Dan Auerbach-The Music Industry Subjected To More Gematria Nonsense

Recently I’ve been mentioning how a lot of our “gematria” doesn’t even get around to pointing out any actual numbers.  Just throw out a comment about how so and so looks like a tranny and leave it at that as “proof”.

So our story begins with, as I’ve said, wondering what the hell I was going to do for new material.  We received a very unsatisfying blog post from the Gematrinator on how he was taking more time off.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180706030011/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/07/04/a-little-more-time/

Great.  Now I’m stuck with Dan and what comments show up on FTFM for who knows how long.  But lo and behold, thanks to the miracles of sinus infections, boredom, hypocrisy and/or deep rooted desire to be as insulting as possible by making baseless claims, we have this as one of several blog posts cranked out after “remaining on break”.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180706031303/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/07/05/whats-with-dan-auerbach/

You really should stick to the numbers, as visual acuity, definitions and actual research are not your strong points.  As I see this, I think PLEASE make a video as soon as possible with this wording in it.  Just the same as XXXTentacion fans trolled that video there’s bound to be someone that notices this.

 Maybe in the haste to utilize the word quine we get the “allegory for Auerbach’s career”.

His band is also not my type of music, but I know enough about music to realize that there’s a good chance that Auerbach does more than simply play whatever he was told.

Wikipedia:  Daniel Quine Auerbach (born May 14, 1979) is an American musician, singer-songwriter...

I think the burden in his eyes is from suggesting that he simply plays the guitar.  Well, I don’t want to get into the old argument over whether the human voice is an instrument or not.  But this song writing thing is certainly well beyond simply strumming some chords from memory or read from sheet music.  A couple of solo albums to his credit.  The second one doesn’t list this, but his first one:  All songs written by Dan Auerbach.  Probably wrote some on the other one.  And producing, too.  Maybe it simply means throwing money in without creative input, but he’s also got a Grammy for Producer of the Year.  I hope they don’t give those out for just throwing money out for someone else to play and record.

I can hazard a guess that the reason this easy research wasn’t done was simply because Dan hasn’t cooperated with the normal process and died yet.  No corpse - no inevitable eclipse ritual.  Just like a typical story with numbers, here the reason for the existence of the entire post is because his middle name was a Dan style clue to make more of something that simply isn’t there.

At least there’s no tattoo to misidentify.  And I imagine his name is pronounced like it rhymes with Johann Sebastian instead of like a batch of unfounded claims.  You are correct that the critics stuck on butchering XXX’s name or harping on the cross statement are trivial, but insinuating that Auerbach is some mindless drone is much more insulting.  Maybe you should take a break and go to a music festival or something and learn about music before going at the industry again.

Oops.