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The rebranding is underway. Over two hours of introduction of the new podcast, Count On It. Complete with a lack of much actual gematria, the screen background showing the various donation links, and the call in phone number.
Perhaps on purpose, therefore not so ironically, the first caller ever to the show was a supporter, pumping up how great Zach’s content is and how terribly he was mistreated by those ebil (not a typo) bastards who mercilessly out debated Zach by pointing out his unwillingness to generate a genuine prediction live on air, thus recorded for posterity.
But the stakes are raised here. Please fast forward or jump to about 1:31:10. That will give you a chance to settle in to the whopper coming a few seconds later.
Gematria Saves Lives
In the lead up to this we have the usual talking points. I’ve been doing this so long. I’m being persecuted and my channels keep getting taken down. The algorithm is out to get me.
The same way that there’s no need to get subscription donations for a magic gambling system, if it sounds too good to be true, that’s because it isn’t true. Never in the 10+ years has there ever been a well known story of someone who has had their life literally saved by gematria. An inescapable result of waiting until after the fact to report on what happened. And even this recording touts that this remarkably competent evil empire, the best they can do instead of kill you is to mock you. (It’s a little bit before the saving lives comment.) Give me your money and I will expose the mockery that didn’t kill you because you are still alive to listen to these outrageous claims today.
Now instead of just shitty sports picks losing money we’re treading on weird religious cult territory. I’d really like to hear that first caller who pipes up about how gematria literally saved their life.
That synchronicity with a 20 year old TV show about a teenage girl killing vampires saved my life!
Woke up feeling bad, but remembered to check out that eclipse ritual from last night, and by golly bitcoin dropped in price! Was really thinking of drinking two pots of coffee and that shit would probably have killed me!
My girlfriend left me because the Yankees lost last night. Pretty sure she would murder me in my sleep if we stuck together. Didn’t lose any money on a bet, but I’m sure there is some numbers in there somewhere.
Here’s a variation without using gematria:
There’s a lot of things wrong with the world, and I’m not dead yet. There are a lot of things that saved my life.
You don’t need an occult crank system to identify that things are wrong. The things that are wrong are being speed run in real time. Markets are crashing, tensions are high, prices are out of control, protesters are protesting, vigilantes are murdering, Fox News is Foxing, Democrats are ignoring, storms are storming, habitats are collapsing. It used to be reading a newspaper, now it’s reading an algorithm driven outrage porn story on the internet. Do you really need to give money to someone for a two or three digit number to remind you that you haven’t died yet despite a world gone mad?
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