Medicine has proven that the only real cure is digitalis. Here are some home remedies that may or may not alleviate the symptoms. Remember, the gematria of SICKLY and HEALTHY match, so none of these have been approved by the FDA.
Cocoa Puffs
Sonny the Cuckoo bird, spokesbird for Cocoa Puffs reminded us that his name reminds you of SUNNY. A bowl of exactly 93 pieces of cereal is the approved dosage.
Creosote Sweeping Log
It's not just for the chimney flu! Run the Gematria of CREOSOTE SWEEPING and apply the logarithm function. But for goodness sake be careful. CREOSOTE SWEEPING and MARK OF THE BEAST both equal 234 in reverse!
Don't drink alcohol
Be a teetotaler. There are three t's in teetotaler in total. THREE T's has TWO T's. Which also has two more t's. Keep drinking tea until you burst. DO NOT ADD ALCOHOL TO THE TEA. There are no t's in alcohol. Lemon is ok because it has ciTric acid.
Eat manatees
Works the same as drinking tea. There's only one t in manatee, but you can consider it to be MANY T'S. The gruesome side effect is the prevalence of mad sea cow disease in numerologists.
Free Range Holistic Aspirin
As described in South Park episode about Cherokee hair tampons. It might not cure what ails you, but gematria allows you to consider that FREE RANGE means that you might win a stove in a contest instead of that the aspirin wasn't caged while growing up.
Watch a John Woo marathon
Any more woo you decide to try can't be any worse than gematria. If you really want to take this to the limit you can drink toilet water as this is a form of john woo.
Lots of sodium
Sodium is atomic number 11, the master number. Don't combine with titanium, atomic number 22. 11+22=33. And the symbols are Na, and Ti NA+TI = ANTI, rearranged. It will be anti-productive to combine the two.
Bloodlettering
Removing the lettering of ER from bloodlettering leaves bloodletting. The implication is that you avoid going to the ER. This could be taken to the extreme and remove the ER combination from every word. That might be confusing. Drink mo wat to furth the treatment.
Don't mix remedies.
MIX contains all roman numerals. Since we have to add those numbers into word values it fucks up the numerology.
Breathing into a paper bag
An exercise in reducing/changing a number repeatedly. If your only air source is what you breathed into the bag, eventually the CO2 level will increase so much and the O2 level will be so diluted you'll pass out. The first dilution starts with the first inhale of bag air. That won't be a problem, but eventually the air quality will change so much it has no meaning. Oxygen deprivation could be a reason that the brain isn't functioning right in the first place.
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
One Flu Over The Cuckoos Nest
The most recent post will do nicely for my evil purposes.
http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/02/64-taiwan-earthquake-on-2618-exactly-2.html
Recap and expansion of yesterday: Four sports. Hypothetically heavily favored team (90% chance each sport) will win 65.61% of the time in one year. On the average. Multiply 0.6561 out 11 times, the odds are about 1/10th of one percent. Exceedingly low, but not impossible over 11 years. Drop the 90% rate to something more realistic like 60% and we're talking about huge negative exponents over 11 years. 1.73 times 10 to the negative 10th power.
Still not impossible, but if you can convince these guys about the math you get a clearer picture of how exceedingly unlikely it is. But probability is not a requirement to be a numerologist, and when the math works the other way around they also just don't get it.
Sports championships are nice because there will be a winner. Extra innings or overtime will occur and they won't settle for a tie, shake hands, pat each other on the ass and call it a day. Now what if you have a problem that you're looking for a solution that has multiple answers that could be right?
If there's a flu outbreak like now, and you get it you don't care about much of anything but getting rid of the flu because you feel like shit. You could get smart and see a doctor. Or you may try a home remedy like chicken soup. At least it's not harmful, but it's alleviating symptoms not actually doing diddly squat about the virus. Cause and effect tells people incorrectly ->eat soup->feel better->cured! When it's really, Eat soup->body takes care of the problem on its over time->cured!
The innocent, not purposeful forcing the numbers crowd still try the chicken soup remedy, which is more appropriately cuckoo soup since it tries to remedy a completely nonexistent problem (freemasons). The old analogy, Shakespeare's works being duplicated by monkeys over time. Yes, it's true. But lots and lots of time. So if I have the freemason flu let's try to hurry up the process.
There's a lot of forcing in that one post. There are lots of earthquakes every day. Lots more in history. A couple of birthdays mentioned. There are a lot of people on the planet and lots of birthdays to go out around just 365 days a year. Look at the name of the city. Gematria on HUALIEN CITY, HUALIEN CITY, TAIWAN, HUALIEN, TAIWAN. I know there was earthquake damage, but it's still a city. Three different variations of Cuckoo Soup. That's not enough. So let's spell out a couple of numbers as words and get different numbers. Now we're double dipping for sure if 159 isn't supposed to just be 159.
And look at how much shoehorning there is without a hint of a ninja Viking or mention in the news story. Just like the inconsistent city name is essentially a made up phrase if you can't decide on a single way to call the place. Here's the list even if no numerology was done it's implied that there is connectivity.
Queen Elizabeth II, Super Bowl, Civil Rights, Alien, Happy Gilmore, Comcast Center, Apollo Creed/Carl Weathers, President, Donald Trump.
Nothing more than two digits to be found.
I'm reminded of my early days where I had a lot of fun concocting a totally nuts story of the Girl Scouts/Peter Falk/Avocados and other insanity. At that time there were less ciphers, less ways commonly used now to change a number into another number, less trivializing of the initial results. I can promise you this now. You can give me virtually any two different topics, no matter how far away from each other they might seem and I can connect them. This kind of thinking doesn't solve the problems in the world. This kind of thinking is what happened when the cuckoo soup remedy method was applied to cholera. Here's some lovely mercury or bloodletting. Hmmm, didn't die of cholera but from mercury poisoning. Cured!
Tonight on The New Chinese Calendar Death Match:
Typing Monkey Vs. Chicken
Queen Elizabeth Vs. Donald Trump
Peter Falk Vs. Cholera Victim
Main Event: Expanding the database infinitely Vs. two digit numbers
Girl that holds the cards with the round numbers: Dakota Fanning
Referee: Alexa Davalos
Judges: City Council of Wollongong
http://themindlessfreaks.blogspot.com/2018/02/64-taiwan-earthquake-on-2618-exactly-2.html
Recap and expansion of yesterday: Four sports. Hypothetically heavily favored team (90% chance each sport) will win 65.61% of the time in one year. On the average. Multiply 0.6561 out 11 times, the odds are about 1/10th of one percent. Exceedingly low, but not impossible over 11 years. Drop the 90% rate to something more realistic like 60% and we're talking about huge negative exponents over 11 years. 1.73 times 10 to the negative 10th power.
Still not impossible, but if you can convince these guys about the math you get a clearer picture of how exceedingly unlikely it is. But probability is not a requirement to be a numerologist, and when the math works the other way around they also just don't get it.
Sports championships are nice because there will be a winner. Extra innings or overtime will occur and they won't settle for a tie, shake hands, pat each other on the ass and call it a day. Now what if you have a problem that you're looking for a solution that has multiple answers that could be right?
If there's a flu outbreak like now, and you get it you don't care about much of anything but getting rid of the flu because you feel like shit. You could get smart and see a doctor. Or you may try a home remedy like chicken soup. At least it's not harmful, but it's alleviating symptoms not actually doing diddly squat about the virus. Cause and effect tells people incorrectly ->eat soup->feel better->cured! When it's really, Eat soup->body takes care of the problem on its over time->cured!
The innocent, not purposeful forcing the numbers crowd still try the chicken soup remedy, which is more appropriately cuckoo soup since it tries to remedy a completely nonexistent problem (freemasons). The old analogy, Shakespeare's works being duplicated by monkeys over time. Yes, it's true. But lots and lots of time. So if I have the freemason flu let's try to hurry up the process.
There's a lot of forcing in that one post. There are lots of earthquakes every day. Lots more in history. A couple of birthdays mentioned. There are a lot of people on the planet and lots of birthdays to go out around just 365 days a year. Look at the name of the city. Gematria on HUALIEN CITY, HUALIEN CITY, TAIWAN, HUALIEN, TAIWAN. I know there was earthquake damage, but it's still a city. Three different variations of Cuckoo Soup. That's not enough. So let's spell out a couple of numbers as words and get different numbers. Now we're double dipping for sure if 159 isn't supposed to just be 159.
And look at how much shoehorning there is without a hint of a ninja Viking or mention in the news story. Just like the inconsistent city name is essentially a made up phrase if you can't decide on a single way to call the place. Here's the list even if no numerology was done it's implied that there is connectivity.
Queen Elizabeth II, Super Bowl, Civil Rights, Alien, Happy Gilmore, Comcast Center, Apollo Creed/Carl Weathers, President, Donald Trump.
Nothing more than two digits to be found.
I'm reminded of my early days where I had a lot of fun concocting a totally nuts story of the Girl Scouts/Peter Falk/Avocados and other insanity. At that time there were less ciphers, less ways commonly used now to change a number into another number, less trivializing of the initial results. I can promise you this now. You can give me virtually any two different topics, no matter how far away from each other they might seem and I can connect them. This kind of thinking doesn't solve the problems in the world. This kind of thinking is what happened when the cuckoo soup remedy method was applied to cholera. Here's some lovely mercury or bloodletting. Hmmm, didn't die of cholera but from mercury poisoning. Cured!
Tonight on The New Chinese Calendar Death Match:
Typing Monkey Vs. Chicken
Queen Elizabeth Vs. Donald Trump
Peter Falk Vs. Cholera Victim
Main Event: Expanding the database infinitely Vs. two digit numbers
Girl that holds the cards with the round numbers: Dakota Fanning
Referee: Alexa Davalos
Judges: City Council of Wollongong
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
2018, The Year Of The Underdog
I thought that the claim that Philadelphia's chances of winning the Super Bowl riding on the fact that they wear green jerseys was the weakest argument I saw in the discussions. And I'm going to stick with it. There was a 7 tie in which became an important #, especially as a teammate with another 7 in 77. Other than that, for the most part, people regard green as a color and not numerology. (Except Dan).
Somebody went out on a limb and suggested that not only did Philly win the big game Sunday, but mark their words, the NBA champ this year will be the underdog, presumably once the finalists are determined. This is the Year of the Dog on the Chinese calendar, dog=underdog. I'll let you ponder what's wrong with that while I go off on a tangent. Don't strain yourself, it's pretty obvious and not a trick question. Here's a hint:
http://www.northernthreads.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Chinese-New-Year-Calendar-of-Animals.jpg
I could ramble on about exactly what counts as a "sport" and argue about made up things like there actually being Quidditch leagues, chess boxing, individual (i.e. not team) sports like cycling. Mental competitions like chess without the boxing and cards are considered sports by the aficionados. I'm pretty sure when we hear "all sports are rigged" we mean competitive team sports with some kind of formalized scoring system, organized in to some kind of league with tournaments and champions.
Let's also assume that it's just the professional leagues. Although the NCAA tournaments are rigged they are just in training so they can learn to follow the script. Let's also assume that even if there are paid golf events (e.g. a 'scramble' format) played by professionals that it's just the big four sports in the U.S. Sorry Wollongong, you're out of the picture on this one.
The big sports leagues have the following number of games in the regular season:
NFL 256
NBA 1230
NHL 1230
MLB 2430
Other than pick'em point spreads that's 5,146 games the underdog should win in the year of the dog. OK , that's bonkers. It's just the playoffs, and not even the playoffs, but the finals. I don't need to review every year of the dog to know that the underdog did not win the championship in all four sports every year. But now, if you paid attention to the link, we get this. The year of the dog cycles through once every twelve years.
Maybe it would be fun to organize cage matches and see if a dog beats a monkey or a rabbit beats a snake. I'd pay good money to see anything fight a dragon. But clearly from the calendar any year that is not the year of the dog should be the year of the favorite. 11 out of 12 years each of the four championships will be the favorites.
Sports, even rigged as they supposedly are, don't work that way. Statistically it's closer to a coin flip on a game by game basis, these are after all the best teams a grueling regular season schedule has to offer. Mathematically you don't even need to distinguish favorite or underdog being the winner. Each team of the four is supposed to be because of this "gematria". Flip a coin four times and the chance it comes out to all heads or all tails is 50% x 50% x 50% x 50% = 6.25%. I did say CLOSER to a coin flip. Thanks to some teams being dominant like the Golden State Warriors their chance is much better. Which really screws up the chances for underdogs in year of the dog years. But lets say all four sports are really dominated every year. Each year, 90% x 90% x 90% x 90%=65.61%. It's still only 2 in 3 chance FOR ONE YEAR. You do the math for that to repeat 11 years in a row. It's a tiny number and it doesn't happen in real life.
And bullshit like this Chinese calendar nonsense and uniform colors is presented on a game by game basis like our 5,146 regular season schedule, which is exactly why the discussions never can come to an agreement on victory based on gematria. It's the same thing to declare 62 means something (which is never known exactly WHAT it means) as to say that the Eagles wear green.
Somebody went out on a limb and suggested that not only did Philly win the big game Sunday, but mark their words, the NBA champ this year will be the underdog, presumably once the finalists are determined. This is the Year of the Dog on the Chinese calendar, dog=underdog. I'll let you ponder what's wrong with that while I go off on a tangent. Don't strain yourself, it's pretty obvious and not a trick question. Here's a hint:
http://www.northernthreads.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Chinese-New-Year-Calendar-of-Animals.jpg
I could ramble on about exactly what counts as a "sport" and argue about made up things like there actually being Quidditch leagues, chess boxing, individual (i.e. not team) sports like cycling. Mental competitions like chess without the boxing and cards are considered sports by the aficionados. I'm pretty sure when we hear "all sports are rigged" we mean competitive team sports with some kind of formalized scoring system, organized in to some kind of league with tournaments and champions.
Let's also assume that it's just the professional leagues. Although the NCAA tournaments are rigged they are just in training so they can learn to follow the script. Let's also assume that even if there are paid golf events (e.g. a 'scramble' format) played by professionals that it's just the big four sports in the U.S. Sorry Wollongong, you're out of the picture on this one.
The big sports leagues have the following number of games in the regular season:
NFL 256
NBA 1230
NHL 1230
MLB 2430
Other than pick'em point spreads that's 5,146 games the underdog should win in the year of the dog. OK , that's bonkers. It's just the playoffs, and not even the playoffs, but the finals. I don't need to review every year of the dog to know that the underdog did not win the championship in all four sports every year. But now, if you paid attention to the link, we get this. The year of the dog cycles through once every twelve years.
Maybe it would be fun to organize cage matches and see if a dog beats a monkey or a rabbit beats a snake. I'd pay good money to see anything fight a dragon. But clearly from the calendar any year that is not the year of the dog should be the year of the favorite. 11 out of 12 years each of the four championships will be the favorites.
Sports, even rigged as they supposedly are, don't work that way. Statistically it's closer to a coin flip on a game by game basis, these are after all the best teams a grueling regular season schedule has to offer. Mathematically you don't even need to distinguish favorite or underdog being the winner. Each team of the four is supposed to be because of this "gematria". Flip a coin four times and the chance it comes out to all heads or all tails is 50% x 50% x 50% x 50% = 6.25%. I did say CLOSER to a coin flip. Thanks to some teams being dominant like the Golden State Warriors their chance is much better. Which really screws up the chances for underdogs in year of the dog years. But lets say all four sports are really dominated every year. Each year, 90% x 90% x 90% x 90%=65.61%. It's still only 2 in 3 chance FOR ONE YEAR. You do the math for that to repeat 11 years in a row. It's a tiny number and it doesn't happen in real life.
And bullshit like this Chinese calendar nonsense and uniform colors is presented on a game by game basis like our 5,146 regular season schedule, which is exactly why the discussions never can come to an agreement on victory based on gematria. It's the same thing to declare 62 means something (which is never known exactly WHAT it means) as to say that the Eagles wear green.
Monday, February 5, 2018
Super Bowl Is Rigged 227% PROOF!
They keep saying it so it must be true. I get the uneasy feeling this is going to be a lot shorter of a project than it could be.
There's a lot of time wasted on the details of each Super Bowl. It's not that hard. The infrastructure that exists every year should provide some solid clues.
SUPER BOWL=50, RIGGED=50
Well it can't be that easy. That's a huge waste of nearly infinite power to just waste on the name of the big game. Time to dig deeper.
It's a SPORTING EVENT=58,59. FREEMASONRY=58,59.
Knock me over with a cobweb. No surprise though. All sporting events are rigged and the free frigging masons are begin it all. Hmmmmm. Now you can't have a sporting event without some TEAMS=58. Yepper. There you go. Just in case one team is so scary the other one doesn't bother showing up TEAM =69. The mirror image of 96. FREEMASON=96. And we know that the orbital speed of Saturn is involved, so this is a serious issue.
Ever team has a COACH=30. FIXED=30. Can't just have the team mucking about remembering their godlike super powers every second of the game. Somebody's in charge, or at least answerable if that extra point was supposed to be missed and it was actually converted. You can tell this is the coach because COACH also =33.
Let's not forget that other sports have teams and coaches. The Super Bowl is FOOTBALL=133. Another 33, but kind of vague. However, THIS IS A HOAX=133. I don't know if this makes football more rigged than other sports, but I'm thoroughly convinced that football is the worst by the amount of attention it gets. This just slams the door shut on any counter arguments.
Football is played on a FIELD=22, FAKE=22. In a STADIUM=30,33. Can't say I'm evenly mildly shocked. Each player wears a UNIFORM=96,33. Geez. Pretty much everything ties in.
Don't the teams have CHEERLEADERS=58? Even if they didn't make the trip because we get to see Justin Timberlake shake his money maker for entertainment instead of them?
This is American football. So we always have to hear the pro America songs. I'm partial to Lee Greenwood, but just like last night's game we get pro US songs. GOD BLESS AMERICA also equals 133. This is a hoax. Also not performed. AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL =333. Glad I found out that you can drop any digit you want instead of just zeroes or I would have missed that MASON=33. STAR SPANGLED BANNER =666. I have no idea why we chose an evil anthem, but let's assume that Trump is the antichrist and this was predictive.
We're still not even to the first actual play from scrimmage and it's really not looking good. I'm getting tired checking all these numbers the astute researchers missed. I just want to watch the game. But a couple more since I know the outcome of what's about to be played out. Most of the gematria predictions point to New England. A remarkable alignment with the sports expert's opinions and the Vegas betting line.
It's getting close to game time. We need a COIN TOSS=48 or COIN FLIP=48. ILLUMINATI=48. Then we finally get the OPENING KICKOFF =96.
Why even bother watching? It's all bullshit. Why bother doing gematria on every single detail; you can't even get to the opening kickoff and you've got tons of proof! You probably can't even personalize the experience to avoid the rigged outcome. My WINGS=666 and my BEER is fixed at 30. And add those together and you get 696 which is the speed of Saturn!
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
One more. The only down and yards to go option that is absolutely guaranteed to happen in every football game is first and ten. It's extremely unlikely to be the only combination, but possibly foul be based on the rules. 110. I could have turned the numbers into many different things other than freemasons. Gematria tries to prove that it usually means that. But if it doesn't, it still means SOMETHING. SOMETHING=110. Yeah, how about the sum of the letters in SOMETHING and nothing else instead of trying to make something out of nothing. Like proving its rigged when you can't even prove the winner or loser like this game after a huge waste of time and effort.
There's a lot of time wasted on the details of each Super Bowl. It's not that hard. The infrastructure that exists every year should provide some solid clues.
SUPER BOWL=50, RIGGED=50
Well it can't be that easy. That's a huge waste of nearly infinite power to just waste on the name of the big game. Time to dig deeper.
It's a SPORTING EVENT=58,59. FREEMASONRY=58,59.
Knock me over with a cobweb. No surprise though. All sporting events are rigged and the free frigging masons are begin it all. Hmmmmm. Now you can't have a sporting event without some TEAMS=58. Yepper. There you go. Just in case one team is so scary the other one doesn't bother showing up TEAM =69. The mirror image of 96. FREEMASON=96. And we know that the orbital speed of Saturn is involved, so this is a serious issue.
Ever team has a COACH=30. FIXED=30. Can't just have the team mucking about remembering their godlike super powers every second of the game. Somebody's in charge, or at least answerable if that extra point was supposed to be missed and it was actually converted. You can tell this is the coach because COACH also =33.
Let's not forget that other sports have teams and coaches. The Super Bowl is FOOTBALL=133. Another 33, but kind of vague. However, THIS IS A HOAX=133. I don't know if this makes football more rigged than other sports, but I'm thoroughly convinced that football is the worst by the amount of attention it gets. This just slams the door shut on any counter arguments.
Football is played on a FIELD=22, FAKE=22. In a STADIUM=30,33. Can't say I'm evenly mildly shocked. Each player wears a UNIFORM=96,33. Geez. Pretty much everything ties in.
Don't the teams have CHEERLEADERS=58? Even if they didn't make the trip because we get to see Justin Timberlake shake his money maker for entertainment instead of them?
This is American football. So we always have to hear the pro America songs. I'm partial to Lee Greenwood, but just like last night's game we get pro US songs. GOD BLESS AMERICA also equals 133. This is a hoax. Also not performed. AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL =333. Glad I found out that you can drop any digit you want instead of just zeroes or I would have missed that MASON=33. STAR SPANGLED BANNER =666. I have no idea why we chose an evil anthem, but let's assume that Trump is the antichrist and this was predictive.
We're still not even to the first actual play from scrimmage and it's really not looking good. I'm getting tired checking all these numbers the astute researchers missed. I just want to watch the game. But a couple more since I know the outcome of what's about to be played out. Most of the gematria predictions point to New England. A remarkable alignment with the sports expert's opinions and the Vegas betting line.
It's getting close to game time. We need a COIN TOSS=48 or COIN FLIP=48. ILLUMINATI=48. Then we finally get the OPENING KICKOFF =96.
Why even bother watching? It's all bullshit. Why bother doing gematria on every single detail; you can't even get to the opening kickoff and you've got tons of proof! You probably can't even personalize the experience to avoid the rigged outcome. My WINGS=666 and my BEER is fixed at 30. And add those together and you get 696 which is the speed of Saturn!
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
One more. The only down and yards to go option that is absolutely guaranteed to happen in every football game is first and ten. It's extremely unlikely to be the only combination, but possibly foul be based on the rules. 110. I could have turned the numbers into many different things other than freemasons. Gematria tries to prove that it usually means that. But if it doesn't, it still means SOMETHING. SOMETHING=110. Yeah, how about the sum of the letters in SOMETHING and nothing else instead of trying to make something out of nothing. Like proving its rigged when you can't even prove the winner or loser like this game after a huge waste of time and effort.
Sunday, February 4, 2018
More On Uncle Fetzer/Weird Units Of Measurement
https://web.archive.org/web/20180204101627/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/02/03/mainstream-conspiracy-researcher-jim-fetzer/
We just talked about Fetzie! And here's what you can do if you want to do evil numerology on a member of your team. Find a way to pronounce him as some kind of shill sellout.
We'll make the first part quick. Ok, TRUTH community. Still missed the memo on how TRUTH =30 and that 113 is the 30th prime number. And on a post about the importance of being MAINSTREAM which equals 113. Excellent idea to not talk to the national mainstream news about how the system is hypocritically applied. 60-9-6 drop the zero. Flip some digits upside down. 969. That's a lot of work compared to 113 being the 30th prime, but I'm not surprised. And FETZER =969.
Guess he missed the memo on how his full name = 62 in reverse reduced. I know what you all are thinking. He worked in how 96 and 69 are important to freemasonry. You are correct, it's important to gematria users because it's the only 69ing they'll ever see.
One of the things you have to get used to when reviewing these "decodes" is the lack of dedication to units of measurement in a single system. Here the speed of Saturn's orbit matters in kilometers per second instead of miles per second. It's like using multiple ciphers, the fact that the result you want is metric instead of English allows you to ignore the number you don't like. Let's also take a quick tangent to point out the entire use of the speed of Saturn was shoehorned in without even a Fetzie quote about Saturn. The Viking probe was actually the Ninja Viking probe powered by lots and lots of rocket launchers.
Curiously, the metric system produces some strange matching which doesn't make sense for a system that has importance to linking words with numbers. You would think number related words would NOT match or be "synchronous". https://mindelessfreeks.blogspot.com/2017/06/gematria-debunked-by-metric-system.html
Pick the measurement that suits your confirmation bias. Ignore numbers you don't like because 6096 is not equal to 969. Numbers are important but they aren't. Don't worry about how an Earth year is different from a Saturn year and Uncle Fetzer would only be about 2 1/2 Saturn years old, he's part of the Whogivesaddamns Family. We can always convert km to miles if we ever need that number later.
I wonder what the occult empire thinks about weird units of measurement. If they can't successfully bury 69 inside 6096 their propensity for sucking at their job has reached a new level. Maybe they need their own standard to replace metric and all other systems. If they've guided or language to this point they spread have a head start. 69. No! I mean they already have words that measure something, but not exactly how far or how much.
I'm not thinking of things that started off based on some random thing that eventually got standardized to a more definite amount. Like the distance from the current monarch's cleft chin to his belly button, the chelly. (Discontinued after the foot was invented). Nor am I suggesting making up new measurement standards like the chelly. That was just a one time fiction for the point. A chelly role, so to speak.
This is the perfect counterattack to the gematria converters. Turn about is fair play. They are experts at decoding something that yields a result that requires further decoding. How about, "33 city blocks"? That's definitely a 33. But is it really 33? 33 blocks can be converted into a number of feet (or chellies). But exactly how many? A block is a word that represents a distance. About 1/8 to 1/16 of a mile, all depends on where the city is and who is the blockhead doing the numerology on it.
The evil empire could really have some fun with Canada. How many times have you heard someone say that "it's the length of a football field"? What if it's a Canadian football field??! The CN Tower in Canada is used as a comparative the same way, as are other tall buildings. It's officially recognized as a unit. But how many football fields depends on if it's Canadian fields or U.S. fields. Of course if we're talking about football under Australian rules that's different, too. Wollongong rocks!
Cows grass doesn't appear to be standardized. How much a cow eats in a day. The occult forces could steak a claim on that ambiguity.
A jiffy can be found defined in Wikipedia. Depends on who you talk to as either 1/60th or 1/100th of a second. Makes you wonder if something is going on with peanut butter and chelly if somebody says they'll be back in a Jif.
There are others, but that's enough for now. Let's wait for Jim Fetzer to chime in about whether he thinks his age is in Earth years or Saturn years (or Martian years or any other orbiting planetary body. Like asteroids. Asteroids rock!)
We just talked about Fetzie! And here's what you can do if you want to do evil numerology on a member of your team. Find a way to pronounce him as some kind of shill sellout.
We'll make the first part quick. Ok, TRUTH community. Still missed the memo on how TRUTH =30 and that 113 is the 30th prime number. And on a post about the importance of being MAINSTREAM which equals 113. Excellent idea to not talk to the national mainstream news about how the system is hypocritically applied. 60-9-6 drop the zero. Flip some digits upside down. 969. That's a lot of work compared to 113 being the 30th prime, but I'm not surprised. And FETZER =969.
Guess he missed the memo on how his full name = 62 in reverse reduced. I know what you all are thinking. He worked in how 96 and 69 are important to freemasonry. You are correct, it's important to gematria users because it's the only 69ing they'll ever see.
One of the things you have to get used to when reviewing these "decodes" is the lack of dedication to units of measurement in a single system. Here the speed of Saturn's orbit matters in kilometers per second instead of miles per second. It's like using multiple ciphers, the fact that the result you want is metric instead of English allows you to ignore the number you don't like. Let's also take a quick tangent to point out the entire use of the speed of Saturn was shoehorned in without even a Fetzie quote about Saturn. The Viking probe was actually the Ninja Viking probe powered by lots and lots of rocket launchers.
Curiously, the metric system produces some strange matching which doesn't make sense for a system that has importance to linking words with numbers. You would think number related words would NOT match or be "synchronous". https://mindelessfreeks.blogspot.com/2017/06/gematria-debunked-by-metric-system.html
Pick the measurement that suits your confirmation bias. Ignore numbers you don't like because 6096 is not equal to 969. Numbers are important but they aren't. Don't worry about how an Earth year is different from a Saturn year and Uncle Fetzer would only be about 2 1/2 Saturn years old, he's part of the Whogivesaddamns Family. We can always convert km to miles if we ever need that number later.
I wonder what the occult empire thinks about weird units of measurement. If they can't successfully bury 69 inside 6096 their propensity for sucking at their job has reached a new level. Maybe they need their own standard to replace metric and all other systems. If they've guided or language to this point they spread have a head start. 69. No! I mean they already have words that measure something, but not exactly how far or how much.
I'm not thinking of things that started off based on some random thing that eventually got standardized to a more definite amount. Like the distance from the current monarch's cleft chin to his belly button, the chelly. (Discontinued after the foot was invented). Nor am I suggesting making up new measurement standards like the chelly. That was just a one time fiction for the point. A chelly role, so to speak.
This is the perfect counterattack to the gematria converters. Turn about is fair play. They are experts at decoding something that yields a result that requires further decoding. How about, "33 city blocks"? That's definitely a 33. But is it really 33? 33 blocks can be converted into a number of feet (or chellies). But exactly how many? A block is a word that represents a distance. About 1/8 to 1/16 of a mile, all depends on where the city is and who is the blockhead doing the numerology on it.
The evil empire could really have some fun with Canada. How many times have you heard someone say that "it's the length of a football field"? What if it's a Canadian football field??! The CN Tower in Canada is used as a comparative the same way, as are other tall buildings. It's officially recognized as a unit. But how many football fields depends on if it's Canadian fields or U.S. fields. Of course if we're talking about football under Australian rules that's different, too. Wollongong rocks!
Cows grass doesn't appear to be standardized. How much a cow eats in a day. The occult forces could steak a claim on that ambiguity.
A jiffy can be found defined in Wikipedia. Depends on who you talk to as either 1/60th or 1/100th of a second. Makes you wonder if something is going on with peanut butter and chelly if somebody says they'll be back in a Jif.
There are others, but that's enough for now. Let's wait for Jim Fetzer to chime in about whether he thinks his age is in Earth years or Saturn years (or Martian years or any other orbiting planetary body. Like asteroids. Asteroids rock!)
Saturday, February 3, 2018
Consider The Source Of The Story
This is why open minded little Johnny needs to pay attention to the source of the information.
Example 1:
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/01/why-do-people-keep-telling-me-minnesota.html
If you review the January award we see that the Gematrinator is convinced that Vikings means 6 Kings. These two do comment on each others output. Although Hubbard put out his first tweet in 2 1/2 months out recently copying @gematrinator on it, he doesn't spend much time there and its reasonable to assume he might not know G's stance on bad etymology. It's less likely that Derek didn't know of this blog post. He shows up in the comments semi-regularly.
Now make sure to scan down to the comment near the end by Fourteen Eighty Eight. It's a pretty good description of exactly what's wrong with the idea of Vikings having anything to do with six kings.
I have seen some pot shots lately where commenters are accusing the Gematrinator of trolling Hubbard. I'm not surprised. They should be BFFs but the ability of the truth community to turn on each other like a rabid weasel on its owner is remarkable. So with gematria never actually decoding anything one person's solar eclipse is another's purple Teletubbie Super Bowl tribute.
Not only is there no hint of suggesting that the G-man is on Team Viking = 6 Kings there is the source of the bad history. RFG The Chosen One. It's no big secret that RFG and Hubbard don't think too highly of each other. Numerous videos have been produced by both camps about who sucks ass worse at predictions. (They both do about equally, at least in regards to using gematria as a tool to base predictions on).
Considering the time frame of Hubbard's post questioning this Viking thing and the Gematrinator Tweet and a year old alleged source of the story and the crossover of all the commenters reviewing all the material the odds that somebody doesn't know of the point of contention is slim. And nobody says, "Although RFG created this is stupid story, the Gematrinator agrees". The odds are pretty low that open warfare between Hubbard and Derek will come about. Best to just remain with plausibility deniability of, "I didn't see that/didn't hear about that". And there are only so many ninja Viking mercenaries available for higher with rocket launcher control laws being what they are these days. So, Hubbard = Good. Gematrinator = Good. No bad numerology could possibly apply to them. RFG = Bad. It's open season year round.
Example 2:
A simpler one that doesn't require the history of the players involved or ninja Vikings with rocket launchers. From yesterday:
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/02/77-jim-fetzer-9112001-conspiracy.html
Fetzer = Conspiracy Researcher, not conspiracy theorist/crank = Good
JAMES H. FETZER = 62
MASON = 62
Ridiculously easy to shoehorn in as "bad" if you want to. Or if you want to defend whatever bad numerology make a scapegoat of someone you don't like. Oh, that story was made up by the guy who thinks no planes hit the Twin Towers, but where destroyed by rocket propelled grenades. RPG the Chosen One.
Example 1:
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/01/why-do-people-keep-telling-me-minnesota.html
If you review the January award we see that the Gematrinator is convinced that Vikings means 6 Kings. These two do comment on each others output. Although Hubbard put out his first tweet in 2 1/2 months out recently copying @gematrinator on it, he doesn't spend much time there and its reasonable to assume he might not know G's stance on bad etymology. It's less likely that Derek didn't know of this blog post. He shows up in the comments semi-regularly.
Now make sure to scan down to the comment near the end by Fourteen Eighty Eight. It's a pretty good description of exactly what's wrong with the idea of Vikings having anything to do with six kings.
I have seen some pot shots lately where commenters are accusing the Gematrinator of trolling Hubbard. I'm not surprised. They should be BFFs but the ability of the truth community to turn on each other like a rabid weasel on its owner is remarkable. So with gematria never actually decoding anything one person's solar eclipse is another's purple Teletubbie Super Bowl tribute.
Not only is there no hint of suggesting that the G-man is on Team Viking = 6 Kings there is the source of the bad history. RFG The Chosen One. It's no big secret that RFG and Hubbard don't think too highly of each other. Numerous videos have been produced by both camps about who sucks ass worse at predictions. (They both do about equally, at least in regards to using gematria as a tool to base predictions on).
Considering the time frame of Hubbard's post questioning this Viking thing and the Gematrinator Tweet and a year old alleged source of the story and the crossover of all the commenters reviewing all the material the odds that somebody doesn't know of the point of contention is slim. And nobody says, "Although RFG created this is stupid story, the Gematrinator agrees". The odds are pretty low that open warfare between Hubbard and Derek will come about. Best to just remain with plausibility deniability of, "I didn't see that/didn't hear about that". And there are only so many ninja Viking mercenaries available for higher with rocket launcher control laws being what they are these days. So, Hubbard = Good. Gematrinator = Good. No bad numerology could possibly apply to them. RFG = Bad. It's open season year round.
Example 2:
A simpler one that doesn't require the history of the players involved or ninja Vikings with rocket launchers. From yesterday:
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/02/77-jim-fetzer-9112001-conspiracy.html
Fetzer = Conspiracy Researcher, not conspiracy theorist/crank = Good
JAMES H. FETZER = 62
MASON = 62
Ridiculously easy to shoehorn in as "bad" if you want to. Or if you want to defend whatever bad numerology make a scapegoat of someone you don't like. Oh, that story was made up by the guy who thinks no planes hit the Twin Towers, but where destroyed by rocket propelled grenades. RPG the Chosen One.
Friday, February 2, 2018
Shoehorning In Gematria
https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/tools/lp/Bo/LogicalFallacies/161/Shoehorning
If you've been around here for awhile you may have noticed at times that I go astray and start rambling about something silly, e.g. Vikings pillaging for new shoes.
At lot of these are a byproduct of a lame attempt to interject some levity into the horrid source material which is so lifeless and dark that it would be impossible for me to have anyone read my point of view. Add to this trying to finish up before real life takes control, food, take car of the dumbass dog, finding the crappiest movie on TV, etc.... Add to this recognition that sometimes the daily post is just getting too long. But I do try and tie up the loose shoelaces in some semblance of nearby chronology. So here's why I have a sudden interest in Viking footwear.
This is a really big logical fallacy in gematria and there has to be some casual users that simply haven't been presented with the reality in the right way, or they would realize how wrong the system is.
Person's name = number
Number = freemason
Why? Maybe that number should mean rutabaga. Or Viking shoes. Or nuclear weapons, or whatever. The entire system is built on taking it on faith that it has to be freemasonry or Illuminati.
I've touched on this before I found out the more formal name of shoehorning, suggesting they update their catch phrases since nobody is really scared by freemasons. Ninjas would be much scarier. Now that I think about it, Ninja Vikings. With rocket launchers. Yeah, no way I'm getting any sleep tonight.
This would be a good one for open minded little Johnny's parents. "Mumsy, Billy's older brother said the freemasons are out to get us". Mom says, "Shoehorning. Look it up. Or ask your Dad". Dad, "I'm reciting the information in that link above verbatim, now until they are upgraded to ninja Vikings with rocket launchers, don't bother me."
For those unable to access the link, don't care to access the link, or are too scared to because of ninja Vikings with rocket launchers, the name is derived from the little device that lets you slip an uncomfortably tight shoe onto your fat foot. Freemasonry is being shoehorned into the gematria story by saying, well that's the right number for Scottish Rite, so fuck yeah, that must be what it means.
Open minded little Johnny should be paying attention to other details. First of all, ninjas don't wear shoes, per se. Next, take a look at what they say about their own names. The storytellers have names and lots of elisions available and prime numbers and other tricks. I'll betcha that whenever they talk about themselves it's going to be neutral or praiseworthy. Give me any name and I can turn it into the most vile, disgusting attribute imaginable, that is, shoehorning the opposite of what they suggest. By extension, the loyal minions posting in the comments are immune from the negative shoehorning. If Johnny's parents are really busy they can abbreviate the conversation. "Johnny, lists up. Genius and moron have the same value in the original system. Freemasonry and Anti-masonry share the same value. Stop worrying about ninja Vikings, study hard and go cure cancer someday. And get me a beer".
I've spread decided that since shoehorning is so annoyingly prevalent that I'm going to create another character. Erik Vollongongr, the topic of Lucy Furcertain's doctoral thesis. The Viking without shoes so he can sneak around like a ninja. The Viking with horns on his helmet so we get the complete shoe/horn package. The horns that Vikipedia updated their site on just last week because Erik created the first rocket launcher and those were the projectiles. Because all that makes no less sense than shoehorning in freemasonry.
If you've been around here for awhile you may have noticed at times that I go astray and start rambling about something silly, e.g. Vikings pillaging for new shoes.
At lot of these are a byproduct of a lame attempt to interject some levity into the horrid source material which is so lifeless and dark that it would be impossible for me to have anyone read my point of view. Add to this trying to finish up before real life takes control, food, take car of the dumbass dog, finding the crappiest movie on TV, etc.... Add to this recognition that sometimes the daily post is just getting too long. But I do try and tie up the loose shoelaces in some semblance of nearby chronology. So here's why I have a sudden interest in Viking footwear.
This is a really big logical fallacy in gematria and there has to be some casual users that simply haven't been presented with the reality in the right way, or they would realize how wrong the system is.
Person's name = number
Number = freemason
Why? Maybe that number should mean rutabaga. Or Viking shoes. Or nuclear weapons, or whatever. The entire system is built on taking it on faith that it has to be freemasonry or Illuminati.
I've touched on this before I found out the more formal name of shoehorning, suggesting they update their catch phrases since nobody is really scared by freemasons. Ninjas would be much scarier. Now that I think about it, Ninja Vikings. With rocket launchers. Yeah, no way I'm getting any sleep tonight.
This would be a good one for open minded little Johnny's parents. "Mumsy, Billy's older brother said the freemasons are out to get us". Mom says, "Shoehorning. Look it up. Or ask your Dad". Dad, "I'm reciting the information in that link above verbatim, now until they are upgraded to ninja Vikings with rocket launchers, don't bother me."
For those unable to access the link, don't care to access the link, or are too scared to because of ninja Vikings with rocket launchers, the name is derived from the little device that lets you slip an uncomfortably tight shoe onto your fat foot. Freemasonry is being shoehorned into the gematria story by saying, well that's the right number for Scottish Rite, so fuck yeah, that must be what it means.
Open minded little Johnny should be paying attention to other details. First of all, ninjas don't wear shoes, per se. Next, take a look at what they say about their own names. The storytellers have names and lots of elisions available and prime numbers and other tricks. I'll betcha that whenever they talk about themselves it's going to be neutral or praiseworthy. Give me any name and I can turn it into the most vile, disgusting attribute imaginable, that is, shoehorning the opposite of what they suggest. By extension, the loyal minions posting in the comments are immune from the negative shoehorning. If Johnny's parents are really busy they can abbreviate the conversation. "Johnny, lists up. Genius and moron have the same value in the original system. Freemasonry and Anti-masonry share the same value. Stop worrying about ninja Vikings, study hard and go cure cancer someday. And get me a beer".
I've spread decided that since shoehorning is so annoyingly prevalent that I'm going to create another character. Erik Vollongongr, the topic of Lucy Furcertain's doctoral thesis. The Viking without shoes so he can sneak around like a ninja. The Viking with horns on his helmet so we get the complete shoe/horn package. The horns that Vikipedia updated their site on just last week because Erik created the first rocket launcher and those were the projectiles. Because all that makes no less sense than shoehorning in freemasonry.
Thursday, February 1, 2018
Zom Rebuttal
I hate not getting in the last word. Google's being a bitch and I can't comment right now, so a whole new post.
Leah Remini
King of Queens
Playing Cards
Bridge
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Wollongong
Named after Viking King Eric Vollongungr
V=Roman Numeral Five
Monty Python recaps Roman Achievements in Life of Brian like Aqueducts. Aqueducts are a type of bridge for water.
Life of Brian is made up history.
Use of Letter V in Vikings and Eric Vollongungr are made up history.
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Eminem
M&Ms
Candy
Candy Cane
Caine Mutiny
Michael Caine
He was in A Bridge Too Far and Zulu which had bridge building
Bridge
_________________
Leah Remini
Great Lips
Lips are below the nose
Nose has a bridge
_______________________
Minnesota
Sounds like the six oz miniature cans you get on airplanes.
Airplanes are like spaceships.
Spaceships have a bridge
and
If you pass the point where you don't have enough fuel to get back...the point of no return.
Bridget Fonda
_________________
Shoes
Feet
Feet have arches
Arches on bridges
Vikings want shoes for two feet.
2 =II in Roman Numerals
II looks like 11
Master Builder #
Building bridges
__________________
9/11
First Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge
Awarded Bronze Star with V - Viking tribute
V is the second Roman numeral after I
1+1=2
11, master builder number
B is second letter of English Alphabet
T is second most common letter of English alphabet after e.
Substitute T for B in T. Ridge
B. Ridge.
And after that Bridge Too Far, I'm done and will allow you the last word if you want.
Leah Remini
King of Queens
Playing Cards
Bridge
------------------
Wollongong
Named after Viking King Eric Vollongungr
V=Roman Numeral Five
Monty Python recaps Roman Achievements in Life of Brian like Aqueducts. Aqueducts are a type of bridge for water.
Life of Brian is made up history.
Use of Letter V in Vikings and Eric Vollongungr are made up history.
--------------------
Eminem
M&Ms
Candy
Candy Cane
Caine Mutiny
Michael Caine
He was in A Bridge Too Far and Zulu which had bridge building
Bridge
_________________
Leah Remini
Great Lips
Lips are below the nose
Nose has a bridge
_______________________
Minnesota
Sounds like the six oz miniature cans you get on airplanes.
Airplanes are like spaceships.
Spaceships have a bridge
and
If you pass the point where you don't have enough fuel to get back...the point of no return.
Bridget Fonda
_________________
Shoes
Feet
Feet have arches
Arches on bridges
Vikings want shoes for two feet.
2 =II in Roman Numerals
II looks like 11
Master Builder #
Building bridges
__________________
9/11
First Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge
Awarded Bronze Star with V - Viking tribute
V is the second Roman numeral after I
1+1=2
11, master builder number
B is second letter of English Alphabet
T is second most common letter of English alphabet after e.
Substitute T for B in T. Ridge
B. Ridge.
And after that Bridge Too Far, I'm done and will allow you the last word if you want.
The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, January 2018
All hail the conquerors!
https://web.archive.org/web/20180201093400/https://mobile.twitter.com/Gematrinator/status/950781652573343745?p=v
I have to take a guess where the fake etymology came from. But since the answer to the question, "Does the word Viking have anything to do with 6 kings?" is no way, here's the real story.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/Viking
We'll play Dan for a bit here. What's the first few things that come to mind if you hear the word 'viking'? Other than football. Probably dudes swigging high powered ale hopping in ships and doing some creative raping and pillaging. So, it makes all kinds of sense to use your own language to name yourself. Freebooter sounds like they had an unhealthy interest in raiding villages for their shoes. You don't want to be walking around the fjords in bare feet. Raiders, pirates. Dang, these guys are popular for sports teams. I wonder if there's a minor league team in someone's farm animals system named the Creeks. Seems appropriate for a team owner or manager named Vic.
I can understand the common mistake about Vikings wearing horned helmets. That's probably Hollywood. People don't like to have their shoes stolen, so you want your pillagers to have a lot of visual hints that instantly associate them with being a total badass. Wearing fur. Check. Gigantic two handed sword. Check. Lots of unkempt hair. Check. Shoes badly in need of head or replacement. Check. Wait a second. They don't have anything on their head! (Other than unkempt hair). Let's throw on helmets, and since they're really badass, HORNS! Pillagers(no gematria story is complete without multiple Pi references) vs. Villagers. Villagers have nice shoes, farming tools for weapons and a nice crew cut. We need to see the 314 pillagers snarling and making berserker battle cries, so no panning the camera down to the shoes. We now have helmets with horns (which there's no historical evidence for) so we can distinguish between between badass berserker criers and villagers screaming because they crapped their pants, "SHIT! I just got these shoes for my birthday"!
That was a fun tangent for me, but serves a point also. Some things are commonly mistaken for whatever reason. I have absolutely no idea where this Vikings means 6 kings story originated. It's not common like horny helmets (which ties in nicely with the raping portion of Viking activity). But I did find a couple of Q and A forums where it was debunked for the reason of, not being true.
So we're left to some educated guess work. I think you'll agree and probably already figured it out by now. After all, we're talking about numerologists. VI-KINGS. Roman numeral 6 and Kings. Neither portion of which has anything to do with the Old Norse actual origin.
There isn't much historical overlap directly between Viking and Roman cultures. If you start counting offshoots and lineage you can stretch it. But there isn't the great battle of Gravius Mistakimus vs. Bjorn Vikander at the fields of Gematrixon to mark as a reason how Roman numerals crept in to the old Norse tongue. They had their own word for king, konungr. Instead of borrowing or being forced into subjugation and put under threat of being forced to go barefoot, six would probably been closer to German and the six kings would have been "sechskonung". Which the sechs part also ties in nicely to the raping portion of their activities. Oh mighty Romans! We have heard so much about you and your wonderful aqueducts and shoe technology! Mind if we borrow the number VI for a bit?
Let me guess further. The story of Viking raping activity, the ensuing shoe fetish and the six kings story was on Vikipedia. But they changed it to make you look bad.
https://web.archive.org/web/20180201093400/https://mobile.twitter.com/Gematrinator/status/950781652573343745?p=v
I have to take a guess where the fake etymology came from. But since the answer to the question, "Does the word Viking have anything to do with 6 kings?" is no way, here's the real story.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/Viking
We'll play Dan for a bit here. What's the first few things that come to mind if you hear the word 'viking'? Other than football. Probably dudes swigging high powered ale hopping in ships and doing some creative raping and pillaging. So, it makes all kinds of sense to use your own language to name yourself. Freebooter sounds like they had an unhealthy interest in raiding villages for their shoes. You don't want to be walking around the fjords in bare feet. Raiders, pirates. Dang, these guys are popular for sports teams. I wonder if there's a minor league team in someone's farm animals system named the Creeks. Seems appropriate for a team owner or manager named Vic.
I can understand the common mistake about Vikings wearing horned helmets. That's probably Hollywood. People don't like to have their shoes stolen, so you want your pillagers to have a lot of visual hints that instantly associate them with being a total badass. Wearing fur. Check. Gigantic two handed sword. Check. Lots of unkempt hair. Check. Shoes badly in need of head or replacement. Check. Wait a second. They don't have anything on their head! (Other than unkempt hair). Let's throw on helmets, and since they're really badass, HORNS! Pillagers(no gematria story is complete without multiple Pi references) vs. Villagers. Villagers have nice shoes, farming tools for weapons and a nice crew cut. We need to see the 314 pillagers snarling and making berserker battle cries, so no panning the camera down to the shoes. We now have helmets with horns (which there's no historical evidence for) so we can distinguish between between badass berserker criers and villagers screaming because they crapped their pants, "SHIT! I just got these shoes for my birthday"!
That was a fun tangent for me, but serves a point also. Some things are commonly mistaken for whatever reason. I have absolutely no idea where this Vikings means 6 kings story originated. It's not common like horny helmets (which ties in nicely with the raping portion of Viking activity). But I did find a couple of Q and A forums where it was debunked for the reason of, not being true.
So we're left to some educated guess work. I think you'll agree and probably already figured it out by now. After all, we're talking about numerologists. VI-KINGS. Roman numeral 6 and Kings. Neither portion of which has anything to do with the Old Norse actual origin.
There isn't much historical overlap directly between Viking and Roman cultures. If you start counting offshoots and lineage you can stretch it. But there isn't the great battle of Gravius Mistakimus vs. Bjorn Vikander at the fields of Gematrixon to mark as a reason how Roman numerals crept in to the old Norse tongue. They had their own word for king, konungr. Instead of borrowing or being forced into subjugation and put under threat of being forced to go barefoot, six would probably been closer to German and the six kings would have been "sechskonung". Which the sechs part also ties in nicely to the raping portion of their activities. Oh mighty Romans! We have heard so much about you and your wonderful aqueducts and shoe technology! Mind if we borrow the number VI for a bit?
Let me guess further. The story of Viking raping activity, the ensuing shoe fetish and the six kings story was on Vikipedia. But they changed it to make you look bad.
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
The Psychological Projection Of The Month Award - January 2018
A new year and new awards!
If you noticed I didn't give any critic awards out in the last two months of 2017. There's a reason for this. Censorship. My source material is being suppressed.
Literally. It's been admitted and also circumstantial evidence points towards deletion of comments. The video makers can delete unwanted comments. The more rational and damaging presentations a
disappear. I need to research more, but I find some videos that the comments section says there are far more comments than actual show up including showing all the replies to comments.
So we have to settle for some PP.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZMXPgHh1qk
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday. Don't know if this is always going to be on Wednesday and called Tuesday for the alliteration. Don't know if this is the only Tuesday that the tinfoil hat will be worn.
What you don't know from this one video is that Hubbard has taken to wearing what looks like a wool winter cap for every single video, for days - weeks before this. I would never, ever, ever, ever suggest that this was because he shaved his head and ready to let the world know. Because that would be starting an unfounded rumor. Since he NEVER does that I should follow that example. At least I would never, ever, ever suggest it was for the full Neo-Nazi skinhead effect. I'd probably do something more sinister like suggest it was for some Asian religious ritual to appease the girlfriend we never see on film. And all these unfounded rumors would make me look bad. Even though I foul spend about half an hour to prove them with gematria.
Regardless, hat worn. Joke made. Rave reviews from the loyal minions. And it should be, because it was funny. A classic example of reverse psychology. Obviously if I take the effort to act out the stereotype I'm not actually the stereotype. He's also filmed a couple of videos in his car recently. Getting out of Mom's basement! Good idea! And the one made while folding laundry was classic. (If only he would put the same effort into folding up shop and stop blogging and making videos). Those out of the basement videos aren't quite the same, but I really wanted to make the folding joke.
Now I've done the same tactic myself, using other people as the example without their knowledge or permission. My legal staff (the dog and a phone book with every infomercial lawyer phone number with repeating digits like 1-222-222-2222) are still waiting for Jenna and the entire population to tell me to knock it off. Wollongongians have it a bit easier. At least I haven't suggested they are the Antichrist. Yet.
In a formal debate pointing out your opponent has character flaws is a no no. Let me check. Ok. Dog says this isn't a formal debate. Now if you're trying to deflect criticism by embracing the stereotype to suggest the opposite....seems like you might be saying, "You're crazy for thinking I'm crazy". Also a no no.
So let's just let the world at large judge the content of this video and others based on the actual content regardless of the hat.
I must point out the unfortunate circumstances of Tin for this. It's abbreviation on the periodic table is Sn. SN=33 in simple. That would suggest that it would be easier to have the evil empire find you instead of blocking mind controlling rays.
If you noticed I didn't give any critic awards out in the last two months of 2017. There's a reason for this. Censorship. My source material is being suppressed.
Literally. It's been admitted and also circumstantial evidence points towards deletion of comments. The video makers can delete unwanted comments. The more rational and damaging presentations a
disappear. I need to research more, but I find some videos that the comments section says there are far more comments than actual show up including showing all the replies to comments.
So we have to settle for some PP.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZMXPgHh1qk
Tinfoil Hat Tuesday. Don't know if this is always going to be on Wednesday and called Tuesday for the alliteration. Don't know if this is the only Tuesday that the tinfoil hat will be worn.
What you don't know from this one video is that Hubbard has taken to wearing what looks like a wool winter cap for every single video, for days - weeks before this. I would never, ever, ever, ever suggest that this was because he shaved his head and ready to let the world know. Because that would be starting an unfounded rumor. Since he NEVER does that I should follow that example. At least I would never, ever, ever suggest it was for the full Neo-Nazi skinhead effect. I'd probably do something more sinister like suggest it was for some Asian religious ritual to appease the girlfriend we never see on film. And all these unfounded rumors would make me look bad. Even though I foul spend about half an hour to prove them with gematria.
Regardless, hat worn. Joke made. Rave reviews from the loyal minions. And it should be, because it was funny. A classic example of reverse psychology. Obviously if I take the effort to act out the stereotype I'm not actually the stereotype. He's also filmed a couple of videos in his car recently. Getting out of Mom's basement! Good idea! And the one made while folding laundry was classic. (If only he would put the same effort into folding up shop and stop blogging and making videos). Those out of the basement videos aren't quite the same, but I really wanted to make the folding joke.
Now I've done the same tactic myself, using other people as the example without their knowledge or permission. My legal staff (the dog and a phone book with every infomercial lawyer phone number with repeating digits like 1-222-222-2222) are still waiting for Jenna and the entire population to tell me to knock it off. Wollongongians have it a bit easier. At least I haven't suggested they are the Antichrist. Yet.
In a formal debate pointing out your opponent has character flaws is a no no. Let me check. Ok. Dog says this isn't a formal debate. Now if you're trying to deflect criticism by embracing the stereotype to suggest the opposite....seems like you might be saying, "You're crazy for thinking I'm crazy". Also a no no.
So let's just let the world at large judge the content of this video and others based on the actual content regardless of the hat.
I must point out the unfortunate circumstances of Tin for this. It's abbreviation on the periodic table is Sn. SN=33 in simple. That would suggest that it would be easier to have the evil empire find you instead of blocking mind controlling rays.
Friday, January 26, 2018
A Fibonacci Cipher?
Doesn't seem likely, at least not as a straight up one letter to one number relationship
http://www.maths.surrey.ac.uk/hosted-sites/R.Knott/Fibonacci/fibtable.html
Our good friend Glass Wizzard asked the Gematrinator if he ever considered an elision based on Fibonacci numbers in a comment on his Cory Booker video about a week ago.
On the Pro side for having a numbering system based on Fibonacci's sequence we have
1) You can always ignore any numbers you don't like. So the few short words and/or words heavily loaded in the early part of the sequence have some values to play with. Then it can sit idly in fallow for a growing season waiting until it gets replanted with a cash crop like FADE or GAG.
2) It was brought to the Gematrinator's attention. If there's someone that's going to make a new cipher, he's the go to guy. That is, if there's someone who recognizes how useless the elision would be for something like GLASS WIZZARD he'd be the one to suggest that the evil empire did not think Z would have meant 121,393. But who knows what? He's also mentioned Star Numbers are being worked up. The numbering pattern is similar where by the time you're getting to Z by itself is 3,901. So it becomes an issue of how far you want to stretch credibility.
3) Dan might see the webpage I linked and feel that RKnott = Are Not and FIBTABLE is appropriate for a description of the way it will be used.
Reasons not to:
1) There's enough problems with the existing elisions.
2) It's linguistic racism to tell the upper end of the alphabet to fuck off.
3) The Gematrinator hasn't responded.
4) In practical use a nice averaged size word is almost always going to be turned back into a smaller number in some way.
5) Gematria is stupid.
But let's go back to point 4 in the not to list and our field of dream numbers. If you want to plant a cash crop of CAB, so you can have a cash CAB which was a fun show that was essentially Jeopardy! Lite, you would have CAB = 1+1+2=4. Might as well let the field stay in fallow. No point in bothering with a 4 that is pretty much useless. If you want to grow a food crop for a cash COW, there's that damned W. COW= 2+610+28657=29,269. I doubt there's any serious matches without suggesting you cast out an extra 2 and 9 and making it 269 or similar chicanery. Even the letter O by itself is bound to be instantly changed to 61.
Just like the other expansion elisions we don't need there's no logical reason to think that the evil empire would start hiding their secret mockery by changing word to number, then immediately change it into another number.
I can put this on my list of homework projects. Turn a Fibonacci based elision into a 113 I like. I probably will.
http://www.maths.surrey.ac.uk/hosted-sites/R.Knott/Fibonacci/fibtable.html
Our good friend Glass Wizzard asked the Gematrinator if he ever considered an elision based on Fibonacci numbers in a comment on his Cory Booker video about a week ago.
On the Pro side for having a numbering system based on Fibonacci's sequence we have
1) You can always ignore any numbers you don't like. So the few short words and/or words heavily loaded in the early part of the sequence have some values to play with. Then it can sit idly in fallow for a growing season waiting until it gets replanted with a cash crop like FADE or GAG.
2) It was brought to the Gematrinator's attention. If there's someone that's going to make a new cipher, he's the go to guy. That is, if there's someone who recognizes how useless the elision would be for something like GLASS WIZZARD he'd be the one to suggest that the evil empire did not think Z would have meant 121,393. But who knows what? He's also mentioned Star Numbers are being worked up. The numbering pattern is similar where by the time you're getting to Z by itself is 3,901. So it becomes an issue of how far you want to stretch credibility.
3) Dan might see the webpage I linked and feel that RKnott = Are Not and FIBTABLE is appropriate for a description of the way it will be used.
Reasons not to:
1) There's enough problems with the existing elisions.
2) It's linguistic racism to tell the upper end of the alphabet to fuck off.
3) The Gematrinator hasn't responded.
4) In practical use a nice averaged size word is almost always going to be turned back into a smaller number in some way.
5) Gematria is stupid.
But let's go back to point 4 in the not to list and our field of dream numbers. If you want to plant a cash crop of CAB, so you can have a cash CAB which was a fun show that was essentially Jeopardy! Lite, you would have CAB = 1+1+2=4. Might as well let the field stay in fallow. No point in bothering with a 4 that is pretty much useless. If you want to grow a food crop for a cash COW, there's that damned W. COW= 2+610+28657=29,269. I doubt there's any serious matches without suggesting you cast out an extra 2 and 9 and making it 269 or similar chicanery. Even the letter O by itself is bound to be instantly changed to 61.
Just like the other expansion elisions we don't need there's no logical reason to think that the evil empire would start hiding their secret mockery by changing word to number, then immediately change it into another number.
I can put this on my list of homework projects. Turn a Fibonacci based elision into a 113 I like. I probably will.
Thursday, January 25, 2018
The Articles of Confabulation - The Organizational Meeting Minutes
This is the first part* in a series about research uncovering some important ancient documents.
Lucy Furcertain, our resident research expert (who has 666 gematria in Satanic and looks really good in a halter top**) took advantage of a disillusioned flunky, easily bribed with a couple bars of chocolate and some dinosaur DNA, uncovered the thought to be mythical Articles of Confabulation. The bible, so to speak, of how a truth seeker is supposed to operate. The code of rules for those that have no real rules. Rules are meant to be broken, they say. And boy, these rules are about as broken as you can get - in the sense of needing to be fixed.
The minutes of the organizational meeting to discuss organizing a meeting to form a committee on organizational meeting guidelines*** provide some insight on how the dysfunctional rules were set in motion. So before we actually get into the Articles themselves, here's what happened:
Meeting was called to disorder.
It was motioned to recognize that Bob brought donuts and should be reimbursed. Motion seconded by Bob. Not the same Bob, but the mirror image of Bob (name tag of boB). All were in favor and motion passed. It was further moved that said reimbursement should be zero since donuts look like a zero. Seconded by boB. All except Bob consented. Motion passed.
Discussion on THE
Problems were identified with the word, "The", having gematria of 33 in simple and 113 in Jewish. 33 making it a bad guys word and 113 meaning dishonest. Motion made, seconded and passed to retain the word The for the Articles as a working title until sorted out. Motion made, seconded and passed to ban Selma who had actually done the research on this. Motion made, seconded and passed to include specific rules on not doing research within the Articles. Motion made seconded and passed to make the Knights Who Say,"Ni" scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail required viewing regarding the consequences of gematria on the whole language, including really common and innocuous words that are necessary.
Discussion on ARTICLES
It was discussed that ARTICLE could mean:
1) A separate clause in a document
2) One of a group of things.
3) A piece of writing such as magazine article
4) A grammar term for words like, THE.
Motion made, second and voted down to make gematria differentiate words with multiple meanings. Motion made, seconded and passed to never, ever discuss anything about THE again as it's really become a pain in the ass. Motion made to use ORACLES. Not seconded after Delphia pointed out that nobody could predict anything with gematria. ORACLES shelved. Motion made to use AURICLES because it reminded Cal of ARTICLES. Motion seconded and voted down. Motion made, seconded and passed to include being completely heartless a specific requirement within the articles.
Discussion on CONFABULATION
Motion made, seconded and passed to retain CONFABULATION which can be unconscious filling in the gaps but has negative overtones of fabrication. Motion made, seconded and passed to specifically include usage of fancy words out of context within the articles.
Motion made, seconded and passed to use The Articles of Confabulation as the title while informally accepting, Da Stuff About Dem Things.
Discussion on election of officers
Tabled until membership increases. Motions made, seconded and passed to list requirements for officers as:
President - Sociopathic compulsive liar
Vice President - Anyone that can cut and paste text into a computer application.
Treasurer - Shady accountant good at hiding misappropriated funds
Secretary - Someone good at picking out snacks for future meetings.
Discussion on Conspiracy Theorist
Motion made, seconded and passed to use Conspiracy Using Numerology Theorist instead of the bland Conspiracy Theorist. Motion made, seconded and passed to ban the use of acronyms.
*Translate - I'm going to milk this for as long as I can.
** My blog. If I want to make an unfunny sexist remark, I will live the consequences. She's obviously fictitious, so get over it.
***Probably some Presbyterians involved, here.
Lucy Furcertain, our resident research expert (who has 666 gematria in Satanic and looks really good in a halter top**) took advantage of a disillusioned flunky, easily bribed with a couple bars of chocolate and some dinosaur DNA, uncovered the thought to be mythical Articles of Confabulation. The bible, so to speak, of how a truth seeker is supposed to operate. The code of rules for those that have no real rules. Rules are meant to be broken, they say. And boy, these rules are about as broken as you can get - in the sense of needing to be fixed.
The minutes of the organizational meeting to discuss organizing a meeting to form a committee on organizational meeting guidelines*** provide some insight on how the dysfunctional rules were set in motion. So before we actually get into the Articles themselves, here's what happened:
Meeting was called to disorder.
It was motioned to recognize that Bob brought donuts and should be reimbursed. Motion seconded by Bob. Not the same Bob, but the mirror image of Bob (name tag of boB). All were in favor and motion passed. It was further moved that said reimbursement should be zero since donuts look like a zero. Seconded by boB. All except Bob consented. Motion passed.
Discussion on THE
Problems were identified with the word, "The", having gematria of 33 in simple and 113 in Jewish. 33 making it a bad guys word and 113 meaning dishonest. Motion made, seconded and passed to retain the word The for the Articles as a working title until sorted out. Motion made, seconded and passed to ban Selma who had actually done the research on this. Motion made, seconded and passed to include specific rules on not doing research within the Articles. Motion made seconded and passed to make the Knights Who Say,"Ni" scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail required viewing regarding the consequences of gematria on the whole language, including really common and innocuous words that are necessary.
Discussion on ARTICLES
It was discussed that ARTICLE could mean:
1) A separate clause in a document
2) One of a group of things.
3) A piece of writing such as magazine article
4) A grammar term for words like, THE.
Motion made, second and voted down to make gematria differentiate words with multiple meanings. Motion made, seconded and passed to never, ever discuss anything about THE again as it's really become a pain in the ass. Motion made to use ORACLES. Not seconded after Delphia pointed out that nobody could predict anything with gematria. ORACLES shelved. Motion made to use AURICLES because it reminded Cal of ARTICLES. Motion seconded and voted down. Motion made, seconded and passed to include being completely heartless a specific requirement within the articles.
Discussion on CONFABULATION
Motion made, seconded and passed to retain CONFABULATION which can be unconscious filling in the gaps but has negative overtones of fabrication. Motion made, seconded and passed to specifically include usage of fancy words out of context within the articles.
Motion made, seconded and passed to use The Articles of Confabulation as the title while informally accepting, Da Stuff About Dem Things.
Discussion on election of officers
Tabled until membership increases. Motions made, seconded and passed to list requirements for officers as:
President - Sociopathic compulsive liar
Vice President - Anyone that can cut and paste text into a computer application.
Treasurer - Shady accountant good at hiding misappropriated funds
Secretary - Someone good at picking out snacks for future meetings.
Discussion on Conspiracy Theorist
Motion made, seconded and passed to use Conspiracy Using Numerology Theorist instead of the bland Conspiracy Theorist. Motion made, seconded and passed to ban the use of acronyms.
*Translate - I'm going to milk this for as long as I can.
** My blog. If I want to make an unfunny sexist remark, I will live the consequences. She's obviously fictitious, so get over it.
***Probably some Presbyterians involved, here.
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