Stealing Synchronicity

 

Synchronicity in gematria more often than not turns into not gematria.  There’s no part of ancient texts that says, “Make sure to analyze every word and number you come across just in case it means something super important to your life.”  For those that do allow their brains to wander to strange places and get synchronized (and unsynchronized?!?) regularly without going schizophrenic, they end up stealing other people’s synchronicity.

Somewhere out there is the rightful possessor of a license plate with 6467, and some thug is muscling in on their synchronicity.  Every person that comes in close contact with that license plate is in on the theft.  The manufacturer of the plate, those that made it stole synchronicity meant for you.  The truck you cut off then passes you back and sees your plate.  The driver stole your synchronicity.  You parked at the Target lot, everyone in the store might have been someone stealing your synchronicity.  Or better yet, maybe somebody didn’t steal your synchronicity and YOU are responsible for True Value Hardware going bankrupt.  It’s all fun and games until you don’t have any more screws to give your romantic partner.

But they never talk about the negative synchronicity.  It’s at the worst neutral, odd, but neutral.  It’s mostly used for something cool like a feel good Bible quote like we have here.  Or I have synchronicity with the hot chick at True Value and I had nothing to do with the bankruptcy.

 I don’t know if the guy who tried to start up Quantum Gematria addresses it, but maybe this is part of the idea.  You have to actually observe the 6467 plate for the synchronicity to take effect.  Otherwise the 6467 plate could just by owning the plate number force their existentialism/solipsism on everyone else.  There’s other people with the same numbers, too.  There’s lots of other people with different plate numbers.  It’s like a multiverse of competing existentialist philosophical crisis, and only Dr. Really Strange Because He Does Gematria can save us.

In the meantime, I want to know who or whom has the license plate for climate change.  I don’t, because I’m sane I haven’t run gematria on my license.  And not through fear I have no intention of checking that out.  Instead of self centered attention seeking or gambling it’s long overdue that somebody start decoding fusion power or something.  That’s a project even rich Republicans who invested in Florida real estate could get on board with.  Because the gematria decodes so far have pretty much only been predicting the end of the world today and not magically wishing away hurricanes.