The Sports Mockery Is In Your Face, Wake Up Sheeple!

 

https://web.archive.org/web/20180630053800/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/06/111-new-york-yankees-on-pace-for-111.html?m=1

We can fully understand that since baseball doesn’t have all the nifty and varied stats like football that it’s harder to find stupid things to make a big deal about.  We can appreciate how much things have slowed down and the loyal masses need some content must be provided to subdue their hunger for Freemasonry mockery.  We can also understand that Dan can’t make up his mind about timing, where he is amazed he just talked about a two year old topic a few days ago and that makes it a current event.  So let’s feed them something that actually shows up in the news

The boys in the pinstripes are on pace to win 111 games.  Oh such mockery!  NEW YORK=111!  Which since 111 wins is pretty impressive of course points out the obvious retort of asking, why don’t the Mets have the same pace as they are also NEW YORK.

But it is deeper than that.  The frivolity of any effort in making an entire post about this is revealed by something called math.  Which is supposedly important to these “gematria equations”.  It’s a long 162 game regular baseball season.  And:

Regardless of winning or losing the next game the Yankees pace would not be 111 wins.

50+23=73
50/73*162=110.96=111

51+23=74
51/74*162=111.65=112

50+24=74
50/74*162=109.45=109

One day of the year, they made sure to have the evil media puppets make a note about this in an article to rub our faces in the mockery.  Take that you mindless sheep!  Next time if you don’t through a virgin in Kilauea we’ll really fuck you up by setting things in motion so BALTIMORE=95 has a 95 win pace  when it’s not even halfway through the season!

There it is.  I see matchee.  I post matchee.  I win cookie.  No prediction on if this is 111 wins at the end of the season where it might actually mean something, that is to the real baseball world instead of bullshit gematria trivia.

It kind of looks like you’re not even trying anymore.

Gematria Debunked By Peter Jackson

It’s getting difficult to tell how much staying power the trolling of the XXXTentacion Eclipse Sacrifice Video has.  A week after its release there are over 2100 comments.  Half or probably more are not flattering.  But literally the criticism is losing sight of the forest because of all the trees.

There aren’t actually 2200 unique comments.  There’s a lot of repetition of slight variations of the same basic thoughts.

The pro side has these:
1). Cool decode, bro!  Keep up the great work!
2). It’s dangerous to be sharing this knowledge.  Be careful or they’ll get you!
3). Wow, this is interesting.

The first indicating that this is someone who already practices conspiracy related gematria.  The second, probably a gematria mook, stating that the selectively incompetent evil empire can find and put a hit on XXXTentacion and that the Gematrinator could be next.  The third, somebody new that got clickbaited into watching and considers the fantasy merit might have some credibility.

On the negative side:
1). A few regarding that this playing around with numbers just doesn’t work.  But without any details.
2). A good number that felt the need to mention that his name was pronounced wrong, which has very little to do with the content of the video other than pointing to lack of research into it before release.
3). The forest of comments pointing out that XXX’s tattoo is incorrectly described as a tree.  Also indicating lack of research, but better criticism than the second variety as the Cross was a feature of the content.

Interesting that as I type this the top comments of the video are all negative sides #’s 1,2 and 3.

I’ve learned enough about the way comments work on YouTube to know that these are sorted by # of likes for the most part.  There’s an adjustment for Twitter style “trending”.  So although it’s getting hammered by trolls the criticism isn’t specific enough.

Early on the collective community cross criticism commentary was defended by the suggestion that, yeah I was wrong but the symbolism is obvious.  Even if this was a valid defense, which it isn’t, it’s likely to be missed.  A lot of pro and con comments are buried so far down that it’s hard to believe that anyone will find the time to view them all.  You can only stand to see a repeat of “It’s a tree.” so many times before losing patience.  I imagine lots of the comments were posted without ever bothering to see if someone has already posted the obvious.  So the forest grows.

But it doesn’t need to be so difficult.  If I were to get there early so that my comment was viewed before the forest grows, all I need is the best Peter Jackson movie ever to debunk any video of a celebrity death.

That movie being Dead Alive.  Something pretty important to either the Organic Matrix or what those selectively incompetent Illuminati are up to.  The matter of life and death.

I don’t spend time harping on the inconsistencies provided in reductions because from a math standpoint it’s way easier to find matches.  Comparing nine possible outcomes per letter versus 26 possible outcomes per letter.

So in the big picture though, the matter of life and death also does not work.  DEAD=22, ALIVE=22.  Imagine how long my comment would last if it was, “Gematria doesn’t work, DEAD and ALIVE both equal 22 in the basic reduction ciphers.  Don’t waste your time on this.”

It wouldn’t last past the first review by the author of the video.

Instead of direct trolling I prefer to put out a wide variety of my own clickbait titles like this one.  Now if somebody Google’s Peter Jackson and gematria in the same search they can find the real story.  Whether they want to look deeper into the more powerful but somewhat harder concepts like the math and linguistics or simply look at the mockery is up to them.  The fact that I’ve taken the time to compile  such a wide variety of effective counter arguments is far more annoying than the satisfaction I might gain by trolling with a comment that will get deleted.

Woke Stool (?!) Sports

http://wokestool.blogspot.com/2018/06/espn-article-about-ravens-rookie.html?m=1

I can think of a lot more appetizing screen names than something that includes the word STOOL.  Maybe he was going for a bar stool angle.  Maybe he’s a stool pigeon ratting out the rest with straw man arguments.  Or maybe like Dan would inevitably be reminded of it’s just more crap.

In a way it maintains a balance as not only has the Decoding Sports & News blog been locked down to private invitation only the Twitter account has disappeared, which disappoints me greatly as there’s a wonderful Tweet that’s now gone telling the Gematrinator his Mark of the Beast narratives were weirding people out and that “you could find these numbers in your breakfast cereal”.  That would have been a lovely ironic addition to yesterday’s Kellogg vs. Eclipse post.

Without spending a whole lot of time reviewing Wokie’s content I do find some non sports stuff, but it all ties back to the mockery in games.  Here’s a shooting in Maryland...let’s check out what this means to the games tonight like an ultra powerful organization doesn’t have anything better to do like plan terrorist attacks or do a cereal an eclipse ritual.  Same old shit.

The post linked here is chosen for two reasons.  It is the most recent.  And of course everything in the world that goes on about sports is not being talked about, but we’re gearing up for the next Super Bowl already.

The problem is that these guys have been trained that multiple predictions count.  There’s no point in finalizing anything now.  So although not worded as an official prediction there’s five teams mentioned here.  All five can now be declared to be predicted.  And by golly, these types of comments do make there way into future dialogue.

Nothing says using gematria to talk about potential Super Bowl winners like not putting any gematria in the narrative.  Except maybe making a statement like “the Patriots can never be written off” giving a pretty clear indication you’re acknowledging that they always field a good team.  The numbers will come later after we find out if Tom Brady’s age catches up with him or Gronkowski has an early season ending injury or something that the evil empire altered to make you look bad.  Well somebody’s got to look bad because a couple of months from now (my official prediction!) we’re sure to get Philadelphia, Dallas, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, and all the good teams getting air time.  And if we’re throwing out the 49er’s and Ravens who probably aren’t going to do so well we’ll get some more unlikely preseason predictions.

Because if someone on the gematria team picks it right somewhere along the way the whole team gets to declare victory.  How about a 2015 Fee To Find Misinformation post about the Eagles-

https://web.archive.org/web/20180628051627/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/09/49-packers-at-49ers-sunday-october-4.html?m=0

Or the Packers.  Or since that was September, lots of other contradictory info, all highlighting the futility of trying to make a genuine, early prediction.  I can help you Wokie.  It’s ok to be wrong.  All you need to do is start mastering the “they changed the script” dialogue and the slightly more difficult to believe “I was right” bold faced lying that Hubbard has mastered.  Because I’m pretty sure you got the idea to make a whole sports gematria blog from him.  And though he’s not quoting it so much himself the loyal, clueless minions have said things like they believe he’s predicted every major sports championship since 2014.

I suppose you’re not big on research, so finding out that Hubbard picked the Eagles a couple years too early is something you’d miss on your own.  Instead relying on recency bias of current comments.  But as I expect that back in the early FTFM days he didn’t dream that people would check up on him.      And there is more info out there about how gematria doesn’t work for sports predictions than this blog.  If you want to be truly Woke, I suggest you read it.  So consider this, that just like every site linked on FTFM you’re on my radar screen.  I have no qualms at all about adding your blog to my list of examples on a regular basis.  Even if the use is relatively inoffensive like sports the mere existence of your blog bothers me.

A Quick Reminder Of How To Shoehorn Topic Of Your Choice

Feeling a bit nostalgic about my work on triangles in regards to the Mark of the Beast.  I wasted a fair amount of time as this was the topic of a series of Gematrinator posts.  Was being the key word since it is mostly fallen by the wayside in favor of eclipses now being declared to be the most important thing ever.

Eclipses are a fine choice for promoting a system that can generate any number you want.  You’ve got a ton of words already lined up instead of the old Freemasonry standbys.  You can add them into the old standbys with an occult ritual angle.  You can throw in science with its infinite source of numbers that aren’t even real gematria.  And like circles as the Mark, there really isn’t a direct opposite of a circle.  Maybe there’s an old Star Trek episode with an alternate anticircle dimension.  Most people would think square and that’s a fine choice for a critical substitute.  I’m not most people so triangles for me.

No need to worry about trying to shatter there dream realm wondering if BRIGHT SUNNY DAY works as the opposite of an eclipse.  There’s always a list of related words covering a good range of two digit numbers.  Think about something you do every day.  Another hint- I not only talk about this I’ve talked about why it’s a great substitute for any gematria conspiracy story.

Everybody eats.  Which has the added benefit of covering any Organic Matrix concepts.

So now the target word is ECLIPSE and I want to find a food word that matches the values in the four basic elisions.  I admit to trying AVOCADO first.  A prime requisite for a four elision match is the same number of letters.  That didn’t work.  So pulling up gematria.org since my laziness is boundless I let someone else do the work for me and:

Bingo!  Kellogg matches three of four. I would have settled if the forward and reverse were flippy-floppy.  It is a bit disappointing that I don’t get the 39, but the ordinal values are more  important.  Besides if gematria really worked over multiple elisions everything that truly syncs up would match over every elision used.

You are in a pretty sorry state if you can’t think of food words in abundance.  Food is so important Gromk and Urk immediately worked out how to differentiate tasty prehistoric rodents and bugs from the icky ones.  And made a decision on how many ooks and grunts meant each.

Where to go from there is up to you.  In this case of replacing ECLIPSE with KELLOGG it would make sense to focus on breakfast cereal, a topic by itself that is enough without adding in sausage and cantaloupe.  The grains it’s made from, the other ingredients, common toppings like BANANA=33, the number of calories per serving, related words like BUFFET  and  BRUNCH.  Need to get more sciency?  Whatever the food topic is there’s always the digestive tract.  Need some dates and some other weird stuff.  The Internet provides that Will Keith Kellogg and his brother tested at a sanatorium.  That’s just crazy!  When was corn flakes first made?  Here’s three dates to play with just for those:

There’s never any more proof that there’s a solar eclipse connection instead of Attu the Wonder Turtle deciding the words were made up for a tasty way to start your day.

Oh,  BUFFET reminds me of Jimmy Buffet.  There’s the music industry and more dates.  Anything related to carpentry and wood is covered by the LOG importancy code of KELLOGG.  Higher math because of LOGarithmic functions.  KELLy Preston - Scientologist.  Wife of John Travolta.  Movies.

See how loose rules that aren’t restrictive can blow up food into anything?

Gematria Debunked By Religion

Calm down, the post title should read something more like “Raging Lunatic Conspiracy Theorist Version Of Gematria Debunked By Religion”.  If you want to complain about it, then consider that the origin is the XXXTentacion Eclipse Sacrifice Video.

XXXTentacion Dead Eclipse Sacrifice Explained

A key point to the video is numerology of 74 which matches JESUS among other things.

So, since this has gotten a lot of attention, a good bit of it unwanted, it gives me the opportunity to give a clear demonstration of how gematria as practiced by the cranks simply doesn’t work.

To catch up anybody who doesn’t know me or this blog that may be reading let’s start with the traditional version of gematria and its religious application.  Letters have numerical values.  Words have values.  Go through your text and find matches.  Gain spiritual enlightenment.  Although I stick by my assessment that this practice is a waste of time, and my friends with a religious bent agree, the choice of topics are usually innocent enough and ludicrous claims about language as proof of something that isn’t there are not offensive.

The conspiracy theorists, just like the XXXTentacion gematria, take the added step of looking for matches of things that you don’t expect to match.  See, they’re undercover detectives searching out the hidden meaning that the evil powers that shouldn’t be are concealing from us mindless sheeple.  So here’s my video exposing the magical connection between XXXTentacion and Jesus.  Please ignore that man behind the curtain as he scrambles around trying to justify calling XXX’s forehead tattoo a cross when it’s well known it’s a tree.  That kind of lack of visual acuity/lack of research justification happens with these guys.  A lot.

A long time ago, back when there weren’t 1,629,772,048 different ciphers I found some curious matches of things that don’t make sense being matched.  While dealing with the terminology being thrown around at the time, “duality”, “dichotomy”, etc...and not particularly enjoying talking about religion I didn’t make to big a deal about it.  But now there are more elisions/ciphers.  And building on yesterday’s post, more contradictory rules that don’t make sense.

For purposes of time and space I’m just going to stick to the direct results from the way too many elisions available.  I could make a full list.  Depending on my Urk level a more comprehensive list may be produced.  But just these will do for now.

JESUS=74 Ordinal
LUCIFER=74 Ordinal

I found a LDS web page about Jesus and Lucifer being opposites, which is what I’ve always been lead to believe.  Curious how you can insist that XXXTentacion had 100% connection to Jesus and not Lucifer.

“God”=52 Francis Bacon
SATAN =52 Jewish Ordinal

Had to remove my normal all caps formatting for the big guy.  Since the traditional religious application of gematria doesn’t pay attention to different values for capital letters they never see this one.  If you want to deny that the word representing the being that stands for everything good and holy and the word for the being that represents all evil are opposites you have a huge cognitive blindspot.  And JESUS has a couple of straight up 52’s and a 502.  Are you sure that’s not the Tree of Death on XXXTentacion’s forehead?  Please explain why 52 must mean one or the other, in a way that makes logical sense.

CHRIST=77 Ordinal
ANTICHRIST=77 Reverse Full Red. EP

Do you conspiracy idiots realize how easy this is with so many different elisions??  I want to explain something to you.  The prefix “Anti-“ literally means the opposite of something.  And thanks to the Bible and movies we know that the son of Satan is called the Antichrist.

One more.  In honor of Jake Lebowski and his awkwardly phrased sentences.

JESUS=444 English Sumerian
THE DEVIL=444 Reverse Primes

Yep.  444 is Jake’s favorite target number.  And he’s fond of making lists of 444 phrases prefaced by a sarcastic, “I suppose these are coincidences?”  You lose, you can’t argue with Jesus being a single word and you need it to be THE Devil to distinguish him from some low level demon.  The prime number elisions were created last year.

Death Note Vs. Gematria

For no particular reason I decided to rewatch the entire original anime series.  As for the winner of the match, without a Chinese calendar connection to help I’m going to have to declare Death Note the winner hands down.

Death Note is about a magical (to call it that probably insults the fans) notebook that gives the owner the power to kill whoever they want by writing that person’s name within the pages of the book.  The series explores issues of justice, ultimate power and how it corrupts, and for some Hollywood value throws in some demons, car chases and guns along the way.  And it’s a rip roaring good time.  This synopsis does not do it justice and so we’ll get right to the main point of how it has a significance to gematria.  At least as I craft it within this post.

There’s more to just writing down somebody’s name.  There are rules.  A lot of rules.  There are so many Death Note rules and so many die hard fans they continue to analyze every episode, the manga (that’s  not a fruit, Dan) the live action movies and all the Internet forums talking about the rules.  The rules get so convoluted that there appears to be contradictions in some and vociferous arguments occur over whether there is a rule that is mentioned breaks another or not.

There’s a big knock against gematria right off with the rather cavalier attitude that is taken to the most basic of information - a person’s name.  While Death Note insists that it has to be the person’s real name and aliases confuse the book’s power, in gematria the evil forces manipulate the name in a near infinite variety of ways.  Initials count, with or without middle name, hundreds of elisions, nicknames, whatever works to arrive at a small number that matches up with an evil phrase.

And yet....
Should the person in question have a value that literally millions of other people have we are supposed to believe that the New World Organic Matrix* crafted these events just for this one person?  I’m going to have to call bullshit on that right there.

And it gets worse.  Just in case the insistence is that the story may be about a certain John Edward Smith, his name on the official birth certificate, the kind of name that would satisfy the Death Note requirement of real name, gematria via use of two and three digit numbers avoids concern of the thousands of other John Edward Smiths out there sharing an extremely common name.  A key rule in Death Note introduced early in the series is that you must picture that person’s face while writing the name in the Death Note to avoid accidentally killing off the wrong John Edward Smith.

And it gets worse.  Next up in gematria is that maybe John Edward Smithson is “close enough” or the  “symbolism is obvious”.  Or even Robert Chadsworth Cumbersnickles, Jr. looks like John Edward Smith becomes important enough to gematria.  Death Note fans would laugh at the idea of how loose evil is with rules on matching something as important as killing off your hated enemies.

And it gets worse.  Gematria users try to pretend their fantasy is real and that these are genuine rules to identify a single person that cannot possibly work.  Death Note does an excellent job of recognizing that this is entertainment and gloriously introduces rules that are at least plausible.  Whether planned early on in the scripting or ad hoc throw ins to explain a plot point after realizing that something actually doesn’t make sense versus a previous rule effort is made to have a set of workable rules in place.

A short break to introduce newcomers to Death Note rules here:  Death Note rules

Notice that the first episode introduces just the five most basic rules.  The first two, the real name and the face matching that name.  Gematria videos introduce you to just the basics the same way.  Here’s the four base elisions.  Word=number.  Evil identified!  Then as time goes on both DN and gematria throw new “rules” at you.  With a huge difference.

And this is important.  This is actually a not frivolous post but would be a starting point to explaining to an open minded newcomer to gematria on how it doesn’t work.

ADDITIONAL DEATH NOTE RULES ARE RESTRICTIVE WHILE ADDITIONAL GEMATRIA RULES ARE EXPANSIVE.

If you lose the Death Note you have 490 days to get it back before you lose full ownership and the associated powers.  You have six minutes and change to write a cause of death or the intended victim will just die of a heart attack.  Compared to something in gematria where out of the blue, here’s this reverse ordinal cipher “we discovered”.  Aha, his name has the letters “MAN”, the MAN hoax code!

Whether there’s actual contradiction in Death Note rules is debatable.  In gematria it’s fairly easy to find something right away that doesn’t make sense, like AGNOSTIC and RELIGIOUS having the same value.  Then gematria makes new rules that don’t help the case any, expanding the relevance of prime numbers and having to ignore that suddenly TRUTH=30 and 113 is the 30th prime and 113 is supposed to be DISHONEST.

Based on the topics for gematria stories I can picture the age of a newly introduced person to be at the time when they could enjoy watching the Death Note series or even already having seen it.  Here you go Johnny.  Look at the way the DN rules limit and make the concept more plausible.  Look at how your gematria club keeps making up things that they explain away by telling you to just ignore it.

  If the entertainment value is truly just to make any number you want then just make up your own rule, declare victory and keep at it.

Stupid Comment Of The Day, #7

 

No, actually “Colors Yellow and Green Make a Lighter Shade Of Green”.  In theory, this could be corrected by switching the Blue and Green in the comment.  But it would sort of point out how stupid it is that the reverse ordinal total is the same in either case.

Amicable Numbers And Proper Divisors

Time to through out another number fun topic for another break from cognitive bias.

Let’s pretend for a moment that the New World Matrix or Organic Order or whatever bizarre incompatible mishmash of of shoehorned in powers controlling the coding really did decide that prime numbers were super cool and scary.

So these so called astute researchers latched on to the properties of a number and loaded up the prime number list into a database.  Now I’m temporarily dropping it  after  my one jab at the Organic Matrix since I find the idea that the Organic Matrix giving a fuck about prime numbers so laughable it’s way too distracting, so let’s talk about the scum of the earth, the selectively incompetent NWO for the rest of this.

So now let’s think about super hot chick Karen Gillan, since I’m a sexist pig and like to think of her.  And something happens to her that’s newsworthy, like she blows up Jodie Whittaker’s* house over jealousy of landing the first female Doctor Who job.  And there’s this big ass headline that sums to 563 in ordinal, and since OCULUS, a Karen movie, is 563 in Jewish this story becomes obviously important.  That 563 is prettttttyy unlikely to get another match in ordinal and reduction, no way.  But 563 is the 103rd prime number.  So the NWO can do some serious mocking with some 103’s.

But, what if our headline didn’t cough up a convenient prime?  Those pesky Masons must have been up to something.  There’s the Sum of the Divisors option.  But the sum is always an even number.  Even if they come up with the mostly ignored sum of the divisors connection (so unused it really should be just dropped) there’s no chance of a hint of the beloved prime numbers.  I seem to recall a video someone admitted that the NWO looooooovvvveeessss primes.

The way you acknowledge sum of the divisors and primes is the sum of the proper divisors.  The divisors of the number other than the number itself.  The only proper divisor of a prime is 1.  There’s already a use for 563 on the prime number list.  No sense in looking for it in the sum of all divisors 563+1=564.

For example, 125.  The sum of all divisors is 156.  The sum of the proper divisors is 1+5+25=31.  Behold!  Stare in awe you mindless sheep, as 31 is a prime number!  Look upon our power and despair the next time the Cavaliers score 125 points!   MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

However.....

The proper divisors debunks itself by a feedback loop stemming from Amicable Numbers. A pair of numbers whose sum of proper divisors equal the other number.

220➡️1+2+4+5+10+11+20+22+44+55+110=284
284➡️1+2+4+71+142=220

So if there was any significance to lists of numbers including divisors there are loads of land mines.  All divisors is even sillier than proper divisors.  Every prime number being totally disregarded?  That’s so unfair.  There are more amicable number pairs, but the next pair is 1184 and 1210 which is already outside the useful range of three digits.  And the NWO being as lazy as they are loved dropping zeroes and amicable number pairs have lots of zeroes that would be confusing.

I think it’s time to drop the concept of divisors completely, especially since it’s never used.

*. But don’t mess with Jenna Coleman.  She is the Antichrist, after all.

Stupid Comment Of The Day, #6

Because nothing says superior skills like complaining that someone misspelled Belichick when you’ve misspelled and done the wrong numerology of FOURTY instead of forty.

NOTIFICATION SQUUUAAAADDD!!! Insight On Winning Cookies

Geez what an awfully painful experience.  Did you know that there’s actually a “game” out there where you proudly post the first comment on a new video simply for the sake of posting the first comment?   And that’s the entire point of the comment.  Absolutely no insight on the content of the video.  In fact, you wouldn’t win the game if you did, since if you take too long somebody might beat you to the punch.  Often you get multiple people claiming to be the first and even getting into arguments over who was actually first.  Or maybe even grudgingly calling it a tie.

Combining my own observations with an Internet search I found the evolution of this game.  There is definitely a bandwagon effect cognitive bias involvement.  The earliest comments get more 👍s due to fatigue.  After hundreds of comments get posted nobody has the time to go through them all, and sine YouTube sorts by the most liked being at the top of the list that’s front and center.  Everybody thinks this is a good comment, so therefore I must add my like to it.  Even if the comment is something totally meaningless like, “She’s hot AF”.

At one time the first comment was just “First” which meets the speed requirement of getting as many viewers as possible.  Then, this evolved into something more directly begging for a like, since people actually caring about content stopped paying attention to the two year olds.  Eventually, realizing that the likes were only coming from fellow two year olds it became cool to say, “Notification squad!”  Then that wasn’t quite cool enough, so expanded to a variant of, “NOTIFICATION SQUAAAAAADDDD!!!”  Interesting that the extra letters are always in the squad and not in the notification.  But never, ever forget the CAPS LOOCCKKKKK!!! and extra exclamation points.  I imagine some of the more clever players have found the joys of copying and pasting and keystroke multipliers.

You don’t even have to watch the video, and if you are the NOTIFICATION SQUAAAAADDDD!!!! leader you can pick up a little positive reinforcement for being lucky enough to check your email or being logged into YouTube at the right time.

Congratulations.  You win a cookie.

This game is not played so much on a more thought provoking channel like Numberphile.  But over all it’s tolerated since it’s harmless although annoying AF.  The rest of the comments get to the business of pointing out some serious things that others might not have noticed.  Actual value, even if it’s just a laugh.

Now I understand more about the gematria comments.  First of all, I have seen the proud to be first commenter more times than I’d like to be annoyed by.  But now you don’t even have to be first anymore.  Nobody mentioned Pi, yet!  Spend some time messing around and force a 227 and you look like a king.  The number of the day in the video is 33.  I’m the the 33rd commenter!   COMMENTATION SQUAAAAAADDDDD!!!!! for 33.  There’s no end to what number commenter you can be to be significant.

If I had this magical system that was supposed to expose these evil cabal members I wouldn’t want my message in my video, I spent an hour to record and upload, being diluted by juveniles wasting everyone’s time trying to gain a couple of likes for being the xxx number commenter.  I’d delete them and even go so far as to warning subscribers with a message at the start of the video.  Kids, this is important.  We’re trying to save the world.  Don’t play the NOTIFICATIONS game.

However, I find this unlikely to happen since there’s not that many members of the club, so insipidness is encouraged.  Good luck trying to convince the rest of the world you’re serious when it looks like your video caters to two year olds.

Only 7 likes.  Forgot the exclamation points!!!!!!

Narcissistic Numbers

Consider this an edit from yesterday before I turn to Narcisstic Numbers.  Another common claim, especially the last few months, is that visual evidence clearly shows something when it really doesn’t.  Like whether a golf hole is sloped or not.  That was also a prominent feature of the XXXTentacion video where it was proclaimed that his forehead tattoo was a cross.  It is not clearly a cross.  It is not clearly a tree symbolizing a cross, a rather dubious claim made when challenged.  Even if the image presented was a bit fuzzy it is a tree.  It always was a tree.  You didn’t look it up and just declared it was a cross.  Get over it.  Visual acuity - Fail.

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Narcissistic Numbers video

Numberphile is a great little channel for people that love farting around with numerical oddities.  I could use lots of their material as examples for gematria related issues in the manner of Gematria Math vs Real Math.  This one will do as an example.

I found this video three days ago.  I’ve been subscribed to the channel for quite some time and to some it might seem odd that this video was recommended to me by YouTube just minutes after I was back to researching cognitive biases and the Dunning Kruger Effect.  I’m open to the idea that I’m not as funny as I think I am.  I have the majority of evidence that suggests I am funny.  How to I further test this?  I go back to YouTube after a Google session and this six year old video shows up with the proud “Recommended For You” logo.  Amidst all the hundreds of other videos on Numberphile.

This could be a coincidence, but I don’t think so.  I think it’s because my search history influenced my video recommendations.  The point is, instead of just declaring this to be not a coincidence because of the Freemasons or Organic Matrix messing with my mind, or declaring it to be a strange coincidence, I have the option to test the idea further which is something I’ve started but haven’t gotten enough evidence to come to any conclusions, yet.  I can go to a search engine and Google something I think is totally random, the same subject for half an hour or so, then go back to YouTube and see if all of a sudden a National Geographic video on turtles shows up after checking on what’s going on with Attu the Wonder Turtle.

Gematria never tests hypotheses, you can’t test something that doesn’t exist.  Whether it’s Dunning-Kruger effect assuming you are always right or being manipulative they just keep making the same mistakes over and over again.  I have seen an not genuine prediction here or there been admitted to being wrong, but never anything major like, “Hey guys, I just found this weird thing in Reverse where SUICIDE and NOT SUICIDE are the same value.  Shouldn’t we go back and check for other words that are the same pattern?”

It won’t happen because the ones who are bright enough to do the math aren’t going to share about how gematria doesn’t work.

Now for the video itself (finally).  This is just for fun instead of any high level proof of deep concept. Narcisstic numbers remind me of Satanic Gematria because the manner they are created is somewhat arbitrary.  There aren’t that many.  Take a number.  However many digits the number has is the power the individual digits are raised to.  The smallest is 153,  1^3+5^3^3=1+125+27=153.  The number loves itself, only because the manner it’s arrived at justifies the end result.  The same way SATANIC GEMATRIA=666 instead of just the word SATANIC.

At one time I was cautious of providing info like this for fear it would be used as a good idea for future misuse.  In this case NARCISST=1153 in the Trigonal elision.  Trigonal—>3, cubing, drop the extra 1.  That might sound cool, but overall the pattern doesn’t work well since the next narcissistic number is 8,208 and they literally increase exponentially from there.  You’re not going to get much use out of 8,208=the 2nd narcisstic number.  And only Jake “King of PhraseShopping” Lebowski would ever bother making meaningless phrases up to force it.  Maybe something ridiculous like he normally puts up “NWO Narcissist Signal Code Alert”=xxx.  So at most it has one somewhat cool match and then after that, if the evil powers that shouldn’t be cared they took a long break for lunch and haven’t gotten back to it yet.

Die! A Critic! And Diacritics

Now that the trolling on the Bourdain video is subsiding it was time to spice things up and crank out (think about it...) a video on the death of rapper XXX Tentacion.  And this was cranked out in the truest sense, as this video was proudly presented as breaking news.  And it’s pretty much a fail on all levels.

As was commented by someone else it was plastered with a clickbait title and proclaimed to be breaking news just hours old at the start of the video.  A pretty clear sign that not a lot of thought was put into anything beyond the bullshit numbers that can be forced out of any story.  And not being a rap fan myself I have the commentary to show me that multiple people were not just offended by being tricked by the clickbait title, but they also didn’t like the idea that his legacy is also tainted by the fact that his name wasn’t even pronounced right.

I can understand the defense of it not being important for the numerology.  If I tried to correct grammar in all the comments I would do nothing with my life but bust on bad grammar in the comments.  I hardly have time to go back and correct my own mistakes.  When it’s important, like misspelling Manila as Manilla, then you’ll hear from me.

Here’s a video of butchered pronunciations and the correct pronunciation:
https://genius.com/videos/How-to-correctly-pronounce-xxxtentacion

Reporting in hindsight is always much easier, just ask any gematria user.  So not knowing it would be  of any importance I could suggest that any argument could have been bypassed by taking the less than two minutes it took me to research how to pronounce a name that you might not know.  You know, like an astute researcher would do.  Or do a common newscaster or sports commentator trick of preceding the strange name pronunciation with a “I’m probably going to get this wrong...”. But it’s just a name being pronounced wrong, no big deal, right?

No Derek, actually it is a big deal beyond just not worrying about if someone uses “Your” instead of “You’re” or mangled how to pronounce your latest target of victim shaming.  Because again, you boldly proclaim in this video as well as others that gematria is a language.  Which it certainly isn’t because a real language takes care of things like making sure that words get pronounced correctly.  Things like “D” sounding like “D” so you don’t accidentally get Mom a card for Father’s Day.  Here Dad!  Why did you shave your legs, anyway?  And if 33 can mean damned near anything it’s kind of difficult to know what the 33 translates to before getting to the point of worrying if the heteronym is pronounced like Polish the country or polishing your Gematria Mook  (door)knob.

Instead we’ve opted for a tame, but still existent, variation of my often repeated Die heretic! anti-troll rebuttal.  Die!  A critic!  And by chance XXX’s name could have been easier to get right if there were an accent mark.  There are loads of words we use in English borrowed from other languages such as “resume” which mean totally different things when we drop the diacritics because we can tell if we’re looking for a new job or restarting our video after taking a short break to look up how to pronounce the name right.  Context completely lost when converting words into numbers.  My what a wonderful language you have there.  Nothing says language like not using it for its intended purpose, oral communication.

This also gives me the opportunity to point something out that is just a pet peeve of mine.  While I listen to videos and I hear Asia Argento pronounced like the band or the country I don’t make a big deal about it. (It’s Ah-see-uh).  Now you’re supposed to be the expert and if the expert says that this is no big deal, fine.  The letters and the numbers associated with them mathematically are important, you must be a math expert too.  I haven’t heard you pronounce “trigonal” correctly yet.  It’s not like Try-ceratops but like trihg-onometry..  A literate expert on words and numbers should know that.  So that about wraps up the fail clean sweep.
Content sensitivity - fail
Words - fail
Math - fail
Reaction to criticism - fail