Gematria Sniglets

Germatrianation - The growth, or rather the sudden creation of a brand new never before used cipher/elision.


Shillakcking - Utter defeat of or by a shill in the comments section of a gematria blog post or video.


Trolloop - A fake account, usually represented by a hot female avatar, created to continue a fake argument with oneself. Also, that conversation itself.


Hubbcap - a thinking cap that doesn't work.


Twrofer - A truther that simultaneously holds two conflicting beliefs. Like flat earth and using GPS coordinates in numerology. As difficult to understand logically as it is to pronounce.


Jewry Making - The practice of crafting gematria narratives of distinctively non-Jewish people around the claim they are a Jew. (Recent examples, John Oliver, Kathy Griffin, Ben Affleck)


Deflexiom - An axiom that the author of a gematria narrative is immune by deflection to the negative connotations of a number, even if they use the negative connotations themselves. For example, all in simple ordinal.


ZACH = 38, JEW =38
HUBBARD = 56, FAGGOT = 56


Although JEW FAGGOT and ZACH HUBBARD both equal 94, his go to insult is "kike faggot".


Literalcy - Contradicting your intelligence claims by grammatical or factual errors. Named in honor of the Strykes V3 chap who compared the value of gematria to literacy. Then proceeded to talk about a person *whose* read the blogs and watched the videos. That's *who's*, dumbass. This will likely be deleted since the shelf life of a Hubbard video channel is about nine days. But I got the screenshot. (This is the right word for the Kelvinator bragging on passing the Wunderlich (sic) test.


Asiten - Because asinine isn't big enough to describe the stupidity of boiling down everything into a two or three digit number. And 9 is only one digit.


Unchanneling - the habit of repeating the same mistakes over and over to continually get your YouTube channel deleted. Being deleted is a badge of honor to these guys, like spray painting graffiti on train cars by gang members, you aren't cool if you haven't had a channel deleted.


Blackfire - The critical backlash from sharing a story that intends to show you aren't racist when everyone knows otherwise. (See Hubbard's post yesterday about the spirit of Jesus and the nearly two hundred comments.)


Supphosition - An argument that doesn't have a leg to stand on, thus not able to have support hose applied. Synonymous with gematria.


Maledictorian - "mal" the Latin root for bad, the expert that graduated at the top of the gematria class. The best. Not sure who it is. They all pretty much suck at it. But, look what they have to work with.


Nonthirtythreephobia - Just like triskaidekaphobia describes fear of 13, this is fear of having the number 33 not showing up and the great lengths to manufacture it. Like the Las Vegas shooter's floor#.




That will do for now. This certain can be revisited in the future.