I made it through yesterday with only suffering through two Pi references. One quick tweet and this one by Hubbard- Linkin Park cancelled their tour after the band member suicide. The official tweet was sent out at 3:14. Date 22/7, Time 3:14 and going through the usual reminders on how TWENTY TWO DIVIDED BY SEVEN =314 22/7 =3.14 and so on. Then he does the gematria on the name of the tour and indicates wow holy crap, The Linkin Park One More Light North American Tour equals (drum roll)....
223
Whoa! Not 227? How did that happen? If I were forced to guess I think he just got lost while searching for Pi references and missed that he was off by four. As opposed to suggesting that 223 is close enough to 227.
Well if your searching so hard for meaningless Pi references that we get this and National Ant Day then we just need a reason to party every day. Pythagoras was the father of the Greek frat party and I'm sure he was always looking for an excuse. Since I wasn't overwhelmed with Pi references on 22/7 I'm feeling generous again, and I'll start with some easier ones. It is more than halfway through the year, so some of these must wait until they cycle through to 2018. These are all real days that can be verified by Googling. Maybe later I can make up some on my own in the quest to party every day.
National Ant Day - already covered. 4/17/2017. National Ant Day does have the decency to equal 227 instead of 223.
National Aunt and Uncle Day - Also covered. 7/26/2017. Illogically logical extension of National Ant Day.
National Pie Championships
My article was undated and merely said "six days ago" so we just missed it. It doesn't look like it's a National Pie Day and wont necessarily be the same date every year. Maybe a campaign can get it set for 7/22/2018. Or better yet, turn it into a week long Bacchanalian of engorging on pie and performing masonic blood sacrifices.
Cheesecake Day
Remember, cheesecake is really a type of pie. And it's only an approximation of pie since it's not called cheesepie. And this is really, really cool. PEACE and CHEESE both equal 105. So yo can celebrate by eating a peace of cheese cake/pie! I'll be extremely disappointed if this isn't made official by 2018. April 30th.
Circus Day
This is a top notch date, too. Circus is etymologically related to circle. Three ring circus, all you need is a fourteen to go with it and, bingo! 314! And clowns. Don't forget the clowns. Truly frightening even when not Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Something masonic /ritualistic going on there. You don't fit that many clowns in a tiny car without some kind of pact with the devil having bee made. And with Killer Klowns you have a ready excuse to use the Fillipino/Manilla misspelllling cipher! And it's also 4/17 like Ant Day! Looks like 4/18 will be Gematria Hangover Day!
Mathematics Day
I've already figured out how to use this one. The official date is 12/22. Hang in there, this makes just as much sense as anything else in Gematria. We already have the 22. Lots of businesses and TV shows have Christmas in July specials. Just celebrate July for Christmas and change the 12 to 7. 7/22 or 22/7. I don't think mathematicians will be insulted by this. Note to self: Need to search for National Sarcasm Day.
Idiot Day
Might as well embrace the misquoting of Pi on a day that the sane world views you for what you are. Maybe if you rename it Humble Pi day nobody will notice. 3/23
I also searched for 360 degrees and found a citing for the 360 Nationals. It's a car race thing in Iowa. But it's not a calendar day. However, Dan being from Iowa and race tracks being ovals, this might mean something. Unless Idiot Day is enough for him.
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