Me and my crack team love football! This stuff from the Mindless Freaks blog on the 29th has got to be good. It sure is. It has taught me a few things I never knew before.
1). Football players wear numbers on their jerseys.
2). Football players have birthdates.
3). Football teams have a win-loss record.
Once I got over these cosmic, earth shattering revelations I settled into some of the more meaningful artificial creation of numbers in this faux numerology.
One example, direct from the source post. DOLPHINS = 97.
But numerology is so deep that MIAMI DOLPHINS = 142.
My how lucky that these rules let you find so many different numbers for basically the same thing! I'm sure more numbers can be created from these starting blocks. Maybe 45 would be good. The difference between 97 and 142. Or maybe 1729. I'm sure it can be manufactured somehow. And it is my favorite number. (Really!). Would be nice to see it get the press coverage it deserves. Nad is big on 51(Area 51) and 911. 1729 is far more interesting.
After extensive research we have found again that it is the words in football that show us the truth. And in the case it's all about money and the financial crisis. Please note. If you were not aware of this - NFL games were played during the financial crisis!!!
There are positions named the quarterback, nickleback and dimeback.
There is a nose tackle. Nose=knows. Who knows what the Gnomes of Zürich (Zürich =bankers) and other illuminati were doing during this.
Right guard=deodorant. Something smelled rotten here.
Goal post. The big banks posted their goals for profits by selling toxic deriviatuve securities.
Offensive coordinator. The organizers of the various schemes were extremely offensive.
Face mask=CAFE SKAM. Obviously the fraud involves the manufacture of coffee. The Colombian drug cartels were surely involved.
Field goal. Field=feeled=felt. Felt is a type if paper. Money is printed on paper. That was the goal -to print more money.
Cleveland Browns. Well, we're still researching this. But there must be something here. The financial crisis and the Browns both suck big time.
Dan Marino=merino=sheep. Rather than face prosecution some of the perpetrators of the financial crisis went on the lam=lamb.
Super Bowl=P RUSE WOBL. Participants in the ruse tried to wobble or wiggle their way out after they got caught.
Just some examples to get you started. Think about it the next time you are about to pay hundreds of dollars for a ticket in the upper level near the end zone.
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