Tuesday, January 31, 2017

The Phallusy Of Gematria Reduction Methods

Post title because these dickheads keep using the same misnomer over and over and over.


I've seen a video where Chucky has is pet Germatrinator spreadsheet screw showing how neato spiffy keen it is to use. Type in the word - TERRORIST and it shows the results in number form. Over *multiple* numbering systems.


It's bad enough that we have Simple, Jewish, Sumerian, Masonic and fuck knows what else. But there's also shown side by side on the same screen the results in the S Reduction, T Reduction and M reduction methods.


I think those were chosen to be allowed to be special because they are the first letters of Scholar, Teacher and Mentor. I don't know. And there's certainly no point to trying to rationalize the way these jackwipes think.


Anyway, the reduction is an elimination of the key letter from a word. Simple example , in S reduction remove the 's' in is, leaves you with an 'i' and the total is now 9 instead of 27. Now when 27 doesn't work for your date use September 9th instead of September 27th.


This is NOT a reduction. This is an expansion. Fewer number combos, more matches. Again, these clowns never use more than two or three digits. The closest in recent history was Nad taking 3018, eliminating the 0 which in some weird kind of kindertener logic makes limited sense and worked it as 318. Close enough.


Oh and of course there isn't a Q Reduction. Not enough as. Let's just pick the second most common letter of the English language and two other popular ones. I= TIT. Yeah. Right.


Nad's newest post had a repeat of the whine I've heard in a recent Chucky video. "I can't believe I have critics, its so obvious."(Or variations thereof). Once we get to the point where you can admit that 77 does not equal 46 or barber and barbarian are different words I'll be happy to talk with you about it. In the meantime keep posting from your crappy home* and digging you own grave.


Shovel, S reduction = hovel. Same word.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Facebook Sucks-New Gematria Website

To quote a phrase Nad has been using a lot lately. Just a short post. (Which for him means he needs more time to pull numbers out his ass.), Chucky has launched a new social medua site. And today is the last day to donate. So if you have no other scams to waste your money on, go for it!


Chucky's video update shows a goal of $33,000 since the number 33 is the number of the teacher or scholar. As he reports there has been a lot of gullible people that have thrown money at this. Over $14,000 raised.


He picked the goal because he is the teacher. The scholar. The Master, expert, guru, top dog.


But the donation total shows he's not half as good as he thinks he is.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Gematria-Common Data and Different Results

I keep looking for conflicting results between Nad and Chucky's posts. Mostly I'm disappointed that I haven't seen much disagreement. I believe that this I because I have pretty good idea on the differing personalities. I take solace that even though I think it would be more damaging to see an outright argument start over different results it is good enough to see personalization of the data set as more prop you can make up anything you want out of anything.


Nad just posted about how these things keep appearing related to his personal life and now has discovered that Daniel in the Bible mst have been meant for him. Like he's the only guy named Daniel. And I don't know how long he's going to keep playing the cancer card, but it is getting tiresome. Every celebrity death from cancer gets a shout out to dear old Uncle Barney passing away earlier this month. Like he's the only person who lost a relative to cancer. Dumb ass, over 20,000 people die EVERY DAY from cancer. So Nad's version of crazy is narcissistic to the extreme.


Chucky is more into the conspiracies. Things like the Broncos-Panthers Super Bowl was because the Free Masons wanted to start a race war between the whites and the blacks. That's a true story, you can see the video online. His proof is, well, 47. Seriously. I don't have the time or desire to go into the details of that now.


Since sports in general and football is the go to trump card I've been waiting for a conflict to arise between them. Should be interesting hen even things like team names have the same simple gematria (e.g. Chargers and Ravens =74). There isn't much cross talk or attempts at correcting each other. Instead of arguing which team is meant to win the Super Bowl based on these magic numbers we only get pats on the back and "in addition to your research I found..." commentary. Chucky gets to prove how bad he is predicting Green Bay wold make the Super Bowl and Nad gets to prove that Lady Gaga is singing in the Super Bowl half-time show because his uncle died of cancer two weeks ago.


Speaking of Chucky's claim about the Broncos-Panthers matchup. He trotted out the one year anniversary special edition of his video about how Ryan Phillips of USA Today found his video from 2016, wrote an article about how nuts it was. Chucky is proud of that 2016 video, for sure. No word on how the race war is going. I sent a message to Mr. Phillips explaining it quite simply.


All you need to know about the confirmation bias in these numbers is that they are vague two an three digit numbers and they ignore contrary results. I doubt well ever see Chucky, Bad ir anyone that comments on their blogs acknowledge that even I its purest form HUBBARD and DOUCHE both equal 56 in simple gematria. Still waiting to see if Mr. Phillips will reply. I'll post it here if he does.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Muslim Terrorist John Hurt Passes Away

More typical rambling confirmation bias on The Mindless Freaks Blog. At least his dates and number counts appear to be accurate today.


Time to explain the post title. Even Nad didn't go so far as to make that claim, but it is insinuated. Talk of the book 1984 as John starred in the film version. 911 number tie ins. Passenger count on Flight 175, dates related to these and collateralized topics such as the House of Windsor and the Pope, etc...


All one big, sloppy NERDS* mess. What's not said is just as important as what is said. Let me think a second...something gnawing away at the back of my brain like an angry gerbil...


Oh yeah, I think there were two planes that crashed into the Trade Center on 9/11. Flight 11 and its passenger count just weren't important enough to make even an honorable mention. Guess that's why John was only an Oscar nominee and not an Oscar winner.


And we also had the death of Mike Conners (Mannix) recently that never got a mention. By now it's a given how painfully easy it is to come up with vague two and three digit numbers that match other vague two and three digit numbers. Even the most recent post has a cheat I'll call a CANTS. The number you got cant's work, so Condense A Number To Suit. 1091 was condensed to 191 because it was "close enough". Mike Conners' film career too limited? John Hurt has been in like one thousand bazillion things. So now all the costars, release dates, dates of birth, # of days between events and every tiny bit of minutiae for damn near everyone can be pulled into this awe inspiring number like -56-.


I'm kind of surprised that two other John Hurt works didn't get a mention. V for Vendetta would have been a nice match with 1984 with dystopian future societies in each. V was a terrorist! And John was in the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who with Jenna Coleman. Having already proven that she us the Antiantichrist it would have been nice to see a mention. And a picture. You can never have too many Jenna pictures.


*Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set


Friday, January 27, 2017

Gematria Jokes

Why don't gematrians like the show Numb3rs?




It was created by Ridley Scott, famous for the Alien movies and stars Judd Hirsch who was in Independence Day about aliens. It has real numbers in it, not gematria. The concept of real numbers is alien to numerologists so it upsets them. Also, it's set in Los Angeles, not Miami.




Why don't gematrians like the movie Life of Pi?


Pi has implications associated to real numbers. Numerologists have no real life. It also has a tiger in it, not a dolphin.


How many gematrians does it take to change a light bulb?


Between 10 and 999 since they only use two and three digit numbers. The actual number it takes will be equal to the number that participated in changing it and can't be predicted. Only reported after the fact.


Why do male gematrians like football?


They don't, their significant others do. Come on, there's a position called a tight end. That has to mean something, right?


A gematrian walks into a bar and wants to order a 7 and 7. He goes away thirsty because the bartender doesn't know what the drink he called a 293 is.


Why are so many gematrians meteorologists?


Because they can get paid to be wrong all the time.


Why don't gematrians use their skills to play the lottery?


Because of the inevitable collapse of the global financial system. That's what happened in 2008. Or did it? Hmmm...


Why did the gematrian chop off his hands and feet?


Too many digits to deal with.


What is the favorite breakfast cereal of gematrians?


Answer 1- One similar to Alpha Bits called Number Crunch.
Answer 2- Anything but Cheerios because they all look like zeroes.
Answer 3- Nothing. Real gematrians don't eat breakfast.


Why didn't the gematrian cross the road?


Because it was Route #666. And a chicken crossed it and he was afraid of eggs and the temptation to eat breakfast.


Why did the gematrian build his house with 2x4s


He was going to use 2x4s. 2x4=8. Octopi have eight legs. Octopi live in water. The Aegean Sea is a body of water. Aegean Sea reminded him of AGNC. In simple gematria AGNC=25. 25 is 5x5. The 55th day of the year is February 24th which is 2/24. Which reminded him of 2x4s so he built his house with 2x4s.





Thursday, January 26, 2017

Mary Tyler Moorebid Curiosity-Another Gematria Cheat

My dog got me up. I'm not too mad at him since I couldn't sleep anyway. At least he didn't eat my homework.


Crap on TV. The best I can find is Runaway starring Tom Selleck's mustache and Kirstie Alley, so phone time instead. Something Moore important to do. Time to indulge in my Moore is curiosity about what Nad would do with the death of Mary Tyler Moore.


I called that one right. The mooretician has barely had time to prep the body, her pastor cleanse her mooretal soul and Mooregan Freemans send a farewell tribute tweet and Nad latched on to that news and documented it faster than Michael Moore.


I'm going to need a new name here. Let's call this one a Lester instead of making an acronym. (The other half of my crack team of acronym makers is asleep on my lap right now.). This is when something superficially looks uncommon, but is actually quite common. More is less=Lester Moore.


The Mary Tyler Moore death gets a mention in Nad's 1/25 post just long enough to make it a reference to football. Again with the football. Again with the Miami Dolphins. <sigh >


I'm going to have to bust on your lack of creativity here Iceman*. I fully understand the way you operate. You boot up your gematria calculator. At least one site lets you search names and numbers for cross indexing. Then you tie these together in often the most bizarre fashion and present the conclusion with an air of, "Holy shit! Look at that! What are the odds?". Or in this case you go to an old standby for the bazillonth time, Miami Dolphin, Matt Moore.


Funny thing about the Internet is that it has lotsa information on it. Moore than you could possibly dream of. Ever notice Nad also has a go to source in The Simpsons? Exactly how common are these names? Is it really that cool and uncommon or superficial?


It was Moore than easy to find a site that already did the census work for me. On the first page Simpson is shown as the 126th most common last name in the United States. I was surprised at where Moore came in at, a whopping #9 on the chart.


The same as avoiding gematria that results in one digit numbers because it's too obvious that 3 isn't that special*, they avoid Smith or Jones. Moore might seem uncommon but based on the percentage of total US population over 200,000 people have the last name Moore. Just in the US.


Even without adding another cheat into the data set, comparing two people with the same last name of Moore doesn't prove anything. Now if Frank's daughter Moon Unit crashed her car the same day that Mandy Eunice Zappa the homeless crack whore from Clearwater was run over by a car I would still think it's a coincidence, but I would admit that it was weird. But I'm safe because Zappa is an uncommon name, the elitist cosmic entities avoid non-celebrities and it didn't happen in Miami.


*Nad's rapper alter ego, Natty Ice.
**. Personally 3 is my third favorite number after 1729 and 288. 1729 is obvious. Most people don't like 288 because it's two gross. 3 is personal, too. But I refuse to force my prejudices onto others while my elitist cosmic entity application is still under review.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Confirmation Bias In Gematria

Mercifully quick example of how you choose information that supports your foregone conclusion and ignores contradictory results.


Lots of focus on football from Chucky and Nad these days.


Gematria is bullshit = 205


Super Bowl will be played 2/05.


I can do this all day. I might start off all new posts with a derogatory number of the day that equals a magic number the gematron robots blog or make a video about.

How College Basktball Fits In To The Superbowl/Introduction To Dopey

The proof of the day is Mindless Freaks expert analysis of the upcoming basketball schedule. It works like this:


Uncle Barney died at Creighton Medical, Creighton plays Xavier on February 4th=2/4. The AP poll shows Xavier at number 24. Xavier has an X at the start which =24. Dwight Howard is an Atlanta Hawk. Atlanta has a football team and it's playing in the Super Bowl. Kyle Korver was traded away from Atlanta to play hoops elsewhere, but he went to college at Creighton.


Soooo....what will be Xavier's ranking on February 4th? Why the AP poll? Another poll I checked shows them at #22. Why couldn't the lazy cosmic entities just have Xavier ranked #25 in all polls on Feb 5, the day of the Super Bowl, or through some act divine intervention move the game to Saturday? Or change the alphabet and add a letter so X=25?


A mention was made of EARTHQUAKE but not explained. Dunno if Naddy missed a screenshot. It was near Dwight Howard nicknames.


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Now is as good as any to introduce Dopey since Nad may have played the martyr card again. He wanted to finish watching Space Cowboys but the various sources wouldn't load it right.


Bartley Gerba is a Gonad I've seen in the Mindless Freaks comments. I've also seen the name mirroring Chucky videos, so he's pretty hard-core. Gerba reminds me of a disgusting sexual act. Gangbanging is another sexual act. Hard core is a type if porn. And add in mirroring "Doppelganger" seems perfect. Shortened to Dopey as the most appropriate moniker considering the topic of gematria.


Mirroring is when you play around altering the video to make it backwards. Like looking in a mirror. My research shows the main purpose of this practice is to screw over the host site's software protection by flagging unlicensed use of copyrighted material.


Oh, I'm SURE these characters would never consider doing something that might be illegal. Oh I'm SURE that Chucky is declaring his fundraising on his tax return. From the wording on the radio show page half of your subscription, not donation, to the radio show goes to him.


So here Chucky has these precious sacred documents proving key information casually lying around and stolen when his house was broken in to. Not just collateral damage, that was the intent of theft. See Chuck's Consequences Of Being a Truth-Teller videos, if you can handle the massive whine tasting party. Now we're left with proof of these documents as a variation of, "My dog ate my homework.*"


Well it's doubly good that Dopey is part of the team. As far as I know gerbils don't eat homework. I live the videos because his own words including outright errors do more damage to the cause than they do in support of it.


*Future references to missing information will be blamed on Snow Pea, the pet in the gematria pantheon. This is how Charlie (Chuck)Brown picked the name Snoopy for his beagle. Snow Pea lives in a pod that is called his Snowden and rarely leaves except when he has to go out and take a WikiLeaks.)

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Clarification of May 13th=166/Falcons and Patriots SB

Starting with the second topic first. Nad refers to the Super Bowl matchup coming up. And he actually makes the most sense I've ever seen.


There is certainly a reasonable connection to the name Patriots and Uncle Sam. There is a Marvel comics character, the Falcon. The Falcon's name is Sam Wilson. Uncle Sam is based on a real life person named Sam Wilson.


That is pretty weird. Yet it doesn't explain a host of other questions that arise. Why don't the magic numbers predict the Falcons and/or Patriots every year? The same names and numbers are there every year. Why didn't Chucky figure this out instead of using his mastery to keep wrongly picking the Packers? You two post on each others' blogs with attaboys for doing such great research. And what about Dakota Fanning's silverfish?


It could be just a happy coincidence. Sam as a first name and Wilson as a last name aren't uncommon. Or Marvel could have purposefully used the name as homage since the character origin is n the Captain America comics. I looked it up and did not find such a reference. I don't know. Only Bucky knows and he's not telling. Because Bucky as in Buckeyes shows a Cleveland Super Bowl appearance and they fell just barely short of making the playoffs this year.


Speaking of the Super Bowl and football. We have a reference to a magic number of 97 in the same paragraph as this year's Super Bowl. It's now the 97th year of the NFL, inaugural season 1920. Our judges allow it because this years' SB is for the 2016 regular season. But we are watching, so don't you dare backtrack and try and change it by a year to fit your needs.


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Misinterpretation of Nad's reference to using May 13th to tie together 513 and 166. As he repeated this yesterday I now realize what I did wrong. The chain of damfil logic goes like this.


Movie The Darkness released 5/13
May Thirteen spelled out = 166
Sometimes 5 months and 13 days = 166 days.


I thought the 'sometimes' referred to leap years and the possible extra day. It doesn't, it's that some months have 31 days and some don't. If you are going to justify using 5/13 to get to 166 that way you aren't allowed to use a part of the year that doesn't include May 13th. Since stupid February only has 28 or 29 days that kills off a bunch of options. More are eliminated as May 13th is not in the target range and that leaves the periods starting March 1st, April 1st and May 1st with an additional 13 days tacked on to equal 166. You have equated 5/13 with 166 because its right 25% of the time. By the way, the Super Bowl is in February so that doesn't count.


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Also Naddy Ice (his rapper name), you mention that Dear Ole departed Uncle Barney was name that because its another name for Bernard. Try Bernie. I can't find any reference to Barney being a nickname for Bernard anywhere.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Ace Ventura=Not Cancer=English Royalty=Pretty Much Everything Else

Nad took the high road and ignored the bus crash preferring to work in another Miami reference. Why am I not surprised?


Just like avoiding Russell Westbrook going 1 for 13 in the second half on January 13th we get our daily Miami fix(hmmm....Miami, drugs, drug fix.....might mean something) by this unlikely chain.


Kansas City Royals pitcher Yolanda Ventura died in a car crash. He's proclaimed to be an ace pitcher. Ace Ventura, get it? Ace Ventura is a movie set in Miami. So Miami = Miami Dolphins=Football. Now football means Superbowl. Which = English Royalty because the Super Bowl is scheduled to be played on 2/5. Which is 2/6 in the UK.


Throw in some other English royalty numbers and it all becomes clear when compared with the origin, a car crash. Because car crash =44.


Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit. (I get paid by the number of words used).


Look up Ventura's stats last year. Mediocre pitcher o a bad team. Losing record and a 4.45 ERA. Hardly what would be called an ace by baseball standards. Stupid scriptwriters thought of calling the movie Kershaw Ventura but changed their mind.


Super Bowl on Feb 6th in England? Oh that pesky International Date Line. I've been saving this for the right moment, now is a good time. Often we've been subjected to Flintstones' magic number of 166 references because that's how many episodes were made. Well it could be officially 167. There was a 90 second test film made to see audience reaction. Look up Flintstones on IMDB and the actress voicing Wilma is credited with 167 episodes.


Personally I don't think a 90 second test counts and if I have to pick I go with 166. But don't you dare switch to 167 sometime later if it suits your target result. I'm not so forgiving with the Super Bowl being on 2/6 in England.


One of the funniest scenes in Gremlins 2 is acknowledging the silliness of the rule that you don't feed a Mogwai after midnight. What if one gets a caraway seed stuck in its teeth and I on an airplane when it crosses the date line? Technically the Super Bowl is on both 2/5 and 2/6 in England. Kickoff time is definitely on 2/5 English time. The game will certain end on 2/6 English time.


But which to pick? It's an American sport. Poll Brits on the street in London and ask them what day it's on and more likely you'll hear Sunday. And what's Sunday's date? 2/5. Defenestrate all your 2/6 number references.


And what's this Not Cancer reference in the post title here? Magic number of 44 gematrified from CAR CRASH. I've seen that 44 number before. It's the same as CANCER in simple gematria. I would love to merely bust on the laziness of the cosmic entities for allowing two major causes of death to result in the same number, but honestly I have no idea how he gets CAR CRASH to equal it.


Often when one numbering convention doesn't work and these gematratgogues use a different system they acknowledge it by some manner like SPLEEN BLOCKAGE = 278 (Masonic)* or OLD AGE = 463 (Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Consulate of 1612)**. Here it's just car crash equals 44, end of discussion.


Sure as hell isn't simple gematria. A quick glance is all it takes. CANCER has the same letters of CAR and more. Easy to see adding a crash to a car is more than a car. CAR by itself is 22. If it was a two car crash that could be a CAR CAR to get 44. But that would be just plain silly wouldn't it? Actually not when looking at the crazier things you have come up with.


* Not the real number unless by dumb luck. You get the point. Masonic is a real numbering convention in gematria. That is, if anything in this gematripe can be actually labeled real.


** Courtesy of Emo Phillips horse face skit.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Gematria Proof Donald Trump Is The AntiChrist/The AntiantiChrist/NFL Conference Championships Secrets Revelaed By Chucky

I'm strangely conflicted right now. I found proof in the numbers that Donald Trump is the AntiChrist. And it wasn't pointed out to me by Chucky or Nad. And I didn't find it on my own. The disappointment is that using a supreme example of damfil* logic someone I know showed this to me.


Trump was inaugurated on 1/20/2017. The 20/20 shows this is a clear vision. 1+17=18. That's the same total as 6+6+6. 666. Dang. Wish I had thought, I mean done the research right, to get that result.


Not to be out done within minutes I researched the proof that Jenna Coleman is the AntiAntiChrist and so much more. Jenna was born on 4/27/1986. Barrack H. Obama is 427. Angelica as in Angel is 86. There is a direct link Obama-->AntiChrist-->AntiAntiChrist.


It's so obvious when you think about it. David Warner was in the first Omen movie. In a sequel Damien is being elected president. David Warner was in an episode of Doctor Who with Jenna. No, tho is for real and not a case of NERDS**.


Things get even more amazing from here. Jenna insists that her niece refers to her as Auntie AntiAntiChrist. And when they play poker*** together she is Auntie Ante AntiAntiChrist.


*Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic
** Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set
***. Internet poker. This is not a fraud. The DOJ shutdown is a conspiracy based on solid gematriacal data. That is, some of their employees wear blue.


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Nad still hasn't posted an update and now it's been two full days of silence. Let's hope Chucky comes through with the goods on today's Conference Championships in football. He should have cut his losses and stopped predicting after getting it wrong three times already. But, he painted himself into a corner and boldly predicts a Packers-Patriots Super Bowl. No win situation there. Either or both lose he's totally fucked. Down to four teams to predict two. They're all good or else they wouldn't have made it this far. Any of them could win. So predicting the best team in the league vs. the hot team that knocked off the number one seed last week is hardly insightful.

Saturday, January 21, 2017

A Typical Conversation In A Gematrian Household

Inspired by the great Victor Borge and his Inflationary Language routine I offer tho rendering of the way a typical conversation in a numerology based household might go. Based on the cheat if spelling out a number, one=34, two=58, etc....I will let you boot up your favorite simple gematria calculation to decipher the numbers, but you should get the gist of it by context.


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Hi h34y! I'm home!
Your home early, why's that?
They let us off at 60 instead of 42. Boss was in a 34derful mood. How is Jus39 doing with the potty training?
He was a gr49 boy and did both a number 34 and a number 58 in the toilet instead of his Pull-Ups.
Super. We should celebrate.
Already working on it. I'm making his favorite dinner, chicken 39ders and pork 39derloin for us.
Awesome! I'm so hungry I could eat 56 of them!
Silly! Don't totally blow you diet, you better stop after 58 of them.
Yeah, you're right. The last time I 49 more than 34 I was the 34 doing 58s all night in the bathroom. Boy was I 52. What should we do after the little 34 goes to bed?
Oh...i was thinking I'd put on some lingerie and give you some extra 60play and...
Hold on just 34 minute... I'm bushes, despite getting him early. Since I'm 58 tired can't we just relax and watch movies.
No prob. What are you in the mood for?
What are some choices?
Well there's the original black and white version of 87 Angry Men, Ghidorah the 56 Headed Monster, 99 Ghosts, The 65 Samurai...
Yeah that 34 sounds good. I love Kurosawa.
Oh wait...It is December 167th, I'm sure we can find Its a 34derful Life.
Maybe if we have the time we can watch the 58 of them. But regardless I need to go to bed early. I have the big 49 ball pool tournament coming up and need to get some practice in. I need to work on my game since 42 ball is my specialty.


And so on and so 60th...