Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Satanic Name Club, Celebrity Edition

To reinforce yesterday's post and to have a bit of fun, let's think about celebrity names. As soon as someone dies, numerology is done on famous people. Nobody cares about 85 year old Joe Schmoe in the nursing home. Celebrities make news headlines.


It's been suggested that athletes are groomed to fulfill their role in upcoming scripted events. The dark ones may be confusing, but they don't totally suck at their job. The current gematria crowd missed the entire concept of gathering a list of names like I did. And missed, for example, Arthur Anderson. He was important enough to make it to Wikipedia as he was a radio personality. Died last year. Not a peep even though he equals 666 in Satanic Gematria.


So, the invisible empire not totally sucking probably doesn't want to give away all their implanted sleeper cell minions. Until some unnamed cipher comes in to light I think they would start with middle names. Change a name until the big press conference reveals all along that their real middle name was xxxx and they are 666 in Satanic Gematria. Or their parents got lucky and didn't name them something to avoid 666. Or just to fiddle around with the math and show that to get exactly 666 in Satanic Gematria is extremely limited based on number of letters total available.


Start with a celebrity name. Keep in mind that the end result will be somewhere around 14-15 letters, so less than that. You can use an online calculator and type their name in, followed by 'n' multiple times until you get a total close to 666. (N being in the middle of the alphabet.). Or if you're feeling really mathematic a target simple gematria of 176 is the right area. It won't be more than 35 higher or lower than that.


Now, let's go back to the mockery and suggest that maybe actors were chosen to play a satanic movie role because they were practicing to fulfill that role in real life. The first thing I checked was real middle names (or at least the names we know them by until the big Oscar award speech). They didn't work here.


Linda Blair - The closest I could get was 665 with a middle name of Daisy. Mathematically, on the low end total for a 10 letter name. I'll play around later.


Gregory Peck - Yeah, stop your whining. I know he was Damien's human father in the movie. I'm mentioning him early because this is the opposite end of the Linda Blair problem. Being eleven letters there's really only three left to work with. Nothing I saw worked out. However, if the powers that shouldn't be wanted to, he could have been knighted and known as Sir Gregory Peck =666.


Mia Farrow - Holly, Tammy or Betty


Jennifer Carpenter - That's just way too many letters to begin with. Maybe the evil empire buried it into her character name, Emily Rose. I decided at times they wouldn't want to be that obvious. She's more famous as Dexter's sister, Debra Morgan. The middle name Mark fits the # of letters and total requirement. And she is a tomboy. I'm sure she could beat the crap out of me. But, Mark of the devil might be to obvious. So Mona it is since I still get that nice middle/last name alliteration.


Tom Noonan-This one is dark lord gold. He looks evil, was in a devil movie and was a serial killer! I'm surprised he and Jennifer didn't date. And get this, Satan for a middle name =666! Now we've established that the vile villains of darkness don't suck, so that's out of the question. Edwin looks good until Oscar night. I'd like to thank all my fans that made this possible! And now let it be known, I'm not Tom Edwin Noonan, I'm Tom Satan Noonan! Muahahahaha!


Al Pacino - Too short. Doesn't work. The name, that is.


Asia Argento- Here father produced one of my all time favorites, Demons. Instead of fiddling around with her birth name (Aria Maria Vittoria Rossa) I'll stick with what she's best known by. Especially since she could also kick my ass. Asia Gina Argento =666 and Gina is a nice Italian name. I think the lords of hell would approve.


The unnamed woman trying to become a Navy Seal. Not in a movie? Not yet! I thought that the media didn't release her name for security reasons. So ISIS doesn't murder her family and dogs and such. But yesterday Hubbard suggested that the media decided not to give it away. I think it will be like a Vin Diesel XXX thing. She'll have a really cool Seal code name, turn to movies and keep it. Then we will all find out that XSA THE NAVY SEAL =666 and kicks ass for Satan! Her friends can call her Pug the Navy Seal.


William Shatner - Ernest Borgnine was the cult leader in The Devil's Rain. But too many letters. I might have tried Travolta, but he's got enough problems with Hubbard issues already. So let's go with Bill. And he, Deforrest Kelley and Leonard Nimoy sang around the campfire in a Star Trek movie. So let's go with a nickname since I only have three letters. Bill Row Shatner =666. And considering some of the other circuitous logic I've laid eyes on, this isn't out of the question.


Last one, not a movie star, but a sports name that yielded some curious results. Kevin Cash is the GM for the Tampa Bay Rays. The dark ones are trying to fool us, having dropped the DEVIL from the team name. Five letter middle names that lead to a 666 total include FORTY, TRUNK, and WORTH. All could be used in a Cash context. Trunk full of cash. And, mathematically six letters doesn't work. But PROFIT has the same simple total. And, his big reveal: Kevin Pluto Cash = 666


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The epilogue here is that if you just play around with a single numbering system the direct matches are few and far between. That's why there's so much reduction going on. In this exercise, once you stray beyond the 14 letter range it becomes almost or virtually impossible to get exactly 666 in Satanic Gematria. Then these number crunchers start throwing around 10 letter reductions equal four letter non reductions and so forth. Calling William "Bill" and William in the same narrative.



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