ESPN Picks Orioles Vs. Reds in 2018 World Series With Gematria

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# Every frigging mainstream sports outlet

I think it would be really, really cool if ESPN contacts me and tells me to take this down.  Because especially after some prior harassment from the numerologists they would still probably admit that they got a giggle.  I envision some unlucky intern stumbling upon this and wondering WTF is going on.  Here’s the way it works:

Denim Davis has committed to “predicting” that the Yankees are the boys for the 114th World Series because 114=111.  Since 114 doesn’t really equal 114 and that makes alllllllll kinda of fucking sense.  So what we have learned from this is that it’s the “Organic Matrix” variation where the entire language is encoded since we don’t have a screenshot of some eeeevvvvviillllll media source actually writing out ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN to match NEW YORK.  And the Organic Matrix doesn’t give a rip about whether it’s the Mets or Yankees with that New York.  Like all powerful and stuck up little bitch that it is.  But we shouldn’t complain since if I were an infinitely powered Matrix I’d probably be a bit snooty about it, too.

As further evidence of the Organic Matrix encoding, good ole Jedd has taken the time to PhraseShop in some World Series matchup possibilities.  Denim did give a head start by posting the playoff contenders.  So, thanks for generously waiting until the Yankees are damn near guaranteed a fucking playoff spot instead of making this a preseason pick.  But, I digress.

Anywho(not to be confusedicated with Yahoo) we have more PhraseShopping with “versus” vs. “vs.” verses (Ha!!) And two contenders also generously picked from teams reasonably expected to make a playoff run.

For further, further proof of the Organic Matrix taking an interest, I point out that, well everything including sports is part of the Matrix.  So, it isn’t going to play favorites and ignore those lovely media outlets that created the standings that began Denim’s post.

Favorites.  Holy shit.  That reminds me of something.  The Organic Matrix doesn’t play favorites, being kind of snooty.  Like all Attu the Wonder Turtle on a bout of PMS being snooty instead of kind and gentle and holding doors for senior citizens all the time.  No, the mockery is up to the damn Freemasons and their ilk.  They’re the cockgobblers that care about NIGGER and REDECK equaling the same thing.  So the Matrix has chosen to selectively ignore that being all snootiful and let them have some fun on this one.  And what better way to embarrass them except-

The greatest turnaround in baseball history.  Now remember, the sum of the divisors of 113 is 1+113=114.  So since 113 is THE MAINSTREAM NUMBER OF DISHONESTY, there’s why this Series is extra (capsa) special.  The Matrix is staying silent about how confusing it is that BULLSHIT, DISHONESTY, etc... and VERACIOUS, TRUTH, etc...all equal 113.   Anyhowzers, 113 also equals 114.  And the MAINSTREAM MEDIA reports the standings.  So here you go:

ORIOLES VS. REDS WORLD SERIES=1014 which is at least as good as 141 and 411.  Dang, the digits are all in the right order.  And in gematria,  YOU DROP ZEROES.  Except when you don’t.  That’s the rule.

Oh think of the embarrassment when this script is flipped to make the mooks look bad.  Like, the Orioles conceivably being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs TONIGHT.  That’s some serious mocking.  No wonder people like Brother Berg gave up.