Why, oh tell me why, hasn’t there been an entire gematria YouTube channel devoted to decoding Jack the Ripper?!?
That was a rhetorical question. Since I know that even the top names in conspiracy gematria are fake intellectual hacks, influencer wannabes, it just isn’t insulting enough. Why bother with old news when you can insult the living or recently deceased today for fun, attention and profit? Jack, despite being an enduring legend is old news.
If someone did get around to it I’m sure it would be something like this. Every number on a screenful of Gematrinator cipher calculations would be shoehorned into a magic number. And 666 would be the typical holy grail 666 remains to be today. Geez, when I started researching this piece I didn’t even know that JACK THE RIPPER directly equaled 666 in reverse Satanic. That’s how easy it is to match shit up. Step 1, try the obvious. Step 2, if step 1 fails force the issue with generous amounts of Phraseshopping and number pattern tricks. You’ve never truly lived unless you’ve gematrified with transpositions or using prime numbers. Also, there are lots of famous dates. And conspiracy gematria today doesn’t work without adding in date numerology. Which isn’t even gematria. With the purchase of that expansion model to add to the basic game you are ready to Jack the Ripper ritual your way into the gematria record books and make sports bets on everyone named Jack who has ever touched a ball. You’ve also never truly lived unless you’ve touched Jack’s balls.
Actually, my inspiration was an entertainment YouTube video talking about the old Ripper lore. And somebody before the more current gematria renaissance promoting the idea that Lewis Carroll was actually Jack the Ripper. The proof? Anagrams. How you could actually rearrange bits of Lewis Carroll’s work and have that become a confession from the pen of Jack. A pre gematria intellectual hack named Richard Wallace did the, uh, heavy lifting.
And note that at the end of that blog post it’s mentioned what I heard in my video view. Proving how easy it is to turn the tables and creating an anagram narrative proving how Wallace himself was Jack the Ripper.
That turning the tables thing is an inherent flaw in the gematria system of lack of logic. Having the goal of making it easy enough to get newbies a hands on interactive experience makes it inevitable that your narrative can easily get twisted. In the Ripper anagrams, any sufficiently long text can be anagrammed into something as reasonable sounding as the original narrative. Or if your anagramming skills aren’t up to speed you can settle on gibberish, whether Jabberwocky style or real words that don’t really go together. In gematria the anagramming into something reasonable sounding is like finding a direct antonym with the same number. The gibberish is like finding out that MASONRY = 33 and the best you can come up with is BANANA = 33. It’s a valid point that you’re bringing up that lots and lots of random shit equals 33 and the original gematria clown work is just cherry picking (or banana picking) the data. It doesn’t quite have the same zing as DISHONEST = 113 while VERACIOUS = 113. The target audience to get excited about gematria being face to smartphone screen with the word “veracious” is likely to be met with confusion for using a word outside their vocabulary.
I did find a Jack the Ripper reference in the old Fee To Find Misinformation blog:
https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/02/44-67-86-187-213-charles-mansons-body.html?m=1
Which was really about Manson, has no 666 reference and does include the tacky date numerology and transpositions we mentioned. Even at the time Manson was old news, having died in 2017.
The use of gematria is, and always has been, a bold statement that you refuse to find real evidence instead of just puking out nonsense. In theory, you could listen to trained economists that recognize tariffs are a terrible idea, trained financial experts that don’t get fired from their positions on the Fed board, trained CDC staff that understand infectious diseases, trained military instead of tech geeks for lieutenant colonels. Or you can have bootlicking sycophants not even qualified in proper gibberish.
One of the big unanswered Jack the Ripper questions is we don’t know why he stopped. Perhaps he was a time traveler from our present day. Sort of a reverse plot to the movie Time After Time. Or maybe Jack is still alive like the first TV episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker. Or maybe we live in a simulation that was created to test us. Or maybe, it’s time to listen to real evidence on how to return to affordable living and realize these other possibilities are fantasy with little more than entertainment value.