Urk, The Cave Troll

Urk is what anthropologists call a missing link.


Cave trolls were normally solitary features, much preferring to be left alone with their Roxbox gaming system, drinking fermented berry juice and enjoying the companionship of their pet wolves. (Or saber toothed kitties for the lady trolls and more swishy male trolls. A mean spirited stereotype, but the fossil record has never uncovered a male cave troll skeleton that was not next to a videotape of a Brian Boitano figure skating competition. More on this later.)


Eventually after an unfortunate, for both parties involved, liason between a female troll who took a fancy for a Neanderthal dude, the not so tiny tot, Urk the Cave Troll was born. Mostly humanoid in appearance, the 'rents decided to promote the troll part to scare away potential bullies. Convenient since he mostly wanted to just be left alone like most troll and troll hybrids. (Other hybrids existed, mostly from matings at cave brothels, the origin of the word TROLLOP.)


One fateful day, Urk's father was burned badly at work. Testing a curling iron for safety standards a short in the wiring started a fire in the bucket of warthog grease nearby. Rushing around looking for water, the iron had partially fused to his hand by the flames. Many in the cave village found the sight comical. Despite the severity of the injuries, they thought it would be amusing to document the events for posterity. Too impatient to wait for the Interstonetablet to be created, they painted scenes of the injury on walls of the caves.


In the weeks following, Urk's father was in critical condition not realizing you don't put water on a grease fire. Eventually he died.


Instead of mourning, the cave picture painters went crazy with delight, declaring the entire incident to be a hoax and Urk's father to be a "bad crisis actor."


Knowing full well the true story, Urk got....pissed off. However, his mellower human side prevented him from simply clubbing the hoaxtards to death. So, he plotted his revenge which culminated in a complex insurance scam, bankrupting the perpetrators of the hoax. (Reference, the phrase ROCK BOTTOM, and Prudential Insurance, GET A PIECE OF THE ROCK.)


So what's the point?


The truthers and I have something in common. The more you try to tell me I'm wrong, the more likely I am to try and find ways to make your life miserable. Hence, this blog. The difference is, I have the luxury of being right about gematria being useless.


An example from my past. I got interested in horror movies at a young age. The more Mom and Dad told me not to watch them made me think, "Hey, they must be cool, then." Dinner party! Mom and Dad are gone! Horror movie time!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!"




And how this applies today. One example: Hubbard's claims he has been banned from social media. Not true. He has a Facebook account complete with the Free To Find Truth logo as the profile picture. Even if it's not really him, Facebook is not "out to get him" like he claims, saying he can't make an account. Somebody did. So, when he last blogged about inability to share on FB, as a gesture of good faith I shared a post. Not the one he intended. One of the more radical and less flattering ones that implied that the only solution is to start killing politicians.


You're welcome.


Too much truther proof is in the style of the Boitano videotape evidence. You can't prove I'm wrong, so it must be true. Hey, it's drone technology guiding baseballs! Common sense that says your theory which naturally has no specific details is good enough, I don't need to prove it wrong. The same way you can't prove it's aliens instead of drones. The same way you can't prove there isn't really an Attu the Wonder Turtle.


Of course the weekly colleen video comments I make has the same origin. You've played that 113 must mean dishonest card too many times, and so I actively worked on the best counterattack. Because you Urked me.


Yes, Gromk recognizes the similarities between IRK and URK and leaves his descendants alone. Durp, on the other hand, thought it was ERK, a noise made by cave mice. Who promptly transmitted the Boobonic plague to him through their fleas. They killed Durp! You bastards! And he didn't even have life insurance!


I have done some other stuff I don't care to share at this time. Not from "hiding behind a keyboard" fear. Actually, a lot of it has to do with the length of this post and necessity to wrap it up.


So think about what you're saying. Unfounded Ridiculous Komments (U.R.K.) irk people.

Limerick Time

A truther that goes by 'colleen',
Made film of one hundred thirteen.
Get a crying tissue,
I've clouded the issue,
Of exactly what it does mean.


If you're brain is quick like a bunny,
You'll notice that something is funny.
If it's "Free To Find Truth",
Then is it not quite uncouth,
To constantly ask folks for money?


Although Hubbard might be quite smitten,
With his little Asian love kitten.
He'll ETERNALLY tarry,
For the promise to marry,
Is after Hubbard's book is written.


You can always call me a dumb jerk,
Or a kike faggot while you doth smirk.
After you've had your fun,
And every day is done,
Gematria still does not work.

The Gematria Critic Coment Of The Month, October 2017

On the Kelvinator's video about his domain stats crashing.


Why couldn't you use your number fudging bullshit to figure out that this would happen?


Exactly. It was a rhetorical question. The commented knows that you pretend to have predictive capabilities, yet only demonstrate the knowledge after the event is completed.


Unfortunately, the source is suspicious, an account that has 3 subscribers, one not original 12 second video from six days ago with no views, and a follow up that suggests he's new to gematria apologizing. That doesn't make sense compared with "number fudging bullshit". The original comment is out there and very simply hits at a key problem with gematria not supporting the claims that its users make.

Where's The Beef =18/20, Book = 18/20?

Clara Pell - the cranky lady from the Wendy's commercial that was predictive programming for Dan's $2.61 Wendy's lunch, annoyed us with this TV earworm decades ago.


Pell = 18.


Self commentary on his own videos and constantly in the Free To Find Truth blog, Hubbard has worked in comments about the book he's writing. It's coming soon. Almost finished. It will be out in the fall. The loyal minonions (sniglet for his followers crying for the book) want to know, Where's the book? I want to by ten copies! I can't wait! Viva La Revolucion! And I want to know. I'll by a copy.


If it actually exists, which is still not a certainty.


The claims made in the comments are not so curiously contradictory.


About two weeks ago I saw a Hubbard blurb (Hubblurb) about needing to rewrite a part before submitting it to the publisher. Minonion commentary suggest expectations of an actual, physical between two hard covers with pages of paper book. As contrasted by a self published eBook to be read on your smartphone app.


The epublishing was what I thought had the best chance for this book to have any chance of existing. I asked around, it's cheap and easy. Actually producing a hard copy requires finding a publisher other than self publication. They want to make money. I doubt that the content of Hubbard's book would get anyone excited. After all, they are part of the evil cabal.


Two days ago Hubbard, while not taking down his crowd funding plea (which is dead without any donations in months, $711 raised) and without referencing it asked for money for an advance run on printing the book. Send it to my PayPal. Again, this seems to indicate an actual, physical book type object.


Last night, a minonion pestered on exactly who the publisher is. And Hubbard reveals the source with really low standards and capability for an actual book to be:


Amazon? I could be wrong, but I haven't found anything about Amazon other than eBook stuff and references to other companies (e.g. Dorrance Publishing top hit on Google), but not actually Amazon itself.


So if it is Amazon, you want donations for an advance run to produce copies of a book that they can't produce?


There's still time to bluster through sorting out this corner he might have painted himself into. A couple of days ago the book was to be released "in two weeks". Maybe someone can explain to me how I'm wrong about Amazon physical vs. epublishing. Because I do want to see this book. I want to see if he got a proofreader for the "complimentary ciphers" type errors. I want to see the names of the people that made the testimonials four months ago on an unfinished book. I want a good laugh every once in awhile.

The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, October 2017

I think as tempting as it was to imply that sugar and fat are drugs like alcohol or cocaine, it was an implication, not a statement. So this month:


Bill O'Reilly's "hush money" payment of $32,000,000 dollars was only something like $100,000 less than the clean up cost of the Exxon oil spill.


Wow. That's a rather oddly specific price tag for the Valdez mess. $31,900,000. These things are rounded in millions and kinda hard to estimate. When you consider the source it looks like one of those comments that are made in such a matter of fact manner the loyal brainwashed minions (yes, psychological projection of theirs - they are the ones brainwashed) won't bother checking.


Which gives me the chance to make another bust, before back to the winner.


Hubbard makes World Series prediction. Newcomer suggests he's crazy. Hubbard says, "You must be sleeping if you don't know my work. I've been mentioned in a January 2017 USA Today article." Then says how he has successfully predicted almost every major sporting championship well in advance for the last three years. Nah. His record sucks in regards to "in advance". Now, this is the second time I've seen this USA Today article referenced like it's a good thing. Far from it. The USA Today writer, Ryan Phillips, is clearly sarcastically mocking Hubbard. Technically, claiming the article exists is true, but these comments misrepresent the content and you'd never know if you didn't check. Read the article for yourself by Googling "Zachary Hubbard USA Today."


So... I don't need to research any to know that approximately 32 million is way to small for the Valdez clean up. But since this is am award winner, I researched. As I expected, the real number is open to question based on 1). The source you read. 2). fact that it's a moving target, all these years later there's still oil on the beaches. And 3). Lawsuits and judgments filed, appealed and outcome although probably settled by this time could substantially increase the total cost


However, it's clear even adjusting for inflation, that the cost is in billions of dollars, not millions. Comparing 32 million to $5 billion, a perfectly reasonable estimate, is a factor of 1,500. They aren't even in the same ball park. If Exxon was told to cough up just 32 million they could and would have just paid it and saved a lot of money on legal fees to just sweep it under the sand rug.


And don't forget that the source of that difference in magnitude is a self proclaimed math genius.

Gematrinator Stats Crash

First, an apology. I published a post, it crashed and somehow reverted to less than half of the material. I'll get around to reposting it sometime.


Back up topic. The Gematrinator site has taken a nosedive in traffic. I know this, assuming that the material presented isn't doctored, because there's a video about it and a reference and pic on Twitter by the Gematrinator himself. It looks far to detailed to be faked, so let's take it at face value.


On October 16th, inexplicably after thousands of hits a day the traffic had a huge drop off. The best guess he provides is the rise of a "Marty Leeds 33" channel. Add in masonic interference via Google censorship.


I did watch this one, which I rarely do, since I was curious. I use the site all the time.


One of my two points I can prove, for now at least, is the claim made that "unlike Marty I don't want your money. I have a job." Yet the donation link to his PayPal account is still on the calculator page of his site. Note to self: Do gematria of HYPOCRITE and look for matches. Also, by way of direct comment on an old video of his I accused him of PhraseShoppimg. Yep. Still does it. In the video, "Scottish Rite Freemasonry" is gematrfied, when in the past and in Hubbard's blog it's almost always "Scottish Rite OF Freemasonry" which yields a different total because of OF. Busted.
Now, on to a bit of speculation. I'll start by saying, I don't think so, but maybe I have something to do with it. That was the day I took action on the overuse of the number 113. Even without the traffic loss issue it's something I spent significant time on. My publisher and I agreed that it's too late to incorporate it as a chapter into the book, but maybe an addendum.


The two main facets of *their* use of 113 is it always means dishonest and it's always the mainstream media. Since colleen's video (which frankly I'm surprised is still available) starts off with some blatant PhraseShopping with some rather odd choices I worked on creating my own list of 113's that conflict with their version. VERACIOUS =113. THE COMPLETE AND UNDENIABLE TRUTH =113. TRUTHER NUMEROLOGY VIDEO, FREEMASONRY TERMINOLOGY, and in case he deletes the donation link, TIKKURI PAYPAL LINK REMOVAL. All equal 113. I've covered the true vs. dishonest aspect and mainstream vs. not mainstream aspect. And as long as the colleen video stays up I have quantity. I can add three or four once a week for months (tomorrow's the day!) thanks to the insistence of using reductions, a huge cheat, and since they do it, liberal PhraseShopping. For good measure I take potshots at various ciphers. It's extremely interesting that REVERSE REDUCED CIPHER =113 in the reverse reduced cipher. If they properly called them elisions like me they wouldn't have this problem.


Any new additions they put up about 113 only proves my point. Lots of stuff equals 113. The whole concept of 113 being universally dishonest is thoroughly debunked by their own system.


Coinciding with the decrease in Gematrinator traffic, I have had an increase in page views here. He still gets more hits in a few days than my entire history, but percentage wise, I had a bump. For whatever reason, someone's paying attention. I mostly view my traffic to see the comparison with jokey posts versus serious. People like sniglets a hell of a lot more than they like things like this. And now, I use it as a proofreading guide. Didn't, think anybody would ever look at the old stuff, but somehow 11 page views on my Simpsons Stonecutter parody in one day. Well, since I rush through publishing posts trying to find time the dog will leave me alone long enough to type I make mistakes. If I type dig instead of dog it should be obvious what I mean. But, I'd be a hypocrite for calling out hypocrisy when I talk about grammar so much. My bad. At least I don't do numerology on misspellings. That's PhraseShopping to the extreme.


It could be a mixture of my 113 activity and someone who has read the material. Perhaps a group of users suddenly realized they were wrong and gave up? I doubt it's this Marty chap. He's still doing numerology, so he's wrong, too. Don't know. Somebody went back to the colleen video and liked my batch of comments including "THE COMPLETE AND UNDENIABLE TRUTH". It wasn't me. I think it's crass to like your own material.
 I also occasionally get +1'd on Google, their equivalent of a like, from people I don't know. That started recently (although before Oct. 16th.)


These events have made me create a new caveman friend for Durp and Gromk. Urk, the missing link between trolls and humans will be featured soon. And I can get back into full sarcastic form with him.








   

Gematria Debunked By The Machine Gun

Revisiting an old topic today. So, revisiting and repeating the same reason. As my readership grows I imagine that some newcomers must wonder if there's more to it than finding ways to be incredibly sarcastic. So a core value of modern gematria is:


Gematria is the reason our language exists. Not a byproduct. The numbers were always there, it's just a matter of being clever enough to have discovered the evil plot that these sports riggers and hurricane manufacturers have concocted.


The simplest example is the often quoted "mockery" in News headlines. They'll cut and paste an entire headline into the calculator and scan the results for matches. Then we all go gaga out how one of the hundreds of masonic catch phrases they have matches the various two and three digit numbers that pop up.


So if the headline reads something like, "Cubs Hopes Dashed for Another Year" a valid criticism is to point out that they included the gematria of the word "for" in that headline. The dark forces are also in control of the word "for" or the headline mockery doesn't match up.


Not wanting to sound like idiots by changing the headline from "A Dark Day For The Cubs" to "Dark Day Cubs", trying to pick what words are meaningful, avoids not matching the inevitable sceenshot accompaniment, it provides solid proof of how gematria simply cannot work. Grammar. It's not just the words, but they have to be in the right order.


"Sue is alive and pregnant, while Bob is dead."
"Bob is alive and pregnant, while Sue is dead."


Exact same words. Exact same numerology. Completely different meanings.


To justify my bizarre post title and add a little twist to make this a bit different, I offer the History Channel show, America's Secret Slang. If you want some entertainment regarding origins of words and phrases this is a good view. Each episode offers up a common theme, like Irish immigrants food related words. One episode is war related slang we use everyday.


Ironclad contract. Ironclads were naval ships like the Monitor and Merrimack. Compared to the all wooden predecessors, relatively indestructible. Sideburns. Civil War military dude, Amos Burnside's style of facial hair.


I've chosen the machine gun, because I knew this story before I watched the TV episode. Once technology caught up to the concept of a rapid fire without reloading weapon, some of the better designs of the World War era were belt fed. A two man team would operate the weapon. One would aim and pull the trigger, the other would be responsible for loading the ammunition and making sure it didn't get all tangled up. In order not to waste ammunition the training included guidance on how many bullets to fire. One guy running at you with a machete was usually a waste of an entire belt of ammunition. But, if it was a whom squad, tactical reasons justified it, or the machete guy just really pissed you off, you would send out all 27 feet of the bullet belt at him.


You'd give him the whole nine yards.


This phrase has stuck and now means to indicate anything you're really, really serious about.


Now the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads are responsible for every tiny detail of the origin of the machine gun throughout history. Repeating rifles, the birth of Mr. Gattling, invention of gunpowder, Call of Duty video games. Everything, because words are associated to it all. That's an awfully lot of power and effort to work on rigging sports. Especially for a different meaning than Tom Brady picking up all the yardage needed for a first down on a key 3rd and 9 play. Or the amount of fabric to make a pair of socks for William "The Fridge" Perry.


Most war gematria usage is limited to WAR, KILL, DEATH, WWII and that kind of stuff. But the evil masonic usage of all words is waiting in the wings any time something is written. The phrase is not , "WHOLE NINE YARDS." It's almost always "*THE* WHOLE NINE YARDS.


So some freemason SOB was sitting around trying to figure out the proper numerical value of the word, "THE" for this and every other usage of the word? That's a lot of pressure. No wonder the turnover is so high, despite the dental plan.


Try going through a day without using "THE". It has a purpose. And it isn't to hold one of several billion different mathematical values depending on what elision you pick and which of the many you ignore.

Here's What Happens When Word Patterns Count

Last post I reintroduced how personalization influences the narrative. Previously, personalization in all forms counts - dreams, interpretation of what to call a loud noise you heard, personal definition of nigger, stories that can't be proven, etc.... Here are some more specific examples of how individual personality can affect the choice to gematrify what words.


MG= Miscellaneous Gematrianus
Z= Zachary Hubbard
D= Dan
M= Me


1). Yu Darvish
MG: Yu = Yew Tree. Yew has three letters. Tree looks like three. 33.
Z: Yu->YouTube -> Jewtube -> Kike faggots
D: Darvish -> Danish -> Swedish -> Swedish Twins -> Twins!!!
M: Darvish -> Whirling dervish, a Middle Eastern ice cream flavor.


2). Benjamin Franklin
MG: Ben Franklin -> 1776 - 17+76=93. Sun.
Z: Ben Franklin -> Kite -> Kike faggots
D: Benjamin Franklin -> Benjamin Button -> Brad Pitt -> Pitt/Button, double t's -> Twins!!!
M: Benjamin Franklin - Franklin Mint - Mint chocolate chip ice cream


3). Father Christmas
MG: Christmas -> XMAS -> Adult toys given as gifts =XXXMAS presents -> XXXMAS =33
Z: Christmas -> Hanukkah -> Kike faggots
D: Father Christmas -> Tangerines -> Wolverines -> Hugh Jackman Marvel comics double feature -> Twins!!!
M: Christmas cookies. And ice cream.


4). Red Robin Restaurant
MG: RED ROBIN = 365 (Satanic). That's why they're open all year.
Z: Red -> Blood -> War -> WWII -> Holocaust hoax - Kike faggots
Z: Restaurant -> McDonald's - Ray Kroc -> Baseball - Sports is rigged with drones, electromagnetic fields and hurricanes - Restaurant coupons -> Cheap -> Kike faggots
D: Red Robin -> Robin Hood - Maid Marian 's boobs, her...-> Twins!!!
D: Robin - Robbing the cradle -> Twin babies -> Twins!!!
D: Restaurant -> Hamburger patties -> Patty from the Simpsons -> Patty and Selma, Twins!!!
M: R.R.R. -> Raspberry has three r's. Raspberry ice cream.


5). Einstein
MG: German, "A stein" -> ONE =34. 34-1 =33.
Z: Intestine -> There's a large and small intestine in the human body. I'm as smart as Einstein -> Einstein was a, well,...you know.
D: Listened to Hubbard's weekly radio show -> Two intestines-> Twins!!!
M: Wilhelm Steinitz, world chess champion. Cream of the crop for years - Ice cream


6). John F. Kennedy
MG: JOHN F. KENNEDY =59. FREEMASONRY = 59 KENNEDY -> CANADA -> All Canadians are freemasons.
Z: PT109 -> Patrol boat -> Troll -> Kike faggot trolls
D: I think it means Twins. Just wanted to document this now, I need to get some sleep.
M: Jackie Kennedy -> When my husband gets shot, I scream.


You might have noticed one of my normal targets is missing from this. That's because the same response applies to all narratives:


The Kelvinator:
Let me know what word you picked and what value you want it to be. I'll make a new cipher, give you a four digit number that you drop all 0's and 1's from and we'll insist that it's "close enough".

Letters And Numbers, Or Just Numbers, Or Just Letters - We Really Can't Make Up Our Minds

I thought gematria was letters AND numbers. We've seen that numbers alone are durped in by pattern recognition. But at least they get mixed with the actual word part. On and off we'll see a comment that so and so died on a day with date numerology of thus and such. But added into a chain of narrative that goes back to what can be called true gematria with word conversion.


We're also allowed to durp in words by themselves. Probably not the greatest idea.


It just so happens that a star pitcher for the Houston Astros that has a last name pronounced like "KIKE-ELL". That's a non number pattern easily recognized by Hubbard's superior Jew bashing technology. So that gets added to the narrative. Dan just did a story on a famous pedophilia case that includes people with the last names, BONER, val PETER, and BONACCI, which he makes a point of spelling out as BONE-ASS-I before suggesting that their mockery is obvious and disregarding that every other name involved does not have the prepubescent schoolboy sex joke connection.


Starting with Bonacci, the dangers of just the words alone is not the best addition to their arsenal. The correct pronunciation might be bone-ass-ee. I found a grainy sound quality video that suggests bone-as-chee. (I think.) I would think that it's an Italian suname, and like Gucci loafers there's no 's' sound at all. Bone-ah-chee.




So if we have words alone counting based on pattern recognition personalization becomes involved. I think Keuchel reminds me of coochie and should be in Dan's sex story. I think his first name, Dallas, reminds me of lunch because it's SALLAD spelled backwards. I think Bonacci reminds me of Bon Ami cleanser and he's cleaning up the mess of the pedophile ring by confessing. Or the salad bar after the Astro's team lunch.


Yes, I admit the associations of the boner names is the easiest to come up with. It doesn't take Gromk to figure it out. Durp, however, swallowed a plate of pterodactyl hot wings, had his intestines ripped apart by a jagged bone which was expelled from his anus. Bone ass cheeks. (Eewwww!)


Again, we have the lack of any real rules that someone has set any kind of standard on what's acceptable and what's just too stupid. Any match counts, and it must be the freemasons who decided it.


I noticed this a long time ago. Figured now is a pretty good time to talk about word pattern recognition. Bone ass cheeks too much of a stretch? I think so, too. How about:


Zachary Hubbard (the numerologist) and
Zachary Hubbard (the pedophile arrested last month)


Seems like a pretty solid match. The freemasons must have planned that one out for a reason.

The Messed Up Numerologist Calendar

This wasn't inna gematria blog or video comment, but it was shared by a numerologist. A numerologist that associates the phrase "Rise Above Hate" with himself and has managed to share the numerology of "NIGGER" like those two are not mutually exclusive.


It was on Facebook. There's a big whopping red flag right there. Gee, it was on Facebook, it MUST be true. And it was preceded with the acknowledgment that it's a chain mailing. Which as is the case here not intended to produce any facts, but to self propagate because someone thought it would be cool to see misinformation go viral and lots of people have zero critical thinking.


It goes like this:


1/1/2017 = a Sunday
2/2/17 = a Sunday
3/3/2017 = a Sunday
4/4/2017 = a Sunday
etc.... through
12/12/2017 = a Sunday.


Nah. It took me about 3 seconds to dismiss it as impossible and a couple of minutes for the details. If January 1st is a Sunday, then it's 31 more days to February 2nd. Weeks are seven days long. 31/7 = 4 and 3/7ths. Which means it can't possibly be a Sunday since Sunday to Sunday is always a week apart. Turns out January 1st on that list is the only day in 2017 that's a Sunday.


Then the email shares that July 2017 is the only time in 1000 years that has a month with 3 Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays which the Chinese call "pockets full of money". Well, being a chain mail that showed up in October it's no surprise that October has 3 Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. July doesn't. It's got three Saturdays instead of Tuesdays. The kind of mistake that easily gets made by copying an old bullshit chain mail. Because of leap years, months with 31 days follow a repetitive pattern of three consecutive days occurring 6, 5, 6 and 11 years apart. Far less than 1000 years.


It's was to see that someone who instantly gives any credibility to this kind of thing can readily be duped into thinking that the NIPTUCKS care about Tindering where a span of days can be either 50 days or 51 days if you include the end date or not.


 This guy also has his FB comments peppered with "my friends and family don't understand". "You don't understand gematria, you're the problem.". Nope. You don't understand gematria- that it doesn't work. You're the problem and your acquaintances should be offended by your attempts at psychological projection. You've had ample opportunity to see less than honest comments made by Hubbard and them. For instance, sharing his blog posts on Facebook after Hubbard claimed he was banned. Well, if HE said it, it must be true.

Miscellaneous Frivolity

As I recollect odds and ends uncovered in the past few weeks while now consuming too much caffeine and smoking too many cigarettes:


Tanzania:
Probably best the gematriaddicts don't insult them. I have had a visitor from Tanzania. I now know far more than I wanted to know about the country. It's poor. People are starving. And that's where Tanzanite is from. To me that sounds like the mineral that makes the Tanzmanian Devil lose his super powers. But it's a gemstone, officially one of December's birthstones. It's capital is Dodoma. Pretty much extinct as a capital since Dar Es Salaam is the biggest city and essentially the seat of the government. For starters I would avoid calling Dar's residents Salaamis. I would think they regard that name as baloney.


Maxthon:
Just what the web needs, another browser claiming to be the best. At least it's not a new cipher. Yet. I found this in my Traffic Sources stats.


My second reaction was that it sounded like a super cool secret agent name. Max Thon, Agent of J.U.S.T., or something. The first thought, probably because the Astros are in the playoffs, was Dickie THON. Who shared the fate of fellow Astro, MAX Stassi. Got beaned by a fastball. In Thon's case, after a shattered eye socket he was never the same. My talking about drones lately is not made up on my part. That's the go to story to explain super human ability to place baseballs exactly where they are supposed to go. And at what speed and such. Interesting that Thon's injury well predates drone technology. Must have been before the cloaking device part came to be. Yet all accounts are the pitcher hit him. It must be evil cabal related. Max. Thon. Both Astros. Maxthon browser. Astros reach World Series. Chalk up another story in the column of one the experts missed.


Maryland college football:
As I channel surfed I briefly hovered over the game Maryland was playing. Immediately I reflected that a terrapin is a turtle. Attu. So I popped open the calculator and sure enough,
MARYLAND TERRAPIN = 81, ATTU THE WONDER TURTLE = 81. I shared this information with my dog walker friend, who knowing my manufactured history of Attu the wonder turtle challenged me to reconcile it to Attu island. I did. I won't bore you with the details, but it involved the Allied recapture of the island in WWII, the Japanese commander, Yamasaki, his birth and death dates and the number of casualties attributed to cold and disease. Then I was scared at how much I'm starting to think like the conspiratards.


Autocomplete:
Speaking of Attu, I have some more suggestions that autocomplete recommends by sheer volume of my usage. In the format of Actual <recommended >
Attu <the>
Attu the <wonder>
Attu the wonder <turtle>
False <flag>
Because that makes all kinds of <fucking>
Because that makes all kinds of fucking <sense>
Hub<bard>
eli<sion>


I don't know what the standards for repetition are, but lots of others don't yet show up. Like apufeemia, Durp, Gromk and Nancy Drool.


The gematria of CONSPIRACY THEORY:
I almost trolled, but let it slide for now. For some reason they really hate being called conspiracy theorists. Someone offered in a comment to a blog post, CONSPIRACY THEORY = 88, ACTUAL FACT =88. PhraseShopping is second nature to me and after playing around for a couple of minutes briefly considered replying, "And NONSENSE THEORY=88. Your point is, what?"


NIGAHIGA YouTube channel:
These guys are really funny. One of their videos is about proving the Illuminati are real. If you need a good laugh, Google "Nigahiga Youtube illuminati".

My World Series Prediction

'Stros =19. WIN =19
ARTFUL =24, LOSER =24


The Artful Dodgers was a Dickens character.


BUT ....This is 2017. 2+17 =19 = WIN. So either team could win.


BUT....I'm rooting for the Astros, so I'm sticking with them.


Hah! Rock solid analysis. I'm getting myself a cookie!