It's a rare day when Nad doesn't work in at least one football reference. January 12th was no exception. He discusses some gematrification of Tom Brady. And naturally being a huge superstar of one of the best franchises ever in the NFL we learn how Tom's numbers relate to the New Engla.....what? Not New England? Oh silly me. Obviously when Tom Brady is mentioned the first thing that comes to mind should be the Miami Dolphins.
You got that right. Everything for Nad including non-Dolphin issues gets turned into a Dolphin issue. In this specific case Tom Brady was involved in the 70th episode of Family Guy. Dolphins gematriacallistacilly is 70.
But the real point of this post is about how Chucky and Nad don't see eye to eye (or single active remaining brain cell to brain cell) on the oh so important subject of football. Apparently Chucky has a thing for the Giants. Before the post season started he had a bold prediction that it would be a Colts-Giants Super Bowl. The numbers proved it. Then it became obvious that the Colts were out of the post season. Still had the Giants in the Super Bowl. Then he changed his tune a third time, still with the Giants in the Super Bowl. The numbers were all out there for you to read. So we're left with two options. This gematria is nonsense or you just plain suck at it. Either way makes every video you put up and every blog post you make prove how stupid you are.
And what about your cohort and his passion for the Dolphins? These numbers point him to Dolphins this and Dolphin that. I've never seen Nad mention the Giants. I'm sure he has somewhere, but only in some bizarre way that turns it into a Dolphins reference.
Don't you guys have conventions or something where you can compare notes? It could be kind of fun walking around wearing name tags that are words you can spell out on the LED display of a TI 30 calculator. Perhaps that's a bad idea. Too many fights over who he's to be BOOBIES and SHELLOIL.
Couldn't you at least hook up on Skype or send an email and try and come to an agreement? You do know each other. I've seen Chucky post in the Mindless Freaks comments. You could at least find another predictor who thinks its all about another team. Maybe Dopey* thinks even after last week's results the Browns are still going to win the Super Bowl. It would be fun to jab at him and deflect from how wrong you were. Again.
Best to stop making predictions all together. At least don't document them in a video or blog post. Nad has it down to a fine art. Post a vague reference and say your not sure what it means. Then refer to it after the facts and say, "I told you there was something about this!"
I get the feeling that the winner of the years Super Bowl will have a uniform that has white, red, black, blue, green, yellow and/or silver.
I told you so. Now all I have to do is wait for the game to play out and manufacture the numbers to prove it was predestined. And how it relates to Miami.
*This is another nickname for one of the crowd of gonads posting in the Mindless Freaks blog. I will explain it when I devote a post to him. Currently I don't even know what football team he likes.
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