Nad Vs. Troll

Wowzie. This debate is heating up.


Here's a recap of the first couple of rounds.


The troll enters the fray posting a message. The champion, Nad Ali Portman, moderates posts but accepts the challenge.


The previous troll tried the brute force attack. The simple comment of "What the fuck?..." was countered with a withering assault from the champion. A punch of numbers (not a number of punches) were landed by the champ. And with a translation extraordinaire, "WTF?" was altered from, "You must be kidding." into "This is a further sign I'm on to something.". The challenger was TKO'd and didn't make it past the standing count for a second round.


But the new challenger tries a more cerebral approach. Sp here's a blow by blow description of the comments.


Troll: WTF? Mere coincidence.
Nad: Can't be. Osama Bin Laden =56
Troll: You can find these numbers anywhere.
Nad: Then why do they keep showing up. My Uncle, The Simpsons, the Dolphins.
Troll: Seeing things like this as personal is a symptom of schizophrenia. Uppercut-adds link to medical website.
Nad: I'm not schizo. That's why the Cubs won the World Series. Because I worked at Burger King


And there we have it as the ref separates the two.


Yes, the Burger King thing is true. I won't bore you with the details. Note that immediately after challenged on making these things personal and schizophrenic the response was to make it personal. If I were the troll's trainer I would recommend he takes it to the next step and mentions that other people do work at Burger King. I do feel that based on comments that he's made about "dealing with infinite irrationality" that he probably has had enough and won't be back.