We’ve got a FTFM post about organic matter found on Mars with ‘Organic’ in quotes so this is a good bet for the factual error of the month. It should be and sort of is, but the promising start is ruined.
First of all, I was extremely hopeful that this would clearly tie in some science numbers with the Organic Matrix. Other than an occasional disingenous “I’m a nice guy, look at what I did!” synchronicity post we don’t get much of that from Hubbard. But no, outer space = Freemasons. They can’t keep there filthy mitts off anything except a good sports mocking failure. The Organic Matrix is still firmly in the territory staked out by the Gematrinator and Dan. And try as they might to generate wider interest most of the hardcore regulars on FTFM don’t seem to give a hoot.
And instead of trying to throw in DNA for organics and orbital speeds we have a huge Freemason let down, simply because that’s the lazy, easily produced match already in the shoehorned database.
But, in the comments, Casey Jones didn’t watch that speed he smoked before posting about Mars going into retrograde on the 26th and the other planets that will. Backed up by a rare citation. Of an astrologer. On a science oriented post.
Normally the gematria and actual science incompatibility is a way to introduce science terms for the pseudoscience illusion of technical credibility. So here’s a lazy, indirect of riding some coat comet tails of letting astrology doing the heavy lifting and throwing out the word “retrograde”. Which as is the norm for pseudoscience very cool sounding, but rather meaningless.
I retrograded your paper and give you a D-
Because it’s all an optical illusion. No planet actually changes the way it moves about. Things like gravity and stuff. It just looks like it’s moving differently.
This could very well be the time honored misconception that astrology and astronomy have some legitimate connections. That’s what astrology peddlers rely on. Rather useless for gematria, because once you get past the problems with, say, the numerology of 9/11 and your left without your crutch to talk about melting points of steel and holograms, you’re still left with trying to explain astronomy problems. Like how a looooonnnngg time from now the constellations as we know them will be unrecognizable. Or if your just trying to use the “symbolism” angle and astrology counts for the Organic Matrix...good luck. My horoscope was pretty vague when I checked an hour ago. Oh wait! That’s why they exist! Because they’re vague and wide open to interpretation. Dan would have an aneurysm trying to get through a Christmas gift of an astrology text.
I imagine that there is some danger in pointing out that astrology is underutilized. You don’t here much about how the ball game is being played during the star sign of Ares and the Rams,blah, blah, blah baa, baa, baa. We did get all that Chinese calendar nonsense so someone might hijack this post and the next time a new team makes the playoffs they’re the virgin team... bingo! Virgo. I never thought about that! What a great idea! Until that happens I will just fantasize about a Chinese calendar versus Western calendar cage match and imagine how the scorpion will fare against the snake, and such. And ahead of time I point out that the retrograde times apply to college teams since the opposite of retrograde is pro-grade. The symbolism is clear.
I retrograded your paper and give you a D-
Because it’s all an optical illusion. No planet actually changes the way it moves about. Things like gravity and stuff. It just looks like it’s moving differently.
This could very well be the time honored misconception that astrology and astronomy have some legitimate connections. That’s what astrology peddlers rely on. Rather useless for gematria, because once you get past the problems with, say, the numerology of 9/11 and your left without your crutch to talk about melting points of steel and holograms, you’re still left with trying to explain astronomy problems. Like how a looooonnnngg time from now the constellations as we know them will be unrecognizable. Or if your just trying to use the “symbolism” angle and astrology counts for the Organic Matrix...good luck. My horoscope was pretty vague when I checked an hour ago. Oh wait! That’s why they exist! Because they’re vague and wide open to interpretation. Dan would have an aneurysm trying to get through a Christmas gift of an astrology text.
I imagine that there is some danger in pointing out that astrology is underutilized. You don’t here much about how the ball game is being played during the star sign of Ares and the Rams,
Hey brother!! Thanks for the shoutout. I've been on Zach's shitlist since day 1. There was this whole thing with his "truther" site All4truth yada yada yada that I won't get into.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, I do recognize that retrograde motion is an optical illusion. But take this into account. Chris Cornell, most notable for "Black Hole Sun" dies on the day that Saturn is going retrograde in front of the Milky Way's Black Hole aka the Golden Gate, the Galactic Center, Sagittarius A*. Something you haven't seen that is maybe a little more scientific is that of lunar sidereal months and lunar synodic months. I may just stick to the lunar sidereal month but it seems to be important to this prediction Zach has made for August 11th. So there was a full Moon in the astrological Golden Gate on June 17th. In fact the Moon was right at peak illumination as it passed in front of the Golden Gate. On this day Gloria Vanderbilt passed away. It was a date leaving 197 days remaining and her son Anderson Cooper was 19,007 days old and the Golden Gate Bridge, if you count the days from the opening ceremony, turned 1097 lunar sidereal months old that day as well. You get the 1097 by taking the date span and dividing it by the number of days in a lunar sidereal month which is 27.321661. The Galactic Center is at 266° of the ecliptic using the J2000 system. Vanderbilt a few days later would win the college world series on 26/6. Also keep in mind that the official song for the opening ceremony of the Golden Gate Bridge was "There's a Silver Moon in the Golden Gate". Using stellarium you can see that the evening before the opening ceremony that indeed the Moon was in the Golden Gate. Zach seems to gloss over these more fine tuned observations for whatever the reason. Probably because it would fly over the heads of his general audience. Anyways, thought I'd come and throw out a response. You deserve more feedback. You put a lot of effort into this and you're right about so many things like the fact that Zach often predicts the possibility of both outcomes so when whoever wins he can say "you weren't paying attention" or "I told you" so like the grade A douchehat that he is. There's some special stuff going on with Jupiter too that I may get into later whether you're interested or not bwahahahaha.