Peter Popoff

Special bonus post. Here at Mindless Freeks adore the huge supply of source material at the Mindkess Freaks blog. But we are an EOA. Equal Opportunity Annoyer. There are other jackwipes that have, well, pooped up. And bow howdy Peter popped up in style.


I was messing around on the Net and didn't dual switch sea fast enough from Peter Popoff's infomercial. This televangedouche (real word) offers the miracle of
excuse me...
giggling....
stop, this hurts...
spiritual debt forgiveness.


Wow. God is getting really specific these days. Obviously letting someone win the lottery is too hard. Or finding a sack of money too fantastic to be believed. But if you pray for it the IRS will cancel your unpaid taxes. Or the mortgage company CEO will be visited by three ghosts and grow a heart and tear up your mortgage.


You see, God is too busy answering athlete prayers for scoring fame winning points to just go about giving money away willy nilly. You have to prove your serious by asking specifically for debt forgiveness. And of course buy Peter's book.


Don't mind the fact that Peyer has some fraud and bankruptcy issues to deal with. Let's look at the Wordology.


Peter - WAY too easy. 'Nuff said.
Popoff= Fop Fop. A doubly bad fop.
Debt contains BED. Time to put this scam to rest.
Forgiveness derived from fork, give and Ness.
Fork your money or give this guy money if you believe he's credible. But he's as credible as the existence of the Loch Ness Monster. Also note that there is an Elliot Ness/Al Capone/ tax evasion tie in.