In the Fillipino misspelllling method of gematria Jenna Ll. Colleman =668 in the Satanic cipher. This is further solid proof of the validity of the core phrase. Reduce by two, one for each extra l, and you get 666.
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It's been brought to our attention that the 'good' celebrity version = 666 doesn't make sense. The gut reaction from our staff was mostly along the lines of, "And what does make sense in gematria?". However, after two hours of naked jello wrestling a compromise was reached. The official target value for the good celebrity portion is 653. The simple ordinal value of, "Donald Trump is a really nice guy and certainly not the Antichrist."
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The game can be applied to virtually all aspects of life. Last night my dog killed a groundhog in the backyard. Really. I'm not making that up. I came up with the following:
Jenna Coleman's dog sacrifices groundhogs for the glory of Lucifer, a lord.
Style points may be lost for the final part, but it does =666 by addition of the word, "a".
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