Green Bay to top Steelers in surprisingly low scoring game, 17-10. MVP Ben Roethlisberger. Hootie and the Blowfish to perform at the halftime show. David Carradine to come back from the dead to sing the National Anthem.
It's that time of the year, the NFL regular season is underway and Girl Scout Cookie sales have already gone through the roof by pre-ordering for commenters on the gematria sites.
I encourage the crazies that indulge in this since at least it doesn't involve mocking the deaths of people that actually died or suggesting that a system somewhat based in science (math) shows things that science can't possibly do. (Targeted hurricanes anyone?). It's mostly just religious. Yes. Religious. Because we have to see the sacrificial whine every game night:
Awww, sports is rigged!!!
In regards to my own ridiculous post title, I picked two teams that are respectable. So the match up isn't completely out of the question. Then I threw in the obvious reference to something that won't happen. The halftime show. (David Carradine is not actually dead. That was a Bavarian Wolverine Slaughter Offering hoax.) You might as well pick any two teams short of two in the same conference for the Super Bowl if you're going to use gematria as your guide. First game of the season and already the gematria record of sucking ass on doing anything predictive is still intact.
If you haven't heard, the New England Patriots defense (whether rigged/scripted or not) folded like a Chinese laundromat last night and pretty much nobody really saw this one coming ahead of time. For sixty minutes of game clock the only thing that sucked ass more than the Patriots defense was the predictive powers of gematria.
Hell yes, I'm gloating. Hubbard went on record with a couple of preseason predictions. Ill advised predictions. The Cowboys are a "lock" for the Super Bowl. I can wait until the playoffs to gloat about that, if I have the opportunity. It's a long season. The Cowboys are one of the better teams. A sleeper pick, the Colts. Ouch. Based on numerology of 93? Pretty unlikely. A prediction that shouldn't be made because of its "cover your bases" vagueness and unlikely outcome. But here's a nice one.
If any team is going to beat New England this year it's probably Pittsburgh. That game isn't until December. More than two months earlier and that call is already blown.
It's so utterly pointless to try and make any sense of the numerical gold mine that football gematria is. Before and during last night's game. Tom Brady equals 35, 46 and 98. They all MEAN something. #27 scored a TD and tied the game up 27-27. That MEANS something. Even though seconds later the tiebreaking extra point kick was converted. Tom Brady's release time on one pass MEANS something. Alex Smith's number of attempts MEANS something. Amount of time left on the clock on a single play MEANS something. Everything means something so you get a massive quagmire of self contradicting two digit numbers before the really crazy cheats like prime numbers and reversing digit order and birthdays numerology and every tiny little detail from all things before the opening coin toss.
I have to marvel at the gullibility of the commenters who even bother pointing out the most mindless coincidences in their attempts to win a cookie. You have seen that he claims it's rigged? You have seen his atrocious track record? And still you're here, attempting to get some insight on how to use this for gambling or at least making some sense of this crazy world?
If I were a numerologist I would try to promote getting Rollerball instituted to replace football. The James Caan version- I'm a purist. Excessively brutal. No doubt at all that it IS rigged. And tailor made for gematria that the only real rule is that there are no rules. And then instead of cookies everyone can upgrade to winning Moonpies.
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