The Biggest Exception To The Lack Of Rules, Ever

I made a mental note that certain (misnamed) ciphers had not popped up on my radar screen in some time. These seemingly random letter exceptions to the basic rules. The basic calculator on Gematrinator still has some. For example the S exception is full reduction except the letter s is reduced from 19 to 10, but stays at 10 instead of being further reduced to 1.


I know I saw r being treated specially. And I remembered clearly that Dan used an H exception because of the obviously PhraseShopped Jesus H. Christ. Thanks to the miracle of search engine technology I found the original post. Skull and Crossbones stuff. Jesus H. Christ (H exception)=93=Saturn.


Vindicated by verifying the villainous verbiage I tried to understand how the PhraseShopped words matched the total. Because H being 8 wouldn't be reduced. Reversed of 19, still doesn't logically reduce to the 93 total.


So back to the drawing board. Great. Just great. I'm going to have to put up with the Kelvinator's monotone and watch the spreadsheet tutorials. Maybe I'll find the different preexisting (misnamed) ciphers for what letters used to be special. Maybe a gematria warning label cautioning how they should be judiciously applied since there are already 875,426,217 other ciphers to chose from.


Well there you go. There's no need to have them anymore. The Gematrinator spreadsheet has built into it the ability to make 16 custom (misnamed) ciphers.


Just like in Jurassic Park, because you can do something doesn't mean you should. This was a poorly conceived notion. Because not figuratively, you literally can make any word or phrase equal any number you want. You want to say that George W. Bush was responsible for  9/11? Make the special (misnamed) cipher be W=9112001 and everything else 0.


This is surely not reasonable and other than competition for the Jenna Coleman game for amusement purposes, should never have been suggested. Now you have to face the lamprey argument over what is a meaningful (misnamed) cipher and what isn't.


For the most part what's prepackaged makes some sense. As much sense as can be expected in the gematriverse. I'm shocked that instead of just spoon-fed individual systems that all in one fell swoop any individual number has been made meaningless. The shock absorber though is the reason I was poking around to begin with. The trend to create more and more systems to get more numbers to get more matches.


Create a new (misnamed) cipher! Declare a new age of prosperity! Everyone gets a cookie and 5 billion credits! Shame that because the economy is all fucked up now a one pound bag of avocados costs 60,000 credits instead of 5 like it used to. And don't even begin to think you can afford the microwaveable lamprey topping pizza.


Here's a thought for you. Try limiting a single event to matches just using one or even two systems. From now on.