The heavenly bodies have aligned, and those who indulge in their apophenia and love of the occult had a huge bone thrown their direction. When the path of 2017’s big eclipse and the upcoming 2024 big eclipse are superimposed on the US map, it makes an X.
We know the way these guys think, and the opportunity to make a big deal out of nothing is too juicy to pass up. The 2017 eclipse content was fairly nuts, why should this year be any different? I can already imagine the kinds of stories that will be churned out. Combining astrology and astronomy with apophenia is not enough. They can and will extend this into a meaningless gibberish of incompatible stories.
First of all, as Scrabble has taught us, ‘X’ is a weird letter on its own. When it’s within the truth community’s favorite word HOAX, that X just reaches out and grabs your attention. Now, Elon’s master plan to garner more attention than he already gets is revealed. An entire website dumpster fire with the name X is now poised as the number one source of upcoming eclipse path crossings misinformation. He also loves himself some cryptocurrency discussion. Do you remember the Dogecoin to the moon stuff? That had part of its origins in moon ritual eclipse sacrifice sun gematria conspiracy babble. Now is the time to focus XRP. Because it doesn’t matter that there’s an R and a P. Anything with an X, by extension is fair game. <insert pause while they do the gematria on the word EXTENSION>
And the meat on the bone gets better. The X crosses in the south of Illinois. During an election year. Where Obama is already the poster boy for Antichrist content. Being accused of being not a US citizen isn’t enough, he’s also got a lot in common with Gregory Peck’s film family. If it were as bad as it was in 2017 we can expect some interesting gematria stretched connections. The thing about Illinois is it’s a State. And States have cities. And cities have names. And a lot of times city names are based on people’s names, people who founded the city or did something important. The kind of important people that get lots of false accusations labeled on them because they dared to get a little bit of fame. The attention these nobodies deeply crave.
Perhaps this will break the Gematrinator out of his apparent funk. He’s always had the lead on astronomy and astrology content in the Zachosphere. And it’s downright boring with just a couple videos a month. Interestingly, content predicting what will happen could have been produced a long time ago. We’ve got astronomy down enough that we knew about the X for some time. Gematria doesn’t work that way though. The ritual is declared after the fact. Chester, Murphysboro, Jonesboro. If you can’t make some bullshit narrative for someone with those names, you are not going to make it in the fast paced dog eat dog world of conspiracy grifting. Just don’t take the Jones narrative away from me. I already have someone in mind for my stories.
(Do not assume X means elimination. I’m going with X marks the spot and Alex gets a dog named Spot. Just gotta wait until after the fact to declare my prediction being successful or the cabal flipping the script to make me look bad.)
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