Gematria, An Introduction To Hypocrisy

The Gematrinator (aka Kelvinator) lent his voice to a new introductory Gematria video. Maybe voice over work on video games will be the best he can get in the future and this was practice. The YouTube deleted my video virus struck down his Barcelona baloney video. Writing on the wall, and such.


I think this introductory video is the one that should have been pulled unless we can save it as a prime example of some prime examples of cheating in gematria. Right there in an introductory video, not an advanced course. Simple things a first time, rational observer should question and will question.


Right at the get go we are told that "The English language is based on gematria" and not the other way around. Highly unlikely. Durp tired of one grunt for yes, two for no, thirteen short grunts, two long, four short, one high pitched, two short, seven gargles and the sign language to steal third base means PTERODACTYL. Then he couldn't get out the rest about it protecting the nest of young and attacking Tokyo before he was slaughtered. Gromk saw this and said to himself, "All this grunting is really bullshit. I wish we had gematria."


He hits you with the PhraseShopping quick. In the same screw he has the gematria for the dates written out:


2/2 the 33rd day of the year. "February Second" =33
When it's time for March 11, this is written out "Eleventh of March."


Right there on the same screen. And we're supposed to ignore the fact that "Second of February" and "March Eleventh" have completely different values. This is PhraseShopping at its best. Picking and choosing how a phrase is worded among various grammatically correct options to achieve the number you want to get. In an introductory video with the bold claim that our language is based on the numbers.


Throw in the hypocrisy of the 11 and 22 master numbers in this video. Reducing them is optional. Master seems to be a rather commanding adjective to use for something that is optional. "I'm the schoolmaster, so do your multiplication tables now since I'm the boss. Or optionally sit at your desk and eat cake.". Amidst this master drivel we are also told of the importance of 33 as an integral gematria value. Which of course means lots of non integral COWS PISS.


Perhaps I'm being too harsh since this makes my job that much easier. I don't need to pick and choose, just refer people to this video as an introduction to exactly why gematria cannot have any real value. There's no consistency with no restrictions. Even yesterday Hubbard used DEAD AND GONE to mean 74 which matches with KILLING, STABBING, DROWN =74. Two weeks ago he used FAKE DEATH to equal 47. As shown in my August 9th post on the dangers of PhraseShopping DEAD AND GONE, MURDERED =47.


This is exactly why PhraseShopping is the better part of a chapter in my book.