Thursday, October 10, 2024

Assorted Stuff

The top story has got to be Hurricane Milton.  Just like school shootings, the bigger the mayhem the more unhinged and counterproductive the online grifting community gets.  So get this actual narrative.  There’s an old kid cartoon Milton the Monster.  News has used phrases like Monstrous Milton for the Hurricane.  Alliteration has always been catchy and fun so Milton the Monster was more likely than George the Monster.  Plus the jungle already claimed George.  For the gematria weirdos, there is a bonus of the date the series first aired being October 9th, the same as the landfall date of the hurricane.  But the entire premise of the show was Milton was meek and effeminate after the creation process included too much Tincture of Tenderness. A real life predictive programming Milton the Monstrous Hurricane would have been predicted to be a Cat 5 and remained nothing more than a tropical storm.

Similar to Milton the Monster cartoons, Eric Adams troubles means the Addams family.  And from the theme song the Addams family started.  And what other Adam started a family?  Adam from Adam and Eve.  And all the other Adam’s in history were just some sort of test run gone wrong or something.

Similar to Milton the Hurricane, the cost of Helene clean up is still newsworthy.  This serves as a reminder that it would make more sense to help out by foregoing a sports betting Patreon instead of giving your money to someone with a proven track record of keeping it.  When future job interviewers find out you were part of the crowd that aided death threats to FEMA agents trying to help out those most in need I can promise it won’t be the flex you think it is today.  Disaster grift is an old staple.

https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/guides/after-storms-watch-out-scams

I find it interesting that part of the reason the Harris campaign got off to a great start was that the GOP didn’t plan on it and all their bullshit propaganda was geared towards Biden.  It would be fun if the hurricane names were changed right before landfall, just to fuck up gematria decoders.  It’s not like it would stop them from finding something to connect regardless of the name, but they get all pissy when something like a date of death is updated and corrected.

The Sports Gematria channel is back to YouTube recap videos of Zach’s weekly picks.  After an awesome week 1 it’s been back to reality for Hubbard, with week 3 losing back all the gains and the season record being about 50% and break even in $.  The marketing plan and picking strategy remains the same.  He will announce allegedly gematria only based locks of the week that are bookie odds heavy favorites.  This is your semi regular reminder that this is the same way picking experts that aren’t really experts operate when they don’t use gematria.  And as usual the numerology pickers are fighting with the not numerology pickers for who is getting the annual crop of idiots to buy into a multi-hundred dollar package deal of a seasons worth of football picks.

Back on the baseball front, the Mets are gonna win because one person noticed MJ in Spider-Man No Way Home mentioned it and that movie is set in 2024.  I don’t even know if that’s true, but gosh that is a powerful clue.  Or a team picked at random because they had to pick some team, and there’s also a lot of playoffs left to have that go wrong.  You decide.

For you parents who are monitoring your kids social media activity, here’s a red flag to look out for.  Pride in having channels deleted has been a badge of honor gematria using weirdos and not gematria using grifters have been on board with for a long time.  The traditional format is to occasionally have dubious content appear and it finally gets a channel deleted.  Then a new channel is immediately started with a proud, “The Evil Empire knows I’m on to them and they’re censoring me!”  What the newest twist is, what they name the videos on tue new channel.  They know it’s likely that a bold announcement of a title with a forbidden topic is going to attract attention.  So don’t put out a video that says, “This Is Why You Should Harass FEMA Employees” or “New Covid Hoax!” or “Kamala Harris Funds AI To Produce Adrenochrome”.  The titles aren’t just innocuous, they’re the exact same.  “JOHN IS LIVE!” and “JOHN IS LIVE!” and “JOHN IS LIVE!” and, you guessed it, “JOHN IS LIVE!”.  If you’re video presenter names things this way, they’re probably up to no good if they can’t give the audience a quick clue about the topic.  You should redouble your efforts to get the gist of it instead of assuming it’s fine.

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