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Regularly scheduled. So regularly scheduled that not a single gematria spewing predictor posted a warning ahead of time. A complete decode of the name, which we all know in advance, where it would hit with a wide variety of named towns that surely must have some matching gematria, and some lovely numbers for millions of $ worth of damage.
We had none of that, because of course despite the advance warning a hurricane was abrewin’ they’re still too busy with hiding sports decodes behind Patreon paywalls. Fortunately Erin was a bit of a non issue. Not fun for those that had to put up with the about $1 million in damage more legitimate sources reported. But it could have been a lot worse. Erin did manage to nearly break a record for how rapidly it intensified.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/22/hurricane-erin-analysis-florida
A sort of weather warfare warning shot. You fuckers better get your shit together and start being appropriately terrified or the next one is hitting the mainland. I’m serious. Totally serious, and…what? What’s that? My supply chain is screwed up. DAMMIT!!
Well the agencies that use models to track hurricanes, while not as mind bogglingly stupid as creating hurricanes from scratch so gematria clowns can predict them, the NOAA and NHC have tracked formation and direction and intensity. So if anybody is creating them, they surely are involved. But government cuts and layoffs have naturally hit. The message is clear: Science is bad. Having the National Guard available for relief efforts instead of patrolling nonexistent crime in blue cities is bad. Getting people to not harass FEMA personnel is bad.
In traditional warfare, the idea is to conquer an area and take it over and tape the resources for yourself. Kinda like, oh for a wild and crazy example Russia invading Ukraine. Just bombing it into a big parking lot kinda hurts that end goal. The attacked, oh for another wild and crazy example, like how Russian partisans disrupted German supply lines in WWII. Try to take that key tactical railroad hub without proper food and munitions for the boots on the ground.
Yep, making hurricanes, not just randomly but regularly scheduling makes no sense even in a Business Is War environment. There’s enough supply chain issues as it is. Breaking things on purpose, the attitude of the current Trump regime and Home Demot stores everywhere makes no sense. The only return on investment is some lovely gematria decodes after the destruction has already happened.
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