Thursday, August 31, 2017

The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, August 2017

Toothpaste and soap are poisonous.


Yes, any terrorist can walk to the local convenience store and buy the rae materials that are typically used around water to kill whoever they want.


They are toxic, but not in the sense that you mean. You're not supposed to EAT them. Which if you're stupid enough to comment this, you might be stupid enough to do.


Toothpaste is the more dangerous of the two. Fluoride in toothpaste works because being used in the mouth is easier to swallow. It's proven benefits outweigh the dangers of the amount you need to swallow to get poisoned from it.


The case for soap is just plain stupid. At least flavoring is used in toothpastes to make it easier to use, otherwise your gag reflex might take over and prevent you from doing a thorough job. Soap is either bland or nasty flavored. And perfume scents added aren't fun to eat.


Dumbed down version of soap and water. Water has two sides. One bonds with soap. One with water. Soap mixes with dirt and bonds to it. Bond dirt with soap. Bond soap/dirt with water. Rinse. Clean.


Maybe your problem is you have something against water? I'm sure between not using soap and toothpaste you are a real joy to be around. In the sense of toxicity you use, water is toxic. Read the story of the radio station give away of a Wii game system for the contestants that had to drink a lot of water and "hold their wee for a Wii." Too much water in a short time messes up your salt balances (hyponatremia).


If you aren't bathing and your teeth are messed up it's no wonder you are hiding behind a keyboard. Maybe any radio station with low enough standards to allow The Gematria Effect radio show can have a "hold your pee for a peach pit" contest. Since those supposedly make arsenic that can be blamed as the culprit even if it's too much water in the fruit part of the peach. Runners up get a cookie. With fluoride in it.

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