Until the time comes that Vegas wakes up and puts forward betting lines on predicting Bob Dylan’s death this won’t have as much use as “How To Predict A Sports Champion” (viewed again today!) but there seems to be a market for this. It’s just as easy to do. We can build upon the rules for sports predictions as a precedent for predicting a ritual sacrifice.
Sports have the convenience of having the candidates narrowed down to a field of logical choices. Simply put, Ms. Longerham’s Girl Scout Troop #227 might have the right numerology , but wil not be a participant in the championship game. Although they may achieve a perfect record in the regular season they are bound to kneel during the national anthem during the playoff run and have POTUS disqualify them. They’ll be lucky to be part of the halftime show. Probably a given for giving cookies to the winner after the big game.
You’re going to need a date for the ritual event. And it sure looks like solar eclipse is the way to narrow it down. You’re going to need an actual major event to occur. Once these are married together in what we’ll call the sacrivent we’ve got our prediction!
For the dates we have three big shortcuts. Per past narrative dates of actual solar eclipses count. Well sure. But we don’t want to just pick any old solar eclipse. It should be a total eclipse. None of that partial nonsense. You don’t count the Falcons as Super Bowl winners because they lead for most of the game. However, think back to Grenfell Towers and other fire rituals preceding the August 21, 2017 total eclipse. Lifespan of ritual event. The sacrivent can be different from the actual total eclipse date. There’s one huge shortcut.
But how much before or after was unanswered. Shortcut number two. Date spans. The same way that the days of mass shootings get tied together. Past narratives show that X number of years/months/weeks/days can be yakked up from the date calculator. Like how many years/months/weeks/days it was between Sandy Hook/Parkland/Dunblane/Pulse/Australia//Las Vegas/Aurora. Don’t forget to drop those annoying zeroes.
And now if that isn’t good enough to narrow down a good date for a prediction, here’s why lately it seems some predictions haven’t been accurate, but they are perfectly fine! Sure a day off is closer enough. But now we have the mathematical standards identified how far off. The Saros cycle from the target post was figured out by ancient astronomers. The Freemasons love compasses. And by use of this image:
we have tacit approval that the Freemason compass angle is variable at at least between 47 degrees to 60 degrees. That’s a 21.67% difference. 21.67% x 365 = 79 days. That should pretty much cover every day of the year even without adjusting for leap years and inclusion or exclusion of end dates. The cliptractor™️ is adjustable and comes in seven different colors, has its own carrying case and if you order now you’ll get a second one as our thank you. All for the introductory price of $19.95. You can return it for a full refund but why on Earth would you want to??
For the not the date part of the sacrivent try to make it big. When giving the story on the date try to keep it just between schools or not school shootings. Like a total eclipse instead of a bit less luminous for an hour it needs to be something with death. The hangnail on little Cindy’s fingertip bled a lot,, but Ms. Longerham saved her life through prompt application of Neosporin. So this April 1st event prediction provides the answer.
Something.
That’s pretty much it. Something big will happen on April 1st. Is this some kind of set up for an “I was only joking” April Fools defense if nothing “big” slam dunky happens? The best you’ve got is asking the questions of who, what and where after constantly being justifiably accused of reporting in hindsight?
Just stop making false predictions like this. “Something” happens every day. And this is what it really boils down to every time a sacrivent prediction is made.
1). Pick any day
2). Find out what happened
3). Force the script to match the prediction in hindsight.
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