AARG is from an earlier post in regards to the endless parade of numbering conventions used by the group of gematrinits*. Quick recap- since you have so many different ways to number and get so many different results from the data AARG, in addition to sounding cool in a piratey way, is the rearranged letters of gematria with the letters if time removed. Everything is one or zero. The only things that are zero are things that are conventionally accepted as zero and gematria. Everything else is one. Saves a helluva lot of time. Look, Alex - cancerous rhubarb pie crust preservatives and evil Masonic Girl Scouts in plaid miniskirts eating cheesecake are both one! I knew it...it's a conspiracy!
Because there is a new foul creation in the plethoric panacea of numbering conventions** me and my crack team of bullshit detectors (me, the dog, several live specimens of Musca domestica and Kevin Sorbo) decided it's time to register AARG before someone else takes it.
This came about because two days ago I saw Nad mention that Lebron James gematratotal of 923 in the Jewish(don't try to figure a reason why) system was the only other person he knew that had the same total as Kiefer Sutherland. Screenshot of Kiefer showing the total in English Gematria as 923.
Time the fuck out. I thought the English system was simply multiple the Simple system by 6. That would mean that everything has to end in an even number. From last night I have an explanation that will save me research time. Another great reason to copyright AARG. Evolution totals 1114 in English Gematria...on the Gematrinator spreadsheet these gematradinguses (or is that gematradingi?) use. On the non-Gematrinator English version it's 1056. No need to research. Chalk it up to creation of yet another numbering system made up to get more numbers from the same base source of data.
Again Nad is finding these synched up connections to current events in his favorite TV shows. Family Guy, Simpsons and South Park all get a mention. For his benefit I will explain something about TV. Those shows offer pop culture references. They are generally considered to be funny (rude, yes but still funny). Funny shows get good ratings. Goid ratings get lots of viewers. Viewers attract lots of advertisers. Advertisers pay money. More money makes more shows. And the Circle of Life continues. Funny shows are also archived for reruns for more money. Reruns are an archive for gematratwits.
At least he avoided the self setup to make a bad number from his Simpsons' episode material. In the episode Black Eyed Please he refers to an obvious lobster as a "Boston Crab". Downside for me is that it makes my pun I was hoping to use less effective. Crabs and lobsters...close enough. Because we're all part of this big conspiracy. We are....
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All prawns in a cosmic chess game.
* Doubtful they will ever grow up to become gematralice
**. Known systems I've seen used and mentioned (other than jokes by me)
Simple
Jewish
English
Masonic
Sumerian
English reduced
English S reduced
English T reduced
English M reduced
Gematrinator English
At least ten base systems
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