Vortex Math

I got to learmed me sumthing news today! I never heard of Vortex Math before and I thought this was something totally nonexistent like Satanic math and it's real!!!!!!!


Real as in the sense that it's been created, not real in the sense that it works or truly means anything.
http://goodmath.scientopia.org/2013/11/12/vortex-math-returns/
For those of you who hate the math so much you absolutely refuse to look at that link, Vortex Math is a bunch of nonsense extrapolated out of the fact that we typically use a base 10 numbering system since our reptoid alien robot clone masters(don't ask) chopped off two of our twelve fingers leaving behind ten and it just got real handy to use that number.


Actually, I'll take an unplanned side break about how magical base 10 is. It's really about the number 9. There are lots of variations, but here's an old "magic" trick you've probably been amused by when you were a young 'un. Mystify your friends:
https://www.mathsisfun.com/1089.html
The math has to work. IF you use base 10. Before our reptoid slave masters (really, don't ask, you really, really don't want to know) did the hack job on our hands we would have probably used base 12, thereby making the magic math be related to eleven instead of nine.


Now, the funny thing about math, which is mentioned in the first link, is that it's really just a structured way to view PATTERN RECOGNITION. I believe I mentioned that for the umpteenth time yesterday. Why Vortex Math doesn't really add value is that just like gematria picking arbitrary reference points the perspective changes. Nine versus eleven. Talking about Vortex math is a wonderful way to look sciency and ermm...the creator suggested that some of the patterns were an obvious signature of God. That's a lovely combination of disparate concepts that worked well for Scientology. For awhile.


Here's some arbitrary gematria math reference points.
1). The Mexico earthquake yesterday was related to mileage from Mexico City. The world is a big place. Kilometer fanboys are pissed. Interesting that the accompanying screenshot of the news article didn't mention the distance of the quake in miles from Mexico City. (Edit - my bad, it is.)
2). The date for Super Bowl 52 is used still, and was weeks to months in advance. Who knows when it will stop being about SB 52 and start being SB 53. (I'm guessing after the NBA finals is over).
3). Anything about Pi.
4). Whether a date span includes the end date or not. Or both.


Again, there's no playbook that says what's legal and what's stupid. On the extreme, let's go back to our reptoid overlords. These tyrannical bastards, alien T. Wrecks, chopped off fingers. They could have used their superior Jim Carrey cloning technology (really, don't ask) and added fingers. Base 13 would be a lovely start because 13 gets a bad rap and needs a little bit of love. Or how about 14? Or how about keeping adding one until your brain explodes? Math covers different reference points, but acknowledges that base 10 is the king. And if you've been following it's now obvious how Tyrannosaurus Rex got it's name. The base 10 lizard.


The video comment I saw this Vortex math business specifically tells Hubbard to check out the magic relation between 2 and 7. Guess what 2+7 equals. If the reference point changes away from base 10 - the magic is gone. He does proudly proclaim knowledge of Vortex math, which isn't really anything to brag about. If you understand the math then you know it's no big deal, which kind of spoils the mystery of choosing arbitrary reference points. This is lumped in with the Mexican earthquake video commentary.


If we're allowed to change to other numbering systems (octal has been used) you literally have an infinite number of reference points to choose from. Therefore literally infinite gematria values. Better stick to just base 10 and keep the mystique alive a little bit longer. That way our reptoid overlords will not rise up from the bowels of the Earth to smite us. They still haven't gotten over the Attunic wars fomented by how many claws a turtle has and what numbering system reptiles use. (For the record, Attu the Wonder Turtle loves base 10).