Nad took the high road and ignored the bus crash preferring to work in another Miami reference. Why am I not surprised?
Just like avoiding Russell Westbrook going 1 for 13 in the second half on January 13th we get our daily Miami fix(hmmm....Miami, drugs, drug fix.....might mean something) by this unlikely chain.
Kansas City Royals pitcher Yolanda Ventura died in a car crash. He's proclaimed to be an ace pitcher. Ace Ventura, get it? Ace Ventura is a movie set in Miami. So Miami = Miami Dolphins=Football. Now football means Superbowl. Which = English Royalty because the Super Bowl is scheduled to be played on 2/5. Which is 2/6 in the UK.
Throw in some other English royalty numbers and it all becomes clear when compared with the origin, a car crash. Because car crash =44.
Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit. (I get paid by the number of words used).
Look up Ventura's stats last year. Mediocre pitcher o a bad team. Losing record and a 4.45 ERA. Hardly what would be called an ace by baseball standards. Stupid scriptwriters thought of calling the movie Kershaw Ventura but changed their mind.
Super Bowl on Feb 6th in England? Oh that pesky International Date Line. I've been saving this for the right moment, now is a good time. Often we've been subjected to Flintstones' magic number of 166 references because that's how many episodes were made. Well it could be officially 167. There was a 90 second test film made to see audience reaction. Look up Flintstones on IMDB and the actress voicing Wilma is credited with 167 episodes.
Personally I don't think a 90 second test counts and if I have to pick I go with 166. But don't you dare switch to 167 sometime later if it suits your target result. I'm not so forgiving with the Super Bowl being on 2/6 in England.
One of the funniest scenes in Gremlins 2 is acknowledging the silliness of the rule that you don't feed a Mogwai after midnight. What if one gets a caraway seed stuck in its teeth and I on an airplane when it crosses the date line? Technically the Super Bowl is on both 2/5 and 2/6 in England. Kickoff time is definitely on 2/5 English time. The game will certain end on 2/6 English time.
But which to pick? It's an American sport. Poll Brits on the street in London and ask them what day it's on and more likely you'll hear Sunday. And what's Sunday's date? 2/5. Defenestrate all your 2/6 number references.
And what's this Not Cancer reference in the post title here? Magic number of 44 gematrified from CAR CRASH. I've seen that 44 number before. It's the same as CANCER in simple gematria. I would love to merely bust on the laziness of the cosmic entities for allowing two major causes of death to result in the same number, but honestly I have no idea how he gets CAR CRASH to equal it.
Often when one numbering convention doesn't work and these gematratgogues use a different system they acknowledge it by some manner like SPLEEN BLOCKAGE = 278 (Masonic)* or OLD AGE = 463 (Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Consulate of 1612)**. Here it's just car crash equals 44, end of discussion.
Sure as hell isn't simple gematria. A quick glance is all it takes. CANCER has the same letters of CAR and more. Easy to see adding a crash to a car is more than a car. CAR by itself is 22. If it was a two car crash that could be a CAR CAR to get 44. But that would be just plain silly wouldn't it? Actually not when looking at the crazier things you have come up with.
* Not the real number unless by dumb luck. You get the point. Masonic is a real numbering convention in gematria. That is, if anything in this gematripe can be actually labeled real.
** Courtesy of Emo Phillips horse face skit.
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