Monday, February 26, 2024

Filling the Void

Apparently they are getting super serious about the claik that ALL sports are rigged.  Traditionally all sports rigged meant not literally all sports, but a reminder that it wasn’t just football.  Gullible people falling prey to fake predictions need something to do when the NFL season is over.  Therefore, the other major US sports need coverage.  The NBA is in second place for gematria popularity.  Next would be the MLB.  Then Hockey rounds out the list.  And now soccer gets more attention than it used to.

The reason is pretty clear for the level of gematria significance assigned to the sports.  Nothing jumps out and grabs your attention more than the score of the game.  And the final score reigns supreme.  Now you know who to retroactively decode to lie your way through another indoctrination video.  The NFL scores are varied enough and the numbers make good matches in reduction ciphers.  The NBA scores fit in with full words or short phrases even in the non reduction ciphers.  Plus they are simply more popular, more attention and better chance to interrupt somebody’s conversation with a, “Hey, Kobe was a ritual sacrifice” dumb ass comment.  Although a lot of insanity gets thrown in with clock times, down and yards to go in single significant plays, team names, jersey numbers, etc… for the NFL and NBA this extra stuff is almost all you can do with low scoring soccer and hockey results.  If the scoring in soccer were higher, based on global popularity it would easily be the top sport of choice.

There has been and are other Zachosphere personalities that have specialized in the less common sports.  There’s a relatively inactive golf channel, his main homophobic supporter (possibly ex-supporter) loves hockey, and often there is a horse race, car race or other odd sport thrown in by anyone bored out of their mind during the NFL off season.  But this is a first:

We gots ourselves a volleysball fan.  Complete with the as expected gematria of just the auxiliary data like team names.  The scoring system - the games end almost always at a given number of points does not lend itself to a catch final score.  We’re also assuming that they aren’t ready yet to handle the Hubbard attack video.  If you try and muscle in on Zach’s precious NFL food supply he will call you a poopyhead, even dedicate a video or several videos to your ascension to the level of full blown shill.  Even people asking legit questions about the why do you wait until the game is over aspect get treated rudely, like this recent comment:


When the cult leader calls you an ignoramus, you’ve hit rock bottom and need to do a lot of butt kissing to get back.  Probably a couple bucks is all it takes if butt isn’t your thing.

Now if the goal is to include all sports, regardless of the scoring system not being a traditional fit….  I’m feeling in a generous mood.  If a void needs to be filled to leave no stone unturned and no tree left standing there is a remarkably under appreciated perfect for gematria sport.  Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the wave of the future in sports gematria.  The caber toss.



The rules and play appear to be summed up as strong muscular person throws a tree trunk as far as possible while making sure the top end lands pointed away from the tosser.

I have lots of great reasons for this addition to the sports gematria world. 

The anti Freemason talk is in a lull.  Caber tossing is a Scottish thing, and the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry is sorely underutilized now.

Nothing brings more joy to a gematria aficionado than to play around with time (which still isn’t and never will be gematria).  It’s mostly dates.  But heck, they used to decode with misrepresented time zones, so clocks count too.  And even the image I included showing a perfect 12 o’clock toss is WRONG.  That’s 3 o’clock.  The opportunity to use different clock times other than the actual clock time - too good to pass up.

And this is the 17th time I tried to post this, because Google keeps censoring my image selection.  So I’m just going to describe it to you.  Pre toss the caber tosser looks like someone with an enormous penis.  There’s a lot of big ducks doing gematria.  How appropriate.

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