You shouldn’t say Not-y words, at least not if you’re going to claim that you are unbiased and think that anything that leads to the claim that the entire language is coded is a well researched opinion.
With the mathematical relationship between ordinal and reverse and the word NOT there are a host of words that don’t make sense and lead directly to a contradiction by the negation. Some are better than others. Recapping the origin, picture this scenario in an important Organic Matrix police investigation.
Interested Person: How did she die?
Gematria Detective*: SUICIDE=119.
Stephanie the forensics expert: I’m not sure, but whatever the reason it was definitely NOT SUICIDE=119.
Or you can flip flop the detective statement and Lucy Furcertain’s girlfriend, Stephanie.
Not-y Girls and Other Proper Nouns
Any proper noun is a decent candidate. Since I’m basically lazy my research ended by simply looking at gematrix.org looking for the pattern. If the word has an odd number of letters and a value in reverse 49 larger than in ordinal negation by being not-y works. For a five letter word the target starting point is 70 in ordinal. For each pair of letters added increase by 27. Type those numbers into the Gematrix database and it will do all the work. As long as you didn’t miscount the number of letters it has to work. And that’s important, since dealing with gematria mooks actual math is a bit problematic. They missed a lot of class time by being made to sit in the corner because they were not-y. Of course Stephanie was chosen as the name for our forensics expert since she fits the formula, 97 in ordinal and 146 in reverse. Lucy Furcertain, our research expert, is working on more than just what’s available. In this day and age of “soap opera” names (many of which seem to be girl’s names with I substited for Y) there could be a bunch more such names. But here’s a list:
Francis, Ephraim, Santana, Maurice, Indians**,Eleanor, Terence, Ophilia, Stephanie, Capricorn, Demi Moore, Isaac Newton and even Lady Satan.
Other Words
Some of these get clunky grammatically, sounding more natural by maybe adding a definite article between the NOT and the word. So I’m just going over some of my favorites. You can always present the NOT-Y phrase without the article and you won’t be doing anything more stupid than what they do.
It is interesting that LADY SATAN works, reminding us of research expert Lucy Furcertain, since CERTAIN makes the cut. Now the more proper way may be to say that you are UNCERTAIN instead of NOT CERTAIN, but never forget the gematria rule of “close enough”.
BEAUTIFUL. C’mon, really? Do you really want to try and argue that BEAUTIFUL and NOT BEAUTIFUL are completely opposite in meaning? The Organic Matrix doesn’t care that this happened? They’re both 146. Lucy is smoking hot, drop dead gorgeous even without her red leather teddy, actually more so without the teddy. Which usually doesn’t stay on that long anyway. Stephanie is rather plain, not unattractive with that wholesome May Ann from Gilligan’s Island vibe going on, but hardly what would be termed BEAUTIFUL.
BRILLIANT. Sheez. Brains and Beauty are both messed up. I can’t claim that Steph is brilliant and Lucy isn’t since Lucy is also really smart. So I think it’s better to suggest that my method of demonstrating the actual math in a simple example proving the entire language isn’t coded with gematria is somewhat brilliant. The half assed way the numerologists cherry pick their confirmation bias based numbers is not brilliant. Also note that I pay attention to DETAILS. While numerologists do not and NOT DETAILS has the same 119 value.
HURRICANE. One of those that should really be phrased, NOT A HURRICANE, but mentioned because ever since Harvey they just will not shut up about it. Like it’s the most significant flood ever. And while we’re on the water topic TIDAL WAVE, too.
HISTIDINE. Holy crap, histidine is an amino acid. An organic compound. The Organic Matrix debunks itself.
SHEEPLE. Who believes gematria works? NOT SHEEPLE. And with good reason since it doesn’t work.
COLLOID. I just like the word, so it gets a nod. Sounds like an alien race in a video game, the Colloid Invasion Armada. And it gives Dan a chance to be reminded of Colloid Bridges.
SPINACH. Take a hike, Popeye. It might be your favorite food but for me my favorite food is NOT SPINACH.
TRICKED. Have you been tricked by the way they manufacture whatever number they want? I am certainly NOT TRICKED.
INDIVIDUALS. Maybe this is meant to go with SHEEPLE.
FORNICATION. And that reminds me that it’s time to wrap this up that Lucy and I have other things to do. You decide whether that means sex or not, the numbers go either way.
* A nice oxymoron. They never research anything.
** We have covered this before with the rundown on Wollongong ambiguity.
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