The Vesica Pigskinis

I'm not sure whether this is a Lucy Furcertain research issue or a full blown pythonym. I have seen this before and it's not going away, so it needs to be addressed somehow.


Football is rigged because the freemasons use the Vesica Piscis symbol.


From a geometrical point of view the Vesica Piscis is a shape derived when two disks overlap like in a Venn diagram. I find tho oddly appropriate because the overlap represents what matches between disk (set) 1 and disk (set) 2. In Gematria, because there is any overlap instead of being two disconnected disks, everything matches. If you want it to be. Set 1 - Boys with blue eyes. Set 2- Boys with blonde hair. Overlap, boys with blue eyes and blonde hair. In numerology, since Billy has blonde hair he matches all blue eyed people even though his eyes are brown.


The piscis part of the name is from Latin for fish, like Pisces. It's possible to have more than two disks overlapping, but if there are just two the shape is fishlike. As far as the muddled gematria universe goes this is also the shape of a football. Except that it doesn't address three dimensions. Fish are generally three dimensional, too. So whatever. I can live with that.


Historically football got the shape of the ball from rugby. Rugby balls got their shape from humankind being lazy fucks. Instead of discovering manufacturing ahead of the NIPTUCKs timetable centuries early an inflated pig bladder was used for the game ball. That's why footballs are called pigskins.


The implication is that these nearly infinitely powered, generally not very nice chaps, guided creation of our language and not just all sports, but football specifically to harbor secret numbers. Which brings up a whole bunch of questions. Why bother with rugby at all? Why aren't we assaulted with rugby stats instead of football? Rugby is still being played. Nostalgia? Why don't we throw fish around instead of footballs? Put fins on the balls to stabilize their flight? Paint them to look like Nemo? Why haven't the Dolphins won more Super Bowls? Why is it Attu the Wonder Turtle and not Arnold the Wonder Pig?


To bring things up to date and acknowledge that modern gematria has evolved I think its appropriate to change the name to the Vesica Pigskinis. You can keep the abundant supply of numbers from the original geometry, which don't really make sense as used. And certainly there's no way you'll give up on the most stat driven sport we have on the planet and switch to soccer. (Though you could get lots of matches just on 1-0 games, alone).


I've also noticed the general lack of thinking in regards to anything three dimensional. "Tornadoes move in a circular motion." They aren't circular. Can't remember cubes or UPS packages being talked about. There has to be something going on with UPS, look at all those geometrical shapes they deal with every day. I have a fitting suggestion for a three dimensional shape you can embrace as your own. Make a conical shaped hat. When the young gematricians are in school and do something that is extra special beyond just winning a cookie they get to sit in the special corner wearing the hat. And for good measure add the acronym for Doing Up Numbers Changes Everything to the cap.


And if they screw up, substitute the acronym for Doing Useless Numbers Confuses Everything.