But That’s Not Fast Enough

You got up this morning, tense about the upcoming election regardless of which candidate you support.  And you have to wait until fucking SUNDAY to count your losses on shitty sports picks.  What do you do?  You NEED to lose that money NOW.

Get a memecoin.

https://www.britannica.com/money/meme-coin-trading

It’s this age’s version of the penny stock.  Super speculative, highly attractive to criminals for its use as a pump and dump scheme (schemecoin?) and doesn’t have any real value.  Just a giggle to have a community centered club to talk about.

But wait a second, you say you’re a gematria sports junkie and you’re just itchin’ to get a taste of that sweet feel of an empty checking account ASAP?!  There’s great news for you - the gematria memecoin, $GMTR.

Now that’s the ticket.  Blending ancient wisdom with modern technology because you just know the evil empire that codes our entire language to mean anything you want to make it mean was dying to make cryptocurrency a thing back when the sports were things like foot races in sandals and the javelin throw.

One of the first things I noticed about GMTR is that in reverse it equals 50.  You know what else equals 50?  FRAUD=50.  That doesn’t look to good.  But I know that gematria can be used to mean anything I want so I’m not worried.  If I wanted to I could do a whole narrative on the GMTR tie to FASCISM = 229, 229 being the 50th prime number and blah, blah, blah, but what would be the point?  I have critical thinking skills and understand that memes are good for some laughs but not a basis for financial decision making or even who is the the better candidate not Donald Trump.

Which is part of the whole gematria style level of evidence problem.  Emotional reaction to fear porn based on baseless conspiracy versus long term objective evidence.  Sit down with a gematria memecoin purchaser and they are far more likely to show blind allegiance to Trump not DESPITE he talked about cats being eaten but BECAUSE he talked about cats being eaten.  And they will then show you all the memes they have saved up to own the libs.  And try to talk about his bankruptcies and adding to the national debt and how Obama and Biden actually did good with the economy and see that you will make zero progress on convincing them.

The meme is mightier than the sword.