Blood Is Satanic

Of course it is.  You can’t have a really great Satanic ritual without a blood sacrifice.  The victim of the day is Tab Hunter, who after finding out that Tab has been nearly completely replaced by Diet Coke could not hunt it down easily, got a blood clot and suffered a fatal cardiac arrest.  The irony being that he was described in life  as a heartthrob.  That goes right up there with Robert Cade  the creator of Gatorade dying of kidney failure.

The disadvantage of making a collage with Google Photo Assistant again has cropped off some of the material.  But, there’s enough that you can get the gist of what’s going on.  Marian Marcus develops a story about Hunter, the Yankees since his notable role was in Damn Yankees!, and the clot.  Seamus Dickey calls it out for being contrived and Marcus shoots back.  If anything is missing that I wish was there is that specifically a complaint was made about using 186=86.  For now the comment thread is intact on FTFM.

I wish that the word contrived hadn’t been used already since it’s a dead ringer for description of the story.  As my Tab Hunter pun is contrived, forced to make the punchline fit, I can’t stake a claim to originating it here.  So sad.

What Seamus missed is that 186=86 is not the most awful point to complain about.  How about describing to me how BL(OO)D CL(O)T=OOO=(1+5)(1+5)(1+5)=666.  That’s textbook contrivance.    You’ve started off with creating a vowels only elision which makes a nice companion to the David Lanza consonants only form used just once long ago by Hubbard.  Then reduced it and instead of adding 6+6+6=18 like normal, chained the sixes together to create 666.

And you haven’t even really said what the 666 is supposed to mean.  I’m just guessing it’s supposed to be Satanic since nobody will come right out and say that all triple digits are important just because they are triple digits.

Time to play the guessing game on how this came to be.  They are well aware that in ordinal F, O and X are the three letters that are or reduce to 6.  X’s just jump right out at them since they have other special uses like Roman numeral 10 and porn and shape of a cross.  FOX news is often quoted as being 666.  So now monkey see O, monkey use O.  Convenient that there are exactly three of them in BLOOD CLOT.  The consonants can just _U__ O__.

So now by applying some good old fashioned Damfil style logic let’s work on helping with the cause.  And sadly, as there’s nobody like a Hubbard or Gematrinator to step in and tell people to knock it off with the “everything is a match” mentality, these could actually appear.  Heck, maybe they already have.

Blood plasma is Satanic.  There’s no red blood cells, hence N(O) C(O)L(O)R=OOO.
Type O blood is Satanic.  (O) BL(OO)D=OOO.
A DOORKNOB has NO BLOOD.  Three O’s each!  That’s got to mean something!
Thankfully COCKATOOS have an A thrown in there, so they’re safe for now.  Although that would go along nicely in the NWO Air Force along with the lorikeet, the NWO bird of terror.  We’ll fix that in a minute.
Depending on how many hugs and kisses you give those are Satanic.  Hugs and kisses mean love, which means heart which means blood.  Any combination of three X’s and O’S as hugs and kisses are 666.

Let’s get back to all blood being Satanic.  Type O blood, check we got that.  Now, the ABO blood type classification system.  All blood is essentially type O.  If it’s Type A or B or AB there’s an extra antigen or two.  So in A BLOOD or B BLOOD replace the A or B with an O to get to O BLOOD.  For AB BLOOD, first use the eliminate consonants elision to get rid of the B.  Then convert the A to O.

As for our Satanic cockatoo friends.  Animals do not have the same ABO blood protein set up as humans, so get rid of the A!  Now we’re ready for some serious evil bird cross breeding hybrids.

Very contrived and not very different from “proof” that is actually presented.  Because NO PROOF=OOO=666 and that’s evil.