I enjoy poking around on Gematrix.org and gematriacalculator.com as part of my global inspection of what is going on in the Gematriverse. An interesting feature of both sites is that phrases that have been searched the most of make it into a listing if the top searches. I've done this before. It isn't completely bogus and provides a nice bit if comic relief from the doom and gloom of the other gematria sites.
The intent is that John Smith gets curious about what other things match up with John Smith and finds out all kinds of curious things that synch up with his life. Maybe he loves wolverines and is hoping to see that as he types in personalized info he gets validation when his street name matches up with Wolverine Packs and sees that hundreds of other searches match Wolverine Packs.
Small values work well. Most of the searched phrases make sense. Lotsa biblical references, political leader names, words and short phrases that a normal person would look for.
Put in a large search phrase, or in Gematrix you can simply put in the target value and things totally break down in regards to validity of the searched phrases. People must slam a bottle of Nyquil before getting on the sites.
I picked a long phrase for gematriacalculator .
"Jenna Coleman is the Antichrist, but what a fine looking Antichrist she is"=683 in simple.
Since the bottom of the most searched phrases is in the teens for # of searches within minutes I had her as the Antichrist at #2 most searched. However, this morning she's gone.
Who is deciding what remains on the top most searched list? They have some really low standards.
The neutrons are the electromagnetic frequencies that determine of life.
That equals 683 and is still in the top list. Neutrons are hardly frequencies and "determine of life?"- this grammar has made it to the top searched list? And forget about proper spelling. If a word can be misspelled it will be. Marshmellow. Dalmation. Marylynn Monroe. While these show up in long phrases the individual words do not in the lists. What if poor John Smith's wolverine likes marshmallows?
Cheating a game may be funny but not for those who do not know about it.
That exact phrase is high on the lists of both sites.
Is it because I picked a name? You don't want the list polluted by people loading up bogus things. If I was out to get revenge on someone I can think of a lot more useful ways than to post an unflattering phrase on a Gematria site. And there are other names that show up on these lists.
What is up with this 2C nonsense. Hundreds of searches where the phrase is obviously meant to convey that this communicates "to see". Yet hundreds of searches substituting 2C instead show up. On the gematrix 683 list there are no less than seven phrases with 2C.
North Korea be threatening Oman.
Yeah, fuck you Oman! It's about time they took down your decadent imperialistic lifestyle! Watch out Borneo, you're next!
1123 Jewish- Satan is not a teddy bear. DAMN STRAIGHT! We've already established Satan is Jenna Coleman.
821- Henry Albert Charles David Windsor bound at thirty three for a thousand years. Holy shit, that's 250 years for each first name! No wonder he wanted to be called just 'Hank'.
Check out 947 on gematrix. A phrase begins "There's two ways to use gematrix...". No, there ARE two ways. This has been searched 167 times.
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Despite my comment about this being a bit of comic relief there is some value into busting on gematria as a whole. The constant awkward phrasing, misspellings, needless repetition of words all make it look like a form of PhraseShopping to force the database to be filled with something for every value.
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