I think he probably won't go through with it, but my fingers, toes, eyes, a couple of teeth and a short section of my ileum are crossed hoping he does.
The death of Chuck Berry has jogged his memories on an old post that predates this blog in regards to Chess Records and the death of Sean Rooks. In short order, with two posts he has demonstrated little understanding of the game.
To begin with he misspells Bobby Fischer as Bobby Fisher. He is in the habit of using Wikipedia for source material and likely would get it right by the time any gematria appears. Yet, this emphasizes a language problem in gematria. Is it Ljubovic, Ljubovitch, Lubovic or something else depending on the source language? Of course the answer is either depending on which works to suit his needs. Even in the Berry story he uses the full name with Sr. at the end, not Senior spelled out.
The silly claim that the king is the worst piece is thrown in. The truth is that from a stance of strength it is impossible to rate the pieces from best to worst on anything but a case by case basis. At the start of the game surely the queen is strongest. If you don't have a king then you don't have a game since checkmating the opposing king is the goal. Worst piece? It's invaluable.
Chess would be perfect for me to infiltrate and post meaningful comments until I start to get crazy. There's a huge amount of source material. All the dates, places and names. Just a couple of weeks ago current world champ Magnus Carlsen was a guest voice on the Simpsons.
And I'm over qualified to talk about real chess having already achieved an expert ranking, State Correspondence champion and winning a game against an International Master.
The wheels are spinning here. I like this plan so far. Start normal. Switch to slightly silly. Eventually ala Homer in that Simpsons' episode misname pieces like insisting that it's a horsey instead of a knight. Use Mikhail Tal every time for the word Tall. Stubbornly stick to how pawn and prawn are close enough. Hey, it's the R elimination method. Silverfish are close enough to prawns. The son of famous beer maker is an ale kin for Alekhine. Wow. I'm going to town on this one.
Sunday, March 19, 2017
Saturday, March 18, 2017
Girl Scouts Poised To Crown Gonzaga National Championships
So as I get up the cable is showing Hachi: A Dog's Tale. I figured this must mean something with all of Nad's talk about the Wolverines and Moon and stuff.
He went on record not making a prediction for the NCAA tourney. Needs to analyze more. But, knowing what I know about how truly evil the Girl Scouts are I am ready to make my prediction. Gonzaga beats Rhode Island in the final game, regardless of whether the schedule currently shows if that is possible. The Girl Scouts can make ANYTHING happen.
They are using Dikembe Mutombo to carry out their vile plans.
Mutombo wore Jersey #55 in the NBA. That 55 number shows up again and again in the Girl Scout conspiracy. Denver and Atlanta both retired his jersey. 2x55. He was born on June 25. 625=5x5x5x5=55x55.
Also, Mutombo played college ball for the Georgetown Hoyas. Hoyas translates from "What Rocks". If you look you see that Washington University of St. Louis and MIT are top five in geology curriculum. In February the St. Louis chapter of the Girl Scouts celebrated their 100th anniversary. You might think that this is pointing to a Washington team being eliminated. But although Gonzaga us from Washington State the St. Louis university has no affiliation other than the name. I think it points to Gonzaga's frustrations being retired. No final four appearances ever.
MIT has a lot of really smart people that know that 22/7 is not Pi. Look what happened to Princeton, they couldn't upset Notre Dame because 22/7 wasn't close enough to Pi. Rhode Island is close enough to Princeton. Since MIT isn't in the NCAA tourney the signs point to them going deep.
But, even though they are smart enough to use 355/113 as a better approximation of Pi (note the 55, again) it's still not exactly Pi. So they will come up short.
The most famous player out of Gonzaga is John Stockton. Stockton played for the Utah Jazz, where the ZZ looks like 55. He was born in March 26. That is a date that final four teams will be determined - the birth if Gonzaga's championship and first final four appearance.
I can see how Nad got confused by his moon and space numbers. It relates to Mars, not the moon or as he has been mentioning Saturn. Rhode Island's team name us the Rams, Mars rearranged and the same gematria.
The Utah Jazz had purple jerseys when Stockton played. Nothing rhymes with purple. Unless you make up words like Dr. Seuss. The SS at the end=55.
Stockton California is known for agriculture and being a part of the recession housing bubble. Agriculture in California =avocados. The team is often called the Zags, which makes you think of Zagnut candy bars. So it seems pretty obvious the Girl Scouts are going to make sure to have Gonzaga win and include avocado candy bars in their confections. Don't be surprised when Mutombo does commercials for them.
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Gonzaga is a number one seed. Pray they don't win or nobody will ever hear the end of this Girl Scout nonsense from me.
Now where's my bookie's phone number. Oh, here it is 555-5555!
He went on record not making a prediction for the NCAA tourney. Needs to analyze more. But, knowing what I know about how truly evil the Girl Scouts are I am ready to make my prediction. Gonzaga beats Rhode Island in the final game, regardless of whether the schedule currently shows if that is possible. The Girl Scouts can make ANYTHING happen.
They are using Dikembe Mutombo to carry out their vile plans.
Mutombo wore Jersey #55 in the NBA. That 55 number shows up again and again in the Girl Scout conspiracy. Denver and Atlanta both retired his jersey. 2x55. He was born on June 25. 625=5x5x5x5=55x55.
Also, Mutombo played college ball for the Georgetown Hoyas. Hoyas translates from "What Rocks". If you look you see that Washington University of St. Louis and MIT are top five in geology curriculum. In February the St. Louis chapter of the Girl Scouts celebrated their 100th anniversary. You might think that this is pointing to a Washington team being eliminated. But although Gonzaga us from Washington State the St. Louis university has no affiliation other than the name. I think it points to Gonzaga's frustrations being retired. No final four appearances ever.
MIT has a lot of really smart people that know that 22/7 is not Pi. Look what happened to Princeton, they couldn't upset Notre Dame because 22/7 wasn't close enough to Pi. Rhode Island is close enough to Princeton. Since MIT isn't in the NCAA tourney the signs point to them going deep.
But, even though they are smart enough to use 355/113 as a better approximation of Pi (note the 55, again) it's still not exactly Pi. So they will come up short.
The most famous player out of Gonzaga is John Stockton. Stockton played for the Utah Jazz, where the ZZ looks like 55. He was born in March 26. That is a date that final four teams will be determined - the birth if Gonzaga's championship and first final four appearance.
I can see how Nad got confused by his moon and space numbers. It relates to Mars, not the moon or as he has been mentioning Saturn. Rhode Island's team name us the Rams, Mars rearranged and the same gematria.
The Utah Jazz had purple jerseys when Stockton played. Nothing rhymes with purple. Unless you make up words like Dr. Seuss. The SS at the end=55.
Stockton California is known for agriculture and being a part of the recession housing bubble. Agriculture in California =avocados. The team is often called the Zags, which makes you think of Zagnut candy bars. So it seems pretty obvious the Girl Scouts are going to make sure to have Gonzaga win and include avocado candy bars in their confections. Don't be surprised when Mutombo does commercials for them.
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Gonzaga is a number one seed. Pray they don't win or nobody will ever hear the end of this Girl Scout nonsense from me.
Now where's my bookie's phone number. Oh, here it is 555-5555!
Friday, March 17, 2017
Just Another Day At The Orifice
March 14th is affectionately called Pi Day. Natch we get a 22/7 = Pi mention. Daniel Tosh's show #227 airs on 3/14. Of course it was recorded long before then. Tosh busting on Flat Earthers is used a plus to prove that these numbers are all magically created by supreme cosmic powers that everything is mashed together inside this alternate reality of two and three digit numbers. Tosh airs Flat Earth = Pi = Uncle Barney with his name misspelled = Whatever. Personally, if I was a cosmic entity burying these numbers I would have lobbied the rest of the gang to make it episode 314 or figure out how to convince the world's mathematicians that Pi day should be celebrated on Feb. 27th instead of March 14th.
For St. Patrick's Day we get the gematrification of "Green" in the so called red reverse system. I wonder what green is in the green reverse system? Or red in the green reverse? And everyone wears green on St. P. Day. I didn't. I had black sweat pants and a powder blue sweat shirt all day long. Not a stitch of green all day.
Just another day at the orifice for these assholes.
For St. Patrick's Day we get the gematrification of "Green" in the so called red reverse system. I wonder what green is in the green reverse system? Or red in the green reverse? And everyone wears green on St. P. Day. I didn't. I had black sweat pants and a powder blue sweat shirt all day long. Not a stitch of green all day.
Just another day at the orifice for these assholes.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Chucky's Videos - Also Painful
I haven't spent much time on Chucky lately for two reasons. First, I burned through my monthly plan minutes and had to cut back on my usage. Also, reading and watching Chucky in action is quite painful.
I made it through about a minute if his latest video and I had enough.
It was his special Ides of March edition for March 15th. It is titled about how it is a history lesson in regards to assassinations, especially Caesar in 44 BC.
The name ides goes back a long time before Caesar was assassinated.
Some history lesson.
FYI, the ides falls on the 13th far more often than the 15th. It us a month occurrence with March being the most famous.
I made it through about a minute if his latest video and I had enough.
It was his special Ides of March edition for March 15th. It is titled about how it is a history lesson in regards to assassinations, especially Caesar in 44 BC.
The name ides goes back a long time before Caesar was assassinated.
Some history lesson.
FYI, the ides falls on the 13th far more often than the 15th. It us a month occurrence with March being the most famous.
I Warned You How Painful It Is To Read Nad's Blog
I'm going to try to keep the numbers out of this post as much as I can. The purpose here is to give insight on how Nad's brain functions in general. I will point out some grammar problems, but mostly focus on the story and how it really doesn't make sense as it is presented. I do not doubt that many of the things Nad mentions are true. But it gets confusing and leads one to suspect whatever he says is possibly not for real if he can't muddle through a story without relaying the material coherently. You are more than welcome to give a read a try, for example to check on me if he really did insinuate that the Pope is a nigger (yes, he did) but I did warn you.
Our story begins with Nadnoodle getting a call from his old rap group buddy. Nad is working til 10 and they decide to get shit faced and head to the bar.
There are two bars in the small town and the first choice is packed so they decide to nuke that idea and go to the other bar. LETS go to the other one. Those darn pesky contractions.
Things start to get a bit questionable about the facts as the story shifts to the other bar. They arrive at the Buffalo club and there is "literally one person there."- Not one OTHER person. Literally, his words, one person there. The meaning of the word 'literal' has escaped Nad as he attempts to embellish the story and spice things up with a four syllable word. There are at least three people. One person you met, you and your buddy. I imagine there was at least one other person there to sell drinks. Probably two, but it's unlikely that an unlocked building with alcohol inside doesn't have somebody looking after it. So let's call it four which except in the gematriverse does not equal one.
This also brings to mind the question on why there was only one other patron there. I personally find it extremely unlikely to believe that in a small town with only two watering holes that nobody else got the bright idea to try out the other one. Especially with the possibility of free drinks with nobody tending bar. No mention is made if somebody else ever showed during his visit. That's ok, I will grant you that literally only one other patron and the bartender were there when you arrived. If you are going to record events in your blog it would be nice to phrase things more carefully.
So this other patron is a rap music fan and his family are "literally Juggaloes". This followed by, "not actual Juggaloes, but literally listened to Insane Clown Posse all the time. So, I take it Nad's pocket thesaurus was opened to "literal" and he wanted to get mileage out if it. If they aren't actually Juggaloes they are not literally Juggaloes. And they literally did not listen to ICP all the time. Maybe they listened to them a helluva lot. It seems to be a safe bet that some other simple functions like eating, sleeping and stealing drinks from an untended bar would occupy at least a small fraction of your life. And they are not literally JUGGALO's, consistently with the apostrophe s. Fucking contraction's wont stop me from relaying my story's.
Now, "the moral of this story lol"....is that he didn't have much money and played the gambling machine. No, the moral of the story is the conclusion. You are still in the middle. Maybe that's the point of this part of the story.
All righty then. You don't want your buddy to have to pay your tab all night so you are going to try and win money at the gambling machine. You put in two dollars and it gives you credit for $2.03. Yeah, fucking right. I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. As we see later in the story the machine pays off in tickets. Even if it paid cash the maintenance to stock it with pennies would be insane. Stocking it with tickets to pay in even dollars I can understand. Giving you a three cent bonus on your $2 deposit is not realistic.
So, now we combine the magical $2.03 credit with the mental note of the jackpot being $203 with a payoff of $3.18 (yfr) and the gematria pump is primed; he has two numbers that mean something to him. Time to break out the big bucks and put $20 in it since he's feeling lucky.
Whoa, back that train up, dude. You were going to welch off your friend and you had $20 all this time? You cheap, slimy lamprey. What's the emergency that this $20 is reserved for? Or did you simply forget that this part of the story doesn't mesh with the previous part?
Now we arrive at the part where he cashes in his $75 of $1 tickets. No mention on what happens with any pennies. Presumably played out and lost and just took the $75 winnings. Now really. The jackpot is $203. You played for an indeterminate amount of time and won well over a third of the big prize? That's one helluva lucky night! I wish I was a Juggalo and could get some of that magic!
Then we finish with a flurry of meaningless two digit numbers that allegedly show the connection of the magical events of the night including a V exception rule never used before and Seventy Five (tickets won) = 53. (not calculated with the V exception, my how conenient(convenient with the V exception)). And personalized to his birthday.
All these events are reported about a night he admits that the goal was to "get hammered" on.
Our story begins with Nadnoodle getting a call from his old rap group buddy. Nad is working til 10 and they decide to get shit faced and head to the bar.
There are two bars in the small town and the first choice is packed so they decide to nuke that idea and go to the other bar. LETS go to the other one. Those darn pesky contractions.
Things start to get a bit questionable about the facts as the story shifts to the other bar. They arrive at the Buffalo club and there is "literally one person there."- Not one OTHER person. Literally, his words, one person there. The meaning of the word 'literal' has escaped Nad as he attempts to embellish the story and spice things up with a four syllable word. There are at least three people. One person you met, you and your buddy. I imagine there was at least one other person there to sell drinks. Probably two, but it's unlikely that an unlocked building with alcohol inside doesn't have somebody looking after it. So let's call it four which except in the gematriverse does not equal one.
This also brings to mind the question on why there was only one other patron there. I personally find it extremely unlikely to believe that in a small town with only two watering holes that nobody else got the bright idea to try out the other one. Especially with the possibility of free drinks with nobody tending bar. No mention is made if somebody else ever showed during his visit. That's ok, I will grant you that literally only one other patron and the bartender were there when you arrived. If you are going to record events in your blog it would be nice to phrase things more carefully.
So this other patron is a rap music fan and his family are "literally Juggaloes". This followed by, "not actual Juggaloes, but literally listened to Insane Clown Posse all the time. So, I take it Nad's pocket thesaurus was opened to "literal" and he wanted to get mileage out if it. If they aren't actually Juggaloes they are not literally Juggaloes. And they literally did not listen to ICP all the time. Maybe they listened to them a helluva lot. It seems to be a safe bet that some other simple functions like eating, sleeping and stealing drinks from an untended bar would occupy at least a small fraction of your life. And they are not literally JUGGALO's, consistently with the apostrophe s. Fucking contraction's wont stop me from relaying my story's.
Now, "the moral of this story lol"....is that he didn't have much money and played the gambling machine. No, the moral of the story is the conclusion. You are still in the middle. Maybe that's the point of this part of the story.
All righty then. You don't want your buddy to have to pay your tab all night so you are going to try and win money at the gambling machine. You put in two dollars and it gives you credit for $2.03. Yeah, fucking right. I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one. As we see later in the story the machine pays off in tickets. Even if it paid cash the maintenance to stock it with pennies would be insane. Stocking it with tickets to pay in even dollars I can understand. Giving you a three cent bonus on your $2 deposit is not realistic.
So, now we combine the magical $2.03 credit with the mental note of the jackpot being $203 with a payoff of $3.18 (yfr) and the gematria pump is primed; he has two numbers that mean something to him. Time to break out the big bucks and put $20 in it since he's feeling lucky.
Whoa, back that train up, dude. You were going to welch off your friend and you had $20 all this time? You cheap, slimy lamprey. What's the emergency that this $20 is reserved for? Or did you simply forget that this part of the story doesn't mesh with the previous part?
Now we arrive at the part where he cashes in his $75 of $1 tickets. No mention on what happens with any pennies. Presumably played out and lost and just took the $75 winnings. Now really. The jackpot is $203. You played for an indeterminate amount of time and won well over a third of the big prize? That's one helluva lucky night! I wish I was a Juggalo and could get some of that magic!
Then we finish with a flurry of meaningless two digit numbers that allegedly show the connection of the magical events of the night including a V exception rule never used before and Seventy Five (tickets won) = 53. (not calculated with the V exception, my how conenient(convenient with the V exception)). And personalized to his birthday.
All these events are reported about a night he admits that the goal was to "get hammered" on.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
The Pope Is A Nigger
SupraNad had two posts, but I wanted the most eye catching title for my response.
Yes. You got that right. He really said that. It's refreshing to see that Nad's racism is a lifelong commitment and not just limited to Black History month. The way this one starts off is because one of the members of Sister Sledge died. Chain together some numbers retrieved from Wikipedia about song release dates and such. Then back to the slurs. Slave, nigger, black. He's just repeating himself. Then he literally proudly announces that he just noticed a new one.
Darky=59
Pope Francis=59
I can't believe that of all the infinite different things you could gemitrugate (gematria conjugation) to a simple two digit number of 59 he chose to proudly announce that one. And I thought my Girl Scouts/Avocados stuff was insane. I'm just a rookie.
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It's March Madness and so we have a lot of Moon shit we're going to have to put up with for weeks to come. Michigan State's "Wolverines are close enough to wolves " apparently have a decent team so should go deep through the brackets. Maybe they have a lot of darkies on their team. I mean, that is to say that the Pope and God are on their side.
Now this is gematria critic gold here. Bringing up the moon (again) and wanting to tie in a cheese reference* we have a mention of how the moon is not really made of cheese(fucking duh) but it goes back to an old fable with a fox and wolverine...er....wolf. If one researches the story of moon being made of cheese you find that it is a prime example of credulity.
Credulity is a watered down version of gullibility. Both involve blind belief in something that's not true. Gee, doesn't that describe gematria absolutely perfectly?
*. I called this one right in my previous post. I just used the titmouse angle to emphasize incorrect animal identification.
Yes. You got that right. He really said that. It's refreshing to see that Nad's racism is a lifelong commitment and not just limited to Black History month. The way this one starts off is because one of the members of Sister Sledge died. Chain together some numbers retrieved from Wikipedia about song release dates and such. Then back to the slurs. Slave, nigger, black. He's just repeating himself. Then he literally proudly announces that he just noticed a new one.
Darky=59
Pope Francis=59
I can't believe that of all the infinite different things you could gemitrugate (gematria conjugation) to a simple two digit number of 59 he chose to proudly announce that one. And I thought my Girl Scouts/Avocados stuff was insane. I'm just a rookie.
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It's March Madness and so we have a lot of Moon shit we're going to have to put up with for weeks to come. Michigan State's "Wolverines are close enough to wolves " apparently have a decent team so should go deep through the brackets. Maybe they have a lot of darkies on their team. I mean, that is to say that the Pope and God are on their side.
Now this is gematria critic gold here. Bringing up the moon (again) and wanting to tie in a cheese reference* we have a mention of how the moon is not really made of cheese(fucking duh) but it goes back to an old fable with a fox and wolverine...er....wolf. If one researches the story of moon being made of cheese you find that it is a prime example of credulity.
Credulity is a watered down version of gullibility. Both involve blind belief in something that's not true. Gee, doesn't that describe gematria absolutely perfectly?
*. I called this one right in my previous post. I just used the titmouse angle to emphasize incorrect animal identification.
Saturday, March 11, 2017
Gematria Proponents Should Shut Their Pi Hole
Nad has a couple of annoying repeat mistakes. Because the old story about the boy eaten by the alligator in Florida means something I have seen Thu one at least four times now. The boy was "Ate by an alligator.". Feud is consistently misspelled Fued. And he hasn't got a firm grasp of contractions and showing more than one by adding 's' so we get "the team had to wear their practice jersey's". Ouch.
This hogwash about 227 meaning Pi and circles has now shown up enough that I'm sure they will stick with it forever. (Chucky is documented saying this in a video, too.)
The concept if circles and Pi goes back a loooooonnnngggg time. In fact, the proof that 22/7 is NOT Pi goes all the way back to ancient Greek scholars in like 3000 BC. Nad's latest use indicates that he seems to buy in fully to the concept that 22/7 is Pi, exactly. Something like "It's 3.14 and so on.". Well, the"so on" falls flat on its* ass immediately on the very next digit. 1 vs. 2. To late for them to switch gears now and use 355/113 which holds up to several more digits matching Pi exactly.
Now what could be worse than 22/7 being Pi? There's now Reverse Pi. Sure. Take a number (22/7) that is fundamentally wrong and introduce who the reverse of that number means something.
<MATH ALERT >
Who you use Pi in circles. I'll try to keep it simple. Start with a Triangle. Add a side. Keep all sides equal in length. Now you have a square. Add another side to the polygon. And another. The equilateral polygon starts to approach the shape of a circle with more sides. Any time you stop before invoking the almighty Pi power you get a many sided polygon and not a true circle. Now what would inverse/reverse Pi do to this? I dunno. And Professor Michio Kaku has not returned the voice mail I left him. I imagine it would be a wormhole and the solution to travel in time.**
So I guess whatever powers are scripting these numbers, be it cosmic entities, Jewish bankers, the god damn Girl Scouts or whatever decided to use wrong numbers to bury their hidden numbers.
Census Taker: How many children do you have?
Numerologist: I can't be sure.
Bus Driver: The fare us $1.00.
Numerologist: Do you have change for a dollar?
Bus Driver: What? How much change do you think you should get?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.
Waitress: Would you like a piece of pie for dessert?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.
* or Nad would probably say it's ass
**. Prof Kaku, theoretical physicist extraordinaire on Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Star Talk. Time travel is theoretically possible, but the energy cost is so extreme it's not remotely close to being practical.
This hogwash about 227 meaning Pi and circles has now shown up enough that I'm sure they will stick with it forever. (Chucky is documented saying this in a video, too.)
The concept if circles and Pi goes back a loooooonnnngggg time. In fact, the proof that 22/7 is NOT Pi goes all the way back to ancient Greek scholars in like 3000 BC. Nad's latest use indicates that he seems to buy in fully to the concept that 22/7 is Pi, exactly. Something like "It's 3.14 and so on.". Well, the"so on" falls flat on its* ass immediately on the very next digit. 1 vs. 2. To late for them to switch gears now and use 355/113 which holds up to several more digits matching Pi exactly.
Now what could be worse than 22/7 being Pi? There's now Reverse Pi. Sure. Take a number (22/7) that is fundamentally wrong and introduce who the reverse of that number means something.
<MATH ALERT >
Who you use Pi in circles. I'll try to keep it simple. Start with a Triangle. Add a side. Keep all sides equal in length. Now you have a square. Add another side to the polygon. And another. The equilateral polygon starts to approach the shape of a circle with more sides. Any time you stop before invoking the almighty Pi power you get a many sided polygon and not a true circle. Now what would inverse/reverse Pi do to this? I dunno. And Professor Michio Kaku has not returned the voice mail I left him. I imagine it would be a wormhole and the solution to travel in time.**
So I guess whatever powers are scripting these numbers, be it cosmic entities, Jewish bankers, the god damn Girl Scouts or whatever decided to use wrong numbers to bury their hidden numbers.
Census Taker: How many children do you have?
Numerologist: I can't be sure.
Bus Driver: The fare us $1.00.
Numerologist: Do you have change for a dollar?
Bus Driver: What? How much change do you think you should get?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.
Waitress: Would you like a piece of pie for dessert?
Numerologist: I'm not sure.
* or Nad would probably say it's ass
**. Prof Kaku, theoretical physicist extraordinaire on Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Star Talk. Time travel is theoretically possible, but the energy cost is so extreme it's not remotely close to being practical.
Thursday, March 9, 2017
They're Both Animals, Close Enough!!
Nad is definitely back. After about a week off we have 3 updates in two days. Same old mistakes mostly. 19=41. Jewish police officer Illuminati activity. And repeats of and repeats of and repeats.....sorry got stuck repeating. The moon story.
If there is a scale of coolness in the numbers the moon things are above average. That's why they get repeated all the time. I could tell where he was headed with this with the title and ready to attack this shady use of the 'close enough' policy.
See the Michigan State team plane skidded on the runway and there were 116 people on board. Nad saw 116 and choked on his Spaghetti-Os as he remembered that number and used that as his shuttle launching point for another missive on magical moon mayhem.
I hate giving any credit to jacktards like him, but I did say I saw it coming. It is something that could be mistaken by normal people. But I do need to document the mistake. The Michigan State team name is the Wolverines. Wolves howl at the moon. Wolves and wolverines aren't really that closely related other than the name. Wolverines are nasty weasels. Heck, even a meerkat looks a lot more likes wolverine than a wolf does, and it has cat in the name.
So what's next? Titmouse eating cheese - mice eat cheese tit reminds me of milk. Cheese is used in fondue. Jane Fonda has nice tits. Green Bay is in Wisconsin. Wisconsin has cheese. Green bay has a football team. So dies Miami. Miami Dolphins team color is green. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper, yadda yadda blah blah blah.
Or maybe the weasel aspect was the rich way to go. Austin Hatch mentioned in Nad's post. Pop the hatch. Pop goes the weasel. Famous story of astronaut Grissom popping the hatch. Grissom name of CSI character. There's also CSI Miami. Miami has a football team. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper blah blah blah.
At least the weasel route would have allowed a nice tie in to the Martin Lawrence bit recently used. Martens are relatives of wolverines.
No. I will not give you acceptance that wolves and wolverines are close enough. A titmouse is a bird, not a rodent. A meerkat is not a cat. Don't be so desperate for a link that you can't get simple facts straight. There's just as much a case here for cats howling at the moon since cats drink milk.
Final note about the Grissom story. The article I read mentioned he "screwed the pooch". A common phrase meaning he fucked it up. Pooch punts happen in football. Famous botched punt in Michigan vs. Michigan State game in 2015. I have no idea how you could have missed that obvious conspiracy.
If there is a scale of coolness in the numbers the moon things are above average. That's why they get repeated all the time. I could tell where he was headed with this with the title and ready to attack this shady use of the 'close enough' policy.
See the Michigan State team plane skidded on the runway and there were 116 people on board. Nad saw 116 and choked on his Spaghetti-Os as he remembered that number and used that as his shuttle launching point for another missive on magical moon mayhem.
I hate giving any credit to jacktards like him, but I did say I saw it coming. It is something that could be mistaken by normal people. But I do need to document the mistake. The Michigan State team name is the Wolverines. Wolves howl at the moon. Wolves and wolverines aren't really that closely related other than the name. Wolverines are nasty weasels. Heck, even a meerkat looks a lot more likes wolverine than a wolf does, and it has cat in the name.
So what's next? Titmouse eating cheese - mice eat cheese tit reminds me of milk. Cheese is used in fondue. Jane Fonda has nice tits. Green Bay is in Wisconsin. Wisconsin has cheese. Green bay has a football team. So dies Miami. Miami Dolphins team color is green. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper, yadda yadda blah blah blah.
Or maybe the weasel aspect was the rich way to go. Austin Hatch mentioned in Nad's post. Pop the hatch. Pop goes the weasel. Famous story of astronaut Grissom popping the hatch. Grissom name of CSI character. There's also CSI Miami. Miami has a football team. Dan Marino, Uncle Barney, Gold Slipper blah blah blah.
At least the weasel route would have allowed a nice tie in to the Martin Lawrence bit recently used. Martens are relatives of wolverines.
No. I will not give you acceptance that wolves and wolverines are close enough. A titmouse is a bird, not a rodent. A meerkat is not a cat. Don't be so desperate for a link that you can't get simple facts straight. There's just as much a case here for cats howling at the moon since cats drink milk.
Final note about the Grissom story. The article I read mentioned he "screwed the pooch". A common phrase meaning he fucked it up. Pooch punts happen in football. Famous botched punt in Michigan vs. Michigan State game in 2015. I have no idea how you could have missed that obvious conspiracy.
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Some Newly Discovered Gematria
While on a dig in the remote regions of urban Detroit my crack team of archaeologists (me, the dog, our Indian Guide River Song* and seven Sherpa winos found what we had quested for.
After a week of inactivity we saw Nad was back in business and he's still into the reverse gematria thingy. So much so that typing the words 'reverse gematria' into a non-reverse gematria calculator yielded numbers that continue to have deep personal meaning to him. No word on what 'reverse gematria' yields in the reverse numbering system. But think about it. That would be just plain fucking stupid.
So after invoking a protection spell by way of the restless spirit of Uncle Barney and using several Molotov Cocktails courtesy of the Sherpas we fought the demon protectors of the treasure trove and rescued the ancient scrolls of Dolphinus that hold the long lost numbering conventions that have not been used yet. We have not finished translating all the material. We will post several here and more as the making this shit up....er translation progresses.
Opposite Gematria.
On/Off High/Low Up/Down etc... Monday becomes Moffday. Screw-up becomes screw-down. Slow boil becomes shigh bvinegar.
Of course things like North Dakota become South Dakota. Therefore all salient facts like cities and landmarks are interchangeable.
Reserve Gematria
Flip two letters. Reverse can become reserve. That's how it got the name. River Song was particularly excited about this and couldn't wait to get back to the reversation to tell everyone.
And Sometimes Y Gematria
Since Y had to go rogue** and couldn't make up its fucking mind whether to be a consonant or vowel it can be substituted by any other letter.
Pig Latin Gematria
The value of '-ay' is added to each word. Yes, things get interesting when the Sometimes Y system is combined. We haven't translated enough so far and haven't verified this exists, but this seems logical.
Leave It To Beaver Gematria.
No film can be referenced other than that show.
Expansion Gematria
The values of the letters are multiplied together instead of added. News stories on current events and such are only gematrified on words of two or three letters because the numbers get too big. "A chemical spill from a crashed Norfolk Southern train occurred in North Carolina early this morning causing the town of Evansville to be evacuated." becomes A a in the of to be".
Bingo Gematria.
Any of the usual numbers can be substituted for the letters b,i,n,g and o.
*. I'm not going to explain the reference. You can Google it if you want.
** or is that rouge in reverse gematria, or is that blue in opposite because rouge is red and blue is kinda opposite of red? No wonder the Sherpas are drunkards. This shit us confusing.
After a week of inactivity we saw Nad was back in business and he's still into the reverse gematria thingy. So much so that typing the words 'reverse gematria' into a non-reverse gematria calculator yielded numbers that continue to have deep personal meaning to him. No word on what 'reverse gematria' yields in the reverse numbering system. But think about it. That would be just plain fucking stupid.
So after invoking a protection spell by way of the restless spirit of Uncle Barney and using several Molotov Cocktails courtesy of the Sherpas we fought the demon protectors of the treasure trove and rescued the ancient scrolls of Dolphinus that hold the long lost numbering conventions that have not been used yet. We have not finished translating all the material. We will post several here and more as the making this shit up....er translation progresses.
Opposite Gematria.
On/Off High/Low Up/Down etc... Monday becomes Moffday. Screw-up becomes screw-down. Slow boil becomes shigh bvinegar.
Of course things like North Dakota become South Dakota. Therefore all salient facts like cities and landmarks are interchangeable.
Reserve Gematria
Flip two letters. Reverse can become reserve. That's how it got the name. River Song was particularly excited about this and couldn't wait to get back to the reversation to tell everyone.
And Sometimes Y Gematria
Since Y had to go rogue** and couldn't make up its fucking mind whether to be a consonant or vowel it can be substituted by any other letter.
Pig Latin Gematria
The value of '-ay' is added to each word. Yes, things get interesting when the Sometimes Y system is combined. We haven't translated enough so far and haven't verified this exists, but this seems logical.
Leave It To Beaver Gematria.
No film can be referenced other than that show.
Expansion Gematria
The values of the letters are multiplied together instead of added. News stories on current events and such are only gematrified on words of two or three letters because the numbers get too big. "A chemical spill from a crashed Norfolk Southern train occurred in North Carolina early this morning causing the town of Evansville to be evacuated." becomes A a in the of to be".
Bingo Gematria.
Any of the usual numbers can be substituted for the letters b,i,n,g and o.
*. I'm not going to explain the reference. You can Google it if you want.
** or is that rouge in reverse gematria, or is that blue in opposite because rouge is red and blue is kinda opposite of red? No wonder the Sherpas are drunkards. This shit us confusing.
Monday, March 6, 2017
Some Statistics Vs. Gematria
I'll spare you the math, just take my word for it.
There are about 15-20 people that have both the same first and last name as Nad.
Since he used Miami Dolphins player Matt Moore. There are a shade under 3000 people named Matthew/Matt Moore in the US.
About 425 people die every day on their birthday every day of the year. About 20 of those are in the US.
There are about 15-20 people that have both the same first and last name as Nad.
Since he used Miami Dolphins player Matt Moore. There are a shade under 3000 people named Matthew/Matt Moore in the US.
About 425 people die every day on their birthday every day of the year. About 20 of those are in the US.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
Donald Trump Hates Gematria
This one is obvious. He's constantly spouting off about fake news. I can't think if any news more fake than what goes on in the numerology blogs and YouTube channels.
Working on the fourth consecutive day since Nad last updated. I guess nobody died in rh last few days.
Working on the fourth consecutive day since Nad last updated. I guess nobody died in rh last few days.
Saturday, March 4, 2017
A Day Off And Functional Brain Short
Nad "I'm not schizophrenic" Gematria expert has been
"....saying for a long time now that things seem to be a day off. Notice rhat Wyatt Earp died on 1/13."
This to justify his gematria of 114.
Well if one day is a given that it's off then all your exact matches if 114 are wrong by one day. And if 113 is close enough, why not 112?
Another variation of turning any given number into another number. And your preface of saying it's possibly nothing doesn't him water. If it's not oroof your gematria means anything it's nit worth mentioning at all.
At this point it is clear that any two or three digit number can be altered into another number. Even without some untapped resources I have identified. For example they change a number by where it falls in the list of primes. 11 is the 5th prime number so obviously 11=5. So far there's no word on where a number falls in the list if non-prime numbers. Or the number of Girl Scouts in a particular troop number. Or lunar cycles, number of leap years since AD 1. Etc....
11 does equal five though. 11x5 is 55, my fourth favorite number. That has to mean something. But don't you dare use it or I'll hit you with a cesium and desist order. Atomic number of cesium = 55.
"....saying for a long time now that things seem to be a day off. Notice rhat Wyatt Earp died on 1/13."
This to justify his gematria of 114.
Well if one day is a given that it's off then all your exact matches if 114 are wrong by one day. And if 113 is close enough, why not 112?
Another variation of turning any given number into another number. And your preface of saying it's possibly nothing doesn't him water. If it's not oroof your gematria means anything it's nit worth mentioning at all.
At this point it is clear that any two or three digit number can be altered into another number. Even without some untapped resources I have identified. For example they change a number by where it falls in the list of primes. 11 is the 5th prime number so obviously 11=5. So far there's no word on where a number falls in the list if non-prime numbers. Or the number of Girl Scouts in a particular troop number. Or lunar cycles, number of leap years since AD 1. Etc....
11 does equal five though. 11x5 is 55, my fourth favorite number. That has to mean something. But don't you dare use it or I'll hit you with a cesium and desist order. Atomic number of cesium = 55.
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