a Lincoln, both had vice presidents with the same name and such. Since Nad defends himself with an also famous set of coincidences I'll bring that up.
9/11 Flight 77. Crashed into the Pentagon 77 minutes after take off. Pentagon 77 feet tall. Map coordinates on the 77th meridian. Nad suggests the troll is an idiot for not recognizing that this can't be a coincidence and must mean something. The basic facts are true and at a glance this does raise an eyebrow.
But like Lincoln/Ford it doesn't address what doesn't match up. No such similar numbers exist for the other flights hijacked on 9/11. Lazy cosmic entities couldn't orchestrate that far. The Pentagon is actually a couple inches taller than several feet. Lazy masons forgot they were supposed to build the foundation a bit smaller. It's not exactly on the 77th meridian. Damn close, but not exact. Lazy masons fucked up the groundbreaking ceremony. Don't you think they could have helped us out and made sure everything was planned out exactly in advance so we don't miss the point? 77 passengers and 77 hijackers. Everyone has a 77 tattooed on them. Flight captain's 77th birthday that day. In flight meal had avocados. Flight attendants wore Girl Scout uniforms. Peter Falk in flight movie. Oops, wrong conspiracy. Oh, and lets make sure that no other measuring systems exist. Don't want the stupid unenlightened to be distracted by meters.
My favorite is Nad's reply where he tells the troll that he didn't call him a free mason in his comment. He didn't.
He called him a free mason in the title to his blog post. What a dumb ass.
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