Know Your Gematria Grifter Tactics - Bad Grammar

 

Our story today starts with one of my favorite parts of gematria, Phaseshropping.  Or if you prefer, call it cherry picking through different synonyms or lists of similar words (e.g. demon and harpy aren't synonymous, but close enough for “evil”) until you find the one that bests suit your forced gematria.  And then there is the gematria phraseshopper’s best friend, the letter ‘s’.  Dog and dogs are both easily identified as the same creature.  In addition to plurals, ‘s’ also has the value of being part of verb conjugation.  He can lose his temper easily and he loses his temper easily.

So our friend here has decided to buck the trend of the mainstream idea that 666 is the king of the evil numbers and give us an excuse to watch King Leonidas kick some Persian ass because the Spartans don’t like their pronouns.  So it’s also important to imply that it’s not just your narcissistic self centered phraseshopping ass that decided 300 is super important, let’s drag some deities into it.  2 Gods of undetermined intent or origin, chose Trident sugarless 300 for gods that prefer 300 as the symbol of evil gum.  And the intent was to phraseshop 2=2 with A1=1+1=2 to refer to a singular and transfer the ‘s’ to the verb and…

Use choses which isn’t a real word unless you’re talking about the old Norman word for things, a noun.

The intent was to never find any divine or meaningful connection between phrases.  Finding a 300 or five is a foregone conclusion.  There’s no serious thought or intent to insert an expert opinion at the adults table.  And there’s no care for being right, even on what should be a simple thing like grammar.

My grammar isn’t perfect but I’ve been a long way separated from making up words to prove my point imperfect.  And what I’ve learned over the past decade is that it is pointless to actively go on Twixter where I found this and point out the correction.  I have some specific thoughts to share about grammar Nazis that will be toned almost entirely differently depending on the outcome of the November 5th election.