The Ovarian Illuminati

The sister organization of the Bavarian Illuminati. Or maybe the same since OVUM and SPERM both equal 71 in simple. "The female then fertilizes the sperm producing a viable zygote." Fucking Niptucks. Literally.


Our gematria friends use Bavarian Illuminati for the simple reason that if 188 or some other numbers pop up they insist that it MUST mean Bavarian Illuminati. Even if it makes absolutely no sense amidst the other narrative. Eli Manning, scripted loss in meaningless preseason game went 8 for 18 passing. 188! The Bavarian Illuminati!


Because nothing says petrifying like evoking a stereotype of a fat German language swilling beer and wearing knee length shorts. Another catch phrase in the gematria lexicon that could mean other things, but always the narrative focuses on the darkest, most lurid possibility.


Death is pretty dark and a common topic, whether the death is proclaimed to be real or a hoax. Lots of people don't like hospitals because it's soooooo depressing. Lots of sickness and death.


Quiz time: What's the number one reason for hospitalization?


Birth. By a pretty good margin, almost as much as the next four on the list combined. And not just birth, but LIVEBORN delivery, as in a living, breathing bundle of joy and frustration being spanked into consuming oxygen and other valuable resources. DEATH =77 in reverse, another heavily overused number now that the reverse elision was "discovered" recently. LIVEBORN = 77 in simple and has been 77 for ages. And how many times does a gematria narrative talk about birth instead of death? Somewhere between zero and zero, and zero doesn't count. Not direct antonyms but pretty close. Fucking Niptucks. Again, literally.


Considering the number of hospitalizations isn't the only curious aspect of ignoring the topic. No, I'm not suggesting that the Ovarian Illuminati are in charge of OVA, the Office of Veterans Affairs, clearly part of the NWO military industrial complex. That's Bavarian territory - veterans' groups like to get together and swill beer, perhaps wearing shorts on occasion. The Ovarian Illuminati is in charge of names.


Thanks to reductions, use of number lists, PhraseShopping, Tindering, and all tricks to change one number into another number it seems like every single name has a masonic connection. Well everyone can't be, right? What's the point of preaching your lurid tale if the entire audience is part of the problem? Especially when your own name has a masonic meaning. Somebody's hiding the great naming secret. The Ovarian Cysterhood.


I'm pretty sure they also work for the food court on the side. Keeping track of the number of eggs in the omelets.


They also suffer from gender discrimination. The NWO appears to be male dominated. They don't have any gematria rules and never ask for directions. The females might, but ever subservient their pleas for structure and consistency are ignored. I imagine they are told to shut up that their only purpose are getting pregnant, hiding the real names and cooking 🍳 <-----see, emoji defaults to frying pan with an egg.


Now that I've insulted women already, a fitting old joke.


Why did God create women? Because sheep can't cook.


Sheep being a common description for the mindless masses that think birth should be just as important or more important than death. Personally, I like/dislike men and women equally, much preferring the friendship of dogs.