How To Protect Yourself From Government Mind Control

Whether gematria or other origin you are going to need some kind of conspiracy protection. The classic Tin Foil Hat works the best. Proper construction is an art form as shown on an episode of History Channel's Forged In Fire series. Don't bother looking for it. The Metalmasons have suppressed it.


Here are detailed instructions.


1). You will need a supply of Aluminum/Tin ore (tinuminum). The government wants you to think that aluminum replaced tin because of cost. What they don't want you to know is that it's the harmonious combination of the two that make it work. They laugh their asses off at people that wear only aluminum foil hats.


Tinuminum is found in conical (hat shaped) rocks, not to be confused with box shaped rocks (boxite) which has no tin content. It's not just laying around on the ground, so you need a Pi detector. These are made by sacrificing a newborn banker at the stroke of midnight on July 22nd. (22/7 being Pi) and pouring the blood over a bar of non poisonous soap. (Found only at holistic freemasonry shops) .Shape it in the form of a dousing rod.


  Concentrate on tinuminum and scour salvage yards. Beware of false flags- aluminum and tin cans. When the rod accurately points at a perfectly conical rock, that's your tinuminum supply.


2). You will need to smelt the tinuminum. A smelt is a type of fish. In a pinch the more common trout can be used. Beat the impurities out of the ore with the fish. Then heat the remaining purified tinuminum with a cigarette lighter. But, this is important, tinuminum turns to gas above 462 degrees. Pythagoras proved this by noting that absolutely no solid tinuminum is found on the surface of Venus, which only ever reaches 462 degrees max. So, since an ordinary BIC lighter reaches 1977 degrees you need one of those miniature sized lighters. Custom made lighters are available, but costly. Flick your BIC instead of continual flame to avoid overheating. After about 173 hours of this (be prepared to work in shifts or have lots of coffee and diapers) your tinuminum is ready for step 3.


3). Tin is atomic number 50. Aluminum is atomic number 13. You have now converted this into Europium, atomic number 63. It's useless for mind control prevention without programming. (Tin symbol Sn. Aluminum Al. Rearrange to LANS...your network needs to be programmed. Duh.). The mind controllers will be looking for computer activity. So use an abacus. It only needs to add up to two digits, so nothing fancy. And, this is important. You're dealing with Europium here. If you live outside of Europe your abacus will need an adapter (duh) or you'll fry it and it will be completely useless. You need to make sure you don't form a Europium union which uses an entirely different monetary unit and different food. Program every single two digit number into the memory of your Europium.


4). Use a knife to shape the Europium into a hat. The shape isn't too important. Thickness is. It should be as dense as your resistance to common sense.


5). Paint your hat. Because wearing an unpainted hat is just silly.


You'll be amazed at how everyone gives you a wide berth. Since some of these people are statistically part of the enemy, problem solved!


There is an alternative. And this is the ammo the powers that shouldn't be used to get the Forged In Fire episode pulled. It's a lot simpler and less costly.


1). Find a brick.
2). Hit yourself repeatedly over the head with the brick.
3). Fall unconscious, thus avoiding mind control.