Favorite numerologist sex joke:
What's the square root of 69? Ate something.
Did you hear about the new numerology movie theater? It's a Cineplex that just shows YouTube gematria videos. It's called the Googleplex.
Why do numerologists like it when football referees decide they were wrong and determine there was actually no penalty on a play? Because they threw a false flag.
A linguist was chatting with a numerologist.
L: With just numbers how do you call your narrative with irony, metaphor and so on?
N: I use metaphor all the time. I never metaphor I didn't like!
Pysagoras, brother of Pythagoras was the father of blood transfusions. He is famous for his Pysagorian serum. Since he spoke with a pronounced lisp this caused great confusion at family holiday barbecues. Especially hilarious was the family teasing him by getting him to pronounce 666 as often as possible.
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