Flowchart Fun

The flowchart is probably too small to see here. It's exaggerated for the comedic effect so the details aren't terribly important. You get the idea. If you want to see the original in its full glory, try here:
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I like it. If there was a desktop calendar that started with this my Christmas shopping for this year would already be finished. There's a lot of conspiracy memes out there and most of them are astoundingly unfunny. There are two often repeated templates, Conspiracy Keanu and someone wearing a tinfoil hat.  So basically two punch lines over hundreds or thousands of different "jokes".


I believe the intent here is to not simply throw out as many different organizations that are allegedly responsible for the various hilarious heinous hijinks happening. I'm giving the author full credit for mocking the lack of consistency in exactly who is supposed to be behind the hijinks.


This can be seen in the comments on almost a daily basis. Somebody will throw in a comment about Taylor Swift being a robot clone, or Satanic pedophiles, or Hitler being a woman, or the Earth being flat, or fuck knows what will be thought up next. And yes, those are actual comments made in gematria content recently. The reactions range from a rare agreement, most often simply ignoring them and depending on the persistence of the purveyor of the oddity to outright hostility. Think zombie donuts, "Dude, shut up they're just DONUTS!" This can be summed up in what could be turned into a simplified flowchart.


STATEMENT
Do you agree with my point today?
IF YES --> Cool!
IF NO --> Piss off!


This might not seem to apply. Why Hitler being a woman or not may not have any value to the current conversation, but the mere fact that someone thinks it does should be an eye opener to figuring out exactly what it is your group believes. Because as with the pictured flowchart there isn't even close to a consensus.


There's been a big kerfuffle over the number 612 lately and the old "How do you explain this coincidence, smart ass? I've got you!" If I were asked I would start with, there are only two (I think) actual gematria values of 612. One is DUNBLANE MASSACRE=612. And maybe HEART for a shooting on Valentine's Day. Heart is not a direct substitution for Valentine. There are lots of Valentine's related words to pick from. Cupid, sweetheart, love, etc....History doesn't forget. There's been lots of mass shootings. Congratulations you've just used a bunch of date numerology which isn't really gematria for 12/6, 6/12 and spans of days including 6120 which isn't equal to 612. No, you tell me why every mass shooting doesn't happen on 6/12 or 12/6 if this is supposed to mean something. Otherwise I could look through Wikipedia and crunch all the date spans and probably make a big kerfluffle about BUNNY tying into a couple shootings and Easter. Likely you are proving that this is one of the more remarkable coincidences such as AARON RODGERS=558 and BROKEN COLLARBONE=558. Your database is huge and most injuries don't have the same quality of match. If I were a politician that you were attempting to convince I'd probably try and get you locked up if you kept pestering me. Mostly they just hope you'll go away if they ignore you.


If you're claiming this date numerology is gematria as additional evidence you're pretty much committed (and not the way you should be) to the MASONS on the flowchart. Which means all the other reptilian and corporation driven nonsense doesn't apply unless you are putting everything under the Punyfied Conspiracy Theory. So everybody on the planet that doesn't agree with you today is part of the conspiracy and you just told them to piss off. Good for you. You still haven't come close to showing a solution.


WAKE UP! ER...uh...er...or I'll make up more numbers and tell you to wake up again!


Edit: Valentine=612. And for the record, PUPPIES=612. The damn dogs are taking over.