Saturday, October 26, 2024

Nuclear Civil War Gematria

 

Your squad is off on patrol while the rest of the platoon is doing other platoony stuff.  And you sight your enemy, two soldiers from the hated other side - probably gay, maybe white but they look tan enough, definitely lefties.  The gematria said so.  You sneak up close enough to fire your trusty AR-15 and then the squad leader decides,

“Fuck it, just nuke ‘em.”

The account that posted nuclear war gematria shows as being from California.  I can’t be sure with the #iran and #israel but it’s odd that we’re talking about “military activity in my area”.  And training foot soldiers for a nuclear war in the Middle East.  That’s not the best use of tax dollars that could go better to the Trump/Vance vision of economic strength via bloated insurance executive salaries and bonuses.  What exactly do you train them to do?  Die of radiation sickness a little bit slower?

Or, <gasp>, since gematria is so vague and the right wing extremists that run their mouths off with gematria decodes about the end of the world, are you actually thinking you need to have the military trained on standby for a civil war on U.S. soil?!?  That’s kinda the problem with shitty gematria style evidence.  War Is Coming doesn’t tell you when, where, who is warring.  That’s the sort of need to know information that the troops should be let in on.  Even before working out the logistics of 1/2 and 1/2 of the ideologies being mingled throughout the land you have to have a rough idea of who the enemy is.  For instance, HITLER was a bad guy.  Easy, right?!  Japan had it easy - giant dinosaur with radioactive breath - that’s the bad guy.  You fly your plane close by, shoot your middles, then it sweats you out of the air and you die.  Got it?  Now Trump, he’s the good guy because he loves HITLER.  Shut up and learn who to wear your lead flak jacket so you can shout pro Republican slogans for a few hours after radiation exposure.

The right has a pretty solid lock on the “I have a gun and I’m not afraid to use it crowd”.  They’ve got the neo Nazi militias.  They’ve got some YouTube channels masked as gun rights activism that just by their existence serve to intimidate.  Whoa.  Maybe it’s safer for me to be pro Trump.  My asshole neighbor might kill me otherwise.  And although those accounts appear a lot in the angry prepper circles there is one that although he doesn’t actually do gematria he comments on Zach’s videos.  And the relationship is symbiotic, Zach’s gematria flunkies comment on how great his videos are.  (Side note, according to his own words on a recent video he just lost his job.  It’s pretty safe to guess that he drew the line at a nuclear AR-15 as being a bit too much of overkill.)

As soon as one person is allowed to have a personal drone with miniature nuclear missiles then EVERYONE is going to need one.  It’s our inalienable right to have something arguably a gun, if you have the right Supreme Court justices in place, to fly around unregulated.  Civil War without anybody having a clue as to who the actual enemy is sounds like a lot of fun, doesn’t it?  Glorified road rage where the gematria gives you the excuse for your arbitrarily selected target.

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