Eclipsehorning

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So like most recent content even the current celebrity death in the news is transformed into an eclipse sacrifice.

I see what we’re doing here.  It can be forgiven that the once tireless reports on what was going on with The Mark of the Beast have disappeared.  I did, after all, collect a lot of triangular material to counter the onslaught of circle this, circle that, circle the other thing.  Lots of circular logic.  Like kettle tops are circular.  The header of the blog does blather on about this terrifying number cult hell bent on scaring us into submission, and the Freemasons aren’t really cutting edge scary.  And we’re easing our way into Organic Matrix topics.  Some vague entity that the devious cult stole the numbers from to mock us with sports rigging is much more terrifying.  Terrifying that they  care about how the Brewers are doing this year when the Antichrist issue is still up in the air.  Now by just dropping any pretext of the Freemason cult being involved,  it’s the Matrix screwing around with our lives.

Waxing into phasing the moon into this has its advantages and disadvantages.

Freemasons:
1). Not really that scary, somewhere between utility meter readers and ninjas on the fright inducement  scale.
2). Not supremely powerful.  HR is still looking for a good replacement for Bob the Hitman.
3). A rich history of premade shoehorned in phrases.

The Devil:
1). Much scarier than a mason.  Either 616 or 666 times scarier depending on what source material you read.  Vomited pea soup from a young girl whose head can turn around 180 degrees  is way creepier than a misquoted angle of the Freemasonry compass.
2). Much more powerful than a mason.  The D&D Monster Manual doesn’t even list Freemasons.  The Dungeonsapedia talk page shot down the suggestion by comparing the power level as “the Devil is like the combined nuclear arsenals of the world to that of a newborn duckling”.
3). Some history of shoehornable phrases with potential to make new material that by its nature is much cooler, namely sacrifices.  If you can’t shoehorn in Devil=Sacrifice your truther skills are pretty bad.  And an eclipse sacrifice is way cooler than just picking a random unlucky goat and slaughtering it like some pagan that doesn’t care what phase of the moon it is.  Die Kate Spade!  So my crops will grow!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

The Moon and Sun
1). Scary?  Well, I guess so.  At least I’m supposed to think so.  Something made the Sun about 150 million kilometers away and I’m sure it could kick my ass.  (A duckling probably could, too.  The cute big baby animal eyes are an unfair advantage.  I just don’t have the heart.)
2). The Devil is the Organic Matrix’s bitch.  Power- no contest.
3). Until recent history a virtually untapped source of shoehorned phrases.

So now “eclipsehorning” your own set of words counts as valid gematria.

Some problems with this eclipsehorning business.  If you want to suggest that 33 means FALSE FLAG instead of BANANA, you have a fallback position of always having used FALSE FLAG =33. A logically fallacious position, but a fallback position nonetheless.  USB PORT=666 in Sumerian.  Some overweight video gamer collapses and dies of a heart attack we’ve already established that 666 is the activity of at least devil worshippers.  Now every single word related to the Sun and Moon and eclipses is virgin (sacrifice) territory.  You’ve started your own PhraseShopped dictionary.  Which will probably not even sell as well as Hubbard’s book.

Once you introduce the Matrix as the supreme power ruling over us you lose the  “it’s what the dishonest media says”.  When was the last time you saw ECLIPSE SACRIFICE” in a news headline??  MOON will show up in regards to genuine Moon activity but not shoehorned directly into the media report.  And by golly I can make up more words than most everybody for any given number.  I’d like to start by suggesting that the Organic Matrix means PLUTO=51 in Reverse instead of MOON=51 since then I get a form of Devil with the god of the Underworld and a dwarf planet instead of a moon.  And I get to play with the science of our Moon maybe being a dwarf planet and like gematria pick and chose when I want it to be a dwarf planet or not.  (Look it up).  Organic Matrix=entire language coded.  Freemasons=news and sports only.

Now if the Organic Matrix does indeed rule over all, doesn’t that mean that all the past work on this Freemasonry bullshit is wrong?  Wouldn’t an astute researcher go back and at least check to see and time permitting update the old material?  Or at least acknowledge it??

The chances of that happening are somewhere between 0% and 0% and 0% doesn’t count.  Because contradictory kettle logic shows that it doesn’t matter other than just providing misinformation for whatever outlandish, unfounded claim is being made today.