Cooking competition shows are a curious waste of time. In a good way. There's no need to try and put any heavy brain power into it, just enjoy the ride for an hour.
The format is successful enough that it was snatched from shows like Chopped and used for History Channel's Forged in Fire. The bladesmiths (chefs) have an appetizer to prepare (9-13 inch knife in their own signature style) then if not eliminated the main course, the historical weapon of the week.
The experts that judge the novices act the same way in this format. Every show. All three (there's always three) huddle up to talk about who screwed up the worst and has to leave the kitchen or forge in disgrace. It's so consistent that I'm convinced it's completely scripted and not true reality tv.
Don't worry. I'm not doing numerology on it despite suggesting it's rigged. I wanted to mention what I call the judges. The Butheads. That's not Buh-theads, but like Butt-heads with just one 't'. There's no such thing as a perfect preparation ever. When the masters offer their wisdom it ALWAYS goes something like this:
"I loved what you did with the mesquite, it added a nice touch of acidity to the plantain ice cream. The hollandaise topping was the perfect texture, not over cooked, not under cooked. Your presentation was spot on with the colors splashed around in an entertaining manner like a true master chef."
"BUT..."
There's always a but after the glowing praise.
"Your piece of wheat toast under the ice cream didn't have the edges torn off like my Mom used to do."
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The sports predictions have reached an all time low of standards on what could be called an actual prediction. It looks like the standard of of being OK to be wrong and spouting out whatever numbers no matter how trivial is firmly entrenched. So unlike the clear prediction that Venus Williams would win the last Wimbledon because of a made up statistic about the temperature on Venus, actual predictions are avoided. It goes something like this:
"Tampa Bay will be 2-5 if they lose this week. But I still like them to win at home against the 49ers."
That's not an actual quote, but I didn't have the energy to track down an exact one. I have lots of real examples to pick from if challenged.*
What happens is meaningless numerology that indicates Tampa Bay should always be 2-5 after week 7 by that illogic is combined with the stark reality that they are at home against a really bad team and will probably win. Which makes the entire process of mentioning it pointless, unless the cookie box is opened up.
These numbers that mean nothing are endless. An actual example: The flag was sewed (sic) in Philadelphia and established in 1777, which means 7, and this is week 7. Well, fucking duh. I really didn't need to be reminded it's week 7. Now the part that makes sense. PHILADELPHIA =61. If they win which they did they'd be 6-1.
BUT....this was presented along with reasons for a Washington victory. Some not even numerological like Kirk Cousins' grandmothers death.
Everybody wins a cookie.
Sports is a gateway drug to the conspiracy stuff. By itself not too nasty yet hints of the evil powers being in control of all. Another video was put up with "Mocking" in the title last night. They love the mocking and the tributes those evil bastards. Hubbard has the market cornered on mocking videos. Perhaps he's a mockinghubbard.
* Found one by accident very quickly going through MNF comments. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS =98. The Saints will go 9-8, 9-7 regular season and losing in the wild card game is a 9-8 season record. Meaningless because they would finish 9-8 every year if this was important. If this was the 1998 season you'd have the start for a case, but they didn't cooperate finishing 6-10. This will be documented in the predictions post to see how the Saints record compares to the numerology.
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Monday, October 23, 2017
Oh Boy! I Get It! Can I Play, Too?
I briefly recapped a rather odd method of forcing the number 33 out of an unlikely source. Pi = 3.1416. 3+14+16 = 33.
The logical fallacies are that the determination of where to end the infinite series of digits and what reason there is to combine some of them before adding together. Other than to force the total to be 33.
I went back to document the comment. Who made it. When. What video (which won't matter since the channel will probably be deleted soon). And there was a reply. Oh! Good one! A 33 hiding in plain sight.
I wanted to say, I get it. I really, really get it. Coming up with a total of 666 is too hard and passe. And although Pi was involved here, Pi is taking a bit of time of out of the key lime(pi)light. It's also harder because 314 and 227 are one digit too many. But 33. That's statistically was to hit, especially with reduction elisions.
Just like how boring the narratives are with the constant repetition of numbers, the game is now to manufacture 33 in the most brain dead, hideously stupid fashion possible. Because nothing says gematria is legitimate like applauding someone's brain dead, hideously stupid idea. Everyone wins a cookie. It's just a question of how high the quality of the cookie is. Think Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie cookies vs. stale Nilla Wafers.
I want in. Dammit. If I can't get a hate video made about me after all this blogging, I want a damn cookie.
Try number one.
EVERYTHING = 133. 1 x 33=33. Or just drop the one. Whichever. Everything is 33. Ha! That's at least worth a fresh Nilla Wafer.
Try number two.
THIRTY THREE = 66. Which is two thirty-threes. And THIRTY THREE THIRTY THREE = 132 which is four thirty-threes. And as a special bonus in the English elision is 3030! Hah! Two cookies! And of course there are an infinite number of thirty threes by doubling each time. Infinity is everything. So not only is EVERYTHING 33, 33 is everything.
I'm having fun. But these don't seem quite brain dead enough, so let me give Pi a crack.
Try number three.
The thirty third decimal place of Pi is 2. And I've got nothing. Brain dead rule #1 though. I've got a number I don't like, change it into another number. Now I already used up spelling it out. But we know from Las Vegas that to get to the 33rd floor out of floor thirty two, we add the basement. Pi has a basement! The 3 before the decimal place! Which means the thirty third digit of Pi is
0.
Zero is 33 because Pi is the coolest. Doesn't matter what method you use to arrive at a number. Words to numbers, dates, GPS coordinates dropping the decimal. Rounding. Everything ends up a whole number. Take the whole number, slap on a .0 after it. There's a 33 in everything!!!!!!
I should get a lifetime supply of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme pies for all the time I'm saving by showing 33 in everything.
The logical fallacies are that the determination of where to end the infinite series of digits and what reason there is to combine some of them before adding together. Other than to force the total to be 33.
I went back to document the comment. Who made it. When. What video (which won't matter since the channel will probably be deleted soon). And there was a reply. Oh! Good one! A 33 hiding in plain sight.
I wanted to say, I get it. I really, really get it. Coming up with a total of 666 is too hard and passe. And although Pi was involved here, Pi is taking a bit of time of out of the key lime(pi)light. It's also harder because 314 and 227 are one digit too many. But 33. That's statistically was to hit, especially with reduction elisions.
Just like how boring the narratives are with the constant repetition of numbers, the game is now to manufacture 33 in the most brain dead, hideously stupid fashion possible. Because nothing says gematria is legitimate like applauding someone's brain dead, hideously stupid idea. Everyone wins a cookie. It's just a question of how high the quality of the cookie is. Think Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie cookies vs. stale Nilla Wafers.
I want in. Dammit. If I can't get a hate video made about me after all this blogging, I want a damn cookie.
Try number one.
EVERYTHING = 133. 1 x 33=33. Or just drop the one. Whichever. Everything is 33. Ha! That's at least worth a fresh Nilla Wafer.
Try number two.
THIRTY THREE = 66. Which is two thirty-threes. And THIRTY THREE THIRTY THREE = 132 which is four thirty-threes. And as a special bonus in the English elision is 3030! Hah! Two cookies! And of course there are an infinite number of thirty threes by doubling each time. Infinity is everything. So not only is EVERYTHING 33, 33 is everything.
I'm having fun. But these don't seem quite brain dead enough, so let me give Pi a crack.
Try number three.
The thirty third decimal place of Pi is 2. And I've got nothing. Brain dead rule #1 though. I've got a number I don't like, change it into another number. Now I already used up spelling it out. But we know from Las Vegas that to get to the 33rd floor out of floor thirty two, we add the basement. Pi has a basement! The 3 before the decimal place! Which means the thirty third digit of Pi is
0.
Zero is 33 because Pi is the coolest. Doesn't matter what method you use to arrive at a number. Words to numbers, dates, GPS coordinates dropping the decimal. Rounding. Everything ends up a whole number. Take the whole number, slap on a .0 after it. There's a 33 in everything!!!!!!
I should get a lifetime supply of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme pies for all the time I'm saving by showing 33 in everything.
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Please Learn The Meaning Of The Word Evidence
Hubbard (again) has claimed that his work is not conspiracy theory related. There's one thing we can agree on. It's more appropriate to call it conspiracy fantasy. His boast is that he set out to prove his postulates in 2013, and his evidence shows it. I've countered virtually every argument and recorded it all here.
But since I got a well received fun post with more sniglets yesterday, it's time for a more serious missive. It's a repeat of previous info, but so newcomers don't have to dig through the blog I'll put it up now, with a different angle so as not to sound like a ciphorg.
There's another debate video out there. If debate can be the right word for trying to have a conversation with close minded confirmation bias nut sacks. A commenter replied to the non-gematria utility side of the argument about using multiple ciphers with something about, "you don't have just one password, password123, it's too easy to guess." Which is true. But your analogy blows chunks.
A better analogy would be, you have a lottery with 90 balls numbered 10-99. The payoff is only if your ticket number matches the number on the ball. But, this is the gematria lottery, so you can change the number on your ticket to whatever other two digit number you want. After the ball has been picked. You can't lose.
But it does get more ridiculous in gematria. And another analogy puts it into a more appropriate scientific setting. That turns into conspiracy fantasy.
Little Johnny got a bad skin rash. Mumsy had him recap what he did that day. What he touched, ate, looked at cross eyed, trying to figure out what it was to avoid the rash in the future.
With too many variables, she wised up and took Johnny to the dermatologist. They decided to test some of the candidates for the rash cause by placing a small amount of several on his skin. They could have just tried just one. (One cipher). But this is a gematria dermatologist. So they applied many. Pet turtle dung, peanut butter, wheat gluten, raspberries, the New York Times (late edition, large sized print for the visually impaired, extra advertisement insert), water, etc..., etc.... (A boatload of ciphers.). Sure enough. More rash. Something he was in contact with caused the rash. Better avoid them all to be safe, poor Attu the pet turtle won't be petted ever again.
Then gematria adds further stupidity to the analogy. Not only have you not decoded cause and effect in a one to one relationship, there's the idiot dermatologist that's heard about this kind of skin condition being caused by Woodcutter Ivy. Which doesn't really exist, but she always thought it sounded like a really cool thing. Harvested from unicorn droppings after grazing under the Harvest Moon. She hates unicorns(freemasons) so suggests this is the cause of the rash. Hey, you can't prove it isn't, right?
With no historical precedent on what exactly is the difference between unicorn rash and normal rash now Johnny has to watch out for it. When if they stuck to science and actual evidence they could have found the one single thing that was the cause. (It was the raspberries, btw.)
You, the narrative writers, have decided that number XX must mean word YY. When there's so many different ways to get the number and could mean so many different ways to interpret it that bunches of different things could be the word. "I said 58 means freemasonry because I told you so." is NOT evidence. I don't give a fuck how long you've been doing it. Four years of bullshit is still bullshit.
So if you are going to invoke science because it's supposedly part of the basis of your system other than a convenient excuse to add more numbers to the database (Sun distance, atomic numbers, etc....) you'd better learn about the scientific method and evidence. But of course, evidence can disprove a hypothesis and the overwhelming evidence shows you are just dead wrong.
For actual evidence of gematria not working check my June 8th post regarding Reverse ordinal, grammar - specifically the prefix UN and WAS vs. WERE.
But since I got a well received fun post with more sniglets yesterday, it's time for a more serious missive. It's a repeat of previous info, but so newcomers don't have to dig through the blog I'll put it up now, with a different angle so as not to sound like a ciphorg.
There's another debate video out there. If debate can be the right word for trying to have a conversation with close minded confirmation bias nut sacks. A commenter replied to the non-gematria utility side of the argument about using multiple ciphers with something about, "you don't have just one password, password123, it's too easy to guess." Which is true. But your analogy blows chunks.
A better analogy would be, you have a lottery with 90 balls numbered 10-99. The payoff is only if your ticket number matches the number on the ball. But, this is the gematria lottery, so you can change the number on your ticket to whatever other two digit number you want. After the ball has been picked. You can't lose.
But it does get more ridiculous in gematria. And another analogy puts it into a more appropriate scientific setting. That turns into conspiracy fantasy.
Little Johnny got a bad skin rash. Mumsy had him recap what he did that day. What he touched, ate, looked at cross eyed, trying to figure out what it was to avoid the rash in the future.
With too many variables, she wised up and took Johnny to the dermatologist. They decided to test some of the candidates for the rash cause by placing a small amount of several on his skin. They could have just tried just one. (One cipher). But this is a gematria dermatologist. So they applied many. Pet turtle dung, peanut butter, wheat gluten, raspberries, the New York Times (late edition, large sized print for the visually impaired, extra advertisement insert), water, etc..., etc.... (A boatload of ciphers.). Sure enough. More rash. Something he was in contact with caused the rash. Better avoid them all to be safe, poor Attu the pet turtle won't be petted ever again.
Then gematria adds further stupidity to the analogy. Not only have you not decoded cause and effect in a one to one relationship, there's the idiot dermatologist that's heard about this kind of skin condition being caused by Woodcutter Ivy. Which doesn't really exist, but she always thought it sounded like a really cool thing. Harvested from unicorn droppings after grazing under the Harvest Moon. She hates unicorns(freemasons) so suggests this is the cause of the rash. Hey, you can't prove it isn't, right?
With no historical precedent on what exactly is the difference between unicorn rash and normal rash now Johnny has to watch out for it. When if they stuck to science and actual evidence they could have found the one single thing that was the cause. (It was the raspberries, btw.)
You, the narrative writers, have decided that number XX must mean word YY. When there's so many different ways to get the number and could mean so many different ways to interpret it that bunches of different things could be the word. "I said 58 means freemasonry because I told you so." is NOT evidence. I don't give a fuck how long you've been doing it. Four years of bullshit is still bullshit.
So if you are going to invoke science because it's supposedly part of the basis of your system other than a convenient excuse to add more numbers to the database (Sun distance, atomic numbers, etc....) you'd better learn about the scientific method and evidence. But of course, evidence can disprove a hypothesis and the overwhelming evidence shows you are just dead wrong.
For actual evidence of gematria not working check my June 8th post regarding Reverse ordinal, grammar - specifically the prefix UN and WAS vs. WERE.
Friday, October 20, 2017
More Gematria Sniglets
Misinfomercial - Advertisements that use gematria style illogic, such as Safe Auto where the Alexa style device recommends that octopi have 18 tentacles because "octo" means eight and "tentacle" means ten.
Viewgle - The division of Google responsible for suppression of YouTube views while simultaneously allowing the Free To Find Truth blog to record 15,000+ page views a day, with only 1600 followers, regardless of the number of new blog entries posted.
Slothing- The laziness to look for a genuine match of more than three digits. Pretty much all the time. Zoologically the origin of the three toed sloth.
Deneil - Denying presentation of gematria to someone acknowledged to be smart and unbiased as independent corroboration of validity. One such person being Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Isurp - Proclamation you're the expert in the absence of an acknowledged authority from history. Often used in conjunction with deneil.
Loophold - The loophole that provides the "out" to explain why 1 can be converted to 34 because ONE=34, but then the evil empire says to stop there instead of continuing the loop with THIRTY-FOUR = 160, ONE HUNDRED SIXTY = 205, etc... Because changing a number once is cool. More than once is just plain fucking stupid.
Attuvism - The recurrence of insulting religion after a brief period of turtling up, claiming you saw the error of your post and have changed for the better.
Rigamyrole - Nickame for the "Manchurian Candidate" athlete who's bred solely for the purpose of rigging sporting events. Obsolete now with automation via invisible drone technology and the upcoming ciphorg technology.
Ciphorg - Androids replacing rigamyroles. Humanoid features and incorporates electromagnetic wave generators, new cipher generators, calculation ability to round accurately to 0 decimal places, ability to create weather delays and a tiny hand held device that goes DING! (So Dan knows to generate numbers. Reference Dr. Who and acronym D.I.N.G., Dan Is Number Generating)
Necrofollowya - The army of the undead raised by Hubbard after he carries through with death threats on his erstwhile* followers that don't get with the program 100% and/or annoy him with one comment he doesn't like.
*Erstwhile means 'in the past', so the undead followers are technically present, but one doubts their effectiveness with the whole being dead thing going on.
Primo Donna (alt. primodonna, Primo Donny, primodonny) - The often vain leader of the comment thread that works in the first prime number list reference.
Shockpuppet - fake account used to agree with the more extreme suggestions nobody else openly admits to due to the "Emperor's New Clothes" mentality. Useful for maintaining order among the ranks so the loyal minions stay loyal minions without becoming less effective necrofollowyas (q.v.).
Viewgle - The division of Google responsible for suppression of YouTube views while simultaneously allowing the Free To Find Truth blog to record 15,000+ page views a day, with only 1600 followers, regardless of the number of new blog entries posted.
Slothing- The laziness to look for a genuine match of more than three digits. Pretty much all the time. Zoologically the origin of the three toed sloth.
Deneil - Denying presentation of gematria to someone acknowledged to be smart and unbiased as independent corroboration of validity. One such person being Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Isurp - Proclamation you're the expert in the absence of an acknowledged authority from history. Often used in conjunction with deneil.
Loophold - The loophole that provides the "out" to explain why 1 can be converted to 34 because ONE=34, but then the evil empire says to stop there instead of continuing the loop with THIRTY-FOUR = 160, ONE HUNDRED SIXTY = 205, etc... Because changing a number once is cool. More than once is just plain fucking stupid.
Attuvism - The recurrence of insulting religion after a brief period of turtling up, claiming you saw the error of your post and have changed for the better.
Rigamyrole - Nickame for the "Manchurian Candidate" athlete who's bred solely for the purpose of rigging sporting events. Obsolete now with automation via invisible drone technology and the upcoming ciphorg technology.
Ciphorg - Androids replacing rigamyroles. Humanoid features and incorporates electromagnetic wave generators, new cipher generators, calculation ability to round accurately to 0 decimal places, ability to create weather delays and a tiny hand held device that goes DING! (So Dan knows to generate numbers. Reference Dr. Who and acronym D.I.N.G., Dan Is Number Generating)
Necrofollowya - The army of the undead raised by Hubbard after he carries through with death threats on his erstwhile* followers that don't get with the program 100% and/or annoy him with one comment he doesn't like.
*Erstwhile means 'in the past', so the undead followers are technically present, but one doubts their effectiveness with the whole being dead thing going on.
Primo Donna (alt. primodonna, Primo Donny, primodonny) - The often vain leader of the comment thread that works in the first prime number list reference.
Shockpuppet - fake account used to agree with the more extreme suggestions nobody else openly admits to due to the "Emperor's New Clothes" mentality. Useful for maintaining order among the ranks so the loyal minions stay loyal minions without becoming less effective necrofollowyas (q.v.).
Personalization In Gematria
In one word describing the use of personalized stories in gematria narratives:
Don't.
It really doesn't do you any favors in the long run.
Let's start with the Kelvinator. His Gematrinator website has an introduction to gematria that explains it's more than just A=1, B=2, ....And being an intro it excludes the weird stuff like this actual comment: "Pi = 3.1416, 3+14+16=33". Which is easily the most astounding combination of misquoting Pi (rounded) partitioning the digits into convenient blocks with no precedent on any kind of a rule in place ahead of time, forcibly arriving at the magic number of 33 and based on investigative work into the history of the practice simply is not gematria. But you do want to recruit new talent. So don't scare them off. (Think John Saxon in Enter the Dragon. I'm the organizer of this super cool martial arts tournament. You do well your fame will spread, you'll get some prize money and maybe a character in the next Mortal Kombat video game. Ohhhhhh! By the way. I'm running a highly illegal drug operation on the side. Cross me and I'll kill your friend and maybe a random cat. Have a nice day!"). Suggest they investigate using gematria in their personal life. You'll be AAMMMMAAAZED at the synchronicity. If you are easily amazed by a constant string of two digit numbers that have an infinite variety of ways to be contrived. Like 3.141592653589793 etc.... equals 33.
You just got your evil martial arts clawed hand attachment (that's another Enter the Dragon reference) into someone. Congratulations. You just created Dan.
Dan gets hooked on a number and based on his blog posts must carry his laptop everywhere, or at least boots it up first thing when he gets home, and looks for the number of the day. And applying the infinite number of ways to alter a number into another number manages to magically find that number. And if the digits show up in a non-gematria setting, like how much lunch cost...the powers that be are speaking to him.
Which makes absolutely no fucking sense. The powers that be are some vaguely identified evil. Did you just avoid some dire calamity? Hah! You can't fool me! I've seen your evil 261! Now stop it, or I'll find 261 somewhere else. And I fail to see how encouraging the misspelling of TABASCO as TOBASCO Sauce and arriving at the magic number of the day helps the overall truth seeking cause. At least the Pi thing had some (weak) camouflage. But from past experience, personalized misspellings count. So let's throw that out there. Surely no potential new recruits. Dandemonium ensues.
Dan offered a rather odd personal story comment recently. He didn't want to offend the new girl at work. She's not ready for "truth" yet. He doesn't need any enemies at work because she's "super Christian". Yeah. Right. Like that should make a difference. It's ok to poison the internet with misspelling TOBASCO and suggesting that baseball players can aim a 105 mph baseball at little girls. But you won't talk to a new co-worker about it. As for the Christian part, I don't even know why he mentioned that. I'm offended. There's lots of words to describe me, but "super Christian" is hardly on the list. Other than Dan's videos that only get watched by the others in his clique there's lots of people offended as seen by the commentary. It's easy to assume based on statistics there's a healthy mix of personalities involved.
He could have taken the more direct approach like Hubbard devoting an entire post to "all Christians are stupid." Which ties into the personalization theme. When he offered the personal story of his donating his gas money to a man he got slammed in the comments by others that thought the same thing I did. Yeah, righhhhhhtttttt. Sure. And he showed gematria on Jesus. How convenient that this personal story that can't be proven contradicts the image manufactured by so much other material. And shortly thereafter it was suggested we would be seeing a new, kinder and gentler Hubbard. Which lasted about 36 hours.
We have easily produced positive reinforcement that over the long haul isn't going to fool anyone with half a brain cell. We have personalized events leading to outright mistakes that appear to count as legitimate gematria. We have personal stories that are dismissed by established lack of credibility. All because a huge problem with gematria is that there really aren't any rules.
Don't.
It really doesn't do you any favors in the long run.
Let's start with the Kelvinator. His Gematrinator website has an introduction to gematria that explains it's more than just A=1, B=2, ....And being an intro it excludes the weird stuff like this actual comment: "Pi = 3.1416, 3+14+16=33". Which is easily the most astounding combination of misquoting Pi (rounded) partitioning the digits into convenient blocks with no precedent on any kind of a rule in place ahead of time, forcibly arriving at the magic number of 33 and based on investigative work into the history of the practice simply is not gematria. But you do want to recruit new talent. So don't scare them off. (Think John Saxon in Enter the Dragon. I'm the organizer of this super cool martial arts tournament. You do well your fame will spread, you'll get some prize money and maybe a character in the next Mortal Kombat video game. Ohhhhhh! By the way. I'm running a highly illegal drug operation on the side. Cross me and I'll kill your friend and maybe a random cat. Have a nice day!"). Suggest they investigate using gematria in their personal life. You'll be AAMMMMAAAZED at the synchronicity. If you are easily amazed by a constant string of two digit numbers that have an infinite variety of ways to be contrived. Like 3.141592653589793 etc.... equals 33.
You just got your evil martial arts clawed hand attachment (that's another Enter the Dragon reference) into someone. Congratulations. You just created Dan.
Dan gets hooked on a number and based on his blog posts must carry his laptop everywhere, or at least boots it up first thing when he gets home, and looks for the number of the day. And applying the infinite number of ways to alter a number into another number manages to magically find that number. And if the digits show up in a non-gematria setting, like how much lunch cost...the powers that be are speaking to him.
Which makes absolutely no fucking sense. The powers that be are some vaguely identified evil. Did you just avoid some dire calamity? Hah! You can't fool me! I've seen your evil 261! Now stop it, or I'll find 261 somewhere else. And I fail to see how encouraging the misspelling of TABASCO as TOBASCO Sauce and arriving at the magic number of the day helps the overall truth seeking cause. At least the Pi thing had some (weak) camouflage. But from past experience, personalized misspellings count. So let's throw that out there. Surely no potential new recruits. Dandemonium ensues.
Dan offered a rather odd personal story comment recently. He didn't want to offend the new girl at work. She's not ready for "truth" yet. He doesn't need any enemies at work because she's "super Christian". Yeah. Right. Like that should make a difference. It's ok to poison the internet with misspelling TOBASCO and suggesting that baseball players can aim a 105 mph baseball at little girls. But you won't talk to a new co-worker about it. As for the Christian part, I don't even know why he mentioned that. I'm offended. There's lots of words to describe me, but "super Christian" is hardly on the list. Other than Dan's videos that only get watched by the others in his clique there's lots of people offended as seen by the commentary. It's easy to assume based on statistics there's a healthy mix of personalities involved.
He could have taken the more direct approach like Hubbard devoting an entire post to "all Christians are stupid." Which ties into the personalization theme. When he offered the personal story of his donating his gas money to a man he got slammed in the comments by others that thought the same thing I did. Yeah, righhhhhhtttttt. Sure. And he showed gematria on Jesus. How convenient that this personal story that can't be proven contradicts the image manufactured by so much other material. And shortly thereafter it was suggested we would be seeing a new, kinder and gentler Hubbard. Which lasted about 36 hours.
We have easily produced positive reinforcement that over the long haul isn't going to fool anyone with half a brain cell. We have personalized events leading to outright mistakes that appear to count as legitimate gematria. We have personal stories that are dismissed by established lack of credibility. All because a huge problem with gematria is that there really aren't any rules.
Thursday, October 19, 2017
Meet The Hubbards
Unless you've been hermetically sealed away from society you've heard of OJ Simpson. And you know exactly why you know the name. Although out of jail, for the rest of his life he'll be known by that name and associated story. I freaking know what his first meal outside prison was. Because it was what the paparazzi reported because everyone wanted to know what the guy who got away with murder ate. It was McDonald's. Two meals.
There are numerous cases of famous names and the stigma associated with them. There's the documentary, "Meet the Hitlers". Some were direct descendants of der Fuhrer. Some just happened to have the name. One, an open about it neo-Nazi, insisted on his right to name his son Adolf. The entire documentary is about the trouble the name causes. Hitler=Bad, regardless of if you are a nice person or not.
Numerology takes this a step further. If you have 58 numerology, you must be a freemason. They created the language. They are in control of everything. And they are really, really, really bad.
Now, considering the sniglet of deflexiom, the numerologist being immune to the negative connotations of a number - there are other good numbers you can claim as your own. Those are MY numbers. I'm ignoring the others.
Now, what if you're name IS Adolf Hitler. The numerology matches 100% across the board. That must mean something, right.
Google this:
Zachary Hubbard child molester.
No, it's not THAT Zachary Hubbard. He's got his own problems. This Hubbard was convicted to 45 years in jail for sexual assault of a nine year old boy. Let me double check. Okay, done. The numerology of Zachary Hubbard still equals Zachary Hubbard. That means something right? The powers that shouldn't be wanted this to happen.
I could go into a detailed narrative of tying them together further with what other details I know. I won't do that, because the point is -
For fuck's sake it's just a name. Not some mystical haven for numbers. As it turns out, a very unhappy tie in for ... both Zachary Hubbard's.
The numerologist version of that name should think about this before giving his next high and mighty speech about how meaningful his "work" is.
There are numerous cases of famous names and the stigma associated with them. There's the documentary, "Meet the Hitlers". Some were direct descendants of der Fuhrer. Some just happened to have the name. One, an open about it neo-Nazi, insisted on his right to name his son Adolf. The entire documentary is about the trouble the name causes. Hitler=Bad, regardless of if you are a nice person or not.
Numerology takes this a step further. If you have 58 numerology, you must be a freemason. They created the language. They are in control of everything. And they are really, really, really bad.
Now, considering the sniglet of deflexiom, the numerologist being immune to the negative connotations of a number - there are other good numbers you can claim as your own. Those are MY numbers. I'm ignoring the others.
Now, what if you're name IS Adolf Hitler. The numerology matches 100% across the board. That must mean something, right.
Google this:
Zachary Hubbard child molester.
No, it's not THAT Zachary Hubbard. He's got his own problems. This Hubbard was convicted to 45 years in jail for sexual assault of a nine year old boy. Let me double check. Okay, done. The numerology of Zachary Hubbard still equals Zachary Hubbard. That means something right? The powers that shouldn't be wanted this to happen.
I could go into a detailed narrative of tying them together further with what other details I know. I won't do that, because the point is -
For fuck's sake it's just a name. Not some mystical haven for numbers. As it turns out, a very unhappy tie in for ... both Zachary Hubbard's.
The numerologist version of that name should think about this before giving his next high and mighty speech about how meaningful his "work" is.
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
The Boldest Sports Prediction Ever
My how generous of you. As the NBA season tips off, Hubbard offers us this bold and outlandish finals prediction.
Cavaliers vs. either the Warriors, Thunder or Rockets.
Wow. Your gematria just happens to coincide with the reason rankings and NBA odds of 4 of the top six teams. Nothing like going out on a limb after taking heavy fire recently for being wrong all the time.
The avoidance of excluding Boston before the ankle injury to Gordon Hayward (faked with drones beaming electromagnetic mind control drugs, no doubt) is offset by making the predictions with limited numerology. Maybe nobody will notice, and you can just make up stuff as the season goes on.
Cavaliers vs. either the Warriors, Thunder or Rockets.
Wow. Your gematria just happens to coincide with the reason rankings and NBA odds of 4 of the top six teams. Nothing like going out on a limb after taking heavy fire recently for being wrong all the time.
The avoidance of excluding Boston before the ankle injury to Gordon Hayward (faked with drones beaming electromagnetic mind control drugs, no doubt) is offset by making the predictions with limited numerology. Maybe nobody will notice, and you can just make up stuff as the season goes on.
Why Not Prove - It's Not Rigged??
My sister wanted to talk to me about Jeopardy! which had a bizarre rarely seen ending last night. The winner walked away with the tidy sum of $1. He was the previous champion from the two previous days. My second reaction (after, "Wow") was that of wonder if it would be proclaimed to be rigged.
Nah. The YouTubers and bloggers want the smoking gun. Did you hear about me? I'm the one that broke the story first that Paddock was actually shooting from the basement! I'm the guy that makes brave knights swoon and women tremble!
And the numbers are rather boring. $1 vs. $0 vs. $0. It's like the exciting conclusion of an hours long soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie. Which unless there's nice injury (ALL sports injuries are fake, you know?) it's not going to get any attention. Dan's the only one consistently reporting on game shows. But unless there's someone dying of cancer or Alex Trebek hits one of the contestants with a 105 mph microphone there's nothing morbid enough to report on. Although the final question on last night's Jepoardy was a "killer".
It's boring. So though not really rigged it's not eye catching enough to draw attention.
But why not twist the script of something that was actually proven to be rigged by conventional means? Surely the evil empire has some use for throwing an innocent man in jail sometime.
Jimmy Gauld was an English footballer that headed up a game throwing con. Eventually, 33(!) players were indicted. That alone screams out freemasonry. Yet, in all this fuss about all professional sports being rigged this has not even been referenced as an aside. "Remember the Jimmy Gauld scandal. He sold his story for £7,000. While blah blah blah blah equals 70 and blah blah blah."
Oh, I get it. I've already listed some of the reasons. It's actually rigged. There's no smoking gun. The story is out of your comfort zone of turning not rigged into rigged. Nobody died directly as a result, unless there's a zombie Sam Peckinpah Bonnie and Clyde style shootout in a movie version. Dan would need some twins or the £ amount of his lunch involved to get interested. And it's English football. You don't mean ALL professional sports are rigged. Just the ones that you like.
That's just one example. Any serious research would include some historical references instead of constant focus on current headlines. The only use for history for these pinheads is declaring something a "tribute" to a past event or misquoting something Pythagoras supposedly was involved in.
Nah. The YouTubers and bloggers want the smoking gun. Did you hear about me? I'm the one that broke the story first that Paddock was actually shooting from the basement! I'm the guy that makes brave knights swoon and women tremble!
And the numbers are rather boring. $1 vs. $0 vs. $0. It's like the exciting conclusion of an hours long soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie. Which unless there's nice injury (ALL sports injuries are fake, you know?) it's not going to get any attention. Dan's the only one consistently reporting on game shows. But unless there's someone dying of cancer or Alex Trebek hits one of the contestants with a 105 mph microphone there's nothing morbid enough to report on. Although the final question on last night's Jepoardy was a "killer".
It's boring. So though not really rigged it's not eye catching enough to draw attention.
But why not twist the script of something that was actually proven to be rigged by conventional means? Surely the evil empire has some use for throwing an innocent man in jail sometime.
Jimmy Gauld was an English footballer that headed up a game throwing con. Eventually, 33(!) players were indicted. That alone screams out freemasonry. Yet, in all this fuss about all professional sports being rigged this has not even been referenced as an aside. "Remember the Jimmy Gauld scandal. He sold his story for £7,000. While blah blah blah blah equals 70 and blah blah blah."
Oh, I get it. I've already listed some of the reasons. It's actually rigged. There's no smoking gun. The story is out of your comfort zone of turning not rigged into rigged. Nobody died directly as a result, unless there's a zombie Sam Peckinpah Bonnie and Clyde style shootout in a movie version. Dan would need some twins or the £ amount of his lunch involved to get interested. And it's English football. You don't mean ALL professional sports are rigged. Just the ones that you like.
That's just one example. Any serious research would include some historical references instead of constant focus on current headlines. The only use for history for these pinheads is declaring something a "tribute" to a past event or misquoting something Pythagoras supposedly was involved in.
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
Broken Collarbone Sidelines Heath Ledger For Season, As Reported By Anderson Cooper
What we have here is a case if getting too greedy. Both within the Jewish Elision, AARON RODGERS = 558 and BROKEN COLLARBONE = 558. Personally, I would have pointed that out and then just dropped the subject. A rare instance of a valid three digit match far larger than the normal values (100-250) coinciding with actual events. For you non sports minded folks, Aaron is a genuine superstar in the NFL and suffered a possible season ending injury via broken collarbone.
But then the video got weird and started going into the freemasonry stuff and of course, cross matching over elisions other than Jewish.
The thing about 558, is that it also happens to be evenly divisible by 6 and since it's really just 93 on performance enhancing drugs it's right around the range for other names. So even though it's too difficult to pass up misquoting the distance of the Sun to the Earth we have to wonder why the powers that shouldn't be created BROKEN COLLARBONE in our language specifically for Rodgers injury.
In Jewish, ANDERSON COOPER also has the decency to equal 558. One wonders why Scott van Pelt is telling me about this instead of Anderson Cooper. Especially since Cooper's news reporting show is subtitled 360 and there hasn't been a good misquoted Pi reference lately. You could misquote Sun and Pi in the same narrative. That would be cool.
In English elision, HEATH LEDGER is 558. Yet apparently his death had to do with drugs and not a broken collarbone. Unless he decides to come back as a zombie the chances of him playing Aaron Rodgers in a movie are pretty small. Although the drugs would be a good explanation of the conversion of 93 into 558. The movie version could be a Super Bowl story with NICKI MINAJ = 558 performing. Breaks her collarbone. Spinal cord damage. Turns into a zombie. And we've come full circle. Back to 360 and Cooper.
For the non-evil who don't purposefully twist the narrative into the macabre, we have some slot machine style partial reinforcement. Here's one instance where the basic story of Rodgers and the collarbone breakage actually works. But the greedy nature of insisting on 8,410,284,776 different numbering systems allows lots of options that don't make any sense, except possibly in hindsight.
But then the video got weird and started going into the freemasonry stuff and of course, cross matching over elisions other than Jewish.
The thing about 558, is that it also happens to be evenly divisible by 6 and since it's really just 93 on performance enhancing drugs it's right around the range for other names. So even though it's too difficult to pass up misquoting the distance of the Sun to the Earth we have to wonder why the powers that shouldn't be created BROKEN COLLARBONE in our language specifically for Rodgers injury.
In Jewish, ANDERSON COOPER also has the decency to equal 558. One wonders why Scott van Pelt is telling me about this instead of Anderson Cooper. Especially since Cooper's news reporting show is subtitled 360 and there hasn't been a good misquoted Pi reference lately. You could misquote Sun and Pi in the same narrative. That would be cool.
In English elision, HEATH LEDGER is 558. Yet apparently his death had to do with drugs and not a broken collarbone. Unless he decides to come back as a zombie the chances of him playing Aaron Rodgers in a movie are pretty small. Although the drugs would be a good explanation of the conversion of 93 into 558. The movie version could be a Super Bowl story with NICKI MINAJ = 558 performing. Breaks her collarbone. Spinal cord damage. Turns into a zombie. And we've come full circle. Back to 360 and Cooper.
For the non-evil who don't purposefully twist the narrative into the macabre, we have some slot machine style partial reinforcement. Here's one instance where the basic story of Rodgers and the collarbone breakage actually works. But the greedy nature of insisting on 8,410,284,776 different numbering systems allows lots of options that don't make any sense, except possibly in hindsight.
Monday, October 16, 2017
Trolling
I finally did it. Months after it went into the planning stages, I trolled. I'm not particularly fond of the idea of trolling. Often just degenerates into a flame war of "No, YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD!" arguments. The critics too often just offer "You're crazy.". Gematria authors offer, well, gematria. Which says enough about their credibility.
Just because I'm not overly fond of it doesn't mean I won't do it. I just needed the proper motivation.
I'm so fucking sick of this 113 always means dishonest/mainstream storyline.
So let's see what I can do about it.
Trolling individual blog posts and videos isn't to terribly effective. They love that. The loyal minions have a field day retaliating on the so-called troll, no matter how rational and well put the argument is presented. The videos don't last long because the Bavarian Illuminati is out to get them. Except I know one that's a couple of months old that looks like it may be around until the author voluntarily pulls it. Colleen, 113 - The code for "this is fake".
Collie burst on the scene a couple months ago with several vids of just typing in numbers into the Kelvinator's spreadsheet. No condescending dialogue. Some new agey music in the background for the audio. Received the Hubbard seal of approval and a link to the YouTube channel on his blog. That's good enough for me as a stamp of approval for officially approved gematria content.
The first two phrases that equal 113? THE DIVINE DISTORTION and WAGE WAR BY WAY OF DECEPTION.
Congratulations. You just PhraseShopped. I've become an expert. Some of my retorts are better than others. If you want the full list, for now you can check the video yourself. Google " Colleen 113 Youtube" should get you there.
I've already gone over "Reverse reduced cipher" =113 in reverse reduced. PRIME NUMBERS CIPHER and REVERSE ORDINAL SYSTEM also equal 113. Guess they're dishonest, too. I made sure to take some pot shots at some of the big users. I made sure to cover "NON-MAINSTREAM". And reminded that VERACIOUS equals 113. I've got "truther" covered for a future update. TRUTHER GEMATRIA BLOG = 113. I've got more than a dozen ready to add. Once every week or two.
Then as time goes on other videos that have sat idle with their misinformation waiting to be found will be trolled with the same list. Maybe bits and pieces like colleen, maybe all at once. I haven't decided.
As for challenging the validity of my list - don't. My phrases are no weirder than colleen's I shared here. As for PhraseShopping. It's done every single day. John = xxx, Smith = xxx, John Smith = xxx. That's the most common. Not content with a billion different elisions you now have three different words for one person. They must love British terror acts. Great Britain, Britain, British, United Kingdom, UK, England. The NIPTUCKS could never come to an agreement on one.
And I did colleen a favor. Since the first comment a couple of weeks ago there's been 20 views of the video when it had sat idle for weeks. These guys are obsessed with page views.
It's just a number that means nothing. Pretty easy too get. It's not too low and not too high. And my 20ish or so list has just one 1103 in it. I haven't even touched how 131 = 113. Yet.
Just because I'm not overly fond of it doesn't mean I won't do it. I just needed the proper motivation.
I'm so fucking sick of this 113 always means dishonest/mainstream storyline.
So let's see what I can do about it.
Trolling individual blog posts and videos isn't to terribly effective. They love that. The loyal minions have a field day retaliating on the so-called troll, no matter how rational and well put the argument is presented. The videos don't last long because the Bavarian Illuminati is out to get them. Except I know one that's a couple of months old that looks like it may be around until the author voluntarily pulls it. Colleen, 113 - The code for "this is fake".
Collie burst on the scene a couple months ago with several vids of just typing in numbers into the Kelvinator's spreadsheet. No condescending dialogue. Some new agey music in the background for the audio. Received the Hubbard seal of approval and a link to the YouTube channel on his blog. That's good enough for me as a stamp of approval for officially approved gematria content.
The first two phrases that equal 113? THE DIVINE DISTORTION and WAGE WAR BY WAY OF DECEPTION.
Congratulations. You just PhraseShopped. I've become an expert. Some of my retorts are better than others. If you want the full list, for now you can check the video yourself. Google " Colleen 113 Youtube" should get you there.
I've already gone over "Reverse reduced cipher" =113 in reverse reduced. PRIME NUMBERS CIPHER and REVERSE ORDINAL SYSTEM also equal 113. Guess they're dishonest, too. I made sure to take some pot shots at some of the big users. I made sure to cover "NON-MAINSTREAM". And reminded that VERACIOUS equals 113. I've got "truther" covered for a future update. TRUTHER GEMATRIA BLOG = 113. I've got more than a dozen ready to add. Once every week or two.
Then as time goes on other videos that have sat idle with their misinformation waiting to be found will be trolled with the same list. Maybe bits and pieces like colleen, maybe all at once. I haven't decided.
As for challenging the validity of my list - don't. My phrases are no weirder than colleen's I shared here. As for PhraseShopping. It's done every single day. John = xxx, Smith = xxx, John Smith = xxx. That's the most common. Not content with a billion different elisions you now have three different words for one person. They must love British terror acts. Great Britain, Britain, British, United Kingdom, UK, England. The NIPTUCKS could never come to an agreement on one.
And I did colleen a favor. Since the first comment a couple of weeks ago there's been 20 views of the video when it had sat idle for weeks. These guys are obsessed with page views.
It's just a number that means nothing. Pretty easy too get. It's not too low and not too high. And my 20ish or so list has just one 1103 in it. I haven't even touched how 131 = 113. Yet.
Sunday, October 15, 2017
The Technology Scifier
That's "Sci-Fier", not cipher. If it was creation of a new numbering system for incredible technology it would be cipher, or the Harlan Elision, as discussed previously.
You shouldn't try to avoid my monthly factual error award. It's a pretty big honor. And starting this month you get a paper mache troll statue.
You don't want to insult people's intelligence by saying that the hurricane struck Puerto Rico because Attu moves in mysterious ways. Instead you explain it away with technology. This is the 21st century. Before you know it Buck Rogers will wake up, shag Erin Gray and help Cartman get his Nimtendo Wii. The technology is amazing in gematria narratives.
I think.
Because although with unerring certainty of the existence of the technology, the details of the way it actually works are pretty sparse.
Electromagnetic fields
Used in football and basketball. This explains how receivers who are supposedly super human and shouldn't need any assistance have a ball guided into the hoop or a receiver's hands. Or miss the target. Just so the numerology works up. You don't want Odell Beckham to suddenly grow a conscience or forget the script at the key moment. The key detail missing is exactly what is being magnetized in the ball. I double checked the periodic table of elements for magnarubber, and it's still not there.
Drones
Used in baseball. It explains how balls are aimed to the desired location. Well, I guess the baseball division of the evil sports cabal didn't get to use the magnetic fields. Or maybe the drones are so super secret that they're still being tested. Because they must also be invisible, emit mind controlling signals or pump out hallucinogenic chemtrails because NOBODY ever sees them. They also might be involved in Holly Jablonowski's ( ❤ ) explanation on how Aaron Judge grew nearly half a foot in time for Correa's home run last night. Again, no firm details. Just drones. Not allowed to talk much about it, that would be.....droning on.
Weather Control
I'm glad hurricane season is almost over. I'm so frigging sick of weather tech stuff. Just like everything in sports that disappears in the off season we won't also have to hear about the many incredible facets of weather tech. Apparently earthquakes are now part of the weather tech branch of the evil empire. One thing I can be sure of is the evil empire does love Holly....er....a dark and stormy night. They never make a sunny day free from some kind of disaster. Indeed, good weather ruins their company picnic.
Video Views
Hubbard and sock puppet Unknown Warrior both reported half a million page views on a video that got pulled by YouTube after only being up 18 hours. Amazing how he hasn't topped more than about 10k on any other video, and the one up the shortest time gets so much more attention. That's some serious mocking. Artificially inflate the views (with the magnetic air used in sports balls?) then pull it just to mock him. Especially mean since they usually do the opposite and suppress his page views. Or so he says.
Temperature recording
Let's not forget that we know exactly what temperature it is everywhere on Venus at all times. I'm jealous. My phone and my car report different temperatures, as much as 4-5 degrees. And I thought their technology was good.
You shouldn't try to avoid my monthly factual error award. It's a pretty big honor. And starting this month you get a paper mache troll statue.
You don't want to insult people's intelligence by saying that the hurricane struck Puerto Rico because Attu moves in mysterious ways. Instead you explain it away with technology. This is the 21st century. Before you know it Buck Rogers will wake up, shag Erin Gray and help Cartman get his Nimtendo Wii. The technology is amazing in gematria narratives.
I think.
Because although with unerring certainty of the existence of the technology, the details of the way it actually works are pretty sparse.
Electromagnetic fields
Used in football and basketball. This explains how receivers who are supposedly super human and shouldn't need any assistance have a ball guided into the hoop or a receiver's hands. Or miss the target. Just so the numerology works up. You don't want Odell Beckham to suddenly grow a conscience or forget the script at the key moment. The key detail missing is exactly what is being magnetized in the ball. I double checked the periodic table of elements for magnarubber, and it's still not there.
Drones
Used in baseball. It explains how balls are aimed to the desired location. Well, I guess the baseball division of the evil sports cabal didn't get to use the magnetic fields. Or maybe the drones are so super secret that they're still being tested. Because they must also be invisible, emit mind controlling signals or pump out hallucinogenic chemtrails because NOBODY ever sees them. They also might be involved in Holly Jablonowski's ( ❤ ) explanation on how Aaron Judge grew nearly half a foot in time for Correa's home run last night. Again, no firm details. Just drones. Not allowed to talk much about it, that would be.....droning on.
Weather Control
I'm glad hurricane season is almost over. I'm so frigging sick of weather tech stuff. Just like everything in sports that disappears in the off season we won't also have to hear about the many incredible facets of weather tech. Apparently earthquakes are now part of the weather tech branch of the evil empire. One thing I can be sure of is the evil empire does love Holly....er....a dark and stormy night. They never make a sunny day free from some kind of disaster. Indeed, good weather ruins their company picnic.
Video Views
Hubbard and sock puppet Unknown Warrior both reported half a million page views on a video that got pulled by YouTube after only being up 18 hours. Amazing how he hasn't topped more than about 10k on any other video, and the one up the shortest time gets so much more attention. That's some serious mocking. Artificially inflate the views (with the magnetic air used in sports balls?) then pull it just to mock him. Especially mean since they usually do the opposite and suppress his page views. Or so he says.
Temperature recording
Let's not forget that we know exactly what temperature it is everywhere on Venus at all times. I'm jealous. My phone and my car report different temperatures, as much as 4-5 degrees. And I thought their technology was good.
Saturday, October 14, 2017
Gematria Sniglets
Germatrianation - The growth, or rather the sudden creation of a brand new never before used cipher/elision.
Shillakcking - Utter defeat of or by a shill in the comments section of a gematria blog post or video.
Trolloop - A fake account, usually represented by a hot female avatar, created to continue a fake argument with oneself. Also, that conversation itself.
Hubbcap - a thinking cap that doesn't work.
Twrofer - A truther that simultaneously holds two conflicting beliefs. Like flat earth and using GPS coordinates in numerology. As difficult to understand logically as it is to pronounce.
Jewry Making - The practice of crafting gematria narratives of distinctively non-Jewish people around the claim they are a Jew. (Recent examples, John Oliver, Kathy Griffin, Ben Affleck)
Deflexiom - An axiom that the author of a gematria narrative is immune by deflection to the negative connotations of a number, even if they use the negative connotations themselves. For example, all in simple ordinal.
ZACH = 38, JEW =38
HUBBARD = 56, FAGGOT = 56
Although JEW FAGGOT and ZACH HUBBARD both equal 94, his go to insult is "kike faggot".
Literalcy - Contradicting your intelligence claims by grammatical or factual errors. Named in honor of the Strykes V3 chap who compared the value of gematria to literacy. Then proceeded to talk about a person *whose* read the blogs and watched the videos. That's *who's*, dumbass. This will likely be deleted since the shelf life of a Hubbard video channel is about nine days. But I got the screenshot. (This is the right word for the Kelvinator bragging on passing the Wunderlich (sic) test.
Asiten - Because asinine isn't big enough to describe the stupidity of boiling down everything into a two or three digit number. And 9 is only one digit.
Unchanneling - the habit of repeating the same mistakes over and over to continually get your YouTube channel deleted. Being deleted is a badge of honor to these guys, like spray painting graffiti on train cars by gang members, you aren't cool if you haven't had a channel deleted.
Blackfire - The critical backlash from sharing a story that intends to show you aren't racist when everyone knows otherwise. (See Hubbard's post yesterday about the spirit of Jesus and the nearly two hundred comments.)
Supphosition - An argument that doesn't have a leg to stand on, thus not able to have support hose applied. Synonymous with gematria.
Maledictorian - "mal" the Latin root for bad, the expert that graduated at the top of the gematria class. The best. Not sure who it is. They all pretty much suck at it. But, look what they have to work with.
Nonthirtythreephobia - Just like triskaidekaphobia describes fear of 13, this is fear of having the number 33 not showing up and the great lengths to manufacture it. Like the Las Vegas shooter's floor#.
That will do for now. This certain can be revisited in the future.
Shillakcking - Utter defeat of or by a shill in the comments section of a gematria blog post or video.
Trolloop - A fake account, usually represented by a hot female avatar, created to continue a fake argument with oneself. Also, that conversation itself.
Hubbcap - a thinking cap that doesn't work.
Twrofer - A truther that simultaneously holds two conflicting beliefs. Like flat earth and using GPS coordinates in numerology. As difficult to understand logically as it is to pronounce.
Jewry Making - The practice of crafting gematria narratives of distinctively non-Jewish people around the claim they are a Jew. (Recent examples, John Oliver, Kathy Griffin, Ben Affleck)
Deflexiom - An axiom that the author of a gematria narrative is immune by deflection to the negative connotations of a number, even if they use the negative connotations themselves. For example, all in simple ordinal.
ZACH = 38, JEW =38
HUBBARD = 56, FAGGOT = 56
Although JEW FAGGOT and ZACH HUBBARD both equal 94, his go to insult is "kike faggot".
Literalcy - Contradicting your intelligence claims by grammatical or factual errors. Named in honor of the Strykes V3 chap who compared the value of gematria to literacy. Then proceeded to talk about a person *whose* read the blogs and watched the videos. That's *who's*, dumbass. This will likely be deleted since the shelf life of a Hubbard video channel is about nine days. But I got the screenshot. (This is the right word for the Kelvinator bragging on passing the Wunderlich (sic) test.
Asiten - Because asinine isn't big enough to describe the stupidity of boiling down everything into a two or three digit number. And 9 is only one digit.
Unchanneling - the habit of repeating the same mistakes over and over to continually get your YouTube channel deleted. Being deleted is a badge of honor to these guys, like spray painting graffiti on train cars by gang members, you aren't cool if you haven't had a channel deleted.
Blackfire - The critical backlash from sharing a story that intends to show you aren't racist when everyone knows otherwise. (See Hubbard's post yesterday about the spirit of Jesus and the nearly two hundred comments.)
Supphosition - An argument that doesn't have a leg to stand on, thus not able to have support hose applied. Synonymous with gematria.
Maledictorian - "mal" the Latin root for bad, the expert that graduated at the top of the gematria class. The best. Not sure who it is. They all pretty much suck at it. But, look what they have to work with.
Nonthirtythreephobia - Just like triskaidekaphobia describes fear of 13, this is fear of having the number 33 not showing up and the great lengths to manufacture it. Like the Las Vegas shooter's floor#.
That will do for now. This certain can be revisited in the future.
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