Monday, September 10, 2018

How To Make Money Betting The Spread In Football With Gematria

Football season has kicked off and we’ve got all the important information flowing in!  Completely as expected.

Sorry for repeating myself, but as usual my prediction is right.  The basic format is still holding true with dozens/hundreds of comments pouring in.  Everything is the same old story.  Conflicting information is posted preceding the game.  Bits and pieces are correct as far as getting the winner.  Bits and pieces are wrong.

So again, I say,

1). If you are right, declare victory and gloat.
2a). If you are wrong, find the supporting evidence and whine about how they flipped the script to make you look bad.
2b). Ignore that they didn’t flip the script for the people that pick the winner.
3). And for the sake of the Organic Matrix and it’s wondrous avatar, Attu the Turtle don’t actually bet any money on the point spread.  Licensed gambling knows what they are doing and they’ve made a gazillion $$ off people that think they have some sort of system that works.  And if you think that a system like gematria where you’re either right or wrong with full justification AFTER the box score is finalized works, you’re an idiot and you deserve to lose your money.  I can produce two and three digit numbers for every game after it’s over.  I can justify being wrong with the “Golden Hammer” of mockery through flipping the script after the game is over.

But wait.  Didn’t you say you were going to tell me how to make money??

Oh yeah.  That’s not so easy.  But with a time investment you can do it.  It’s the time investment that separates the frauds from the clueless.

So I was walking my dog with some friends on Tuesday, and I was regaled with a story of a relative who was a professional gambler and almost always came back a winner from his casino trips.  The story was ruined by bringing blackjack into the mix which is akin to betting the spread on sports.  The House has a clearly defined matuematical edge over the long haul.  If you did nothing but gamble games like that you will inevitably lose as your time spent approaches infinity.  But, he did mention poker.  And his words ring true.  You aren’t just playing The House, you have various degrees of poker skill sitting at the table.

The House makes there money with a percent off every pot.  They don’t give a damn if one player is better and/or luckier at any time.  The real key is that you need a lot of sheep.  Clueless?  Actually.  No.  You need people that have some level of skill that vastly overestimate the skill that they have.  That way they keep coming back for more.

Gematria is perfectly designed for overestimation of skill.  Spend some time on your own and share your own personal magic numbers nobody else noticed.  Get a slap on the ass and a high five from the gang.  And the blogs don’t require actually paying money, at least not directly paying to read something like FTFM.

The gambling outlets don’t give a fuck where you got the info you’re using, just your presence is needed and the big bucks come rolling in.  Gematria doesn’t care if you actually believe that the Freemason, solar eclipses and celebrity deaths are part of the plan.  Just your presence is needed.  Whether for some weird sort of reverse trolling attention gathering or actually trying to make a buck of your services, you have to give them something.

So, gather together a group of sheep.  Not the totally clueless who find it too weird that the Freemasons are flipping the script on each football game.  But a group of weak minded who don’t realize that deep down the information provided to them is useless.  Then through shameless self promotion and badgering finally start suggesting you need to be paid for it.  Open up a fundraiser.  Ask for donations.  Sell t-shirts.  It’s all a matter of time investment and how many people are sold on the idea that the Sandy Hook shooting has some bearing on football.  Make your money by watching the sheep betting the spread.

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