Sunday, December 2, 2018

Death By Numbers Gematria

(Reposted due to spam) There’s actually not that much different going on these days, yet I see I haven’t said something in awhile and since the target date to end actively blogging is around Feb 1st 2019 I’ll share some thoughts of what little presents I’m leaving our friends behind.

In order to keep the post title somewhat relevant I can say that of course the death of George H.W. Bush was important enough to be thrown around in the comment sections including completely off topic material.  Why on Earth someone feels the need to post about it on material about Kareem Hunt assaulting a woman is a bit of a mystery.  You really think the promiscuous authors don’t know or will somehow miss it and you need to give a heads up?  Wow, that is some major cookie winning attemptage.  Of course they know.  You can declare an unknown porn star overdosing a major event and somebody actually important is a given to appear.

This does happen a lot.  It’s like the insipid YouTube game where there is a major award for the two year olds to post “First!”  Actually, you’re not the first.  A message with no real content doesn’t count.  Letting the world know that George Bush died on the most recent blog post on FTFM has no real content.  Even with the Internet being famous for misinformation it’s one that they are bound to get right.  It’s just a matter of not predicting the date since you don’t need to.  Thanks to Tindering literally every single date on the calendar is covered.  But before we proceed to the main point, I can’t let this one slide.  A ways back I had a series of Stupid Comment Of The Day posts for about a week.  And if that series was still a regular feature this puppy would certainly be the top choice.  I can’t imagine anything more ridiculous, so now I’m sure that since I’ve mentioned that we’re due for something more ludicrous.  So insert a drumroll and get ready:

George bush finally went.

On a blog post about George Bush finally wenting.  Imagine that.  Who would ever have guessed other than anyone reading the blog post before getting to the comments.  You win a cookie.

As for Death by the Numbers, or alternatively Murder by Numbers it’s one of those catchphrases that show up all the time surrounding celebrity deaths.  Where of course through Tindering, PhraseShopping and number alterations you have to be pretty much an idiot not to be able to find some two or three digit number matches for real or shoehorned in pseudo celebrities.  It’s just a question of how many matches are originally posted leaving the cookie winner attempts to fill in the others like 64 which “we all obviously know what that means”.  Yeah, we know.  Maybe we don’t know what it means today, but we can bet that since all tiny numbers mean something evil that it must match up with something evil.  It just depends on who you talk to whether it’s a Satanic ritual, Freemasonry/NWO activity, solar eclipse, Pi, government weather control or avocado market cornering.  Or whatever (usually capitalizing on recency bias) story is making the rounds.

A lot of my plans relate to the continued interest in my most popular not spam related post, How to predict a sports championship with gematria.  I also kid you not about what follows.  I can’t speak for other blogging platforms like WordPress do; I imagine it’s the same.  In the blog stats of Blogger if someone finds you via Internet search engine the referring keywords are shown.  And in November there was four times that GEMATRIA IS BULLSHIT was searched.  This could have been from the same source.  It could have been someone with the good sense to use this as the resource it’s intended to be that relayed their findings to a few others.  I am disappointed that it’s not researched more than four times, but still I am heartened by not totally wasting my time other than my own amusement.

I have learned a lot about social media in this journey and how to get found, as proven by How to predict a sports championship with gematria as a post title.  And I do know that it annoys them that people have found this.  And I will have about 25k page views in the near future.  So it’s time to start putting up lots of catchphrases in the post titles since other posts get more attention based on search engine activity.  Not all of these show up as keyword searches in the stats, but some other popular posts are interest in how many degrees are in the Freemasonry compass which probably isn’t 47, several of the “Debunked by” series especially Toys R Us, the Zombie Apocalypse-Gematria and Donuts (which was a really good day wrapped up with an awesome pun and one of my personal favorites) and for reasons unknown Birds Arent Real.  That one more likely to be an accident than someone interested in how it relates to gematria.  And there are others.

So I will spend some time reflecting on proper catch phrases and start loading up post titles.  And yes, I could be rightfully accused of trying to get attention and being hypocritical.  But at least I’m not doing relentless innocent victim shaming, attempting to scam money from people and presenting blatant misinformation.

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