The Satanic Diet Plan (Not Recommended)

These coincidences of a specific complaint I post about being adjusted for keep piling up. 22/7 is Pi vs. an approximation. Sun is 93 million miles away vs. averaging 93 million. And today, gematria done on an actual Bible verse. But leave it to Gematria to get it wrong.


The gematria isn't wrong. That math, especially aided by spreadsheet calculations, is hard to screw up. No, it's the concept. Instead of changing a number into another number by spelling it out, let's change a number spelled out into another number expressed as digits.


Quiz time. Fill in the blank:


The Number of the Beast is________?


Unless you read Hubbard's post today about Joel Osteen you probably said 666. And you would be wrong, at least today. It's 223.


This is not some crazy variation of rounding to get to a number close to 1/3rd of the more famous number. It is the full reduction from the famous Revelation's verse:


LET HIM THAT HATH UNDERSTANDING COUNT THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST=223.


It's a like a night without stormy skies in Hell without some PhraseShopping. So just that sentence. Not the next part that rather clearly indicates the number is 666. It's also PhraseShopped because it's from the King James version, and there are others. I'm not religious, but I do know my heavy metal. The Iron Maiden song might be taken straight from another version, but regardless is valid.


LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST=240


The King James in reverse reduced is 272. Iron Maiden in reverse 260. Non reduced higher numbers than reduced. Satanic elision over 3000. That's a lot of Ferrari cake. (Dan, that's a South Park reference if you want to look for clues.) Satan certainly has a lot if wiggle room for where his doctor can recommend an ideal weight. Changing so drastically from one narrative to the next, binging and purging, can't possibly be good, even on a dark lord.


223 was chosen for the Hurricane Harvey narrative since JOEL SCOTT OSTEEN=223. Tagged as being evil (which I agree with), but the additional support of 666 used in the narrative is ISOPSEPHY is out of the blue and has nothing to do with anything other than equaling 666. Which makes you wonder why Joel's name in some form and at least in one of the 5,217,727,094,438 elisions available wasn't equal to 666.


Knowing that the Church of Satan laughed at the fidget spinners being satanic story, I wonder what they will think about the many other things that now are satanic with so many targets opening up. Until official word gets out I recommend that doctors searching for exercise programs to recommend to overweight patients can use fidget spinners for that. There must be other 223 and various other numbers that are equally satanic. In regards to dieting, and a key component of the recommendation to not use the satanic diet plan, MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE =223. So that's a form of purging.


(I'm fully aware that 223 is commonly used as THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN =223. Here we have substituted the evilness of that number in place of 666 when it's the one time that is completely inappropriate. That's gematria for you.)